Author Topic: imagine you're in prison... (Read 8023 times)

Voland · « **on:** February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM »

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:20:03 PM »

You think you will get many posts, Voland ?

Voland · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:24:04 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on February 17, 2012, 01:20:03 PM

You think you will get many posts, Voland ?

i should. Its an interesting topic but gaybiggers prefer talking about oiled men posing in thongs and Twink Zane.
the world is doomed.

berblexer · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:24:58 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on February 17, 2012, 01:20:03 PM

You think you will get many posts, Voland ?

-your personal bitch

voland

-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)

voland

-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)

voland

-your personal bodyguard

voland

-your snitch

voland

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:26:15 PM »

This must give a at least a partial boner, Voland ?

Voland · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:28:33 PM »

Quote from: berblexer on February 17, 2012, 01:24:58 PM

-your personal bitch

voland

-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)

voland

-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)

voland

-your personal bodyguard

voland

-your snitch

voland

read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.

berblexer · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:33:21 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:28:33 PM

read the rules, bitch. You'll be my bitch.

hey i made you a bodyguard and a snitch, that evens things out

mossel · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:35:23 PM »

WOOO · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:41:12 PM »

Princess L... she's all I'll need...

purenaturalstrength · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

gonna go with chess315 as prison friend, learning the ways of the 405 prison bench press

B_B_C · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:
-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch
who and why?Shoot.

you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid; adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed madam

Cashfan · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

Another list Calvin wont make.

Voland · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:54:42 PM »

Quote from: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 01:52:38 PM

you Voland
Bitch: attitude,
Hooker: versatility,
Maid; adadaptability,
bodyguard: big,
snitch: big mouth
your such an all round multitasking multi orificed madam

very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.

B_B_C · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Voland link=topic=415663.date=1329515682

very funny. You'll be my hooker!. Have fun with the black gang. I'll treat myself to steroids and gh.

i dare say you'd do ok in a little black number

A Professional · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2012, 01:59:16 PM »

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info

Voland · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:02:20 PM »

Quote from: A Professional on February 17, 2012, 01:59:16 PM

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch Optimus Prime--He's been my bitch on this board
-the hooker Tbomz--He's been a hooker in real life, selling his ass to old men, so it wouldn't be a stretch
-your maid Craig Titus
-your personal bodyguard Suckmymuscle--former special forces, 6'5'', breaks german shepherd spines with his bare hands
-your snitch JNN--Funny guy, can ingratiate himself with the inmates, gleaning info

see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornbread with you

jr · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:02:25 PM »

Imagining being in prison seems like the sort of thing gay people would fantasize about.

the trainer · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:09:10 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 01:15:28 PM

you have to pick ONE getbigger for each of the 5 categories:

-your personal bitch
-the hooker (the one you'll trade to the other inmates for AAS and gh and food)
-your maid (cleans the room, does your laundry etc)
-your personal bodyguard
-your snitch

who and why?

Shoot.

First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.

B_B_C · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:09:57 PM »

Quote from: Voland on February 17, 2012, 02:02:20 PM

see? this is how you play.
I'd share my cornhole with you

a bottomless pit of generosity?

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:11:21 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on February 17, 2012, 02:09:10 PM

First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.

I think a personal trainer like you would be very high in the pecking order in jail....

Voland · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:12:39 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on February 17, 2012, 02:09:10 PM

First I do not need a bodyguard cause I am a tough crazy motherfucka now I would make you my hooker maid and snitch, when you are done sucking my dick I will punch you in the face and you have to sleep on the floor, I will rent out your asshole for dinabol tabs and weed, and you must find out what people are saying behind my back, pissed me off and you will get gangbanged till you cry for your momma.

small man complex

gym**rat · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:13:34 PM »

I need to poop.

Voland · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:16:08 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:13:34 PM

I need to poop.

prepping your ass for some love?

B_B_C · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:16:45 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on February 17, 2012, 02:13:34 PM

I need to poop.

its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man

gym**rat · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2012, 02:18:04 PM »

Quote from: B_B_C on February 17, 2012, 02:16:45 PM

its seems indirectly from their posts that either voland ot the trainer is your bedpan man

Sorry just sitting here feeling all normal then all of a sudden I feel a tapered end peeking out to dot my undies. I had to post it.