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Title: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 10:52:56 AM
who wants to know it?  ;D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: MikMaq on February 26, 2012, 10:54:52 AM
who wants to know it?  ;D
Feed her laxatives and know went to push.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Tito24 on February 26, 2012, 10:55:11 AM
all women love it in the end
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Morsprincipium on February 26, 2012, 10:55:30 AM
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Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: T-rex on February 26, 2012, 11:21:43 AM
who wants to know it?  ;D

Dude sounds absolutely disgusting and dispicable. So sure whats the trick :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: apply85 on February 26, 2012, 11:26:13 AM
if u are the type of guy, like me, who always tries to fuck a girl in the ass then u will have definitley touched shit, had shit on ur dick, and made a girl suck ur dick when ur dick may not have chunks of shit on it, but at least has the essence of shit and maybe some smear marks

sometimes i wonder what is greater, the amount of micrcoscopic pieces of shit i've eaten off girls asses in my day, or the amount of shit women have eaten off my dick
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: NineGeez on February 26, 2012, 11:31:30 AM
if u are the type of guy, like me, who always tries to fuck a girl in the ass then u will have definitley touched shit, had shit on ur dick, and made a girl suck ur dick when ur dick may not have chunks of shit on it, but at least has the essence of shit and maybe some smear marks

sometimes i wonder what is greater, the amount of micrcoscopic pieces of shit i've eaten off girls asses in my day, or the amount of shit women have eaten off my dick

^ virgin,,
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: viking1 on February 26, 2012, 11:47:36 AM
(http://www.oxypowder.com/images/caddyshack.jpg)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: apply85 on February 26, 2012, 12:25:01 PM
virgin lol, nope, i have touched many many turns sticking my fingers up a girls ass, and the smell afterwards is always the same, it smells faintly of shit and the smell doesnt go away, every time u go back down there to eat the pussy it still smells of shit
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 12:52:50 PM
The key to an optimal scat is she doesn't knows it or expects it...
2 days prior to the day you feed her a very high fiber diet...
on the day you have regular boring sex, bj, vag...blablabla then go for some anal...you want to plow here ass with the all in all out technique...theis will make a vaccum effect that will suck the shit out of her ass...when shit comes out she'll feel embarrasses and try to run away you gra her by the hair and pinch her nose, as a reflex she'll open the mouth and you stick it in you shit covered dick. Done once she tastes it shell feel a gag reflex deep throat the bitch! She'll get horny again, trust me. Fuck her mouth. Then take it out and make her lick it well. You can then dip you dick in shit and repeat or ATM.....cum then tell her to keep sucking/kissing until soft and piss in her throat...use you imagination. Enjoy!
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: hematocritter on February 26, 2012, 01:02:35 PM
I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.
I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Wiggs on February 26, 2012, 01:07:26 PM
The key to an optimal scat is she doesn't knows it or expects it...
2 days prior to the day you feed her a very high fiber diet...
on the day you have regular boring sex, bj, vag...blablabla then go for some anal...you want to plow here ass with the all in all out technique...theis will make a vaccum effect that will suck the shit out of her ass...when shit comes out she'll feel embarrasses and try to run away you gra her by the hair and pinch her nose, as a reflex she'll open the mouth and you stick it in you shit covered dick. Done once she tastes it shell feel a gag reflex deep throat the bitch! She'll get horny again, trust me. Fuck her mouth. Then take it out and make her lick it well. You can then dip you dick in shit and repeat or ATM.....cum then tell her to keep sucking/kissing until soft and piss in her throat...use you imagination. Enjoy!

you are a sick fuck.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:07:35 PM
I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.

I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?

Japs are always a step forward...jelly much.
I'm not sexually excited by the shit itself, if i watch it like in your case or in a movie im visually impacted which i like (but its different from being sexually aroused) but irl i do get excited with the humiliation that it represents making someone eat their own shit for example.
Hope this helps.


Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: viking1 on February 26, 2012, 01:08:09 PM
Same Shit, Different Day 
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:09:26 PM
you are a sick fuck.

someone only fucks missionary with the lights off...yawnfest!
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: MikMaq on February 26, 2012, 01:14:42 PM
The key to an optimal scat is she doesn't knows it or expects it...
2 days prior to the day you feed her a very high fiber diet...
on the day you have regular boring sex, bj, vag...blablabla then go for some anal...you want to plow here ass with the all in all out technique...theis will make a vaccum effect that will suck the shit out of her ass...when shit comes out she'll feel embarrasses and try to run away you gra her by the hair and pinch her nose, as a reflex she'll open the mouth and you stick it in you shit covered dick. Done once she tastes it shell feel a gag reflex deep throat the bitch! She'll get horny again, trust me. Fuck her mouth. Then take it out and make her lick it well. You can then dip you dick in shit and repeat or ATM.....cum then tell her to keep sucking/kissing until soft and piss in her throat...use you imagination. Enjoy!
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Papper on February 26, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
The key to an optimal scat is she doesn't knows it or expects it...
2 days prior to the day you feed her a very high fiber diet...
on the day you have regular boring sex, bj, vag...blablabla then go for some anal...you want to plow here ass with the all in all out technique...theis will make a vaccum effect that will suck the shit out of her ass...when shit comes out she'll feel embarrasses and try to run away you gra her by the hair and pinch her nose, as a reflex she'll open the mouth and you stick it in you shit covered dick. Done once she tastes it shell feel a gag reflex deep throat the bitch! She'll get horny again, trust me. Fuck her mouth. Then take it out and make her lick it well. You can then dip you dick in shit and repeat or ATM.....cum then tell her to keep sucking/kissing until soft and piss in her throat...use you imagination. Enjoy!

hahaha!!! :D:D:D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: hematocritter on February 26, 2012, 01:29:10 PM
What's up with the chainsaw picture?
Is that real? if so, how fucked is the world, fucking a.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:33:18 PM
hahaha!!! :D:D:D

 8)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:34:38 PM
What's up with the chainsaw picture?
Is that real? if so, how fucked is the world, fucking a.

forget the chainshaw...where was that shit bar? tokyo?
are those popular?
is it a very undergroud thing in Japan or is ir 'popularish'?

Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: hematocritter on February 26, 2012, 01:36:57 PM
It was in Tokyo. I have no idea how popular they were, this was back in 2004 I think,
and I met these Aussie girls at a youth hostel in Tokyo. I don't know how common it is,
and I never got the name of the place.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: wes on February 26, 2012, 01:37:30 PM
This weeks thread of shit.  :(
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:40:48 PM
It was in Tokyo. I have no idea how popular they were, this was back in 2004 I think,
and I met these Aussie girls at a youth hostel in Tokyo. I don't know how common it is,
and I never got the name of the place.

2004?! the are SO much more advanced. Even foreign chicks work in those bars...
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:42:04 PM
This weeks thread of shit.  :(

can't live with it, can't live without it.  ;)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Bonobo on February 26, 2012, 01:43:48 PM
Hey Voland....this thread stinks...!!


... :D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: hematocritter on February 26, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
2004?! the are SO much more advanced. Even foreign chicks work in those bars...


yep. they were watching TV on their phones back then too.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 01:46:33 PM
Hey Voland....this thread stinks...!!


