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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2012, 08:02:18 PM »
mclovin looking thick there.


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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2012, 08:43:34 PM »
hahaha when a stripper sees a guy come into a strip club what she sees is a complete and utter fool, when she sees you spend money she confirms you are a retard

please find non stripper puz

See my above equation...lol

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 01:39:01 AM »
happens to the best of us bro!!! shake it off...live and learn........

PLENTY OF GETBIGGERS HAVE DONE THIS.......

get back on your strip club horse and and show them strippers who's boss!
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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 02:51:34 AM »
Just go for it.
Use all money available before the economy collapses.
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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2012, 03:07:46 AM »
Get a big loan blow it all on her in a week she'll be putty in your hands. What else you got to live for?

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2012, 04:36:24 AM »
Some fat slob I use to work with had this happen to him. Within a week he was letting the stripper borrow his car and then she wrecked it lol

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2012, 05:48:45 AM »
haha at misleading title "stalked by stripper"

if she would really stalk you, you should be able to financialy milk her, not the other way around.



Exactly...you should have called it "Getting non sexually abused by a stripper" or "getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck"

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2012, 06:32:36 AM »
Exactly...you should have called it "Getting non sexually abused by a stripper" or "getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck"

Top 5 Thread titles this thread should be:

1) Getting non sexually abused by a stripper
2) getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck
3) Hey GetBig!  Wanna see what a complete retard I was
4) This is how I spent my summer vacation money
5) Man spends $1000 on stripper and now his asshole hurts....details inside.

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2012, 06:41:38 AM »
haha at misleading title "stalked by stripper"

if she would really stalk you, you should be able to financialy milk her, not the other way around.



Are you suggesting that Mclovin's idea of being stalked, is texting a stripper 10 times in an hour after being conned $700 for a handjob the night before, begging said skank to come on a date at the mall for another $500 Galineko?

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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2012, 06:55:31 AM »
Top 5 Thread titles this thread should be:

1) Getting non sexually abused by a stripper
2) getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck
3) Hey GetBig!  Wanna see what a complete retard I was
4) This is how I spent my summer vacation money
5) Man spends $1000 on stripper and now his asshole hurts....details inside.

Point taken...I changed the title for you guys

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2012, 07:15:20 AM »
LOL at the new title:  ;D "Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper"

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2012, 07:41:50 AM »
the worst part is she is probably bragging to her friends about your misfortune, and telling them about the real score she is setting you up for  ;D

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2012, 08:01:00 AM »
bitch tried to pull this shit on me in vegas i played along and told her to meet me somewhere then didnt turn up she sent me a load of abusive texts but it was lesson she needed to learn  8)
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Re: Being stalked by stripper
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2012, 08:12:59 AM »
Point taken...I changed the title for you guys

I personally would have went with #3

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2012, 08:25:16 AM »
Having worked in a strip bar for 13 years,fucked a zillion of them for free,and also having married one,my guess would be that you got played! :D

I always got the pussy,plus their money,not the other way around!


Must of have been "White Boy Week" where you live!!  :D


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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2012, 08:53:33 AM »
She did tell me something along the lines of "I like you for your personality, not your money", and she kept telling me how money wasn't important to her.

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2012, 08:57:56 AM »
Having worked in a strip bar for 13 years,fucked a zillion of them for free,and also having married one,my guess would be that you got played! :D

I always got the pussy,plus their money,not the other way around!


Must of have been "White Boy Week" where you live!!  :D



proof that wes is nice to everyone
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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2012, 08:59:56 AM »
proof that wes is nice to everyone
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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2012, 09:20:51 AM »

this is funny, because the same aplies to me, but it wasnt 13 years,was less.

and the one i married, it did cost her, not me. :D
Same here bro,her biggest loss was losing a great guy such as myself!  :D

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2012, 09:31:56 AM »
She did tell me something along the lines of "I like you for your personality, not your money", and she kept telling me how money wasn't important to her.

Here's a test, tell her you want her to come over after her shift one night because you have a gift for her.  When she shows up....YOU PUT AN AX TO HER FOREHEAD WHILE GENESIS IS PLAYING.....

HERES YOUR GIFT YOU WHORE!!!!!


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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2012, 09:33:24 AM »
i cant get over this.

how did you react when she said that?how did you manage to not burst out in laughter?
Well, this was basically after I had blown all my money when she said this, so I guess I wasn't in the laughing mood. Looking back on it though, it is a little funny, although at my own expense.

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »
Women have been doing this to guys for thousands of years. Did you really think a stripper would be a decent person?  The big hearted hooker/stripper is a fairy tale in a movie. It's all about the money. She is a pro out of getting money and things from guys because of her body. She made a fool out of you and is laughing about it. Now you learned a lesson and she will move onto the next "mark". 

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2012, 09:54:13 AM »
Women have been doing this to guys for thousands of years. Did you really think a stripper would be a decent person?  The big hearted hooker/stripper is a fairy tale in a movie. It's all about the money. She is a pro out of getting money and things from guys because of her body. She made a fool out of you and is laughing about it. Now you learned a lesson and she will move onto the next "mark". 
In three words........spot on post. ^^^^^^^^^

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2012, 10:06:57 AM »

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Re: Getting non-sexually abused by a stripper
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2012, 10:27:16 AM »
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!