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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on May 11, 2012, 09:27:11 AM
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
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At least now we know what McLovin grows up to look like. ;D
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At least now we know what McLovin grows up to look like. ;D
HAHA, yes!Exactly what I thought, another gem from the same guy
"So today I am at a local sporting goods store. I needed to pick up a couple of things for my daughter that swims. Then I decide to try on some fitted workout shirts. Well at this store they keep the fitting rooms locked and you have to ring a buzzer and someone is suppose to come up and open it up for you. So I hit the buzzer and no one comes. I do hear over the speak the cashier making the announcement. Still no one comes. I hit the buzzer a couple more times. Finally the cashier comes over and opens up the door and apologizes. She is a cutie for sure. Anyway i find a nice fitted shirt. I make my way up to the cashier and she agains says she is sorry. Then she says she will give me 20% off all my stuff. I somehow doubt that would have happened to me 100lbs. ago"
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425861.0;attach=469355)
lol.. but well done him for losing the weight.. 8)
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
that says it all ::)
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i bet he cries himself in sleep every night hihi
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HAHA, yes!Exactly what I thought, another gem from the same guy
"So today I am at a local sporting goods store. I needed to pick up a couple of things for my daughter that swims. Then I decide to try on some fitted workout shirts. Well at this store they keep the fitting rooms locked and you have to ring a buzzer and someone is suppose to come up and open it up for you. So I hit the buzzer and no one comes. I do hear over the speak the cashier making the announcement. Still no one comes. I hit the buzzer a couple more times. Finally the cashier comes over and opens up the door and apologizes. She is a cutie for sure. Anyway i find a nice fitted shirt. I make my way up to the cashier and she agains says she is sorry. Then she says she will give me 20% off all my stuff. I somehow doubt that would have happened to me 100lbs. ago"
LOL, this sounds like he went to Sports Authority and they are running a 20% sale now.
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lol its like a squadfather story except its for real
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He's a raper. Not kidding. Call him out on it.
rapist
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love to titty fuck that belly of him
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That the guy?? Least he's thinking positively.
Better than the dellusional permabulkers of bb.com who think they are getting "big" when in fact they are morphing into a toad
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He should be honored to be featued on getbig. Someone needs to let him known he's famous. Seems like the kind of guy with a big enough ego to post here.
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lol its like a squadfather story except its for real
Theres hundreds more where that came from!!!
"I went to a club like 2 weeks ago with my friend. I'm sitting next to some very pretty spanish chicks.
They decide to leave, I was just there to chill with my friend. So one of them brushed my body and said in a very suggestive manner, Sorry, I didn't mean to touch your body.
in my mind: What is this body you speak of? Are you sure you talking to me? Have you taken mind-altering drugs before coming here?
out of my mouth: Hey you can touch it anytime, and they all started laughing.
I'm not even near where I wanna be and this is happening."
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"Sorry you guys have to keep hearing from me, but I really cant get over some of the comments and mirin I've been receiving lately...
At a party, I had this one friend (MAD cute but taken.. ) start reeling about how "hot" I am - "youre hot, youre SO hot. My sorority girls keep asking about you!" She was feeling the pecs as well.
Same party, my other friend was telling me she knows some ladies in my class (~200 person lecture?) that refer to me as the 'hot asian guy in the front'.
Close bro of mine, kid you f**** not, was informing me about how his girlfriend "says good things about me" and how she jokingly says if she wasn't with him, she'd be real into me.
Man, I'm still not used to all the mirin I'm getting. Go look at my picture 8 months ago and call me anything but hot!! But despite how uncomfortable I still am with all the compliments, it gets me going, and keeps me motivated as hell."
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This one made me laugh, saying he had 8-10s throwing themselves at him at 5'11 320 with a 52" waist ;D No pics of this monster tho
"Wow. What a thread! I discovered this five days ago and have read it from beginning to end. Around page 10 or so I felt like that for the first time in my life, I was around people who I could entirely relate to. This is great and I look forward to being a part of this movement.
