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Title: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 18, 2012, 06:43:25 PM
  Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: wes on February 18, 2012, 06:44:16 PM
I`d remove his fucking spine in a split second!  ;D
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Post by: suckmymuscle on February 18, 2012, 06:52:31 PM
  Nothing but pure muscle! Not only do they posses ridiculous muscular density, but they are shredded to the bone. They normally have between 2% to 4% bodyfat when fed their normal diet. There isn't a gram of fat in this fucker's body! Nothing but bones, muscles and skin!

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: apply85 on February 18, 2012, 06:54:31 PM
muscles are small, just shredded
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Post by: Nomad on February 18, 2012, 06:57:40 PM
shitty skin,,,plus arent chimpz like 5 foot tall ? ,,, fucking manlets
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Post by: wes on February 18, 2012, 06:59:00 PM
ALL BANANAS  DRUGS!!
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Post by: nkhp on February 18, 2012, 07:04:36 PM
can i have my 2min back for wasting my time. that first video didnt show anything he sat down the entire time.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 18, 2012, 07:04:59 PM
you choose:

1. primate of peace  ::)

2. two words: jan tana

3. better grooming than Tbombz

4. thats not cheetah

5. chaka looking swole
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BayGBM on February 18, 2012, 07:08:20 PM
  Nothing but pure muscle! Not only do they posses ridiculous muscular density, but they are shredded to the bone. They normally have between 2% to 4% bodyfat when fed their normal diet. There isn't a gram of fat in this fucker's body! Nothing but bones, muscles and skin!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair).  Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!
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Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 18, 2012, 07:20:01 PM
A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair).  Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!

And Equipoise!
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Post by: Army of One on February 18, 2012, 07:25:03 PM
Forearms nearly as big as upper arms, forehead and finger growth from gh, bloated gut and barrel torso, wont crack the top 10.
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Post by: delta9mda on February 18, 2012, 07:42:34 PM
looks like he spilled over
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Post by: Rome on February 18, 2012, 07:43:16 PM
Ripped Chimp. All the way ripped Chimp. ;D
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Post by: basil on February 18, 2012, 07:51:13 PM
No calves.
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Post by: Adam86 on February 18, 2012, 07:59:26 PM
thats not Kai Greene  ???
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Post by: Coach is Back! on February 18, 2012, 08:03:06 PM
I`d remove his fucking spine in a split second!  ;D

Hahahahahaahhaha ;D
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Post by: PJim on February 18, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
There's a moment where he's looking at the camera, Jesus, I know some people that don't look too different
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Post by: Zé galinha on February 18, 2012, 10:12:07 PM
he is not 3D at all.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 18, 2012, 10:23:53 PM
This Chimps goes Ass to grass every time he gets in a squat position.
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Post by: supernick on February 18, 2012, 10:28:11 PM
needs to eat more, could be much bigger also shitt caves, needs to learn to pose
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Post by: hazbin on February 19, 2012, 04:20:22 AM
chuck liddell looking lean
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Post by: Swede! on February 19, 2012, 04:23:56 AM
A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair).  Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!

tastes good on a hamburger also!
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Post by: _bruce_ on February 19, 2012, 04:24:43 AM
Pretty disgusting.
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Post by: crownshep on February 19, 2012, 04:29:11 AM
Went to twycross zoo in 1998 and saw this chimp,it had been on the news about him losing his fur,and the muscle in his back and sides of his thigh was unreal.
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Grim Lifter on February 19, 2012, 04:54:43 AM
 Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

That's nothing compared to an owning a true getbigger delivers when he gets enraged
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Post by: Tito24 on February 19, 2012, 05:04:18 AM
great athlete and spokesman for the sport of bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on February 19, 2012, 05:19:13 AM
 


SUCKMYMUSCLE

that's not mesomorph chillin and telling us that he just eats beans and chicken 3 times a day ;D

Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GraniteCityDon on February 19, 2012, 05:39:10 AM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1pcnyq0fO1qzcz6fo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Papper on February 19, 2012, 05:46:07 AM
has he claimed natural?
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Post by: JBGRAY on February 19, 2012, 05:49:05 AM
GH15, what is this guy's cycle?  Hormonas?

