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Title: Any other swingers out there?
Post by: tommywishbone on April 27, 2012, 03:15:22 PM
I enjoy swinging whenever possible- take for instance last week at Lake Tahoe.
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Post by: wes on April 27, 2012, 03:23:58 PM
Good calf development Tom!  :D
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 27, 2012, 03:30:54 PM
I enjoy swinging whenever possible- take for instance last week at Lake Tahoe.
Nice planters hat.    'Swinging out over the labour.' 
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 27, 2012, 03:33:43 PM
Nice planters hat.    'Swinging out over the labour.' 

Thank you Sir. With the amount of vegetation I have left on top of my noodle, of I don't wear a hat outdoors at 6,000+ feet, I'll be sunburn in 15 minutes.
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Post by: wes on April 27, 2012, 03:40:04 PM
hair  ???
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Post by: Hulkotron on April 27, 2012, 04:03:33 PM
Gayer than looking for "swingers" on a predominantly male forum.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 27, 2012, 04:04:03 PM
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 27, 2012, 04:37:42 PM
Thank you Sir. With the amount of vegetation I have left on top of my noodle, of I don't wear a hat outdoors at 6,000+ feet, I'll be sunburn in 15 minutes.

Is that lake at over 6000 feet?  :o
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 27, 2012, 06:27:44 PM
Is that lake at over 6000 feet?  :o

6,350 feet. Nice place. Give it a try sometime if you're ever in Northern California.

A few more from last week-
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Post by: Desolate on April 27, 2012, 10:18:42 PM
I'll never understand Butch dykes.

Why would any chick be attracted to that? If you're into that, why not just go with a guy? I mean, it's as close as you can get without crossing over.

It's like Portia de Rossi. Everybody knows she's with Ellen because she has bucks.

Bought her a horse ranch.
Bought her a Porsche.

Everybody knows what's going on there.

That dyke Ellen always has a look on her face like she's smelling ammonia or rotten eggs. Always in jeans. Always wearing sneakers. The fact that she actually hates being a girl is so obvious to anyone with half a brain. It's penis envy to the extreme. A level of self-hate that is actually sad.

If you're a dyke who loves woman, supposedly loves the pussy, why in the world would you go for a gender confused dyke trying to pass herself off as a guy?

Why not go lipstick?

I just don't get it.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 27, 2012, 11:33:53 PM
It is nice to see that felons enjoy nature.
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Post by: Meso_z on April 27, 2012, 11:54:01 PM
Lots of ball swingers, yes.
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 28, 2012, 01:32:10 PM
It is nice to see that felons enjoy nature.
Nice to see grifters calling out felons. Restores my belief in the human capacity for hypocrisy.
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Post by: sync pulse on April 28, 2012, 06:26:36 PM
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Post by: funk51 on April 29, 2012, 07:25:32 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Euro-monster on April 29, 2012, 07:54:04 AM
HTH.... ;)


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Post by: Primemuscle on April 29, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
I'll never understand Butch dykes.

Why would any chick be attracted to that? If you're into that, why not just go with a guy? I mean, it's as close as you can get without crossing over.

It's like Portia de Rossi. Everybody knows she's with Ellen because she has bucks.

Bought her a horse ranch.
Bought her a Porsche.

Everybody knows what's going on there.

That dyke Ellen always has a look on her face like she's smelling ammonia or rotten eggs. Always in jeans. Always wearing sneakers. The fact that she actually hates being a girl is so obvious to anyone with half a brain. It's penis envy to the extreme. A level of self-hate that is actually sad.

If you're a dyke who loves woman, supposedly loves the pussy, why in the world would you go for a gender confused dyke trying to pass herself off as a guy?

Why not go lipstick?

I just don't get it.

I am guess there is a lot you don't understand. Unfortunately, this doesn't stop you from speculating about others lives.

I completely disagree with your take on Portia and Ellen's relationship. They are married and what they have accumulated together is likely community property just like other married couples. Also, just like other married folks, sometimes one partner has a bigger income then the other. By your estimation, folks only hook up for what they can materially get out of a relationship. Does it make a difference whether they are gay or straight?

Additionally, Ellen hardly looks to me like someone with a sour face. In fact, both my wife and I find Ellen very attractive looking. Hmm.....could this be why she is paid really big bucks to sell women's make up? A woman shouldn't have to dress like a slut or a fairy princess to look attractive. Ellen looks fine in jeans. There are a lot of women out there who could improve their appearance by emulating Ellen's style.

