Funny ephedrine story

[BigCyp]

So.........

This lunchtime, I am out of town so I head to a local small pharmacy (small paki type setup) to grab some chesteze (18.5mg eph/100mg caffiene)

I go to the counter and the girl asks sweetly "Hi what can I get you?" so I say "could I please have a small box of chesteze?"

She then asks the following questions:

1. What will you be taking the medication for? - I reply "To ease my chest" hahaha straight face too

2. Have you taken this medication before? (as she takes from the shelf and rings it in) - I reply "Only for about 12 weeks a time" (this one I get a strange look for)

3. You are aware that this product contains ephedrine, and should not be taken with X Y Z A B C D E F G ETC - "Yes, I know exactly what I can mix it with" - (with a reassuring nod kind of face lol)

So then she says that'll be £1.99 (about 3 dollars) and I give her my debit card.........she then says sorry, we have a minimum spend of £5.00 for card transactions" - so without a seconds hesitation I go "No worries, can I have a box of 75mg asprins, and 2 packs of proplus caffiene please"

HAHAHAHAHA OH brother, she puts it all in a bag, and end of story.

Couldn't stop cracking up in the way back to the car lol, I kept thinking "You sad bastard - you only did that shit so you could post it on getbig....in the real world that's not really funny.....even your wife will tut and call you a stupid dickhead hahahahaha"

[Raymondo]

[wes]

Thanks for sharing! 

[Euro-monster]

Very cool story bro.....

[Army of One]

Good stuff , When I bought chesteze from same chemist week after week and kept coming back leaner and leaner, I could see the look on the womans face, its like they want to say something but know they cant but even I made sure I got my pro plus and asprin from a different store  

[El Diablo Blanco]

2 minutes of my life I'll never get back 

[Nails]

What a lame fucking story ... Go back and work on it

[BigCyp]

2 minutes of my life I'll never get back 

you'll get over it gaylord

[BigCyp]

What a lame fucking story ... Go back and work on it

sorry nails, next time I will add some lies so your life can be improved by it.

If you are a good boy I will throw some black penises in there for you

[Swlabr]

In my town, we have three pharmacies straight next to each other, so I go from one to the other to buy my ephedrine. Easy peasy.

[oliveiraugo]

lol

u could just answer, just give me the damn ephedrine, need to lower my bf.

I buy boxes and boxes here with no issues.

[Nails]

sorry nails, next time I will add some lies so your life can be improved by it.

If you are a good boy I will throw some black penises in there for you

At least tell us the paki pharmacist has big tits or that she began flirting with u after U ordered Ur ECA stack and she realized you were a bodybuilder

Say your back cock storys for your Mom she would more then enjoy them 

[BigCyp]

At least tell us the paki pharmacist has big tits or she began flirting with u after U ordered Ur ECA stack

Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.

"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.  

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

good storty u f@ggot

 

[wes]

Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.

"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out. 

[wes]

Cyp is back to normal................th ought he was sick or something there for a second! 

[BigCyp]

good storty u f@ggot

 

Storry

[BigCyp]

Cyp is back to normal................th ought he was sick or something there for a second! 

Hahahaha yes wes, what was I thinking.

I promise to never let reality creep in again 

[Rearden Metal]

Hahaha, ok here is the improved version.

"So I walk into this paki pharmacist straight after shoulders, wearing nothing but my cut down denims and small white hanky on my head. The little bell sound as I open the door startles me, but I recover quickly knowing that nothing must distract me from my mission to get as ripped as a greyhound with aids. I glance over at the little paki girl who is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator, and notice that she is nervously twisting her hair and pretending to add things up on the calculator. Shes fooling noone, I think to myself. On my way to the counter I am briefly distracted by a sign that reads "50% off baby milk" A short burst of excitement is quickly quelled when I remember that gh15 recently said that I can only get my milk from ice cream and I don't wanna fuck up my diet for no FILT offers.
As I approach the counter (being careful I don't knock over the vitamins with my pumped delts) she looks up at me, and at that moment I know I have entered my destiny, the gravity of the connection bewteen us almost knocks me off my feet, but I tense my hams as hard as I can muster, and somehow manage to keep upright. I clear my throat. "Hi" I say. Nothing. I try again. "Hi". Nothing still. I don't want to say hi again as that would be really gay, so I just said "ahem". To cut long story short I fucked her in the ass in front of her dad and 2 older brothers, stole 10 boxes of chesteze and grabbed a chuppa chub lolly on the way out.  

Fuckin' much better. Why did you water it down the first time you don't think we can handle the truth?

[wes]

Hahahaha yes wes, what was I thinking.

I promise to never let reality creep in again  

I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it.  

[TooMuchMuscle4U]

I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it.  

Up the ass perhaps?

[BigCyp]

I`m so used to your funny posts,that when you post something serious,I don`t know how to take it.  

Hahahaha yes we have had some good times on teh boardings  

[BigCyp]

Up the ass perhaps?

No wes could never be a bottom bitch, unless he installed some handrails next to the bed hahaha sorry wes

[wes]

Hahahaha yes we have had some good times on teh boardings 

Indeed we do my friend! 

One exception is when TooMuchTimeOnMyHands starts trolling...............l ittle cum guzzler that he is. 

[wes]

No wes could never be a bottom bitch, unless he installed some handrails next to the bed hahaha sorry wes