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Title: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 01:25:52 PM

Praise the Lord!
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 04, 2012, 01:31:03 PM
Nice that imaginary friends save lifes....
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: _bruce_ on June 04, 2012, 01:32:12 PM
Praise him!   :)
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 04, 2012, 01:34:06 PM

Praise the Lord!

Fucking propaganda , Jesus couldn't save him until he had nothing left  ::) it's always the same story degenerates always seem to find God
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 01:38:48 PM

Praise the Lord!

I think the X and the pain pills had more to do with his issues than the anabolics did.

Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: outby43 on June 04, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
why would he save some random no name wrestler from drugs but will let thousands of innocent kids die daily?  I am beginning to think this Jesus fella is kinda sadistic.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 01:41:16 PM
Fucking propaganda , Jesus couldn't save him until he had nothing left  ::) it's always the same story degenerates always seem to find God

Not really!!! Shawn Michaels didn't lose his fortune. Neither did Ted DiBiase (though he almost did, when his wife nearly left him, after finding out he'd been screwing around).

Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 04, 2012, 01:42:34 PM
why is Jesus no where to be found when little altar boys are being forced to ram cocks in their oral and anal cavity?

...This JC fella must be some kinda of pervert.
Itīs not Jesusī fault....he never existed.   :-\
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 04, 2012, 01:44:04 PM
why would he save some random no name wrestler from drugs but will let thousands of innocent kids die daily?  I am beginning to think this Jesus fella is kinda sadistic.

You have to understand it's ' All part of our Father's plan ' who are we to dare question him and all his glory?  ::)

Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: dr.chimps on June 04, 2012, 01:44:28 PM
Where was Jeebus before he started all the drugs?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 04, 2012, 01:51:42 PM
Where was Jeebus before he started all the drugs?

Jeebus turned a blind eye while his daddy abused him , so much for Gentle Jesus meek and mild  ::)

Another manufactured testimonial about the how the lords loves is the answer  ::)

Leni Riefenstahl would be proud of CBN
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: deadz on June 04, 2012, 01:54:45 PM
Another drug addict turns to jesus for guidance. LOL. Fuck religion and all it's sheep.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 01:58:58 PM
(http://i.b5z.net/i/u/1172788/i/robby_rage_2_ezr.jpg)
The guy had an IFBB caliber physique.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Hulkotron on June 04, 2012, 02:30:28 PM
All the way big dude, that Jesus.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Hulkotron on June 04, 2012, 03:31:07 PM
Jesus repped the whole stack on the upright rows machine at the Bethlehem Gold's  :o :o
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: delta9mda on June 04, 2012, 04:51:57 PM
why is Jesus no where to be found when little altar boys are being forced to ram cocks in their oral and anal cavity?

...This JC fella must be some kinda of pervert.
that is the catholic church for you, not Jesus
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Archer77 on June 04, 2012, 05:02:16 PM
Nothing worse than a convert.   They never realize they are simply exchanging one drug for another.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 05:46:37 PM
Nothing worse than a convert.   They never realize they are simply exchanging one drug for another.
Thank you for your expert opinion. Now if you would, please provide wit a synopsis of Church history in the 18th century Mediterranean region.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Archer77 on June 04, 2012, 06:11:26 PM
Thank you for your expert opinion. Now if you would, please provide wit a synopsis of Church history in the 18th century Mediterranean region.

A bunch of idiots believing something ridiculous, the end.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: indie-lad on June 04, 2012, 06:23:24 PM
A bunch of idiots believing something ridiculous, the end.

LOL.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 06:39:34 PM
A bunch of idiots believing something ridiculous, the end.
I know a learned gentleman like yourself certainly could give us a background in Church history. If you could please.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Archer77 on June 04, 2012, 06:43:37 PM
I know a learned gentleman like yourself certainly could give us a background in Church history. If you could please.

I did
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 06:52:15 PM
I did
18th Century Church history in the Mediterranean Region? Could you even point it out on a map?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Archer77 on June 04, 2012, 07:01:06 PM
18th Century Church history in the Mediterranean Region? Could you even point it out on a map?

Yes. I just did at home, so there. 
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 07:06:02 PM
Yes. I just did at home, so there. 
So you're really not very bright, are you?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Archer77 on June 04, 2012, 07:08:48 PM
So you're really not very bright, are you?

Bright enough to point out the Mediterranean region on the map.  According to your criteria for intelligence that makes me pretty smart.  Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: The Ugly on June 04, 2012, 07:10:08 PM
There is/was no Jesus.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 07:34:07 PM
Bright enough to point out the Mediterranean region on the map.  According to your criteria for intelligence that makes me pretty smart.  Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.
I had actually asked for a brief synopsis on 18th century Church history in the Mediterranean region. Your inability to do so prompted the rhetorical question of your ability to indicate it's whereabouts on a map.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 07:41:50 PM
There is/was no Jesus.