Bananarama? :P
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Post by: Immortal_Technique on February 19, 2012, 06:00:06 AM
Wide waist , lock for 12th place, dead by 30, epic leans, bananas just "the finishing touch"  ::) gorillas looked better in the 90s, 
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Post by: jarepeich on February 19, 2012, 06:24:03 AM
and without the finishing touch :o
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Post by: nkhp on February 19, 2012, 09:23:27 AM
 
(http://i55.tinypic.com/w1r1c5.jpg)

lol  ;D
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Post by: purenaturalstrength on February 19, 2012, 09:25:25 AM
what would happen when you administer GH15 protocols to these apes for 6-12 months?
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Post by: T-rex on February 19, 2012, 11:55:03 AM
So by eating nothing but fibrous plants/occasional bananas and flinging my own poo I could be that ripped? Well it's been 6 months and I haven't noticed anything. And for god sakes where's the glute shots?
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2012, 11:58:51 AM
 Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

yet they can run without wobbling...and couldn't win a fight WITHOUT using their teeth...

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Post by: mass243 on February 19, 2012, 11:58:52 AM

 8)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/24/article-0-0D54C8D6000005DC-233_634x407.jpg)
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Post by: _bruce_ on February 19, 2012, 12:14:52 PM
8)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/24/article-0-0D54C8D6000005DC-233_634x407.jpg)

That's a quite an interstellar hookup.
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Post by: RustyTrenbolona on February 19, 2012, 12:19:33 PM
8)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/24/article-0-0D54C8D6000005DC-233_634x407.jpg)

Soviet monkey is better monkey
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Post by: mass243 on February 19, 2012, 12:22:00 PM
That's a quite an interstellar hookup.

 ;D


Soviet monkey is better monkey


Actually that's American monkey - Soviets used dogs (oh, they used monkeys too but not at early point).
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Post by: Megalodon on February 19, 2012, 12:38:41 PM
I starred in the original POTA.
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Post by: david94 on February 19, 2012, 01:11:21 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/w1r1c5.jpg)

All g4p.  ::)
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Post by: Immortal_Technique on February 19, 2012, 01:22:06 PM
I guess they swing around off stuff constantly. Gymnasts have badass physiques too I guess for this reason.
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Post by: dustin on February 19, 2012, 01:50:10 PM
Swimmer physique.
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Post by: the trainer on February 19, 2012, 01:56:21 PM
 Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

 You seem to be obsessed with monkeys about how many have you had sex with so far or maybe you lost count.
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Post by: Wiggs on February 19, 2012, 02:20:17 PM
fuck jambo, I'll beat his little hundred pound ass...No way in hell I'm losing to a hundred pound chimp in a fight. Bend all the coins and rip all the doors from cars you want but they don't hit back. Jambo would be begging me for merci and bringing me his wife.
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Post by: Danjo on February 19, 2012, 02:56:07 PM
I know they are strong,but I would have to see proof of them bein able to rip off a car door..
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Post by: Polish Power on February 19, 2012, 03:12:10 PM
Me and a few buddies were having a discussion on this. We are all fascinated by feats of strength and the mystical 1000lb bench/squat/deadlift.

How much do you think a full grown male silverback gorilla could lift on these three? Just from some research I've learned that gorillas have the strength of anywhere from 13-27 average men.

So I figure the average man can bench perhaps......120lbs. This puts the gorilla's theoretical bench press at 2000-4000 lbs. Most of my friends disagreed, they could barely even accept that a gorilla could bench 1500lbs. The extreme genetically gifted of the species could probably hit 5000lbs in my eyes.

As far as squats, with their short legs they might be able to get at least 5000lbs, maybe more. They could also quarter squat 10000 lbs just to show off 

and deadlifting....well, I've heard that they can uproot trees when properly provoked, so I'm going to guess quite a substantial number, again in the 5000lb range.

I know this is a bit of a silly discussion, but I'm just curious what you all think.
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Post by: Polish Power on February 19, 2012, 03:16:53 PM
Here are the 10 of world's strongest animals.
 
10 - Grizzly Bear
 


The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the silvertip bear or just the grizzly or North American brown bear, is a subspecies of brown bear (Ursus arctos) that generally lives in the uplands of western North America. This subspecies is thought to descend from Ussuri brown bears which crossed to Alaska from eastern Russia 100,000 years ago, though they did not move south until 13,000 years ago.
 Grizzlies are normally solitary, active animals, but in coastal areas, the grizzly congregates alongside streams, lakes, rivers, and ponds during the salmon spawn. Every other year, females (sows) produce one to four young (commonly two) which are small and weigh only about 500 grams (one pound). A sow is protective of her offspring and will attack if she thinks she or her cubs are threatened.

