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So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.
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Oh, she did have a good physique by the way, so this is bodybuilding related.
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So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so.
The hell is wrong with you?
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Well, I went to the ATM and took out $400 and thought I was getting change back but never did and then sort of just forgot about it until I looked in my wallet and realized I had no money left.
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The hell is wrong with you?
A gimmick? Sadly, there are guys like this who aren't ballas.
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I'm normally not this stupid but it is hard to say no to a hot girl, and she was very persuasive.
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So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.
You should change your screen name from Mclovin to McATM.
You sir are not an idiot....but a serious naive twat. What monkey gets 'talked' into spending that much money. For $700 you could have had a nice hooker....or at least 2 half way decent ones at the same time. Wow.....even better....you could have spent $500 at bar and taken home two chicks that would have done you and you would then not be posting on GetBig what a sucker you are.
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Did you at least get laid?
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Well, I went to the ATM and took out $400 and thought I was getting change back but never did and then sort of just forgot about it until I looked in my wallet and realized I had no money left.
Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.
Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money
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You should change your screen name from Mclovin to McATM.
You sir are not an idiot....but a serious naive twat. What monkey gets 'talked' into spending that much money. For $700 you could have had a nice hooker....or at least 2 half way decent ones at the same time. Wow.....even better....you could have spent $500 at bar and taken home two chicks that would have done you and you would then not be posting on GetBig what a sucker you are.
Lol, I know. I was pissed last night and thought about just bailing and leaving here there but I just decided I would make it through this one night and then cut off ties with her. It is one thing to blow some money at a strip club, but to actually meet up with a stripper the next day to hang out and waste even more money....don't know what I was thinking. This is the first time I have really ever been hustled for money like this though, so I guess I was just naive.
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Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.
Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money
Lmao
;D
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Your only hope is to have her come by after her shift....then give her some GHB....take whatever money she has, put her in a cab and tell the driver to take her home.
Oh and GM...if he had gotten laid he would have mentioned it.....but even if he did...he spent $1000 on that pussy...Ummm....waste of money
You are correct...I did not get laid. That is the main reason I went to hang out with her again yesterday. I figured she must be wanting to hook up :'(
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I don't know how I'm going to recover from this though. I was so pissed off at myself last night that I couldn't sleep.
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You have to get laid
>:(
Only way you feel better after wasting so much money :-\
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So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself. Anyway, I talk to this stripper for like 2 hours and blow about $700 or so. Then she tells me how she thinks I am really cool and wants to hang out with me, so I give her my number. I figured she would never call but she calls that night after I get home and like 3 times the next morning before I wake up. She says she had a great time with me and wants to take me out to eat. Well anyway, we end up going to the mall and before I know it, she talks me into buying her a bunch of clothes. Then that night, we go out to eat and then to a bar with her and some of her friends, and I end up being out another couple hundred dollars. So at this point, I know she is just trying to get my money but she keeps calling and texting me all the time and tell me how much she wants to hang out. Plus I looked her name up online and saw where she has been arrested a few times for theft and stuff like that. I just can't believe I was this big of an idiot.
You are the reason I get free lap dances. They get $1,000 from you, nothing from me, and justify it to themselves by averaging $500 per dude. Thanks bro.
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So let me get this straight, you eat the pussy of whores?
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You are correct...I did not get laid. That is the main reason I went to hang out with her again yesterday. I figured she must be wanting to hook up :'(
Dear lord...
When you see a stripper you think:
(http://www.rexmag.com/reviews/star-images/pure-pov-mely.jpg)
A stripper sees you and what do they see:
(http://www.plussizebmx.com/storage/dollar-roll.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1318527387347)
Learn this...live this....know this....
Unless you have SERIOUS mad game...have dispensable money...or have some sort of clout....the above will serve you well for the rest of your life.
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You are the reason I get free lap dances. They get $1,000 from you, nothing from me, and justify it to themselves by averaging $500 per dude. Thanks bro.
Welcome.
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Dear lord...
When you see a stripper you think:
(http://www.rexmag.com/reviews/star-images/pure-pov-mely.jpg)
A stripper sees you and what do they see:
(http://www.plussizebmx.com/storage/dollar-roll.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1318527387347)
Learn this...live this....know this....
Unless you have SERIOUS mad game...have dispensable money...or have some sort of clout....the above will serve you well for the rest of your life.
