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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #100 on: May 15, 2012, 07:46:45 AM »
Boggles the mind, it really does. Did anybody inform them that comments coming from their own mother and other female relatives do not count? Idiots.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #101 on: May 15, 2012, 07:52:44 AM »
Not one of these guys actually claim to have picked up a girl which is funny.  They are dillusional to the stares but until one actually claims to have picked up a girl, it is all comedy gold.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #102 on: May 15, 2012, 07:30:03 PM »
Not one of these guys actually claim to have picked up a girl which is funny.  They are dillusional to the stares but until one actually claims to have picked up a girl, it is all comedy gold.
Girl: (thinking) so that is the ugly, unfit schmoe that keeps staring at Lisa on the treadmill.
Guy: (thinking) shes looking at me! For 2 seconds! 3 years of working out was worth it! I must post on the Internet.
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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #103 on: May 15, 2012, 07:30:35 PM »



"i liek to get fucked by tito"

Nice post Tito

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #104 on: May 15, 2012, 08:23:00 PM »
"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."

lol at the cut remark. Although, Gh15 would put this guy at 8%. lol

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #105 on: May 15, 2012, 08:25:55 PM »
encourage them to register here so that their false confidence can be shattered.

240, you should do one for shits and giggles. Use your own photo and everything. But try to hide the fact that your 240. Put something like 233 or bust or something. lol

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2012, 04:51:55 PM »
Guys, they are natural and have shit genetics. Some of them earn my respect because they are actually trying. Of course without drugs they fail miserably, that's why they have to make up those stories in order to convince themselves what they're doing is worthwhile. In reality, few cycles of tren and prop on the top of their hard work is all they need to do.

That doesn't apply to some of them who are still lazy fatasses, just not eating as much as previously. Those guys are of second type, pathological liars. When I was a kid I knew a guy we used to call Garol, or something. He used to spend his whole summer at her grandmother's. It was Poland in early 1990's, when majority of people lived in blocks of flats, so did we. Among kids at the playground he was somewhat a local star due to his made up stories about his wealth and family. His ordinary bicycle was, according to him, some super-duper-hi-tech bicycle for shitloads of money, gift from his another grandmna, who he claimed to be a lawyer. In reality, he was piss poor fat kid who manipulated other guys into believing his fantasies are true. Everyone but me, that is. I think that is the case with those guys. They live in their "I am awesome" land. Fact that they are willing to share it online is pretty creepy tho.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #107 on: May 19, 2012, 05:24:46 PM »
love to titty fuck that belly of him

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #108 on: May 20, 2012, 12:59:15 PM »
I think a lot of these wouldn't be so outrageous if these guys had good looking faces. A fat good looking guy who looses weight and still has is looks in the face is going to get a lot of attn. I'm no homersexual but most of the guys in this thread probably don't have the greatest looks.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #109 on: May 20, 2012, 01:18:05 PM »
Guys, they are natural and have shit genetics. Some of them earn my respect because they are actually trying. Of course without drugs they fail miserably, that's why they have to make up those stories in order to convince themselves what they're doing is worthwhile. In reality, few cycles of tren and prop on the top of their hard work is all they need to do.

That doesn't apply to some of them who are still lazy fatasses, just not eating as much as previously. Those guys are of second type, pathological liars. When I was a kid I knew a guy we used to call Garol, or something. He used to spend his whole summer at her grandmother's. It was Poland in early 1990's, when majority of people lived in blocks of flats, so did we. Among kids at the playground he was somewhat a local star due to his made up stories about his wealth and family. His ordinary bicycle was, according to him, some super-duper-hi-tech bicycle for shitloads of money, gift from his another grandmna, who he claimed to be a lawyer. In reality, he was piss poor fat kid who manipulated other guys into believing his fantasies are true. Everyone but me, that is. I think that is the case with those guys. They live in their "I am awesome" land. Fact that they are willing to share it online is pretty creepy tho.

that's suckmymuscle you're describing there without the "local star"

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2012, 12:40:44 AM »


I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace

haha lol

In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.


I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:

-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach


pussy hair of the abdomen is a good look.  a real good look.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #111 on: May 31, 2012, 05:41:43 AM »
michael barrymore looking better than I expected
Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post  ;D

"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.

But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.

So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #112 on: June 01, 2012, 05:53:01 AM »
michael barrymore looking better than I expected

 ;D ;D Nice bloke but wish he wouldn't keep putting his fags out in the pool!
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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #113 on: June 01, 2012, 07:14:24 AM »
;D ;D Nice bloke but wish he wouldn't keep putting his fags out in the pool!

Hahaha gayer than the box labelled 'pool toys' in barrymore's shed.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #114 on: June 01, 2012, 08:01:48 AM »
Hahaha gayer than the box labelled 'pool toys' in barrymore's shed.