They are strongest mountain animal, can lift 0,8 times their body weight. Their weight is 1500 pounds and can lift until 1200 pounds.
 9 - Mussel
 


The common name mussel is used for members of several families of clams or bivalvia mollusca, from saltwater and freshwater habitats. These groups have in common a shell whose outline is elongated and asymmetrical compared with other edible clams, which are often more or less rounded or oval.
The word "mussel" is most frequently used to mean the edible bivalves of the marine family Mytilidae, most of which live on exposed shores in the intertidal zone, attached by means of their strong byssal threads ("beard") to a firm substrate. A few species (in the genus Bathymodiolus) have colonised hydrothermal vents associated with deep ocean ridges.
In most marine mussels the shell is longer than it is wide, being wedge-shaped or asymmetrical. The external colour of the shell is often dark blue, blackish, or brown, while the interior is silvery and somewhat nacreous.
The word "mussel" is also used for many freshwater bivalves, including the freshwater pearl mussels. Freshwater mussel species inhabit lakes, ponds, rivers, creeks, canals, grouped in a different subclass, despite some very superficial similarities in appearance.
Freshwater Zebra mussels and their relatives in the family Dreissenidae are not related to previously mentioned groups, even though they resemble many Mytilus species in shape, and live attached to rocks and other hard surfaces in a similar manner, using a byssus. They are classified with the Heterodonta, the taxonomic group which includes most of the bivalves commonly referred to as "clams".

They can hold something two times their body weight. Their shell is very strong, compared to their small body size.
 8 - Anaconda
 


An anaconda is a large, non-venomous snake found in tropical South America. Although the name actually applies to a group of snakes, it is often used to refer only to one species in particular, the common or green anaconda, Eunectes murinus, which is one of the largest snakes in the world.

They can squeeze something same as their own body weight to death. Their weight can reach 550 pounds.
 7 - Ox
 


An ox (plural oxen), also known as a bullock in Australia, New Zealand and India, is a bovine trained as a draft animal. Oxen are commonly castrated adult male cattle (castration makes the animals more tractable), but cows (adult females) or bulls (intact males) may also be used in some areas.
Oxen are used for plowing, for transport (pulling carts, hauling wagons and even riding), for threshing grain by trampling, and for powering machines that grind grain or supply irrigation among other purposes. Oxen may be also used to skid logs in forests, particularly in low-impact, select-cut logging.
Oxen are usually yoked in pairs. Light work such as carting household items on good roads might require just one pair, while for heavier work, further pairs would be added as necessary. A team used for a heavy load over difficult ground might exceed nine or ten pairs.

They can pull and carry something 1,5 times their body weight across rugged terrain. Their weight is 1300 pounds and can pull and carry until 2000 pounds.
 6 - Tiger
 


The tiger (Panthera tigris), a member of the Felidae family, is the largest of the four "big cats" in the genus Panthera. The tiger is native to much of eastern and southern Asia, and is an apex predator and an obligate carnivore. The larger tiger subspecies are comparable in size to the biggest extinct felids, reaching up to 3.3 metres (11 ft) in total length, weighing up to 300 kilograms (660 pounds), and having canines up to 4 inches long. Aside from their great bulk and power, their most recognisable feature is a pattern of dark vertical stripes that overlays near-white to reddish-orange fur, with lighter underparts. The most numerous tiger subspecies is the Bengal tiger, while the largest is the Siberian tiger.

They can carry something two times their own body weight up a ten foot fence. Their weight is 600 pounds and can carry until 1200 pounds.
 5 - Eagle
 


Eagles are members of the bird family Accipitridae, and belong to several genera which are not necessarily closely related to each other. Most of the more than 60 species occur in Eurasia and Africa. Outside this area, just two species (the Bald and Golden Eagles) can be found in the United States and Canada, nine more in Central and South America, and three in Australia.

They are the strongest bird. They can lift something four times their own body weight during flight.
 4 - Gorilla
 


Gorillas are the largest species of primates. Gorillas are ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous apes that inhabit the forests of central Africa. Gorillas are divided into two species and either four or five subspecies. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of a human, between 95 and 99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the two chimpanzee species.