Phew! Man, I was a 5' 11", 575 lb. guy when I was 24 in 1989. I was wearing a size 68 pants. Within 2 years of that I'd gotten down to about 350 lbs. simply by cutting calories and eventually adopting vegetarianism. It was around 350 lbs that things changed dramatically for me socially and otherwise.
I was a likable guy, sharp, aware, and easy on the eyes...but big...really fat all my life. Still, at this size, I was nearly half the size I was not even 2 years earlier. So, regardless of how much of that I could readily process, everything was resoundingly different. I enjoyed as much of it as I could. It was the first time in my life I had regular friends who included me in their lives and activities. I got involved in things. Out of the blue, women began to pursue me openly. It was a lot to take in. I did the best I could. I was a champ about it and I tried, but it was awkward. Everybody used to always wonder why I was so stand-offish. The truth was that I could hardly believe I was functioning as a "regular" person in a workplace. People liked me. I loved everything. It was almost foreign to me.
But I opened up for the first time in my life. Out of nowhere, even at 315 lbs, I had dozens of women throwing themselves at me. So it wasn't just quantity either. Some were super-hot 8's, 9's, and 10's. I took several lovers and a few girlfriends. Unbelievable. Learning to be in relationships was and remains a lot of hard work. And like a lot of you mention in here, one of the hardest things was the body-image issue.
Anyway, by 2000 I was really fit and holding steady at about 238 or so w/ a 42 inch waist. That's over 300 lbs lost....26 inches off the waist. I had never been that fit in my entire life. I had to try to settle into my new body...get used to it and adjust. But it was hard to reconcile it and I often slipped in and out of long periods of rejecting or sabotaging the new, happier, healthier, way more productive guy I had become. I could not resolve the idea that somehow I didn't deserve it.
I've been up and down since then, and a lot of life has happened. I'm still here. I'm still working at it. Never stopped.
Sep 5, 2011: 321 lbs w/ 52 in. waist
April 28, 2012: 260 lbs w/ 44 in. waist.
The goal is to be 215 lbs by September 2012.
I've learned a lot about a lot of you reading through these threads, and I want to thank each of you for your contributions. Congratulations on all your hard work, and thank you for sharing this intimate part of your lives. I look forward to being a part of this community."
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Wow these guys are even more delusional then getbiggers.
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This one made me laugh, saying he had 8-10s throwing themselves at him at 5'11 320 with a 52" waist ;D No pics of this monster tho...
I find these posts interesting. Could it be that former fatties get overconfident as they compare themselves to their former fatter self, but forget that to others, they simply look ordinary?
NN
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This one made me laugh, saying he had 8-10s throwing themselves at him at 5'11 320 with a 52" waist ;D No pics of this monster tho
;D
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His nipples are eyes and his saggy belly makes a great mouth...
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Reminds me of your other great thread, AoO. The one that the mods kept fucking around with and moving/ deleting. It was obese guys that had lost some weight and suddenly were claiming that pussy was throwing itself at them at the supermarket, in the gym - hell, even just walking down the street these dudes were getting raped by bitches hot for their stretchy bodies.
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(http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h346/chunkramwell/1336770796305.jpg)
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Well, he's had 3-4 kids - that'll take a wear and tear on the old body....
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I give everyone props that decides to change for the better. Sure, that guy looks like shit with all that loose skin, but he had to work his ass off to lose all that weight. Skinny people with loose skin > Fat fucks with no will power.
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but Army of one please post more, these make a great read ;Dagreed, i respect the fattest people out there who put dedication into getting leaner etc
but this is not the same with when some newcomers have first results and get bit too overwhelmed over themselves.thats always hilarious ;D
i wasnt any better, short after i gained my first bits of dbol bloat, id go walking in the city with spagetti tshirts, flexing everything while walking,hahaha ;D
i walked toward 1 dropdead gorgeous girl and though she might be impressed or something and when i came close she actualy made that arrogant sound/tone "pffffft" and rolled her eyes.
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then i knew i had to up the dosage.the rest is-as they say-history 8)
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(http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h346/chunkramwell/1336770796305.jpg)
Wiggs lookin' large and in charge..... ;D
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
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She was wondering why his tummy was frowning!
