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Title: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: WOOO on March 25, 2012, 05:49:09 AM
I stubbed the middle toe on my left food... the end is swollen and sore but i can still ball my toes on that foot...

do i need to do anything?
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: lovemonkey on March 25, 2012, 05:54:16 AM
Unless said toe is fucked up beyond recognition most doctors usually don't even do anything.. at most they'll tape the toe to it's neighbor to keep it more stable in order to heal it for a couple of weeks.

I've broken a couple of toes... one time I broke 4 at once. The middle one was pretty fucked up:

Broken
Bent
Dislocated
Twisted to the point where the flesh under the toe ripped apart

Didn't hurt that bad really.. worst part by far was when they injected the area with an anesthetic. The needle hurt like fuuuuuu
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 05:55:36 AM
Broke a toe once kicking some fat broad in the ass while barefooted........still won`t bend after all these years.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Borracho on March 25, 2012, 05:56:48 AM
Unless said toe is fucked up beyond recognition most doctors usually don't even do anything.. at most they'll tape the toe to it's neighbor to keep it more stable in order to heal it for a couple of weeks.

I've broken a couple of toes... one time I broke 4 at once. The middle one was pretty fucked up:

Broken
Bent
Dislocated
Twisted to the point where the flesh under the toe ripped apart

Didn't hurt that bad really.. worst part by far was when they injected the area with an anesthetic. The needle hurt like fuuuuuu

how the hell you break 4 toes?
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: WOOO on March 25, 2012, 05:59:13 AM
Broke a toe once kicking some fat broad in the ass while barefooted........still won`t bend after all these years.

worth it?   ;D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: lovemonkey on March 25, 2012, 06:05:41 AM
how the hell you break 4 toes?

Gym class. No shoes. Bunch of twats running past me all of the sudden chasing a ball and one of them stepped on my left foot pretty hard. Since I was stationary and he was moving he actually managed to "roll" my toes hence why they got so fucked up.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 06:08:19 AM
worth it?   ;D
Long story but I didn`t go there,she wouldn`t leave my house,so I broke my toe!  :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Royalty on March 25, 2012, 06:10:09 AM
I stubbed the middle toe on my left food... the end is swollen and sore but i can still ball my toes on that foot...

do i need to do anything?

I doubt its broken! I think you damaged your nail bed. It will be much better in 48 hours. (if your toe was broken it would be bent). Dont worry if you have some bruising.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: WOOO on March 25, 2012, 06:17:21 AM
I doubt its broken! I think you damaged your nail bed. It will be much better in 48 hours. (if your toe was broken it would be bent). Dont worry if you have some bruising.

i have a bit of bruising... hopefully you're right

it was pretty sore after the morning run
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Borracho on March 25, 2012, 06:21:25 AM
Gym class. No shoes. Bunch of twats running past me of all of the sudden chasing a ball and one of them stepped on my left foot pretty hard. Since I was stationary and he was moving he actually managed to "roll" my toes hence why they got so fucked up.

ouch
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: hrspwr on March 25, 2012, 06:24:40 AM
amputate below the knee and get back to work
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Radical Plato on March 25, 2012, 06:24:48 AM
My right big toe is a mess - it doesn't pay to kick the shit out of immoveable objects when angry! some of us never learn!
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Euro-monster on March 25, 2012, 06:55:22 AM
Long story but I didn`t go there,she wouldn`t leave my house,so I broke my toe!  :D
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So basicaly what you are saying is you got your toe broken by a big bitch?....... :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:00:38 AM
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So basicaly what you are saying is you got your toe broken by a big bitch?....... :D
OK,I was drinking in a bar,she offered me a ride home,we got to my house,I invited her in for a beer,she thinks I`m gonna` fuck her,but while she had a beautiful face,she probably was close to 300 pounds..............aske d her to leave repeatedly,she refused got pissed tried to slap me,I slammed her against the wall,pushed her to the door and kicked her in the ass breaking my toe in the process.

Fifteen minutes later she comes back with the cops and says I stole her earrings,they had fell off her ears when she hit the wall and were on the floor...............cop pulls me aside outside and whispers in my ear......."Tim,what the fuck were you doing with that" ?  ;D

All I wanted was a ride home and broke my toe which still won`t bend to this day.........fat bitch!  :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:12:28 AM
Why did you invite her in if you weren't gonna shag her?
I offered her a beer because it was a nice thing to give me a ride as I had been drinking.

The broad was nutty........the cops knew her from prior incidents which I had/have no clue about.

Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Euro-monster on March 25, 2012, 07:13:06 AM
OK,I was drinking in a bar,she offered me a ride home,we got to my house,I invited her in for a beer,she thinks I`m gonna` fuck her,but while she had a beautiful face,she probably was close to 300 pounds..............aske d her to leave repeatedly,she refused got pissed tried to slap me,I slammed her against the wall,pushed her to the door and kicked her in the ass breaking my toe in the process.