Are you suggesting that when Barrymoore's lawyers argued that his anus was gaped to 10 inches because of the impact of the water when he dived in, that they may have not been telling the truth,BigCyp?

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #115 on: June 01, 2012, 08:07:07 AM »
"So far I have lost 39 lbs and went from obese to somewhat muscular, the treatment is noticably different. Like the time in a Publix supermarket where a lady in her 20s was checking me out with a slight blush on her face."

5'4", 146 lbs

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #116 on: June 01, 2012, 08:10:11 AM »
hahahaha

"All my life, friends and family alike have never treated my exercise seriously.

When I was a teenager and other kids were playing ball or doing whatever else, I was mocked for practicing martial arts, lifting, or boxing.
Until I got in a fight and then it would be all anybody talked about for a week or two.
"That guy said it was like getting hit with a piece of steel"
"Did you see how fast he threw that kick?"
"Don't piss him off"

In the Marine Corps, it was different, everyone was more like-minded, I guess.

But as a civilian again...I'd hear the negativity:
"Look at the size of your arms! Why do you want arms that big?"
"Why would you need to lift so much weight?""

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #117 on: June 01, 2012, 10:14:01 AM »
Yea because she saw your left bollock hanging outside your shorts
"So far I have lost 39 lbs and went from obese to somewhat muscular, the treatment is noticably different. Like the time in a Publix supermarket where a lady in her 20s was checking me out with a slight blush on her face."

5'4", 146 lbs

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #118 on: June 01, 2012, 03:59:09 PM »
 :o

"I work at an electronics manufacturing plant and we have to wear these big blue smocks over our clothes.

Well one day I was outside on break and it was hot, so I took it off. and I was wearing a muscle cut polo shirt, Some chick who works there came up and started talking me up, I went back in, thought not much of it.

Then I got back in and checked my work e-mail and she was saying "OMG, I never knew how big your arms were? and asked me what she had to do to get a pic of me w my shirt off........"

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #119 on: June 01, 2012, 04:05:41 PM »
I like to wear UnderArmour tucked into my jeans too.

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #120 on: June 01, 2012, 04:14:09 PM »
 ;D

"ALSO, I was so confident with my fatloss and muscle growth when I was home that I PROPOSED TO MY NOW FIANCE!   YAY! Maybe I was too stoked about it, she's now got a ring worth about $8000 on her finger. Oh well! She was so proud of me, and SHE WANTED TO SHOW ME OFF, that when I wasn't riding my bike and wearing full gear, she made me strut a black wife beater around because she said my shoulders and arms were "godly" and she made me wear a black wife beater nearly the entire time I was home on leave. She said that the sex also progressed from "great" to "INSANE" because she said I acted like a total beast in the bedroom and turned her into a ragdoll (I'm thinking the 17-hydroxy-mesterone may have also played a part in it ) And she couldn't keep her hands off my arms.

I ran into an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated, but she wouldn't commit because I was large) and she couldn't believe how I looked, she worked at the bike shop and I ordered some new grips and she STOLE MY PHONE NUMBER OFF THE COMPUTER DATABASE AT THE SHOP!!! and called me inviting me over to her place so she could "make up to me" SHE LIVES 2 HOUSES DOWN FROM MY FIANCE!!! No no no guys I didn't go over there (she just recently had a kid, blech) and I'm pretty sure that would have messed things up w/ my fiance and all. But I gotta admit it felt good to be "hunted" like that.

I also ran into another female friend of mine who begged me to "roll up my sleeves and flex" for her because we hugged and she felt my biceps against her LOL. She just kept grabbing and grabbing on it and feeling me up saying nothing but "wow" and "holy ****" She told me that if Jenna and I ever split that I would need to definitely give her a call, that she'd make herself "wide open" (with a wink) for me.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! WTF is up with people? Those were my first interactions with civilian women since having begun my transformation and the difference was NIGHT AND DAY! Absolutely absurd. My head has never been so swollen in my life. I had girls offer to get me drinks WHILE HOLDING MY FIANCE'S HAND when I was at a Trust Company concert."


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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #121 on: June 01, 2012, 04:17:13 PM »
"an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated)"

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #122 on: June 01, 2012, 04:22:27 PM »
"an old female "friend" (that I nearly dated)"

 ;D

He must have denied her front row tickets to the gun show at the last moment!

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #123 on: June 01, 2012, 04:25:36 PM »
 :D

"I was at a party last night and I was wearing a tank under my shirt. We were playing the fine drinking game of beer pong and it got hot so I took my shirt off. I was getting stared at by the chicks all night long and people started calling me "Dolph" and "The hoff" and stuff"

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Re: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!!
« Reply #124 on: June 01, 2012, 04:46:27 PM »
are there any black dudes making claims like this, or is it just basically the white fellas?