Author Topic: Chimpanzee's Muscles!!!!!!!!! (Read 25054 times)

suckmymuscle · « **on:** February 18, 2012, 06:43:25 PM »

  Holy shit, look at the muscularity of this fucker! His muscle density makes prime Dorian seem like a soft and bloated woman on her period in comparison. Unbelieavable, unbelievable muscular density!

  This little fucker at just over 100 lbs could literally tear his way through the heavyweight division of the UFC without even breaking a sweat. Chimpanzees can rip off car doors with ease when enraged and bend coins with their fingers. Ridiculous power overall, and even more ridiculous when you take into consideration they are half the size of a full grown male Human.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2012, 06:44:16 PM »

I`d remove his fucking spine in a split second!

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2012, 06:52:31 PM »

Nothing but pure muscle! Not only do they posses ridiculous muscular density, but they are shredded to the bone. They normally have between 2% to 4% bodyfat when fed their normal diet. There isn't a gram of fat in this fucker's body! Nothing but bones, muscles and skin!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

apply85 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2012, 06:54:31 PM »

muscles are small, just shredded

Nomad · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2012, 06:57:40 PM »

shitty skin,,,plus arent chimpz like 5 foot tall ? ,,, fucking manlets

wes · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2012, 06:59:00 PM »

ALL ~~BANANAS~~ DRUGS!!

nkhp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:04:36 PM »

can i have my 2min back for wasting my time. that first video didnt show anything he sat down the entire time.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:04:59 PM »

you choose:

1. primate of peace

2. two words: jan tana

3. better grooming than Tbombz

4. thats not cheetah

5. chaka looking swole

BayGBM · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:08:20 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 18, 2012, 06:52:31 PM

Nothing but pure muscle! Not only do they posses ridiculous muscular density, but they are shredded to the bone. They normally have between 2% to 4% bodyfat when fed their normal diet. There isn't a gram of fat in this fucker's body! Nothing but bones, muscles and skin!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair). Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:20:01 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 18, 2012, 07:08:20 PM

A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair). Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!

And Equipoise!

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:25:03 PM »

Forearms nearly as big as upper arms, forehead and finger growth from gh, bloated gut and barrel torso, wont crack the top 10.

jr · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:33:37 PM »

Quote from: nkhp on February 18, 2012, 07:04:36 PM

can i have my 2min back for wasting my time. that first video didnt show anything he sat down the entire time.

delta9mda · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:42:34 PM »

looks like he spilled over

Rome · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:43:16 PM »

Ripped Chimp. All the way ripped Chimp.

basil · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:51:13 PM »

No calves.

Adam86 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2012, 07:59:26 PM »

thats not Kai Greene

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2012, 08:03:06 PM »

Quote from: wes on February 18, 2012, 06:44:16 PM

I`d remove his fucking spine in a split second!

Hahahahahaahhaha

PJim · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2012, 10:07:32 PM »

There's a moment where he's looking at the camera, Jesus, I know some people that don't look too different

Zé galinha · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2012, 10:12:07 PM »

he is not 3D at all.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2012, 10:23:53 PM »

This Chimps goes Ass to grass every time he gets in a squat position.

supernick · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2012, 10:28:11 PM »

needs to eat more, could be much bigger also shitt caves, needs to learn to pose

hazbin · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2012, 04:20:22 AM »

chuck liddell looking lean

Swede! · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2012, 04:23:56 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on February 18, 2012, 07:08:20 PM

A horse is the same way: solid muscle and totally lean (though it's usually covered in hair). Comes from eating no processed foods, lots of fiber, and water!

tastes good on a hamburger also!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2012, 04:24:43 AM »

Pretty disgusting.

crownshep · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2012, 04:29:11 AM »

Went to twycross zoo in 1998 and saw this chimp,it had been on the news about him losing his fur,and the muscle in his back and sides of his thigh was unreal.