 Gorillas' natural habitats cover tropical or subtropical forests in Africa. Although their range covers a small percentage of Africa, gorillas cover a wide range of elevations. The Mountain Gorilla inhabits the Albertine Rift montane cloud forests of the Virunga Volcanoes, ranging in altitude from 2,200–4,300 metres (7,200–14,100 ft). Lowland Gorillas live in dense forests and lowland swamps and marshes as low as sea level, with Western Lowland Gorillas living in Central West African countries and Eastern Lowland Gorillas living in the Democratic Republic of the Congo near its border with Rwanda.

They can lift something over 10 times their body weight. Their weight is 450 pounds and can lift up to 4600 pounds. Mean, they can lift as heavy as 30 adult humans.
 3 - Leafcutter Ant
 


Leafcutter ants, a non-generic name, are any of 47 species of leaf-chewing ants belonging to the two genera Atta and Acromyrmex. These species of tropical, fungus-growing ants are all endemic to South and Central America and parts of the southern United States.
The Acromyrmex and Atta ants have much in common anatomically; however, the two can be identified by their external differences. Atta ants have 3 pairs of spines and a smooth exoskeleton on the upper surface of the thorax while Acromyrmex have 4 pairs and a rough exoskeleton.
Next to humans, leafcutter ants form the largest and most complex animal societies on Earth. In a few years, the central mound of their underground nests can grow to more than 30 metres (98 ft) across with smaller, radiating mounds extending out to a radius of 80 metres (260 ft), taking up 30 to 600 square metres (320 to 6,500 sq ft) and containing eight million individuals.

They can lift something 50 times their own body weight. Imagine a person who can lift a truck.
 2 - Elephant
 


Elephants are large land mammals in two genera of the family Elephantidae: Elephas and Loxodonta. Three species of elephant are living today: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant and the Asian elephant (also known as the Indian elephant). All other species and genera of Elephantidae are extinct, some since the last ice age although dwarf forms of mammoths may have survived as late as 2,000 BCE. Elephants and other Elephantidae were once classified with other thick-skinned animals in a now invalid order, Pachydermata.

Elephants are the largest land animals now living. The elephant's gestation period is 22 months, the longest of any land animal. At birth it is common for an elephant calf to weigh 120 kilograms (260 lb). They typically live for 50 to 70 years, but the oldest recorded elephant lived for 82 years.[3] The largest elephant ever recorded was shot in Angola in 1956. This male weighed about 24,000 lb (11,000 kg), with a shoulder height of 3.96 metres (13.0 ft), a metre (yard) taller than the average male African elephant. The smallest elephants, about the size of a calf or a large pig, were a prehistoric species that lived on the island of Crete during the Pleistocene epoch.

Elephants are a symbol of wisdom in Asian cultures and are famed for their memory and intelligence, where their intelligence level is thought to be equal to that of dolphins and primates. Aristotle once said the elephant was "the beast which passeth all others in wit and mind." The word "elephant" has its origins in the Greek ἐλέφας, meaning "ivory" or "elephant".
According to observations, healthy adult elephants have no natural predators,[15] although lions may take calves or weak individuals. They are, however, threatened by human intrusion and poaching.

They are the strongest mammals. Their weight is 12000 pounds and they can carry 20.000 pounds. They can carry as heavy as 130 adult humans.
 1 - Rhinoceros Beetle
 


The rhinoceros beetles or rhino beetles are a subfamily (Dynastinae) of the scarab beetle family (Scarabaeidae). Other common names – some for particular groups of rhino beetles – are for example Hercules beetles, unicorn beetles or horn beetles. There are over 300 known species of rhino beetles.

Many rhino beetles are well-known for their bizarre shapes and large size. Famous species are for example the Atlas Beetle (Chalcosoma atlas), Common Rhinoceros Beetle (Xylotrupes ulysses), Elephant Beetle (Megasoma elephas), European Rhinoceros Beetle (Oryctes nasicornis), Hercules Beetle (Dynastes hercules), Japanese Rhinoceros Beetle or kabutomushi (Allomyrina dichotoma), Ox Beetle (Strategus aloeus) and the Unicorn Beetle (Dynastes tityus).

They are not only the strongest insect but also the strongest animal compared to body weight. They can lift something 850 times their own weight.