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I give everyone props that decides to change for the better. Sure, that guy looks like shit with all that loose skin, but he had to work his ass off to lose all that weight. Skinny people with loose skin > Fat fucks with no will power.
true true
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Well,
(http://images38.fotosik.pl/1378/a89af90db888b0f3.jpg)
(http://images46.fotosik.pl/1518/ea2a1991f10c6cd4.jpg)
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
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Well,
(http://images38.fotosik.pl/1378/a89af90db888b0f3.jpg)
(http://images46.fotosik.pl/1518/ea2a1991f10c6cd4.jpg)
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
Meltdown.
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Meltdown.
Erm, not really.
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delusional twinks
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"So tonight at the gym I am on the elliptical doing some cardio after doing a chest workout. I am wearing a pretty tight sleeveless shirt. I glance up and see a girl almost half my age giving me a much longer look than normal. Totally worth it."
Try some cocoa butter! Good job losing that weight Studboy!
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Meltdown.
this
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Erm, not really.
Yes that's a really good post actually.
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Well,
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
I haven't gone through a transformation of that magnitude but I've definitely noticed that losing some blubber and shaving/trimming ones hair makes people shy away a bit from you. I'm guessing some people think I'm a neo-nazi of some sort... therefore I'm considering growing my hair out a bit again although it's quite convenient with short hair.
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Yes that's a really good post actually.
Jesus, you should be able to sense sarcasm by this point Hulk ::) It was a good post, I was just fucking with him.
Hulkotron = Outed.
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Jesus, you should be able to sense sarcasm by this point Hulk ::) It was a good post, I was just fucking with him.
Hulkotron = Outed.
Hahah meltdown
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I haven't gone through a transformation of that magnitude but I've definitely noticed that losing some blubber and shaving/trimming ones hair makes people shy away a bit from you. I'm guessing some people think I'm a neo-nazi of some sort... therefore I'm considering growing my hair out a bit again although it's quite convenient with short hair.
Not gonna help.
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Hahah meltdown
Hulkotron's gimmick or bottom bitch? ;D
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hahahahaha
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/017/113/920_1000.jpg)
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(http://www.fitnessthroughfasting.com/images/loose-skin-after-weight-loss-man.jpg)
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(http://www.fitnessthroughfasting.com/images/loose-skin-after-weight-loss-man.jpg)
Looks like he's wearing The Elephant Man's face around his belly...
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(http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums/h346/chunkramwell/1336770796305.jpg)
Funny as FUK!
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/017/113/920_1000.jpg)
Anybody have her "before" pics? You know like before the breast implants, booty injections, weight training/clen/steroids...
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Well,
(http://images38.fotosik.pl/1378/a89af90db888b0f3.jpg)
(http://images46.fotosik.pl/1518/ea2a1991f10c6cd4.jpg)
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
Big ups on that mighty cock!
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Looks like he's wearing The Elephant Man's face around his belly...
;D
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" went to a Cinco de Mayo party, and a model-hot girl (srs... she is insanely good looking) threw herself at me. Ended up fooling around all night. "
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"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
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Well,
(http://images38.fotosik.pl/1378/a89af90db888b0f3.jpg)
(http://images46.fotosik.pl/1518/ea2a1991f10c6cd4.jpg)
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
Awesome transformation!!
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"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
The crying professional wrestling fan looking leaner....
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BBA86Hd1Ltc/0.jpg)
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"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
Haha, this one is the best.
"Fooling around all night with a 10" is bb.com slang for "jerking off later thinking about the 6 who accidentally made eye contact with me once."
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" went to a Cinco de Mayo party, and a model-hot girl (srs... she is insanely good looking) threw herself at me. Ended up fooling around jerking off all night. "
fixed
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Haha, this one is the best.
"Fooling around all night with a 10" is bb.com slang for "jerking off later thinking about the 6 who accidentally made eye contact with me once."
lol
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thats not phil heath
(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/017/174/169_1000.jpg)
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haha, atleast show a muscle when your flexing in the mirror.
