Indeed we do my friend! One exception is when TooMuchTimeOnMyHands starts trolling...............l ittle cum guzzler that he is.
Are you suggesting that toomuchmoneyforglue has wrestled more big cocks than an alabaman poultry farmer during mating season Wes?
Hahaha, ok here is the improved version."So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.
you'll get over it gaylord
who names their kid gaylord? the perry's that's who. hof er gaylord perry. any one else famous with that name how about nimrod? besides nimrod king.
So.........This lunchtime, I am out of town so I head to a local small pharmacy (small paki type setup) to grab some chesteze (18.5mg eph/100mg caffiene)I go to the counter and the girl asks sweetly "Hi what can I get you?" so I say "could I please have a small box of chesteze?"She then asks the following questions:1. What will you be taking the medication for? - I reply "To ease my chest" hahaha straight face too2. Have you taken this medication before? (as she takes from the shelf and rings it in) - I reply "Only for about 12 weeks a time" (this one I get a strange look for)3. You are aware that this product contains ephedrine, and should not be taken with X Y Z A B C D E F G ETC - "Yes, I know exactly what I can mix it with" - (with a reassuring nod kind of face lol)So then she says that'll be £1.99 (about 3 dollars) and I give her my debit card.........she then says sorry, we have a minimum spend of £5.00 for card transactions" - so without a seconds hesitation I go "No worries, can I have a box of 75mg asprins, and 2 packs of proplus caffiene please"HAHAHAHAHA OH brother, she puts it all in a bag, and end of story.Couldn't stop cracking up in the way back to the car lol, I kept thinking "You sad bastard - you only did that shit so you could post it on getbig....in the real world that's not really funny.....even your wife will tut and call you a stupid dickhead hahahahaha"
Haha you should have flexed a.bicep inbher face abd say "in yo face!"
absolutely brutal irony here
Difference is Wes has earned the right to enjoy some spare time doing what the fuck he wants. You on the other hand have got at least 40 more years renting your ass out before you can throw in the towel oh brother
LOLlisten to "BIG" CYP...the only right wes has earned is to be locked up in prison for being a drug addict
Your mom`s a cock addict! Hope that helps
I heard that toomuchbumsexforfree's mom once called 911 and told the operator "But it is an emergency!!!! I arranged to meet a big black guy on plentyoffish tonight but he's running late and I haven't sucked a black willy since this morning!!!!!!!!!!! please you must have at least on big black paramedic/police/fire officer?
Hahahaha oh brother tell me it's not true
YawnUr not even funny gimmickgive it up
Lol at 336 post 'legend' calling Bigcyp a gimmick. I was destroying tits on this board before you changed from bi to fully gay!
ok broon your "other" lost account
I bet you could suck an old man dry before I got to the last smiley
You forgot to mention that Paki dad stoned his daughter to death (using bottles of cod liver oil caps ) after the bumming..
Then threw acid in his wife's face for giving birth to the whore