Read more: 10 of World's Strongest Animals Compared to it's Body Weight | Always10 - Top 10 List Collection http://www.always10list.com/2011/05/10-of-worlds-strongest-animals-compared.html#ixzz1msAHypCU
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Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 19, 2012, 03:17:33 PM
I know they are strong,but I would have to see proof of them bein able to rip off a car door..

  There was an article in the Washington Post years ago about an enraged pet chimp who ripped a car door of it's handles to get a guy who locked himself inside the car to protect himself after he pissed of the chimp. I cannot prove it to you because this was years ago and I don't have the article.

  But here there is a documentary about an enraged chimp who destroyed a car completely in a fit of rage. He climbed on the hood of the car and bashed it sinking the car's armory. The outer armory of a car is made of Aluminum with steel. You try to punch a car's armory in and you'll see what will happen. Not only won't you have any strength to do any damage to the car, but even if you did, you would smash all your bones into powder. The chimp had no problem doing it because it's bones are up to eight times harder and denser than a human's.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Post by: nicorulez on February 19, 2012, 03:20:38 PM
Polish Power, a Silverback can weigh over 440 pounds as an adult. I surmise and SMM probably can verify that their BF is probably similar to a chimps. Estimates range from the strenth of 8-15 men. I would surmise that a 1000 pound bench would not be overly difficult for these beasts. They could take on Ronnie, Dorian, Jay, Kai and Dennis Wolf at their maximum size and all at once and probably shatter us pitiful humans. Simple google search states that a 400 pound gorilla was hanging by one arm and removing nailed down planks from the top of his cage that weighed in excess of 200 pounds. Purportedly, he did it easily. Extrapolate my friend.
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Post by: suckmymuscle on February 19, 2012, 03:31:49 PM
Me and a few buddies were having a discussion on this. We are all fascinated by feats of strength and the mystical 1000lb bench/squat/deadlift.

How much do you think a full grown male silverback gorilla could lift on these three? Just from some research I've learned that gorillas have the strength of anywhere from 13-27 average men.

So I figure the average man can bench perhaps......120lbs. This puts the gorilla's theoretical bench press at 2000-4000 lbs. Most of my friends disagreed, they could barely even accept that a gorilla could bench 1500lbs. The extreme genetically gifted of the species could probably hit 5000lbs in my eyes.

As far as squats, with their short legs they might be able to get at least 5000lbs, maybe more. They could also quarter squat 10000 lbs just to show off  

and deadlifting....well, I've heard that they can uproot trees when properly provoked, so I'm going to guess quite a substantial number, again in the 5000lb range.

I know this is a bit of a silly discussion, but I'm just curious what you all think.

  No one knows how strong gorillas are, because the only way to know this would be to make them pull and push on a dynamometer and it is almost impossible to get them to do that.

  There have been estimates done by experts based on the size of their muscles, the amount of force their muscles can generate per gram and the leverage the structure of their tendons allows them to use their muscles. Some estimates put gorillas at only 5 X overall stronger than a male human, and others estimate them to have the upper body strength of up to 30 male humans.

  Pulling and pushing strength are not really that relevant. What really matters is power(strength X explosivenss) and at that a gorilla would be 10 X superior to an NFL lineman and 15 X more in the case of those huge mountain gorillas. That is enough power to crack the ribs and give concussions to an entire NFL team with a single run with the ball.

  Now the bench press is a different story. We don't know how strong a gorilla would be in the bench press, but it is unlikely that a gorilla would be able to bench a lot more than a Human benching champion for several reasons. The first is that gorillas' muscles are designed for pulling and not pushing. They have gigantic back muscles but their chest muscles are not that huge and their arms attach to the joints in a slingshot position that maximizes pulling strength. Secondly, gorillas have very long arms compared to Humans. Long arms give you better leverage for pulling but hinders you when it comes to the bench press because it makes for a longer distance that your arms have to go through to move the weight. Then, there is the issue of neuromuscular connection. The bench press is an abnormal movement that is not found in nature. Humans increase their strength in it partly through improved neuromuscular connection. However, because gorillas have such huge overall muscle mass, they should be abel to bench raw about twice as much as the World's best Human bencher. Not that impressive, but remember that gorillas are at a huge disadvantage compared to Humans in the bench press.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
  
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Polish Power on February 19, 2012, 03:34:38 PM
Thanks Mang, very informative.