"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
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" went to a Cinco de Mayo party, and a model-hot girl (srs... she is insanely good looking) threw herself at me. Ended up fooling around all night. "
Longest tibia's in the history of anatomy.
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Haha, this one is the best.
"Fooling around all night with a 10" is bb.com slang for "jerking off later thinking about the 6 who accidentally made eye contact with me once."
Or in some cases, "Followed her home and came in her mailbox."
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Or in some cases, "Followed her home and came in her mailbox."
Haha.
Now that's funny.
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These tools don't realize that these salesgirls are like sharks and can smell the desperation on these dudes and preys on them, gives them smiles and such. If a bitch was really into you, chances are she would be super shy and not as flirty. The flitier the whore, the chances are she is out to milk you of your money.
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Well,
(http://images38.fotosik.pl/1378/a89af90db888b0f3.jpg)
(http://images46.fotosik.pl/1518/ea2a1991f10c6cd4.jpg)
This is my "before" and "after". To be honest with you, when I think about it I believe those stories. I remember that I received MOST compliments when I was skinny with a little bit of definition on my arms when I lost all that spare weight. I remember girls making compliments about my "built" arms (wtf, I had no muscles whatsoever).
Now it's just silence, no one talks about my physique anymore.
I don't think it's all about them being delusional. You can see guys who look like a bag of shit everyday walking on the streets with awesome girls. They are broke, stupid but yet, they attract them somehow. I've been through all stages of "physique" development from fat to skinnyfat, skinny, bulky and now
"average gymrat level". I found out that when I felt and looked the shittiest I had most attention. I won't try to explain this psychological phenomenon but to me it has to do with stereotypical perception based on your looks and personality. I used to be described as "clumsy" and "arrogant", then when I lost my weight everyone told me how much my personality changed and how "friendly" I became and now everyone says I am "aggressive". Truth is, my personality hasn't changed at all.
Nothing gay about the second pic,nothing at all...
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"I walked out of my job and I saw a girl walking with her boyfriend. The woman took a look at me and did a double take and straight stared at me while walking by"
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"I walked out of my job and I saw a girl walking with her boyfriend. The woman took a look at me and did a double take and straight stared at me while walking by"
Probably cause he has a hat over his face.
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"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
haha, i am sure the sales women just loved his toupee looking hair lol
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At least now we know what McLovin grows up to look like. ;D
that's the first thing that came to mind when i saw the pic too.
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Or in some cases, "Followed her home and came in her mailbox."
Yes "Followed her home and defecated in her laundry basket."
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"I walked out of my job and I saw a girl walking with her boyfriend. The woman took a look at me and did a double take and straight stared at me while walking by"
haha lol ;D
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;D ;D
"On Sat after working out, I decided to run to Costco to buy some grubbage for the week. I was standing in line waiting to check out and noticed a ridiculously hot jailbait with her mom checking out next to me. Every time I looked over there I noticed she would look away and tell her mom something. Finally, on our way out (I was in directly in front of them) I heard her tell her mom that I had a sexy body and I must workout to which I turned around and said "Thanks and I do work out" Consequently, JB turned tomato red and finally said I didn't think u heard me my gosh I'm so embarrassed. I just laughed and so did her mom it was pretty funny."
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;D ;D
"On Sat after working out, I decided to run to Costco to buy some grubbage for the week. I was standing in line waiting to check out and noticed a ridiculously hot jailbait with her mom checking out next to me. Every time I looked over there I noticed she would look away and tell her mom something. Finally, on our way out (I was in directly in front of them) I heard her tell her mom that I had a sexy body and I must workout to which I turned around and said "Thanks and I do work out" Consequently, JB turned tomato red and finally said I didn't think u heard me my gosh I'm so embarrassed. I just laughed and so did her mom it was pretty funny."
AOO,where are you getting these stories? Is there a specific part of bodybuilding.com dedicated to these stories?