Actually, there was. He's been historically verified more times than I care to count.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: The Ugly on June 04, 2012, 07:43:08 PM
Actually, there was. He's been historically verified more times than I care to count.

Only in religious text.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 07:43:56 PM
Only in religious text.

Nope! There are at least a dozen non-religious text that cite the existence of Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: jephrius on June 04, 2012, 07:46:07 PM
The Archer, The Ugly and their ilk have absolutely no idea what they are talking about. Just parrotin what they've heard said about religion on bodybuilding forums.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: The Ugly on June 04, 2012, 08:03:22 PM
Nope! There are at least a dozen non-religious text that cite the existence of Jesus Christ.

Can you cite something?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
Can you cite something?

The works of Tacitus is one such source. Book 15, chapter 44:

Such indeed were the precautions of human wisdom. The next thing was to seek means of propitiating the gods, and recourse was had to the Sibylline books, by the direction of which prayers were offered to Vulcanus, Ceres, and Proserpina. Juno, too, was entreated by the matrons, first, in the Capitol, then on the nearest part of the coast, whence water was procured to sprinkle the fane and image of the goddess. And there were sacred banquets and nightly vigils celebrated by married women. But all human efforts, all the lavish gifts of the emperor, and the propitiations of the gods, did not banish the sinister belief that the conflagration was the result of an order. Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: The Ugly on June 04, 2012, 08:26:13 PM
The works of Tacitus is one such source. Book 15, chapter 44:

Such indeed were the precautions of human wisdom. The next thing was to seek means of propitiating the gods, and recourse was had to the Sibylline books, by the direction of which prayers were offered to Vulcanus, Ceres, and Proserpina. Juno, too, was entreated by the matrons, first, in the Capitol, then on the nearest part of the coast, whence water was procured to sprinkle the fane and image of the goddess. And there were sacred banquets and nightly vigils celebrated by married women. But all human efforts, all the lavish gifts of the emperor, and the propitiations of the gods, did not banish the sinister belief that the conflagration was the result of an order. Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular.

Thank you. I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Straw Man on June 04, 2012, 08:27:38 PM
The works of Tacitus is one such source. Book 15, chapter 44:

Such indeed were the precautions of human wisdom. The next thing was to seek means of propitiating the gods, and recourse was had to the Sibylline books, by the direction of which prayers were offered to Vulcanus, Ceres, and Proserpina. Juno, too, was entreated by the matrons, first, in the Capitol, then on the nearest part of the coast, whence water was procured to sprinkle the fane and image of the goddess. And there were sacred banquets and nightly vigils celebrated by married women. But all human efforts, all the lavish gifts of the emperor, and the propitiations of the gods, did not banish the sinister belief that the conflagration was the result of an order. Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judæa, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular.

this basically is a source that lends support that groups of people who, called themselves or were called, "christians" existed back then

is that your point ?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 08:31:28 PM
this basically is a source that lends support that groups of people who, called themselves or were called, "christians" existed back then

is that your point ?

And on whom was this group based again?


If you follow the posts, you'll get the point.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Straw Man on June 04, 2012, 08:35:03 PM
Try following the posts. You'll get the point.

what I stated is the only possible point you've made so far

Scientologists exist today

does that mean Xenu is real ?
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: MCWAY on June 04, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
what I stated is the only possible point you've made so far

Scientologists exist today

does that mean Xenu is real ?

That simply means you don't read very well. The claim was that there was no Jesus and there was no documentation of His existence outside religious text. That is simply incorrect.

What I posted was simply one of several non-religious text that cite the existence of Jesus Christ, specifically describing Him as the origin of the group known as Christian, when He was put to death, and who ordered His execution.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Straw Man on June 04, 2012, 08:49:00 PM
That simply means you don't read very well. The claim was that there was no Jesus and there was no documentation of His existence outside religious text. That is simply incorrect.

What I posted was simply one of several non-religious text that cite the existence of Jesus Christ, specifically describing Him as the origin of the group known as Christian, when He was put to death, and who ordered His execution.

the reference to a Christus or Christ is not a name or a person

it's a title

the historical figure you refer to as Jesus Christ could very well have existed but this is a reference (contemporaneous to the author) about a group of people called "christians"

Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: deceiver on June 05, 2012, 03:34:39 AM
I had actually asked for a brief synopsis on 18th century Church history in the Mediterranean region. Your inability to do so prompted the rhetorical question of your ability to indicate it's whereabouts on a map.

