Author Topic: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff. (Read 8277 times)

suckmymuscle · « **on:** March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM »

A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."

Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

no one · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2012, 11:57:50 PM »

kill yourself.

MarvinEderFan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:31:53 AM »

suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:35:40 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM

A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."

Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

You Forget - Beat the Chest - and Beat Off - Silverbacks enjoy both of these activities!

che · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:36:48 AM »

Quote from: no one on March 24, 2012, 11:57:50 PM

kill yourself.

X1000

apply85 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:40:43 AM »

wtf is wrong with you

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:46:18 AM »

Quote from: che on March 25, 2012, 08:36:48 AM

X1000

X 1000000000000

mr.turbo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2012, 08:50:12 AM »

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2012, 11:54:38 AM »

Quote from: MarvinEderFan on March 25, 2012, 08:31:53 AM

suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.

  I already answered this question multiple times. Here is my answer, quoted verbatim:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=415875.msg5948409#msg5948409

  "No one knows how strong gorillas are, because the only way to know this would be to make them pull and push on a dynamometer and it is almost impossible to get them to do that.

  There have been estimates done by experts based on the size of their muscles, the amount of force their muscles can generate per gram and the leverage the structure of their tendons allows them to use their muscles. Some estimates put gorillas at only 5 X overall stronger than a male human, and others estimate them to have the upper body strength of up to 30 male humans.

  Pulling and pushing strength are not really that relevant. What really matters is power(strength X explosivenss) and at that a gorilla would be 10 X superior to an NFL lineman and 15 X more in the case of those huge mountain gorillas. That is enough power to crack the ribs and give concussions to an entire NFL team with a single run with the ball.

  Now the bench press is a different story. We don't know how strong a gorilla would be in the bench press, but it is unlikely that a gorilla would be able to bench a lot more than a Human benching champion for several reasons. The first is that gorillas' muscles are designed for pulling and not pushing. They have gigantic back muscles but their chest muscles are not that huge and their arms attach to the joints in a slingshot position that maximizes pulling strength. Secondly, gorillas have very long arms compared to Humans. Long arms give you better leverage for pulling but hinders you when it comes to the bench press because it makes for a longer distance that your arms have to go through to move the weight. Then, there is the issue of neuromuscular connection. The bench press is an abnormal movement that is not found in nature. Humans increase their strength in it partly through improved neuromuscular connection. However, because gorillas have such huge overall muscle mass, they should be abel to bench raw about twice as much as the World's best Human bencher. Not that impressive, but remember that gorillas are at a huge disadvantage compared to Humans in the bench press."

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:00:15 PM »

Quote from: no one on March 24, 2012, 11:57:50 PM

kill yourself.

"Me Koko...me good gorilla..."

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:03:21 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 12:00:15 PM

"Me Koko...me good gorilla..."

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I always enjoyed the Koko story. Fascinating.

Raymondo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2012, 12:03:21 PM

I always enjoyed the Koko story. Fascinating.

A relative of yours, yes?

Wiggs · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:07:49 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 12:06:34 PM

A relative of yours, yes?

Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.

funk51 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:08:38 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM

A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

"Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."

Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

mark henry?

Raymondo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 25, 2012, 12:07:49 PM

Not technically, my baby's mama, your mother.

Wiggs · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 12:08:48 PM

apply85 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:17:09 PM »

raymondo, your fixation of mental disorders is from living in mental institutions?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2012, 02:37:53 PM »

Graceful beings - hope human swine doesn't manage to kill off all of them.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Raymondo on March 25, 2012, 08:49:27 AM

autism

restricted and repetitive behaviour

consider the fascination shown in this quote:

enough said

  Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

tbombz · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:21:05 PM »

a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.

alpha male all the way.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:23:00 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on March 25, 2012, 04:21:05 PM

a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.

alpha male all the way.

What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

tommywishbone · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:23:47 PM »

Primate of peace.

hardgainerj · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:26:12 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 25, 2012, 04:23:47 PM

Primate of peace.

it really is compared to their trash cousins the chimpanzee

tbombz · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:27:10 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 04:23:00 PM

What do you know about alpha maleness? You love to receive "deep tissue massages" inside your rectum. You should STFU about alpha maleness or anything that involves maleness for that matter. You are a bottom boy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I know your a pretender

Raymondo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2012, 04:28:18 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 04:18:50 PM

Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

SUCKMYMUSCLE