Like you said, you don't understand lesbians. My guess is you don't understand a lot of things. You are either very young, lead a sheltered life, or rather bigoted.
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Post by: Desolate on April 30, 2012, 12:49:45 AM
I am guess there is a lot you don't understand. Unfortunately, this doesn't stop you from speculating about others lives.

Look who's talking. ::)

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I completely disagree with your take on Portia and Ellen's relationship.

And your opinion is supposed to matter to me... why? ???

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Additionally, Ellen hardly looks to me like someone with a sour face. In fact, both my wife and I find Ellen very attractive looking.

I'd keep an eye on your wife if I were you. She might be trying to tell you something. Also, if you find Ellen attractive... well, nah, that would be too easy for me to go there. :-X

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Hmm.....could this be why she is paid really big bucks to sell women's make up? A woman shouldn't have to dress like a slut or a fairy princess to look attractive. Ellen looks fine in jeans. There are a lot of women out there who could improve their appearance by emulating Ellen's style.

Emulating Ellen's style as an obviously gender-confused lesbian? Seriously? This whole sentence is just too funny.

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Like you said, you don't understand lesbians. My guess is you don't understand a lot of things. You are either very young, lead a sheltered life, or rather bigoted.

Bigoted. :-*
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Post by: Primemuscle on April 30, 2012, 01:50:52 AM
Bigoted. :-*

This pretty much says it all. -Not much more to know about you.

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Post by: Desolate on April 30, 2012, 02:03:47 AM
Oh yeah, she's a real fox. ::)
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Post by: garebear on April 30, 2012, 04:13:01 AM
I'll never understand Butch dykes.

Why would any chick be attracted to that? If you're into that, why not just go with a guy? I mean, it's as close as you can get without crossing over.

It's like Portia de Rossi. Everybody knows she's with Ellen because she has bucks.

Bought her a horse ranch.
Bought her a Porsche.

Everybody knows what's going on there.

That dyke Ellen always has a look on her face like she's smelling ammonia or rotten eggs. Always in jeans. Always wearing sneakers. The fact that she actually hates being a girl is so obvious to anyone with half a brain. It's penis envy to the extreme. A level of self-hate that is actually sad.

If you're a dyke who loves woman, supposedly loves the pussy, why in the world would you go for a gender confused dyke trying to pass herself off as a guy?

Why not go lipstick?

I just don't get it.
Were your parents bigots too?

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Post by: 240 is Back on April 30, 2012, 07:38:31 AM
without makeup,, i bet ellen doesn't look so good.
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Post by: Primemuscle on April 30, 2012, 02:11:02 PM
without makeup,, i bet ellen doesn't look so good.

Realistically, she's about 50 years old. No doubt she's got a few wrinkles that the cosmetics hide. However, when not doing these adds, she appears to not wear much makeup and she looks better than a lot of women her age. For one thing, she is fit and slim. For another she has great eyes....those big baby blues are not the result of makeup. If you've ever watcher her show or seen her preform, she is invariably smiling. People who smile are usually more attractive than those who don't.

Don't get me wrong, I am not suggesting Ellen is a great beauty. What I am saying is that she's not "a dog" either. She's natural and she looks better than most people her age. Moreover, she doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical bull dyke (whatever that is) as Desolate suggested.
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Post by: Desolate on April 30, 2012, 09:06:55 PM
Were your parents bigots too?

 :-*

Moreover, she doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical bull dyke (whatever that is) as Desolate suggested.

It's not bull dyke. It is Butch dyke. It refers to a lesbian who goes out of her way to look manly.
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Post by: HTexan on April 30, 2012, 10:01:28 PM
Just some big hairy swinging balls hanging off my dick.
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Post by: Primemuscle on May 01, 2012, 12:27:30 AM
:-*


It's not bull dyke. It is Butch dyke. It refers to a lesbian who goes out of her way to look manly.

Desolate,

Check these definitions. It would seem we are both right.

I am a 67 year old bisexual male who grew up in Los Angeles and lived for awhile in Santa Monica a block from  the Venice Beach boardwalk in the early 1960's when Venice Beach was the lesbian capitol of the world. Over the years, my wife and I have been friends with more than a couple of lesbians. While, I don't know what your experiences with personally knowing or being friends with lesbians is, I assume since you are a self proclaimed bigot, it isn't much. You made me smile though, trying to correct me on my word choice.  ;D

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Bull is also a common expression for "masculine" or "aggressive" (as in "bullish"), and bulldyke implied a "masculine woman."

