Dating

[Big N]

Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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Are you a virgin?

[gracie bjj]

i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place

[SF1900]

i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place

This is GB we are talking about 

[_bruce_]

"Friends" of peace 

[el numero uno]

i cant imagine anyone on getbig over the age of 16 hasnt gotten laid, its just not possible these days with hookers and sluts all over the place

I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.

[Cutlet767]

Total waste of time and money. Meeting a woman specifically to bullshit all day. Created by feminists to get men to pay for even more things. If you are not fucking, you should know it the moment that whore opens her mouth to speak to you.

[el numero uno]

Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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Sounds like a great way to get friend-zoned

[Trapper_Slapper]

Sounds like a great way to get friend-zoned

And finally! 

[Krankenstein]

I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.

Very true.....but he has touched many a young girl

[makaveli25]

My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.

[Parker]

I wouldn't be surprised if SMM never touched a woman in his life.

I'm sure his hand (or other parts of his body) has "brushed" up on couple while standing in line at the local store.

[el numero uno]

And finally! 

LOL this meme is funny as fuck

[bike nut]

Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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You start the absolute worst, shit threads on Getbig.

[Borracho]

Get this in your head, and if you're a dickhead make sure you slap yourself. When it comes to getting laid with broads, remember and mark these words on your calendar and phone, everything is just as FRIENDS. She wants to go out, it'll just be as friends. You have sex with her, it'll just be as friends. As soon as you show emotional feelings towards the broad, she'll back off. If you even say a single word associated with sex, she'll play along and then back off. Keyword to become a successful man-whore 'Friends'.

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[Tapeworm]

My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.

So are you fucking her or not?

[Fortress]

My roomate (a female) is friends with this really dorky guy he's 32 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl before. It's a weird situation she has a bf but this dorky guy is with her all of the time. He buys her all of this shit from Victoria's secret basically he's her personal slave. I didn't think people could actually be that stupid. He calls her his "sweet girl". It's funny because her bf knows what's going on but doesn't seem to really care. Very weird situation indeed.

I've known guys like this. Pathetic.

[makaveli25]

So are you fucking her or not?

No lol. Her bf is like my bro and she's like my sister. She has a lot of hot friends she hooks me up with so it's all good.

[Tito24]

Every woman wants to be with a clown but no one wants to sleep with one

[Stark]

Are you a virgin?

Is the bear still shitting in the woods?

[lovemonkey]

Is the bear still shitting in the woods?

Depends on the type of bear we're talking about here

[Fortress]

Dating = trying to sweet talk/entertain the broad into letting you get your cack wet in her nacho.

[Big N]

Total waste of time and money. Meeting a woman specifically to bullshit all day. Created by feminists to get men to pay for even more things. If you are not fucking, you should know it the moment that whore opens her mouth to speak to you.

If she's not putting out, then she's taking you to the cleaners for your money!