Good advice...I will never make this mistake again.
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why would you even say "stalked?" she marked you as a passive bottom -bitch the minute you walked in the club, moron. you're nothing but a stupid trick to this girl. "stalked,".....LMAO!!!! ::)
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hahaha when a stripper sees a guy come into a strip club what she sees is a complete and utter fool, when she sees you spend money she confirms you are a retard
please find non stripper puz
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So I went out for a few drinks this Friday and ended up at the stripclub by myself.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429325.0
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So you learnd that whores want your money, what a revelation.
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Poor trolling. You sound like a tool
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Poor trolling. You sound like a tool
I wish I was just trolling.
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mclovin looking thick there.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j8r9nP91_l0/0.jpg)
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hahaha when a stripper sees a guy come into a strip club what she sees is a complete and utter fool, when she sees you spend money she confirms you are a retard
please find non stripper puz
See my above equation...lol
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happens to the best of us bro!!! shake it off...live and learn........
PLENTY OF GETBIGGERS HAVE DONE THIS.......
get back on your strip club horse and and show them strippers who's boss!
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Just go for it.
Use all money available before the economy collapses.
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Get a big loan blow it all on her in a week she'll be putty in your hands. What else you got to live for?
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Some fat slob I use to work with had this happen to him. Within a week he was letting the stripper borrow his car and then she wrecked it lol
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haha at misleading title "stalked by stripper"
if she would really stalk you, you should be able to financialy milk her, not the other way around.
Exactly...you should have called it "Getting non sexually abused by a stripper" or "getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck"
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Exactly...you should have called it "Getting non sexually abused by a stripper" or "getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck"
Top 5 Thread titles this thread should be:
1) Getting non sexually abused by a stripper
2) getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck
3) Hey GetBig! Wanna see what a complete retard I was
4) This is how I spent my summer vacation money
5) Man spends $1000 on stripper and now his asshole hurts....details inside.
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haha at misleading title "stalked by stripper"
if she would really stalk you, you should be able to financialy milk her, not the other way around.
Are you suggesting that Mclovin's idea of being stalked, is texting a stripper 10 times in an hour after being conned $700 for a handjob the night before, begging said skank to come on a date at the mall for another $500 Galineko?
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Top 5 Thread titles this thread should be:
1) Getting non sexually abused by a stripper
2) getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck
3) Hey GetBig! Wanna see what a complete retard I was
4) This is how I spent my summer vacation money
5) Man spends $1000 on stripper and now his asshole hurts....details inside.
Point taken...I changed the title for you guys
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LOL at the new title: ;D "Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper"
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the worst part is she is probably bragging to her friends about your misfortune, and telling them about the real score she is setting you up for ;D
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bitch tried to pull this shit on me in vegas i played along and told her to meet me somewhere then didnt turn up she sent me a load of abusive texts but it was lesson she needed to learn 8)
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Point taken...I changed the title for you guys
I personally would have went with #3
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Having worked in a strip bar for 13 years,fucked a zillion of them for free,and also having married one,my guess would be that you got played! :D
I always got the pussy,plus their money,not the other way around!
Must of have been "White Boy Week" where you live!! :D
(http://www.alltopmovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gary-oldman-true-romance.jpg)
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She did tell me something along the lines of "I like you for your personality, not your money", and she kept telling me how money wasn't important to her.
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Having worked in a strip bar for 13 years,fucked a zillion of them for free,and also having married one,my guess would be that you got played! :D
I always got the pussy,plus their money,not the other way around!
Must of have been "White Boy Week" where you live!! :D
(http://www.alltopmovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gary-oldman-true-romance.jpg)
proof that wes is nice to everyone
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proof that wes is nice to everyone
:D
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this is funny, because the same aplies to me, but it wasnt 13 years,was less.
and the one i married, it did cost her, not me. :D
Same here bro,her biggest loss was losing a great guy such as myself! :D
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She did tell me something along the lines of "I like you for your personality, not your money", and she kept telling me how money wasn't important to her.
Here's a test, tell her you want her to come over after her shift one night because you have a gift for her. When she shows up....YOU PUT AN AX TO HER FOREHEAD WHILE GENESIS IS PLAYING.....
HERES YOUR GIFT YOU WHORE!!!!!
(http://i.qkme.me/3oh8av.jpg)
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i cant get over this.
how did you react when she said that?how did you manage to not burst out in laughter?
