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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BigCyp on March 21, 2012, 07:19:48 AM
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So.........
This lunchtime, I am out of town so I head to a local small pharmacy (small paki type setup) to grab some chesteze (18.5mg eph/100mg caffiene)
I go to the counter and the girl asks sweetly "Hi what can I get you?" so I say "could I please have a small box of chesteze?"
She then asks the following questions:
1. What will you be taking the medication for? - I reply "To ease my chest" hahaha straight face too
2. Have you taken this medication before? (as she takes from the shelf and rings it in) - I reply "Only for about 12 weeks a time" (this one I get a strange look for)
3. You are aware that this product contains ephedrine, and should not be taken with X Y Z A B C D E F G ETC - "Yes, I know exactly what I can mix it with" - (with a reassuring nod kind of face lol)
So then she says that'll be £1.99 (about 3 dollars) and I give her my debit card.........she then says sorry, we have a minimum spend of £5.00 for card transactions" - so without a seconds hesitation I go "No worries, can I have a box of 75mg asprins, and 2 packs of proplus caffiene please"
HAHAHAHAHA OH brother, she puts it all in a bag, and end of story.
Couldn't stop cracking up in the way back to the car lol, I kept thinking "You sad bastard - you only did that shit so you could post it on getbig....in the real world that's not really funny.....even your wife will tut and call you a stupid dickhead hahahahaha"
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Thanks for sharing! :D
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Very cool story bro.....
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Good stuff , When I bought chesteze from same chemist week after week and kept coming back leaner and leaner, I could see the look on the womans face, its like they want to say something but know they cant but even I made sure I got my pro plus and asprin from a different store ;D
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2 minutes of my life I'll never get back >:(
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What a lame fucking story ... Go back and work on it
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2 minutes of my life I'll never get back >:(
you'll get over it gaylord
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What a lame fucking story ... Go back and work on it
sorry nails, next time I will add some lies so your life can be improved by it.
If you are a good boy I will throw some black penises in there for you
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In my town, we have three pharmacies straight next to each other, so I go from one to the other to buy my ephedrine. Easy peasy. 8)
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lol
u could just answer, just give me the damn ephedrine, need to lower my bf.
I buy boxes and boxes here with no issues.
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sorry nails, next time I will add some lies so your life can be improved by it.
If you are a good boy I will throw some black penises in there for you
At least tell us the paki pharmacist has big tits or that she began flirting with u after U ordered Ur ECA stack and she realized you were a bodybuilder
Say your back cock storys for your Mom she would more then enjoy them ;D
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At least tell us the paki pharmacist has big tits or she began flirting with u after U ordered Ur ECA stack
Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.
"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
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good storty u f@ggot
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Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.
"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
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Cyp is back to normal................th ought he was sick or something there for a second! :D
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good storty u f@ggot
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Storry
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Cyp is back to normal................th ought he was sick or something there for a second! :D
Hahahaha yes wes, what was I thinking.
I promise to never let reality creep in again ;D
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Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.
"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
Fuckin' much better. Why did you water it down the first time you don't think we can handle the truth?
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Hahahaha yes wes, what was I thinking.
I promise to never let reality creep in again ;D
I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it. ;D
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I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it. ;D
Up the ass perhaps?
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I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it. ;D
Hahahaha yes we have had some good times on teh boardings 8)
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Up the ass perhaps?
No wes could never be a bottom bitch, unless he installed some handrails next to the bed hahaha sorry wes
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Hahahaha yes we have had some good times on teh boardings 8)
Indeed we do my friend! :D
One exception is when TooMuchTimeOnMyHands starts trolling...............l ittle cum guzzler that he is. :D
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No wes could never be a bottom bitch, unless he installed some handrails next to the bed hahaha sorry wes
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Indeed we do my friend! :D
One exception is when TooMuchTimeOnMyHands starts trolling...............l ittle cum guzzler that he is. :D
Are you suggesting that toomuchmoneyforglue has wrestled more big cocks than an alabaman poultry farmer during mating season Wes?
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Are you suggesting that toomuchmoneyforglue has wrestled more big cocks than an alabaman poultry farmer during mating season Wes?
That would be a very accurate depiction of the little knob polisher...............y es! :D
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Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.
"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
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you'll get over it gaylord
who names their kid gaylord? the perry's that's who. hof er gaylord perry. any one else famous with that name how about nimrod? besides nimrod king.
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who names their kid gaylord? the perry's that's who. hof er gaylord perry. any one else famous with that name how about nimrod? besides nimrod king.
Hahahaha oh brother tell me it's not true
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Haha you should have flexed a.bicep inbher face abd say "in yo face!"
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So.........
This lunchtime, I am out of town so I head to a local small pharmacy (small paki type setup) to grab some chesteze (18.5mg eph/100mg caffiene)
I go to the counter and the girl asks sweetly "Hi what can I get you?" so I say "could I please have a small box of chesteze?"
She then asks the following questions:
1. What will you be taking the medication for? - I reply "To ease my chest" hahaha straight face too
2. Have you taken this medication before? (as she takes from the shelf and rings it in) - I reply "Only for about 12 weeks a time" (this one I get a strange look for)
3. You are aware that this product contains ephedrine, and should not be taken with X Y Z A B C D E F G ETC - "Yes, I know exactly what I can mix it with" - (with a reassuring nod kind of face lol)
So then she says that'll be £1.99 (about 3 dollars) and I give her my debit card.........she then says sorry, we have a minimum spend of £5.00 for card transactions" - so without a seconds hesitation I go "No worries, can I have a box of 75mg asprins, and 2 packs of proplus caffiene please"
HAHAHAHAHA OH brother, she puts it all in a bag, and end of story.