... :D

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/15/128712468565014015.jpg)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Bonobo on February 26, 2012, 01:47:48 PM
.... ;D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 26, 2012, 03:04:37 PM
(http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/038/948/Scat2.gif)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Wiggs on February 26, 2012, 04:25:09 PM
(http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/038/948/Scat2.gif)

dude... :-X >:(
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: MikMaq on February 26, 2012, 04:39:24 PM
(http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/038/948/Scat2.gif)
Be careful dude or your gonna end up with a pillow talk rep.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: viking1 on February 26, 2012, 05:05:13 PM
(http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/038/948/Scat2.gif)
She needs more fiber and fish oil...
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Adam86 on February 26, 2012, 05:44:19 PM
Be careful dude or your gonna end up with a pillow talk rep.

you mean pedo talk
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: buselmo on February 27, 2012, 01:30:14 AM
I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.
I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAH
dude are you serious??? that is as disgusting as hell and hilarious at the same time!
hell, i never understood the pleasure in anal... a hole where shit comes out of... let alone this crap
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 01:33:06 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
dude are you serious??? that is as disgusting as hell and hilarious at the same time!
hell, i never understood the pleasure in anal... a hole where shit comes out of... let alone this crap

but you like vag a hole where piss and blood comes out of...
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Rhino on February 27, 2012, 01:34:37 AM
you don't have to trick her if she likes you... she will bring it up  :)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Raymondo on February 27, 2012, 01:50:21 AM
OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the  Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 01:54:37 AM
OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the  Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.

im not alone?
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvdd8vcUF1qhafj6.gif)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 02:16:35 AM
you don't have to trick her if she likes you... she will bring it up  :)

true. One of my girls just laughs everytime she shits, we both joke "you made my ass cum a big load" or if she has a nasty one (more liquid) she says "i think i just got the period" its natural to us now. Not to do it every day but it spices things up here and there.

on another side im a loyal guy i only go raw or kiss or eat (vag or ass) my gf.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on February 27, 2012, 05:12:04 AM
You are all filthy... :-X



thats fucking disgusting vidcap
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 27, 2012, 05:31:06 AM
I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.
I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?

Tonetta seems to approve of this bar

Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: ChristopherA on February 27, 2012, 06:10:28 AM
OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the  Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.
X2. Hopefully the sickness present in this thread hasnt infected me
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: da_vinci on February 27, 2012, 06:18:29 AM
Just take a dump in her mouth while she's sleeping...and proceed from there.


Geez... even homo threads are less disgusting.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 06:47:01 AM
but all of you are reading it and i'm sure you'll willing to try it but you repressed self says no no. closet scat-lovers.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: TrueGrit on February 27, 2012, 06:51:26 AM
but all of you are reading it and i'm sure you'll willing to try it but you repressed self says no no. closet scat-lovers.

So do you shit on your woman or her on you, or both?
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: 240 is Back on February 27, 2012, 06:52:40 AM
normally i like sick stuff.   this makes me uneasy tho lol..
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: bigkubby on February 27, 2012, 07:10:32 AM
so a girls ass does smell like a hint of shit and skidmarks? i know everytime i rub my asscrack shower or not theres a hint  or two of a kinda poo smell is this normal?  ;D ;D ;D ;D  and if i let it marinade for a couple min it smells like skidmarks.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Tito24 on February 27, 2012, 07:17:02 AM
women should die
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Raymondo on February 27, 2012, 07:26:16 AM
Dogs with that sort of behaviour get put down ;)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: aesthetics on February 27, 2012, 07:37:07 AM
if u are the type of guy, like me, who always tries to fuck a girl in the ass then u will have definitley touched shit, had shit on ur dick, and made a girl suck ur dick when ur dick may not have chunks of shit on it, but at least has the essence of shit and maybe some smear marks

sometimes i wonder what is greater, the amount of micrcoscopic pieces of shit i've eaten off girls asses in my day, or the amount of shit women have eaten off my dick

i always knew you were a shit-eater
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Raymondo on February 27, 2012, 07:46:16 AM
The real nature of the man shines through his practice ;)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 07:59:24 AM
So do you shit on your woman or her on you, or both?

i have never shitted on her. Shitting is my ritual. i enjoy going to the bathroom, sitting in the loop all alone with my mag or my music and just relax and have my chill time. I have pissed on her, inside her tons of times though.
She has shitted on me some times yes but most times i just use her own shit and make her taste it, smear her etc.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 08:00:35 AM
women should die

creatures with no dignity can't die...
they are already dead in the soul.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: TrueGrit on February 27, 2012, 08:19:48 AM
i have never shitted on her. Shitting is my ritual. i enjoy going to the bathroom, sitting in the loop all alone with my mag or my music and just relax and have my chill time. I have pissed on her, inside her tons of times though.
She has shitted on me some times yes but most times i just use her own shit and make her taste it, smear her etc.

