Author Topic: how to trick your girl into scat (Read 31910 times)

I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.
I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAH
dude are you serious??? that is as disgusting as hell and hilarious at the same time!
hell, i never understood the pleasure in anal... a hole where shit comes out of... let alone this crap

Voland · « **Reply #34 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:33:06 AM »

Quote from: buselmo on February 27, 2012, 01:30:14 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH
dude are you serious??? that is as disgusting as hell and hilarious at the same time!
hell, i never understood the pleasure in anal... a hole where shit comes out of... let alone this crap

but you like vag a hole where piss and blood comes out of...

Rhino · « **Reply #35 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:34:37 AM »

you don't have to trick her if she likes you... she will bring it up

Raymondo · « **Reply #36 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:50:21 AM »

OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.

Voland · « **Reply #37 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:54:37 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on February 27, 2012, 01:50:21 AM

OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.

im not alone?

Voland · « **Reply #38 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:16:35 AM »

Quote from: Rhino on February 27, 2012, 01:34:37 AM

you don't have to trick her if she likes you... she will bring it up

true. One of my girls just laughs everytime she shits, we both joke "you made my ass cum a big load" or if she has a nasty one (more liquid) she says "i think i just got the period" its natural to us now. Not to do it every day but it spices things up here and there.

on another side im a loyal guy i only go raw or kiss or eat (vag or ass) my gf.

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #39 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:12:04 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on February 26, 2012, 11:28:32 AM

You are all filthy...

thats fucking disgusting vidcap

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 27, 2012, 05:31:06 AM »

Quote from: hematocritter on February 26, 2012, 01:02:35 PM

I hope you guys are joking. I never understood anyone liking shit.
When I was in Japan, I met a couple girls that worked at a 'shit bar' type of place.
They wore slutty clothes, ate laxatives, and had a buffet table off to the side. They walk out
over a glass floor, with clients below, and shit all over the glass floor/ceiling.
I thought it was funny as hell, until I realized that these people are sexually excited by it.....
why the fuck would shit sexually excite someone? Why not just fuck and lick pussy, and leave the
toxic shit area alone?

Tonetta seems to approve of this bar

ChristopherA · « **Reply #41 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:10:28 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on February 27, 2012, 01:50:21 AM

OP, soon you'll be free to create as many such threads as you want on the Time-Out board... you'll find one or two people with similar tastes there.

X2. Hopefully the sickness present in this thread hasnt infected me

da_vinci · « **Reply #42 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:18:29 AM »

Just take a dump in her mouth while she's sleeping...and proceed from there.

Geez... even homo threads are less disgusting.

Voland · « **Reply #43 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:47:01 AM »

but all of you are reading it and i'm sure you'll willing to try it but you repressed self says no no. closet scat-lovers.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #44 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:51:26 AM »

Quote from: Voland on February 27, 2012, 06:47:01 AM

but all of you are reading it and i'm sure you'll willing to try it but you repressed self says no no. closet scat-lovers.

So do you shit on your woman or her on you, or both?

240 is Back · « **Reply #45 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:52:40 AM »

normally i like sick stuff. this makes me uneasy tho lol..

bigkubby · « **Reply #46 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:10:32 AM »

so a girls ass does smell like a hint of shit and skidmarks? i know everytime i rub my asscrack shower or not theres a hint or two of a kinda poo smell is this normal?

and if i let it marinade for a couple min it smells like skidmarks.

Tito24 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:17:02 AM »

women should die

Raymondo · « **Reply #48 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:26:16 AM »

Dogs with that sort of behaviour get put down

aesthetics · « **Reply #49 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:37:07 AM »

Quote from: apply85 on February 26, 2012, 11:26:13 AM

if u are the type of guy, like me, who always tries to fuck a girl in the ass then u will have definitley touched shit, had shit on ur dick, and made a girl suck ur dick when ur dick may not have chunks of shit on it, but at least has the essence of shit and maybe some smear marks

sometimes i wonder what is greater, the amount of micrcoscopic pieces of shit i've eaten off girls asses in my day, or the amount of shit women have eaten off my dick

i always knew you were a shit-eater