Couldn't stop cracking up in the way back to the car lol, I kept thinking "You sad bastard - you only did that shit so you could post it on getbig....in the real world that's not really funny.....even your wife will tut and call you a stupid dickhead hahahahaha"
I loled :D
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Haha you should have flexed a.bicep inbher face abd say "in yo face!"
Hahaha, nah I can't do that until I am at least 6% lol
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Indeed we do my friend! :D
One exception is when TooMuchTimeOnMyHands starts trolling...............l ittle cum guzzler that he is. :D
absolutely brutal irony here
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absolutely brutal irony here
Difference is Wes has earned the right to enjoy some spare time doing what the fuck he wants. You on the other hand have got at least 40 more years renting your ass out before you can throw in the towel oh brother
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Difference is Wes has earned the right to enjoy some spare time doing what the fuck he wants. You on the other hand have got at least 40 more years renting your ass out before you can throw in the towel oh brother
LOL
listen to "BIG" CYP...
the only right wes has earned is to be locked up in prison for being a drug addict
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LOL
listen to "BIG" CYP...
the only right wes has earned is to be locked up in prison for being a drug addict
Your mom`s a cock addict! ;D
Hope that helps
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Your mom`s a cock addict! ;D
Hope that helps
I heard that toomuchbumsexforfree's mom once called 911 and told the operator "But it is an emergency!!!! I arranged to meet a big black guy on plentyoffish tonight but he's running late and I haven't sucked a black willy since this morning!!!!!!!!!!! please you must have at least on big black paramedic/police/fire officer?
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I heard that toomuchbumsexforfree's mom once called 911 and told the operator "But it is an emergency!!!! I arranged to meet a big black guy on plentyoffish tonight but he's running late and I haven't sucked a black willy since this morning!!!!!!!!!!! please you must have at least on big black paramedic/police/fire officer?
Yawn
Ur not even funny gimmick
give it up :-\ :-\
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Hahahaha oh brother tell me it's not true
it's true and there was a nimrod too.
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Yawn
Ur not even funny gimmick
give it up :-\ :-\
The irony.....
Tell us....how does one have 'toomuchmuscle' for another person?
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Yawn
Ur not even funny gimmick
give it up :-\ :-\
Lol at 336 post 'legend' calling Bigcyp a gimmick. I was destroying tits on this board before you changed from bi to fully gay!
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Lol at 336 post 'legend' calling Bigcyp a gimmick. I was destroying tits on this board before you changed from bi to fully gay!
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ok bro
on your "other" lost account
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ok bro
on your "other" lost account
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I bet you could suck an old man dry before I got to the last smiley
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I bet you could suck an old man dry before I got to the last smiley
more like
I fucked your mom in that time...
and i did not last long, surprising how she gave birth to your fetus :-X :-X :-X
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Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.
"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
;D
You forgot to mention that Paki dad stoned his daughter to death (using bottles of cod liver oil caps ) after the bumming..
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So.........
This lunchtime, I am out of town so I head to a local small pharmacy (small paki type setup) to grab some chesteze (18.5mg eph/100mg caffiene)
I go to the counter and the girl asks sweetly "Hi what can I get you?" so I say "could I please have a small box of chesteze?"
She then asks the following questions:
1. What will you be taking the medication for? - I reply "To ease my chest" hahaha straight face too
2. Have you taken this medication before? (as she takes from the shelf and rings it in) - I reply "Only for about 12 weeks a time" (this one I get a strange look for)
3. You are aware that this product contains ephedrine, and should not be taken with X Y Z A B C D E F G ETC - "Yes, I know exactly what I can mix it with" - (with a reassuring nod kind of face lol)
So then she says that'll be £1.99 (about 3 dollars) and I give her my debit card.........she then says sorry, we have a minimum spend of £5.00 for card transactions" - so without a seconds hesitation I go "No worries, can I have a box of 75mg asprins, and 2 packs of proplus caffiene please"
HAHAHAHAHA OH brother, she puts it all in a bag, and end of story.
Couldn't stop cracking up in the way back to the car lol, I kept thinking "You sad bastard - you only did that shit so you could post it on getbig....in the real world that's not really funny.....even your wife will tut and call you a stupid dickhead hahahahaha"
haha, nice one..
my local chemist refused to sell me night nurse.. night, fucking, nurse ! ::)
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That wasnt funny...maybe it was funnier in the moment or in your head :(
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;D
You forgot to mention that Paki dad stoned his daughter to death (using bottles of cod liver oil caps ) after the bumming..
Then threw acid in his wife's face for giving birth to the whore
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Then threw acid in his wife's face for giving birth to the whore
;D
Then slaughtered a goat and went to homebase to buy some nails for a bomb.
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Then slaughtered a goat and went to homebase to buy some nails for a bomb.
Then went home and frustratedly bashed the bishop since no Anglo Saxon woman would look twice at him
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No wes could never be a bottom bitch, unless he installed some handrails next to the bed hahaha sorry wes
haha .. are you suggesting that "wes" gives awesome bj's when he takes his teeth out?
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;D
You forgot to mention that Paki dad stoned his daughter to death (using bottles of cod liver oil caps ) after the bumming..
Hahahaha yes, standard procedure for anal shaming lol
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haha .. are you suggesting that "wes" gives awesome bj's when he takes his teeth out?
Hahahaha what i'm saying sev, is that in san francisco he is know as granpa gums :o