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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: suckmymuscle on March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
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A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:
"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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kill yourself.
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suckmymuscle
I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.
But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.
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A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:
"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You Forget - Beat the Chest - and Beat Off - Silverbacks enjoy both of these activities!
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kill yourself.
X1000
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wtf is wrong with you
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X1000
X 1000000000000
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suckmymuscle
I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.
But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.
I already answered this question multiple times. Here is my answer, quoted verbatim:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=415875.msg5948409#msg5948409 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=415875.msg5948409#msg5948409)
"No one knows how strong gorillas are, because the only way to know this would be to make them pull and push on a dynamometer and it is almost impossible to get them to do that.
There have been estimates done by experts based on the size of their muscles, the amount of force their muscles can generate per gram and the leverage the structure of their tendons allows them to use their muscles. Some estimates put gorillas at only 5 X overall stronger than a male human, and others estimate them to have the upper body strength of up to 30 male humans.
Pulling and pushing strength are not really that relevant. What really matters is power(strength X explosivenss) and at that a gorilla would be 10 X superior to an NFL lineman and 15 X more in the case of those huge mountain gorillas. That is enough power to crack the ribs and give concussions to an entire NFL team with a single run with the ball.
Now the bench press is a different story. We don't know how strong a gorilla would be in the bench press, but it is unlikely that a gorilla would be able to bench a lot more than a Human benching champion for several reasons. The first is that gorillas' muscles are designed for pulling and not pushing. They have gigantic back muscles but their chest muscles are not that huge and their arms attach to the joints in a slingshot position that maximizes pulling strength. Secondly, gorillas have very long arms compared to Humans. Long arms give you better leverage for pulling but hinders you when it comes to the bench press because it makes for a longer distance that your arms have to go through to move the weight. Then, there is the issue of neuromuscular connection. The bench press is an abnormal movement that is not found in nature. Humans increase their strength in it partly through improved neuromuscular connection. However, because gorillas have such huge overall muscle mass, they should be abel to bench raw about twice as much as the World's best Human bencher. Not that impressive, but remember that gorillas are at a huge disadvantage compared to Humans in the bench press."
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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kill yourself.
"Me Koko...me good gorilla..."
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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"Me Koko...me good gorilla..."
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I always enjoyed the Koko story. Fascinating.
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I always enjoyed the Koko story. Fascinating.
A relative of yours, yes? ;)
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A relative of yours, yes? ;)
Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.
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A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:
"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
mark henry?
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Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
:D ;D
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raymondo, your fixation of mental disorders is from living in mental institutions?
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Graceful beings - hope human swine doesn't manage to kill off all of them.
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autism
restricted and repetitive behaviour
consider the fascination shown in this quote:
enough said
Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.
You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.
And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.
How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?
Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.
alpha male all the way.
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a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.
alpha male all the way.
What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Primate of peace.
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Primate of peace.
it really is compared to their trash cousins the chimpanzee
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What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I know your a pretender :-*
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Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.
You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.
And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.
How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?
Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
(http://blog.timesunion.com/opinion/files/2010/11/1130_WVNkoreanukes1.jpg)
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(http://blog.timesunion.com/opinion/files/2010/11/1130_WVNkoreanukes1.jpg)
LOL... meltdown. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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hey i hear gorillas also came up with String Theory ;)
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Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about
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Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about
It's about the gorilla contemplating Shrodinger's Cat as it takes a dump in the woods...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Remember that big necked gorilla at the zoo on the sopranos when Tony took Gloria Trillo,its at the 5.03 mark.
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8)
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Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.
You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.
And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.
How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?
Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
people with autism do post online a lot very common
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A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:
"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
lololl!! damn funny post! whos behind this gimmick? :D Alex, is that you?
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Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
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Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
Mint.
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Grizzley > Gorilla
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Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.
Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.
Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Made you laugh though right?
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suckmymuscle
I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.
But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.
;D ;D ;D
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Made you laugh though right?
Here is the gorilla's response to the fools who think a bear can beat it in a fight:
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Lol, the back width of the gorilla in the first video I posted is just RI-DUN-KU-LOUS. Literally three times the width of Ronnie's back in his prime. I guestimate this gorilla to weight around 550 lbs
The back muscle mass, coupled with it's muscle density and superior functional efficiency(compared to human muscles) indicates this gorilla would be able to deadlift a bar with vans at each end of the bar. The reason why it can't is because of it's short legs with long arms, which would make it impossible for it to perform a deadlift. But it certainly has the strength to do it.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.
alpha male all the way.
you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas
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you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas
You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
SMM 0WNS AGAIN. THIS TIME N0 LUBE.
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Sucky. I like this thread infos about Gorilla strength. :)