 No one knows how strong gorillas are, because the only way to know this would be to make them pull and push on a dynamometer and it is almost impossible to get them to do that.

  There have been estimates done by experts based on the size of their muscles, the amount of force their muscles can generate per gram and the leverage the structure of their tendons allows them to use their muscles. Some estimates put gorillas at only 5 X overall stronger than a male human, and others estimate them to have the upper body strength of up to 30 male humans.

  Pulling and pushing strength are not really that relevant. What really matters is power(strength X explosivenss) and at that a gorilla would be 10 X superior to an NFL lineman and 15 X more in the case of those huge mountain gorillas. That is enough power to crack the ribs and give concussions to an entire NFL team with a single run with the ball.

  Now the bench press is a different story. We don't know how strong a gorilla would be in the bench press, but it is unlikely that a gorilla would be able to bench a lot more than a Human benching champion for several reasons. The first is that gorillas' muscles are designed for pulling and not pushing. They have gigantic back muscles but their chest muscles are not that huge and their arms attach to the joints in a slingshot position that maximizes pulling strength. Secondly, gorillas have very long arms compared to Humans. Long arms give you better leverage for pulling but hinders you when it comes to the bench press because it makes for a longer distance that your arms have to go through to move the weight. Then, there is the issue of neuromuscular connection. The bench press is an abnormal movement that is not found in nature. Humans increase their strength in it partly through improved neuromuscular connection. However, because gorillas have such huge overall muscle mass, they should be abel to bench raw about twice as much as the World's best Human bencher. Not that impressive, but remember that gorillas are at a huge disadvantage compared to Humans in the bench press.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
  
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Post by: Danjo on February 19, 2012, 03:43:26 PM
 There was an article in the Washington Post years ago about an enraged pet chimp who ripped a car door of it's handles to get a guy who locked himself inside the car to protect himself after he pissed of the chimp. I cannot prove it to you because this was years ago and I don't have the article.

  But here there is a documentary about an enraged chimp who destroyed a car completely in a fit of rage. He climbed on the hood of the car and bashed it sinking the car's armory. The outer armory of a car is made of Aluminum with steel. You try to punch a car's armory in and you'll see what will happen. Not only won't you have any strength to do any damage to the car, but even if you did, you would smash all your bones into powder. The chimp had no problem doing it because it's bones are up to eight times harder and denser than a human's.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Mind blowing...!they are stronger than I thought.. ::) where's the right vid?
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Megalodon on February 19, 2012, 03:51:00 PM
:18 onward...chimp and dog vs situps

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Post by: oldman on February 19, 2012, 04:50:45 PM
the only real downfall of the chimp is that they are all very poor posers, they will never make it to the stage!!!
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Post by: suckmymuscle on February 19, 2012, 07:25:34 PM
  I am sorry, I posted the wrong video of the chimps attacking the car and what it did to the car's Aluuminum and steel. Here is the video. It bashed the car's armory until the metal was sunk in completely....

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 03, 2012, 02:54:29 PM
  Another picture of the chimpanzee's muscular rippedness and density...

  Seriously, a chimp's muscular density is just unreal. Ridiculous!

  They actually look more muscular than human bodybuilders who have been training for 10 years and are on huge doses of steroids and GH because they are so lean and their muscular density is just so far superior to that of any human.

  I thought I would never see in my life a greater degree of muscular density than Dorian Yates, but I was wrong. The chimp actually makes prime Dorian seem like Palumbo or Queen Tamali in comparison. Absurd muscular density with Auschwitz level of bodyfat!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on March 03, 2012, 02:56:46 PM
I guess they swing around off stuff constantly. Gymnasts have badass physiques too I guess for this reason.

Also eat nothing but plants and bananas and insects, maybe John Falcon is on to something here.
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 03, 2012, 03:05:04 PM
Me and a few buddies were having a discussion on this. We are all fascinated by feats of strength and the mystical 1000lb bench/squat/deadlift.

How much do you think a full grown male silverback gorilla could lift on these three? Just from some research I've learned that gorillas have the strength of anywhere from 13-27 average men.

So I figure the average man can bench perhaps......120lbs. This puts the gorilla's theoretical bench press at 2000-4000 lbs. Most of my friends disagreed, they could barely even accept that a gorilla could bench 1500lbs. The extreme genetically gifted of the species could probably hit 5000lbs in my eyes.

