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Title: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
  A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

 "Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."


  
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: no one on March 24, 2012, 11:57:50 PM


kill yourself.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: MarvinEderFan on March 25, 2012, 08:31:53 AM
suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Radical Plato on March 25, 2012, 08:35:40 AM
 A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

 "Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."


  
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
You Forget - Beat the Chest - and Beat Off - Silverbacks enjoy both of these activities!
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: che on March 25, 2012, 08:36:48 AM

kill yourself.

X1000
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: apply85 on March 25, 2012, 08:40:43 AM
wtf is wrong with you
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Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 08:46:18 AM
X1000
X 1000000000000
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: mr.turbo on March 25, 2012, 08:50:12 AM
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 11:54:38 AM
suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.

  I already answered this question multiple times. Here is my answer, quoted verbatim:

  http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=415875.msg5948409#msg5948409 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=415875.msg5948409#msg5948409)

  "No one knows how strong gorillas are, because the only way to know this would be to make them pull and push on a dynamometer and it is almost impossible to get them to do that.

  There have been estimates done by experts based on the size of their muscles, the amount of force their muscles can generate per gram and the leverage the structure of their tendons allows them to use their muscles. Some estimates put gorillas at only 5 X overall stronger than a male human, and others estimate them to have the upper body strength of up to 30 male humans.

  Pulling and pushing strength are not really that relevant. What really matters is power(strength X explosivenss) and at that a gorilla would be 10 X superior to an NFL lineman and 15 X more in the case of those huge mountain gorillas. That is enough power to crack the ribs and give concussions to an entire NFL team with a single run with the ball.

  Now the bench press is a different story. We don't know how strong a gorilla would be in the bench press, but it is unlikely that a gorilla would be able to bench a lot more than a Human benching champion for several reasons. The first is that gorillas' muscles are designed for pulling and not pushing. They have gigantic back muscles but their chest muscles are not that huge and their arms attach to the joints in a slingshot position that maximizes pulling strength. Secondly, gorillas have very long arms compared to Humans. Long arms give you better leverage for pulling but hinders you when it comes to the bench press because it makes for a longer distance that your arms have to go through to move the weight. Then, there is the issue of neuromuscular connection. The bench press is an abnormal movement that is not found in nature. Humans increase their strength in it partly through improved neuromuscular connection. However, because gorillas have such huge overall muscle mass, they should be abel to bench raw about twice as much as the World's best Human bencher. Not that impressive, but remember that gorillas are at a huge disadvantage compared to Humans in the bench press."


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 12:00:15 PM

kill yourself.

  "Me Koko...me good gorilla..."

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2012, 12:03:21 PM
  "Me Koko...me good gorilla..."

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE

I always enjoyed the Koko story.  Fascinating.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 12:06:34 PM
I always enjoyed the Koko story.  Fascinating.

A relative of yours, yes? ;)
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2012, 12:07:49 PM
A relative of yours, yes? ;)

Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: funk51 on March 25, 2012, 12:08:38 PM
 A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

 "Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."


  
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
mark henry?
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 12:08:48 PM
Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Wiggs on March 25, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
;D ;D ;D

 :D ;D
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Post by: apply85 on March 25, 2012, 12:17:09 PM
raymondo, your fixation of mental disorders is from living in mental institutions?
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Post by: _bruce_ on March 25, 2012, 02:37:53 PM
Graceful beings - hope human swine doesn't manage to kill off all of them.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 04:18:50 PM
autism

restricted and repetitive behaviour

consider the fascination shown in this quote:

enough said

  Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: tbombz on March 25, 2012, 04:21:05 PM
a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.


alpha male all the way.

Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 04:23:00 PM
a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.


alpha male all the way.



  What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: tommywishbone on March 25, 2012, 04:23:47 PM
Primate of peace.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: hardgainerj on March 25, 2012, 04:26:12 PM
Primate of peace.
it really is compared to their trash cousins the chimpanzee
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: tbombz on March 25, 2012, 04:27:10 PM
 What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
I know your a pretender  :-*
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 04:28:18 PM
 Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

(http://blog.timesunion.com/opinion/files/2010/11/1130_WVNkoreanukes1.jpg)
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 09:23:22 PM
(http://blog.timesunion.com/opinion/files/2010/11/1130_WVNkoreanukes1.jpg)

  LOL... meltdown. ;)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: gcb on March 25, 2012, 10:14:56 PM
hey i hear gorillas also came up with String Theory  ;)
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Big N on March 25, 2012, 10:21:51 PM
Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 26, 2012, 10:05:29 AM
Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about

  It's about the gorilla contemplating Shrodinger's Cat as it takes a dump in the woods...

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: crownshep on March 26, 2012, 10:21:14 AM
Remember that big necked gorilla at the zoo on the sopranos when Tony took Gloria Trillo,its at the 5.03 mark.

Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2012, 10:23:12 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: chess315 on March 26, 2012, 10:26:32 AM
 Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
people with autism do  post online a lot very common
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: Rami on March 26, 2012, 10:36:05 AM
 A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

 "Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."


  
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


lololl!! damn funny post! whos behind this gimmick? :D Alex, is that you?
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2012, 10:42:12 AM
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2012, 10:48:42 AM
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
Mint.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: coltrane on March 26, 2012, 11:59:03 AM
Grizzley >  Gorilla
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 26, 2012, 01:05:40 PM
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear

  LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.

  Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: ChristopherA on March 26, 2012, 01:08:03 PM
  LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.

  Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Made you laugh though right?
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: RustyTrenbolona on March 26, 2012, 01:13:50 PM
suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 26, 2012, 11:33:11 PM
Made you laugh though right?

  Here is the gorilla's response to the fools who think a bear can beat it in a fight:



SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 26, 2012, 11:43:04 PM
  Lol, the back width of the gorilla in the first video I posted is just RI-DUN-KU-LOUS. Literally three times the width of Ronnie's back in his prime. I guestimate this gorilla to weight around 550 lbs

  The back muscle mass, coupled with it's muscle density and superior functional efficiency(compared to human muscles) indicates this gorilla would be able to deadlift a bar with vans at each end of the bar. The reason why it can't is because of it's short legs with long arms, which would make it impossible for it to perform a deadlift. But it certainly has the strength to do it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: aesthetics on March 26, 2012, 11:50:24 PM
a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.


alpha male all the way.



you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: suckmymuscle on March 27, 2012, 12:09:38 AM
you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas

  You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: asbrus on March 27, 2012, 09:29:47 PM
  You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


SMM 0WNS AGAIN. THIS TIME N0 LUBE.
Title: Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
Post by: kyomu on March 28, 2012, 01:34:40 AM
Sucky. I like this thread infos about Gorilla strength. :)