if u are the type of guy, like me, who always tries to fuck a girl in the ass then u will have definitley touched shit, had shit on ur dick, and made a girl suck ur dick when ur dick may not have chunks of shit on it, but at least has the essence of shit and maybe some smear marks
sometimes i wonder what is greater, the amount of micrcoscopic pieces of shit i've eaten off girls asses in my day, or the amount of shit women have eaten off my dick