As far as squats, with their short legs they might be able to get at least 5000lbs, maybe more. They could also quarter squat 10000 lbs just to show off  

and deadlifting....well, I've heard that they can uproot trees when properly provoked, so I'm going to guess quite a substantial number, again in the 5000lb range.

I know this is a bit of a silly discussion, but I'm just curious what you all think.

There's evidence of adult chimps who spent most of their lives in captivity one-arm-pulling 800-1300 pounds (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19817225).  I've also read an article somewhere with anecdotal evidence of gorillas pressing 2000 pounds and flinging fallen tree trunks out of the way with one arm, but I couldn't find that one.  Even a 100-lb adult chimp is enormously strong in any case.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 03, 2012, 07:24:56 PM
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Post by: quadzilla456 on March 03, 2012, 07:41:15 PM
  Another picture of the chimpanzee's muscular rippedness and density...

  Seriously, a chimp's muscular density is just unreal. Ridiculous!

  They actually look more muscular than human bodybuilders who have been training for 10 years and are on huge doses of steroids and GH because they are so lean and their muscular density is just so far superior to that of any human.

  I thought I would never see in my life a greater degree of muscular density than Dorian Yates, but I was wrong. The chimp actually makes prime Dorian seem like Palumbo or Queen Tamali in comparison. Absurd muscular density with Auschwitz level of bodyfat!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Come on. Dorian was much more massive than this chimp. Don't get too carried away here. We know they are strong but to say this chimp is more muscular than Dorian was is nuts!
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Post by: newmom on March 03, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
you choose:

1. primate of peace  ::)

2. two words: jan tana

3. better grooming than Tbombz

4. thats not cheetah

5. chaka looking swole

LMAO..that's awesome
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Post by: Aussie Duffman on March 03, 2012, 07:46:49 PM
all growth look at hands ;)
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Post by: suckmymuscle on March 03, 2012, 08:00:12 PM
Come on. Dorian was much more massive than this chimp. Don't get too carried away here. We know they are strong but to say this chimp is more muscular than Dorian was is nuts!

  Another classic example of Getbiggers' awful reading comprehension skills.

  Where have I stated that the chimp has equal or greater muscle size than Dorian? I said the chimp has greater muscular density.

  99% of the time idiot Getbiggers think they "got me" for having written wrong things, it is just the result of their inability to accurately read the English language.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: quadzilla456 on March 03, 2012, 10:28:10 PM
 Another classic example of Getbiggers' awful reading comprehension skills.

  Where have I stated that the chimp has equal or greater muscle size than Dorian? I said the chimp has greater muscular density.

  99% of the time idiot Getbiggers think they "got me" for having written wrong things, it is just the result of their inability to accurately read the English language.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Does not look more dense. I am dissapoint in you Gorilla Whisperer
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BIG ACH on March 03, 2012, 11:41:08 PM
Suckmymuscle!  You seem fascinated with Chimps...  So I thought I'd share with you something cool....

I've actually met Jane Goodall... If that name means anything to you...

She is considered to be the world's foremost expert on Chimpanzees and actually went and lived with them in the wild!

I met her because she came and spoke at my school back when I was living in London!

I didn't appreciate the encounter as much as I should have, but I was 12 at the time!

(http://photos.mongabay.com/j/goodall_gombe.jpg)
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 04, 2012, 05:52:57 AM
  I am sorry, I posted the wrong video of the chimps attacking the car and what it did to the car's Aluuminum and steel. Here is the video. It bashed the car's armory until the metal was sunk in completely....

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE

You know how thin the hoods of the cars are nowadays? And humans jump/punch/kick through car windows all the time.
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 04, 2012, 05:55:49 AM
 There was an article in the Washington Post years ago about an enraged pet chimp who ripped a car door of it's handles to get a guy who locked himself inside the car to protect himself after he pissed of the chimp. I cannot prove it to you because this was years ago and I don't have the article.