Well, this was basically after I had blown all my money when she said this, so I guess I wasn't in the laughing mood. Looking back on it though, it is a little funny, although at my own expense.
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Women have been doing this to guys for thousands of years. Did you really think a stripper would be a decent person? The big hearted hooker/stripper is a fairy tale in a movie. It's all about the money. She is a pro out of getting money and things from guys because of her body. She made a fool out of you and is laughing about it. Now you learned a lesson and she will move onto the next "mark".
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Women have been doing this to guys for thousands of years. Did you really think a stripper would be a decent person? The big hearted hooker/stripper is a fairy tale in a movie. It's all about the money. She is a pro out of getting money and things from guys because of her body. She made a fool out of you and is laughing about it. Now you learned a lesson and she will move onto the next "mark".
In three words........spot on post. ^^^^^^^^^
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BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!
(http://moserious.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/pimp-c.jpg)
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In three words........spot on post. ^^^^^^^^^
These youngsters don't know the stripper way :-\
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Here's a test, tell her you want her to come over after her shift one night because you have a gift for her. When she shows up....YOU PUT AN AX TO HER FOREHEAD WHILE GENESIS IS PLAYING.....
HERES YOUR GIFT YOU WHORE!!!!!
(http://i.qkme.me/3oh8av.jpg)
Have a bow on your dick. See if she takes that present.
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These youngsters don't know the stripper way :-\
Again, refer to my helpful equation on pg.1 of this thread
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hands up if you've ever masturbated to the unedited version of that video
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hands up if you've ever masturbated to the unedited version of that video
((quickly looking up unedited version))
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Strippers date only 3 types of guys:
1)rich guys
2)drug dealers
3)other strippers
If your not one of the 3 you have no chance, and they will NEVER date someone they meet at "work". If you heard the way they talk about the guys that go to strip clubs and how stupid they are you'd never give them even a dollar again...
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Strippers date only 3 types of guys:
1)rich guys
2)drug dealers
3)other strippers
If your not one of the 3 you have no chance, and they will NEVER date someone they meet at "work". If you heard the way they talk about the guys that go to strip clubs and how stupid they are you'd never give them even a dollar again...
Bullshit...I'm none of the above and I've dated more then my share.
...and I've met every one of them at a strip club.
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Bullshit...I'm none of the above and I've dated more then my share.
...and I've met every one of them at a strip club.
Same here,though I do wish that I could make the list of rich people! :D
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Bullshit...I'm none of the above and I've dated more then my share.
...and I've met every one of them at a strip club.
male strippers are obviously diferent :D
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male strippers are obviously diferent :D
You promised me dinner >:(
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You promised me dinner >:(
it gets awkward sitting with you and your troop of ugandan sailors
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it gets awkward sitting with you and your troop of ugandan sailors
But it's ok when it's NZ ??? ::)
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Same here,though I do wish that I could make the list of rich people! :D
Calvin,you must be rich............you missed your cue, and I left it wide open for you bud. :(
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But it's ok when it's NZ ??? ::)
he always pays 8)
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Calvin,you must be rich............you missed your cue, and I left it wide open for you bud. :(
I'm a Get Bigger...I thought it was assumed :D
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I'm a Get Bigger...I thought it was assumed :D
Very true,how foolish of me to overlook the fact that we`re all very well to do! LOL ;D
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he always pays 8)
Like I didn't spend enough on lap dances ::)
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This is not right...this whore is breaking the social contract that "party girls" have with normal society....if I spend money on you, you have to let me fuck you. This is serious business....that bitch cannot be allowed to flout the rules like that. It isnt right..it isn't natural...if this slut is allowed to go unchecked God knows what will happen. Cats and dogs will team up, rivers will change direction, the sun may...in fact...explode. The future of our very existence may depend on you banging this whore...
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yeah, its evolutional and women shouldnt even be blamed for it.it is what it is.
some whores are so far gone, they dont laugh about stuff like this, they feel entitled to it.
I'm not dumping all women in there. That wasn't my point. There are many good women out there. Just don't look for a stripper/hooker to be one of them.
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Bullshit...I'm none of the above and I've dated more then my share.
...and I've met every one of them at a strip club.
Don't confuse "dating" with paying for sex...
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Don't confuse "dating" with paying for sex...
It could be a date,your wife,or a hooker.
....but you always pay for sex,
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