And lol at the above story. Man people really do like to believe the craziest stuff
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;D ;D
"On Sat after working out, I decided to run to Costco to buy some grubbage for the week. I was standing in line waiting to check out and noticed a ridiculously hot jailbait with her mom checking out next to me. Every time I looked over there I noticed she would look away and tell her mom something. Finally, on our way out (I was in directly in front of them) I heard her tell her mom that I had a sexy body and I must workout to which I turned around and said "Thanks and I do work out" Consequently, JB turned tomato red and finally said I didn't think u heard me my gosh I'm so embarrassed. I just laughed and so did her mom it was pretty funny."
Oh no. he misplaced a quotation mark.
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AOO,where are you getting these stories? Is there a specific part of bodybuilding.com dedicated to these stories?
And lol at the above story. Man people really do like to believe the craziest stuff
Here, theres hundreds
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=898532
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This one got stopped by Sebastian
Definitely starting to notice more. I'm a humble guy so this doesn't really go my head. Just pushes me to get more results. In the last 24 hours, this has happened.
1. Some family from Europe it looked like stopped me on the boardwalk, acted like he wanted directions, then asked me 'what team I play for'. 2. Last night, I got this hot ASS girls phone number. We were getting it on hot and heavy at the bar. This would NOT have happened 3 months ago. This girl was pure fire. The South Beach type of hottie.
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HAHAHAHA. like he should talk.
(http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2012/05/03/37929932/profilepic/1axxGYYjqbcWw3QvJK5pOZbg0Gp0000p.jpeg)
I saw a lady friend at a party on the weekend a few days ago. She was saying how much better I looked. It's been a few months since i've seen her, about 30lbs.
She used to be pretty smokin', but she was wearing this very tight dress, and was developing a bit of a gut... I'm thinking "poor girl has really let herself go"
Or shes pregnant. In which case she shouldn't have been doing shots of Makers Mark and smoking all of my cigarettes.
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HAHAHAHA. like he should talk.
(http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2012/05/03/37929932/profilepic/1axxGYYjqbcWw3QvJK5pOZbg0Gp0000p.jpeg)
I saw a lady friend at a party on the weekend a few days ago. She was saying how much better I looked. It's been a few months since i've seen her, about 30lbs.
She used to be pretty smokin', but she was wearing this very tight dress, and was developing a bit of a gut... I'm thinking "poor girl has really let herself go"
Or shes pregnant. In which case she shouldn't have been doing shots of Makers Mark and smoking all of my cigarettes.
haha, so delusional. He is the LAST one who should be ripping on anyone else. What an idiot.
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Or in some cases, "Followed her home and came in her mailbox."
Hahahahaha, now that made cyp laugh :D
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;D ;D
"On Sat after working out, I decided to run to Costco to buy some grubbage for the week. I was standing in line waiting to check out and noticed a ridiculously hot jailbait with her mom checking out next to me. Every time I looked over there I noticed she would look away and tell her mom something. Finally, on our way out (I was in directly in front of them) I heard her tell her mom that I had a sexy body and I must workout to which I turned around and said "Thanks and I do work out" Consequently, JB turned tomato red and finally said I didn't think u heard me my gosh I'm so embarrassed. I just laughed and so did her mom it was pretty funny."
Yep, really believe this guy.
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"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."
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"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."
haha, sure he was a 240 bodybuilder and now gets better looking girls now that he is slimmed down ha lol
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/icqvkj.jpg)
I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace
haha lol
In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.
I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:
-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach
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Bodybuilder type body
*is 166 lbs with 14% bf*
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"Yeah I can't get over the stares. I can honestly say that before I lost weight I had never really had any girl look at me, and now if I even go out for 5 minutes they'll all be staring!!!"
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priceless, plz post more. I love that tubby fucks pedo fantasy. I doubt the 'hot jailbait' was thinking anything but ewww gross old man
bb.com is comedy gold.. most of those delusional skinny-fats think they're a few months and a tub of creatine away from being 200+ onstage
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"i was at the store the other day buying caned tuna and chicken in the checkout lane and there was either something crazy going on behind me or she just did a double take at me like i was a complete shock to the system.(she was probly in her late 30's early 40's)
also the other day i whent to gnc to buy some vitamins
i hardly said 2 words to the clerk so either she was a vitamin freak or something but she couldnt stop giggling or grining from ear to ear. maybe the reaction trained to do but i think i can tell the difference from being helpfull to being giddy. (she was probly 25-30)"
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Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post ;D
"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.