  But here there is a documentary about an enraged chimp who destroyed a car completely in a fit of rage. He climbed on the hood of the car and bashed it sinking the car's armory. The outer armory of a car is made of Aluminum with steel. You try to punch a car's armory in and you'll see what will happen. Not only won't you have any strength to do any damage to the car, but even if you did, you would smash all your bones into powder. The chimp had no problem doing it because it's bones are up to eight times harder and denser than a human's.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Look at that powerful kick at 2:19.  ::) So much power, so much force!  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: freespirit on March 04, 2012, 05:59:06 AM
Look at that powerful kick at 2:19.  ::) So much power, so much force!  ::) ::) ::)

Are you saying that you wouldn't give a shit about facing a furious male chimp face to face in a cage, klaus fan?
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on March 04, 2012, 06:03:56 AM
 There was an article in the Washington Post years ago about an enraged pet chimp who ripped a car door of it's handles to get a guy who locked himself inside the car to protect himself after he pissed of the chimp. I cannot prove it to you because this was years ago and I don't have the article.

  But here there is a documentary about an enraged chimp who destroyed a car completely in a fit of rage. He climbed on the hood of the car and bashed it sinking the car's armory. The outer armory of a car is made of Aluminum with steel. You try to punch a car's armory in and you'll see what will happen. Not only won't you have any strength to do any damage to the car, but even if you did, you would smash all your bones into powder. The chimp had no problem doing it because it's bones are up to eight times harder and denser than a human's.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Quoted for truth!

Density > Size  8)
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 04, 2012, 06:12:15 AM
Are you saying that you wouldn't give a shit about facing a furious male chimp face to face in a cage, klaus fan?

I'm just toning down the hype a little bit. And the ape can't give it's consent so it would be sad if I had to kill the poor thing.  ;)
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on March 04, 2012, 06:18:28 AM
before you go wrestling against a healthy and fully powered chimpanzee, try to beat a 120lbs female jiujitsu world champion first.

If you can beat her without even trying, then you can move up to a 185lbs male jiujitsu world champion.

If you can beat him without even trying and breaking a swet, then you can move up against a 225lbs multiple time jiujitsu and sambo male world champion.

Etc etc etc... when you can beat fedor and overeem at their peak at the same night without breaking a swet, go try to out a chimpanzee.

That's the realistic relation here...














































... mothafUCkas  >:(
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on March 04, 2012, 06:26:16 AM
before you go wrestling against a healthy and fully powered chimpanzee, try to beat a 120lbs female jiujitsu world champion first.

If you can beat her without even trying, then you can move up to a 185lbs male jiujitsu world champion.

If you can beat him without even trying and breaking a swet, then you can move up against a 225lbs multiple time jiujitsu and sambo male world champion.

Etc etc etc... when you can beat fedor and overeem at their peak at the same night without breaking a swet, go try to out a chimpanzee.

That's the realistic relation here...














































... mothafUCkas  >:(

I much rather dent a hood of a car, smash a car window and rip the face off of an old woman. That's what chimpanzees seem to be capable of.  ;D
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: devilsmile on March 04, 2012, 06:42:48 AM
see u don't need steroids ;D
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 08, 2012, 03:41:48 PM
  Chimpanzees in the wild have between 2% to 4% bodyfat.

  Bodybuilders after 3 months of dieting and tons of GH step onstage at around 5% bodyfat.

  And whilst bodybuilders' muscles are larger than those of chimps, chimps have twice as much muscle per volume of area than humans because they have far less fat between muscle fibers than humans. When you are at 2% bodyfat with twice the muscular density of a human being, your muscles are going to look insane even if they are not very large.

  Gorillas in the wild have the same bodyfat and muscular density of chimps, except that they have between 3 to 5 times the total muscle mass of human males.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 08, 2012, 03:44:43 PM
Incredible fast twitch musclefibers!

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Post by: A Professional on March 08, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
It would be interesting to see a pic of a hairless gorilla.
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Post by: m8 on March 08, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
It would be interesting to see a pic of a hairless gorilla.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRn2Nquc7GvLVA7rB8M1Rvx9Te8kTHoSLnsgFz3mwGVcnUGsBscbnd__BF0)
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Post by: A Professional on March 08, 2012, 05:49:59 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRn2Nquc7GvLVA7rB8M1Rvx9Te8kTHoSLnsgFz3mwGVcnUGsBscbnd__BF0)

4/10

Too obvious.  ;D
Title: Re: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mothballs on March 08, 2012, 05:58:49 PM
 Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

  


SUCKMYMUSCLE

Needs to bring up his side delts and back width if he ever wants his pro card.