Who fucking cares about history of some random pathetic cult? Who cares about history anyway? What you americans don't get is even a monkey can learn facts. It's solving REAL problems that makes one intelligent, not dabbling in some ancient bullshit.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Parker on June 05, 2012, 03:40:20 AM
Itīs not Jesusī fault....he never existed.   :-\
Are you sure Hey-Zeus never existed, or are you parroting another one of those "popular" beliefs?

I don't believe Uncle Sam exists, but every April 15th, he says, "Bitch, better have my money!"
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: gracie bjj on June 05, 2012, 05:46:18 AM
people are fools if they believe there is a higher being lookin out for us, go tell that jesus crap to parents whos kids are dying of cancer in the hospital  ::)
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Parker on June 05, 2012, 06:52:13 AM
people are fools if they believe there is a higher being lookin out for us, go tell that jesus crap to parents whos kids are dying of cancer in the hospital  ::)
"Jesus loves your child...you just made the wrong decision on who you had a child with."
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Jon Harridan on June 05, 2012, 07:00:18 AM
Praise the Lord, hallelujah!
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 05, 2012, 07:02:09 AM
"Jesus loves your child...you just made the wrong decision on who you had a child with."

LMFAO what backwards ass logic this is , Jesus is God , God created everything including the cancer that kills humans
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: gracie bjj on June 05, 2012, 07:06:58 AM
LMFAO what backwards ass logic this is , Jesus is God , God created everything including the cancer that kills humans

it was the womens fault, they are evil. it supposedly was eve that bit adams cock off in the garden of eden, women are very evil and you young guys should take heed
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 05, 2012, 07:13:01 AM
it was the womens fault, they are evil. it supposedly was eve that bit adams cock off in the garden of eden, women are very evil and you young guys should take heed

Christianity has always had a long disdain for women , no surprise

blame can never be assigned to God 
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: gracie bjj on June 05, 2012, 07:17:41 AM
i just threw my bible out my window and when i cut my lawn later im gonna shred it >:(
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: gracie bjj on June 05, 2012, 07:31:07 AM
im turning to satanism and see if the devil has some better offers, gods only around when the goings good, once shit hits the fan he bolts >:(
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: deceiver on June 05, 2012, 10:26:46 AM
im turning to satanism and see if the devil has some better offers, gods only around when the goings good, once shit hits the fan he bolts >:(

Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: LATS on June 05, 2012, 12:02:25 PM
 i do love when people give all credit to god.. my neighbor , who is in college, told me god intervened in her life last week.. she is taking a summer course in college and she found out that she could not afford the required book.. she prayed about it and two days later she found one in a used book store for just a couple of bucks.. she told me HE took care of her.. i asked " so god took time to find you a book but let millions of others suffer and die in awful ways?.. sound like his priorities are a bit messed up".. she just looked at me like a ate a baby right in front of her..

  maybe there is a higher power.. but he sure does not give a flip about what happens to us..
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Parker on June 05, 2012, 04:31:05 PM
LMFAO what backwards ass logic this is , Jesus is God , God created everything including the cancer that kills humans
Ok, how about this, "Jesus loves your child, but maybe you should have worn a condom. Maybe you should have bolted for the door when you had 'that feeling', anyways humans are imperfect...Last batch God made, he had to wipe em out with a Flood. I say, something is wrong with his recipe...Satan spiking the batter again."
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: Your Average GymRat on June 05, 2012, 07:23:29 PM
Ok, how about this, "Jesus loves your child, but maybe you should have worn a condom. Maybe you should have bolted for the door when you had 'that feeling', anyways humans are imperfect...Last batch God made, he had to wipe em out with a Flood. I say, something is wrong with his recipe...Satan spiking the batter again."
You're just about as dumb as g thang.
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: hipolito mejia on June 06, 2012, 07:50:44 PM
why would he save some random no name wrestler from drugs but will let thousands of innocent kids die daily?  I am beginning to think this Jesus fella is kinda sadistic.




1-No matter from what family,cult,society you come from, Kids are adult's prey,(property)victims.

2-This as you have experienced, is a man's world, no matter how rich or poor you are, the peace of mind  you get when you come home at night comes from Family,cult,society plus "governments rules terms and conditions" (another man or group of men) .....

3- 'Jesus" God or whatever you want to call it can only control a man's life when such man has to decide is either "that" (Jesus ) or the piece of mind hes been leading his life with (going crazy,feeling empty,destroying himself etc).
Title: Re: Jesus saves another one from steroids
Post by: hipolito mejia on June 06, 2012, 08:55:51 PM
I'll get my interpreters on this post (especially 3.) ASAP! Sounds something like alien mind control? Are you saying that Jesus is a Martian and religion is an alien mechanism implanted in human societies for the purposes of enslavement, perhaps with the future goal of galactic slavery for mankind?


"E.T ....telefono,casa"......  LOL



Now go have your 50 grams Whey Protein shake big guy.