Bulldyke or Bull dyke or Bulldiker or Bulldiger (also, earlier, Bulldagger) – a butch or masculine lesbian.

a butch woman may be described as a "bulldyke"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyke_(slang) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyke_(slang))


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1. bull dyke
large, masculine lesbian.

2. Bull Dyke
A highly aggressive masculine lesbian(dyke).


3. Butch Dyke
A lesbian that plays the "male" role in the relationship. Her characteristics consist of Spikey Hair, Flannel shirts, Mild Facial Hair and a Deeper voice. This is the one who straps on the dildo and pounds the other dyke in the ass. Common Occupations: Trucker, LumberJack, Mechanic and Custodian.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bull%20dyke (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bull%20dyke)

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Post by: strongrunbox on May 01, 2012, 12:30:49 AM
That dyke Ellen always has a look on her face like she's smelling ammonia or rotten eggs. Always in jeans. Always wearing sneakers. The fact that she actually hates being a girl is so obvious to anyone with half a brain. It's penis envy to the extreme. A level of self-hate that is actually sad.

Loved the insight.  Ellen truly strives to be a man.  I'd love to watch her make Portia eat her out, I bet Ellen's never gone down on a chick
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Post by: Primemuscle on May 01, 2012, 12:44:14 AM
Loved the insight.  Ellen truly strives to be a man.  I'd love to watch her make Portia eat her out, I bet Ellen's never gone down on a chick

As far as I know, many men routinely preform cunnilingus on their female partners. What makes you believe that a woman wouldn't do the same? Especially a woman who is playing the male role.
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Post by: Desolate on May 01, 2012, 03:10:12 AM
You made me smile though, trying to correct me on my word choice.

I wasn't correcting your word choice.

I used the term "Butch dyke" on page 1.

I figured if you were going to quote me, well, you should at least try and be accurate. ;)
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Post by: Primemuscle on May 01, 2012, 09:21:46 AM
I wasn't correcting your word choice.

I used the term "Butch dyke" on page 1.

I figured if you were going to quote me, well, you should at least try and be accurate. ;)

Actually, if you read my post carefully, I am not quoting you there. Had I been doing so, the term bull dyke would have been in quotes. I think we can at least agree that in today's speak these terms are somewhat innerchangeable.  :)

Each of us has certain things we don't understand. Like you, I don't understand why some people completely deny their birth gender. However, I don't believe Ellen is the best example of this; to me Chas Bono is a better example. I have the same difficulty males who live as females. I also do not understand why some guys think it isn't homosexual to desire and/or have sexual relations with transsexuals and transvestites regardless of how convincing they are as women. Likewise, for a woman who desires a female who has chosen to become more like a male through surgery or otherwise, such as Chas Bono. I just have a lot of difficulty with the the whole transgender thing. In my experience the differences, and there are differences, between males and females is just not that great. There is a lot of middleground.
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Post by: strongrunbox on May 03, 2012, 03:01:39 AM
As far as I know, many men routinely preform cunnilingus on their female partners. What makes you believe that a woman wouldn't do the same? Especially a woman who is playing the male role.

You wouldn't happen to be referring to this male and his respective female partner, would you?  In a lesbian relationship, I'd figure the woman "playing the male role" as you describe would be the one being eaten out, not the other way around
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Post by: polychronopolous on May 03, 2012, 03:32:21 AM
As far as I know, many men routinely preform cunnilingus on their female partners. What makes you believe that a woman wouldn't do the same? Especially a woman who is playing the male role.

If you lick the hole that means you swallow the pole.
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Post by: strongrunbox on May 03, 2012, 04:30:16 PM
If you lick the hole that means you swallow the pole.


Funny stuff, but I hardly find making my girlfriend moan have anything to do with sucking cock
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Post by: Primemuscle on May 03, 2012, 04:41:03 PM
You wouldn't happen to be referring to this male and his respective female partner, would you?  In a lesbian relationship, I'd figure the woman "playing the male role" as you describe would be the one being eaten out, not the other way around

To be honest, I've not surveyed lesbian sex. Since I am a guy, what they like means little to me. It's not like I would be dating a lesbian.

Yes, I was speaking of heterosexual relationship. Many heterosexual partners engage in oral sex.