 Damn, that's hardcore man. On your face?  Do you smear it on yourself and start moaning "YA" in a German accent?  ;D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: viking1 on February 27, 2012, 08:22:25 AM
Damn, that's hardcore man. On your face?  Do you smear it on yourself and start moaning "YA" in a German accent?  ;D

"YA"....     LOL, so true!!!!!   lol   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: hematocritter on February 27, 2012, 08:28:45 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
dude are you serious??? that is as disgusting as hell and hilarious at the same time!
hell, i never understood the pleasure in anal... a hole where shit comes out of... let alone this crap

I didn't see it with my own eyes, but I don't see why they would lie about it. They did seem like
the kind of girls who would do something like this for money.
I don't doubt that it exists, the Japanese had a lot of perverted stuff going on out there.
They have dirty panty vending machines on the sidewalk, comes with a pic of the girl that wore them.
The sex shops there are insane, I even saw a chainsaw with a dildo on the end, I laughed my ass off
because it reminded me of Naked Gun when they go in there and the guy says "Frank, the swedish made
suck machine you ordered is in" LOL
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: viking1 on February 27, 2012, 08:31:32 AM
I didn't see it with my own eyes, but I don't see why they would lie about it. They did seem like
the kind of girls who would do something like this for money.
I don't doubt that it exists, the Japanese had a lot of perverted stuff going on out there.
They have dirty panty vending machines on the sidewalk, comes with a pic of the girl that wore them.
The sex shops there are insane, I even saw a chainsaw with a dildo on the end, I laughed my ass off
because it reminded me of Naked Gun when they go in there and the guy says "Frank, the swedish made
suck machine you ordered is in" LOL

LOL!!!

Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 09:04:51 AM
Damn, that's hardcore man. On your face?  Do you smear it on yourself and start moaning "YA" in a German accent?  ;D

hehehe naah we where in 69 position, she was sucking and i was fingering her ass and pussy and i used the vaccum trick until she shat on my torso. Then i made her clean it and smeared some on her body. Try some vids of Lady Chantal (brunette chick with lots of tattoos) or brazilian/german/jap vids for scat orgies. YAAA
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Stark on February 27, 2012, 10:28:53 AM
What's up with the chainsaw picture?
Is that real? if so, how fucked is the world, fucking a.

Mexico cartel members first guy get the better option which is the chainsaw sec guy gets beheaded by a dull knife

U find that video everywhere check on liveleak
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: da_vinci on February 27, 2012, 01:10:23 PM
hehehe naah we where in 69 position, she was sucking and i was fingering her ass and pussy and i used the vaccum trick until she shat on my torso. Then i made her clean it and smeared some on her body. Try some vids of Lady Chantal (brunette chick with lots of tattoos) or brazilian/german/jap vids for scat orgies. YAAA

Holly SHIT............people actually does this stuff... geez.. I threw up a lil' in my mouth.
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 01:12:23 PM
Holly SHIT............people actually does this stuff... geez.. I threw up a lil' in my mouth.

you welcome  ;) 8)
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: tom joad on February 27, 2012, 01:16:07 PM
(http://cdn-0.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/038/948/Scat2.gif)

special delivery for Tito24?  :-\
Title: Re: how to trick your girl into scat
Post by: Voland on February 27, 2012, 01:18:08 PM
special delivery for Tito24?  :-\

tito is my pupil boy, he knows his kink  ;)