But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.
So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"
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Another classic
"I had an awesome night on Friday - met up in London who I hadn't seen in a while who brought a friend of hers I hadn't met before. Took off my jumper a bit later and she said 'oooh look at your arms!". She got the gun show Five minutes later she was sitting on my lap asking for my number"
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Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post ;D
"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.
But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.
So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"
ahahaha ;D
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Fucking love this shit. Genuinely laughing out loud here.
These studs can't even go buy a can of soup without women trying to fuck them. ;D ;D
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"Lol today i had someone look at my tricep as i had my arm straight and he said ''holy crap did you know you have that massive bump on your arm'' lol that made my day (my triceps are probably the biggest gains ive made in all my body)."
"Was at a party the other day had long time friend was there, she was going on about how manly i look as she was feeling up my chest. I love how muscular my chest is getting."
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"My life has changed completly, everything is much easier, never had that much friend. And the attention from the lady's is just crazy :P I now enjoy clubing(alcool free lol)!"
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I bet these
delusional fucktards pussy magnets cant walk down the street without panties thrown at em ::) BB.com= delusional.com
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"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "
LMFAO
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"i was at the store the other day buying caned tuna and chicken in the checkout lane and there was either something crazy going on behind me or she just did a double take at me like i was a complete shock to the system.(she was probly in her late 30's early 40's)
also the other day i whent to gnc to buy some vitamins
i hardly said 2 words to the clerk so either she was a vitamin freak or something but she couldnt stop giggling or grining from ear to ear. maybe the reaction trained to do but i think i can tell the difference from being helpfull to being giddy. (she was probly 25-30)"
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Do these texts really belong to these persons?
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;D
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Keep them coming
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/017/195/808_1000.jpg)
"i liek to get fucked by tito"
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/icqvkj.jpg)
I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace
haha lol
In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.
I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:
-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach
How cute....his 'purely platonic guy friend' is so encouraging
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encourage them to register here so that their false confidence can be shattered.
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Surely these are all "before" pics, right?
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lol its like a squadfather story except its for real
Lol
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Boggles the mind, it really does. Did anybody inform them that comments coming from their own mother and other female relatives do not count? Idiots.
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Not one of these guys actually claim to have picked up a girl which is funny. They are dillusional to the stares but until one actually claims to have picked up a girl, it is all comedy gold.
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Not one of these guys actually claim to have picked up a girl which is funny. They are dillusional to the stares but until one actually claims to have picked up a girl, it is all comedy gold.
Girl: (thinking) so that is the ugly, unfit schmoe that keeps staring at Lisa on the treadmill.
Guy: (thinking) shes looking at me! For 2 seconds! 3 years of working out was worth it! I must post on the Internet.
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(http://ep.xhamster.com/000/017/195/808_1000.jpg)
"i liek to get fucked by tito"
Nice post Tito
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"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."
lol at the cut remark. Although, Gh15 would put this guy at 8%. lol
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encourage them to register here so that their false confidence can be shattered.
240, you should do one for shits and giggles. Use your own photo and everything. But try to hide the fact that your 240. Put something like 233 or bust or something. lol
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Guys, they are natural and have shit genetics. Some of them earn my respect because they are actually trying. Of course without drugs they fail miserably, that's why they have to make up those stories in order to convince themselves what they're doing is worthwhile. In reality, few cycles of tren and prop on the top of their hard work is all they need to do.
That doesn't apply to some of them who are still lazy fatasses, just not eating as much as previously. Those guys are of second type, pathological liars. When I was a kid I knew a guy we used to call Garol, or something. He used to spend his whole summer at her grandmother's. It was Poland in early 1990's, when majority of people lived in blocks of flats, so did we. Among kids at the playground he was somewhat a local star due to his made up stories about his wealth and family. His ordinary bicycle was, according to him, some super-duper-hi-tech bicycle for shitloads of money, gift from his another grandmna, who he claimed to be a lawyer. In reality, he was piss poor fat kid who manipulated other guys into believing his fantasies are true. Everyone but me, that is. I think that is the case with those guys. They live in their "I am awesome" land. Fact that they are willing to share it online is pretty creepy tho.