Fifteen minutes later she comes back with the cops and says I stole her earrings,they had fell off her ears when she hit the wall and were on the floor...............cop pulls me aside outside and whispers in my ear......."Tim,what the fuck were you doing with that" ?  ;D

All I wanted was a ride home and broke my toe which still won`t bend to this day.........fat bitch!  :D

You should look her up and break her toe too....that will teach her ....thinking you are going to get fucked when somebody asks you in after you bring them home.... >:(..... ;D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:14:43 AM
You should look her up and break her toe too....that will teach her ....thinking you are going to get fucked when somebody asks you in after you bring them home.... >:(..... ;D
She was so fat I think it would be hard to find a toe in the epic mass of foot flesh she must posess!  :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Euro-monster on March 25, 2012, 07:17:58 AM
She was so fat I think it would be hard to find a toe in the epic mass of foot flesh she must posess!  :D

Just bting a hammer ...you will do fine...and you never know...maybe she lost a lot of weight?....face wise she was a stunner was she not?
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Thespritz0 on March 25, 2012, 07:28:23 AM
She was so fat I think it would be hard to find a toe in the epic mass of foot flesh she must posess!  :D
^^
She probably would have just wrecked your bed, so you did the right thing.... :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:29:45 AM
Moral of the story.....Never drink and kick a fat broad in the ass without wearing your steel toed boots.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:30:44 AM
Just bting a hammer ...you will do fine...and you never know...maybe she lost a lot of weight?....face wise she was a stunner was she not?
A hammer would work!  :D

^^
She probably would have just wrecked your bed, so you did the right thing.... :D

She would more than likely had wrecked my spine also!  ;D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Bgpapi23 on March 25, 2012, 07:37:34 AM
Fractured mine last month and after a $50 co-payment visit for the emergency wound up receiving a roll of scotch tape to bound tweaks toe together with next toe inline, scheduled me to come back in a month for a check-up which includes $10 co-pay and 30 minute drive and 45 min. wait in lobby and I passed!
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Radical Plato on March 25, 2012, 07:43:08 AM
Fractured mine last month and after a $50 co-payment visit for the emergency wound up receiving a roll of scotch tape to bound tweaks toe together with next toe inline, scheduled me to come back in a month for a check-up which includes $10 co-pay and 30 minute drive and 45 min. wait in lobby and I passed!
Modern Medicine is marvelous - The treatment for a Bung Big toe hasn't changed in about 5000 years! just the cost of the treatment
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 07:44:15 AM
Modern Medicine is marvelous - The treatment for a Bung Big toe hasn't changed in about 5000 years! just the cost of the treatment
Physician heal thyself........and save some cash!
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: _bruce_ on March 25, 2012, 07:47:08 AM
Take your time.
Broke mine 3 months ago when a 10lb plate fell on it - pain was suffocating.
As luvmonkey said - they won't do much as the toe tips aren't very mobile.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Euro-monster on March 25, 2012, 08:12:27 AM
Take your time.
Broke mine 3 months ago when a 10lb plate fell on it - pain was suffocating.
As luvmonkey said - they won't do much as the toe tips aren't very mobile.

Thats the one thing hes actualy in need of.... :o :D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: gym**rat on March 25, 2012, 08:15:22 AM
I was running in the house after the dog and caught the wall corner with my little toe. The bone was sticking through a little. I just pulled the skin back over it. That was over 10 yrs ago and it seems fine. Not much you can do for them.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Parker on March 25, 2012, 08:39:57 AM
Didn't  Ronnie Coleman break his big toe when a 200 pound dumbbell dropped on it?
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2012, 09:00:40 AM
My right big toe is a mess - it doesn't pay to kick the shit out of immoveable objects when angry! some of us never learn!
You do seem like an angry man!
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Radical Plato on March 25, 2012, 09:01:53 AM
You do seem like an angry man!
I like to think of it is a deeply focused rage!
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: Tapeworm on March 25, 2012, 09:07:05 AM
Haha, Tim literally broke his foot off in her ass.

You made the right call, bro.  You'd have woke up in the morning and gone to chew your arm off only to find she'd eaten it for a midnight snack.
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: wes on March 25, 2012, 09:08:56 AM
Haha, Tim literally broke his foot off in her ass.

You made the right call, bro.  You'd have woke up in the morning and gone to chew your arm off only to find she'd eaten it for a midnight snack.
I do have standards even when intoxicated.......I think  ???  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: I think I broke my toe... wtf
Post by: WOOO on March 25, 2012, 09:50:02 AM
Physician heal thyself........and save some cash!

i'm canadian... universal healthcare...