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Title: Dating
Post by: Big N on June 17, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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Title: Re: Dating
Post by: che on June 17, 2012, 03:34:28 PM

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Are you a virgin?
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: gracie bjj on June 17, 2012, 03:37:50 PM
i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2012, 03:39:39 PM
i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place

This is GB we are talking about  :-\ :-\ ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: _bruce_ on June 17, 2012, 04:07:13 PM
"Friends" of peace  ::)
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: el numero uno on June 17, 2012, 04:21:27 PM
i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place

I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Cutlet767 on June 17, 2012, 04:23:00 PM
Total waste of time and money. Meeting a woman specifically to bullshit all day. Created by feminists to get men to pay for even more things. If you are not fucking, you should know it the moment that whore opens her mouth to speak to you.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: el numero uno on June 17, 2012, 04:33:07 PM
Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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Sounds like a great way to get friend-zoned
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on June 17, 2012, 05:12:48 PM
Sounds like a great way to get friend-zoned
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And finally!  8)
(http://t.qkme.me/3oqy35.jpg)
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Krankenstein on June 17, 2012, 05:15:22 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.

Very true.....but he has touched many a young girl
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: makaveli25 on June 17, 2012, 05:21:14 PM
My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Parker on June 17, 2012, 05:22:49 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.
I'm sure his hand (or other parts of his body) has "brushed" up on couple while standing in line at the local store.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: el numero uno on June 17, 2012, 05:32:52 PM
(http://t.qkme.me/3oo4bw.jpg)
(http://t.qkme.me/3oqtz5.jpg)
(http://t.qkme.me/3ozeaz.jpg)


And finally!  8)
(http://t.qkme.me/3oqy35.jpg)

LOL this meme is funny as fuck
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: bike nut on June 17, 2012, 05:38:51 PM
Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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You start the absolute worst, shit threads on Getbig.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Borracho on June 17, 2012, 05:47:48 PM
Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

- Discuss

Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Tapeworm on June 17, 2012, 06:26:26 PM
My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.

So are you fucking her or not?
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Fortress on June 17, 2012, 06:51:09 PM
My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.

I've known guys like this. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: makaveli25 on June 17, 2012, 07:11:43 PM
So are you fucking her or not?

No lol. Her bf is like my bro and she's like my sister. She has a lot of hot friends she hooks me up with so it's all good.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Tito24 on June 18, 2012, 03:26:31 AM
Every woman wants to be with a clown but no one wants to sleep with one :D
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Stark on June 18, 2012, 03:27:46 AM
Are you a virgin?

Is the bear still shitting in the woods?
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: lovemonkey on June 18, 2012, 09:12:25 AM
Is the bear still shitting in the woods?

Depends on the type of bear we're talking about here

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Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Fortress on June 18, 2012, 10:36:37 AM
Dating = trying to sweet talk/entertain the broad into letting you get your cack wet in her nacho.
Title: Re: Dating
Post by: Big N on June 28, 2012, 05:51:00 PM
Total waste of time and money. Meeting a woman specifically to bullshit all day. Created by feminists to get men to pay for even more things. If you are not fucking, you should know it the moment that whore opens her mouth to speak to you.

If she's not putting out, then she's taking you to the cleaners for your money!