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love to titty fuck that belly of him
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I think a lot of these wouldn't be so outrageous if these guys had good looking faces. A fat good looking guy who looses weight and still has is looks in the face is going to get a lot of attn. I'm no homersexual but most of the guys in this thread probably don't have the greatest looks.
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Guys, they are natural and have shit genetics. Some of them earn my respect because they are actually trying. Of course without drugs they fail miserably, that's why they have to make up those stories in order to convince themselves what they're doing is worthwhile. In reality, few cycles of tren and prop on the top of their hard work is all they need to do.
That doesn't apply to some of them who are still lazy fatasses, just not eating as much as previously. Those guys are of second type, pathological liars. When I was a kid I knew a guy we used to call Garol, or something. He used to spend his whole summer at her grandmother's. It was Poland in early 1990's, when majority of people lived in blocks of flats, so did we. Among kids at the playground he was somewhat a local star due to his made up stories about his wealth and family. His ordinary bicycle was, according to him, some super-duper-hi-tech bicycle for shitloads of money, gift from his another grandmna, who he claimed to be a lawyer. In reality, he was piss poor fat kid who manipulated other guys into believing his fantasies are true. Everyone but me, that is. I think that is the case with those guys. They live in their "I am awesome" land. Fact that they are willing to share it online is pretty creepy tho.
that's suckmymuscle you're describing there without the "local star"
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/icqvkj.jpg)
I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace
haha lol
In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.
I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:
-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach
pussy hair of the abdomen is a good look. a real good look.
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michael barrymore looking better than I expected
Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post ;D
"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.
But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.
So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"
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michael barrymore looking better than I expected
;D ;D Nice bloke but wish he wouldn't keep putting his fags out in the pool!
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;D ;D Nice bloke but wish he wouldn't keep putting his fags out in the pool!
Hahaha gayer than the box labelled 'pool toys' in barrymore's shed.
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Hahaha gayer than the box labelled 'pool toys' in barrymore's shed.
Are you suggesting that when Barrymoore's lawyers argued that his anus was gaped to 10 inches because of the impact of the water when he dived in, that they may have not been telling the truth,BigCyp?
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"So far I have lost 39 lbs and went from obese to somewhat muscular, the treatment is noticably different. Like the time in a Publix supermarket where a lady in her 20s was checking me out with a slight blush on her face."
5'4", 146 lbs
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hahahaha
"All my life, friends and family alike have never treated my exercise seriously.
When I was a teenager and other kids were playing ball or doing whatever else, I was mocked for practicing martial arts, lifting, or boxing.
Until I got in a fight and then it would be all anybody talked about for a week or two.
"That guy said it was like getting hit with a piece of steel"
"Did you see how fast he threw that kick?"
"Don't piss him off"
In the Marine Corps, it was different, everyone was more like-minded, I guess.
But as a civilian again...I'd hear the negativity:
"Look at the size of your arms! Why do you want arms that big?"
"Why would you need to lift so much weight?""
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Yea because she saw your left bollock hanging outside your shorts
"So far I have lost 39 lbs and went from obese to somewhat muscular, the treatment is noticably different. Like the time in a Publix supermarket where a lady in her 20s was checking me out with a slight blush on her face."
5'4", 146 lbs
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:o
"I work at an electronics manufacturing plant and we have to wear these big blue smocks over our clothes.
Well one day I was outside on break and it was hot, so I took it off. and I was wearing a muscle cut polo shirt, Some chick who works there came up and started talking me up, I went back in, thought not much of it.
Then I got back in and checked my work e-mail and she was saying "OMG, I never knew how big your arms were? and asked me what she had to do to get a pic of me w my shirt off........"
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I like to wear UnderArmour tucked into my jeans too.
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"ALSO, I was so confident with my fatloss and muscle growth when I was home that I PROPOSED TO MY NOW FIANCE! YAY! Maybe I was too stoked about it, she's now got a ring worth about $8000 on her finger. Oh well! She was so proud of me, and SHE WANTED TO SHOW ME OFF, that when I wasn't riding my bike and wearing full gear, she made me strut a black wife beater around because she said my shoulders and arms were "godly" and she made me wear a black wife beater nearly the entire time I was home on leave. She said that the sex also progressed from "great" to "INSANE" because she said I acted like a total beast in the bedroom and turned her into a ragdoll (I'm thinking the 17-hydroxy-mesterone may have also played a part in it ) And she couldn't keep her hands off my arms.
I ran into an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated, but she wouldn't commit because I was large) and she couldn't believe how I looked, she worked at the bike shop and I ordered some new grips and she STOLE MY PHONE NUMBER OFF THE COMPUTER DATABASE AT THE SHOP!!! and called me inviting me over to her place so she could "make up to me" SHE LIVES 2 HOUSES DOWN FROM MY FIANCE!!! No no no guys I didn't go over there (she just recently had a kid, blech) and I'm pretty sure that would have messed things up w/ my fiance and all. But I gotta admit it felt good to be "hunted" like that.
I also ran into another female friend of mine who begged me to "roll up my sleeves and flex" for her because we hugged and she felt my biceps against her LOL. She just kept grabbing and grabbing on it and feeling me up saying nothing but "wow" and "holy ****" She told me that if Jenna and I ever split that I would need to definitely give her a call, that she'd make herself "wide open" (with a wink) for me.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! WTF is up with people? Those were my first interactions with civilian women since having begun my transformation and the difference was NIGHT AND DAY! Absolutely absurd. My head has never been so swollen in my life. I had girls offer to get me drinks WHILE HOLDING MY FIANCE'S HAND when I was at a Trust Company concert."
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"an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated)"
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"an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated)"
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He must have denied her front row tickets to the gun show at the last moment!
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"I was at a party last night and I was wearing a tank under my shirt. We were playing the fine drinking game of beer pong and it got hot so I took my shirt off. I was getting stared at by the chicks all night long and people started calling me "Dolph" and "The hoff" and stuff"
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are there any black dudes making claims like this, or is it just basically the white fellas?
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I slay pussy...
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are there any black dudes making claims like this, or is it just basically the white fellas?
if they could write, i'm sure sure they would :D
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They all "got stared at all night by 10s" and "she was rubbing my arms and saying I was hot"
yet they fuck none.
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haha
"Wanted to post another story of being treated differently. My old boss is a runner and basically a 55 year old jock who doesn't realize high school is over. Four or five years ago I was pushing 3 bills and had on a shirt that said "I live to sprint" with a 70s jogger on it(I know classic poke fun at one's self fat guy move). Anyways he comes in looks at me condisendingly as hell and says "That IS a joke right?" Made me feel like a bum.
So flash forward to Friday. He's in a different department now and we hadn't seen each other in months. He comes into my office and flips out. Goes on and on about my weight loss and how much muscle mass I have now. Then he actually starts asking me for advice and says he's gained 30lbs in a year. Man did that feel awesome.
I actually work in a big place with a lot of people and suddenly have lots of folks stopping by to check me out and ask for help. Good to be that guy in the office for once."
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haha, these are priceless although this guy don't look too bad
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"I was at a party last night and I was wearing a tank under my shirt. We were playing the fine drinking game of beer pong and it got hot so I took my shirt off. I was getting stared at by the chicks all night long and people started calling me "Dolph" and "The hoff" and stuff"
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Bump....this thread is gold lål
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Bump....this thread is gold lål
Nice bump, had a good laugh rereading these.I'll see if more have been added.
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Nice bump, had a good laugh rereading these.I'll see if more have been added.
lol do that..its one of the funniest threads ever :D
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Haha... oh my.. I don't have time to read too much of this, but shit is hilarious.
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lol classic thread
Great bump by KJB
Some classic posts by The Great One and also by Tito24 here.
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Comedy gold!! ;D
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TBH, it's probably better to LLS but think you look great than to look great but think you LLS.
Being delusional has kept these chaps happy at least.