Exactly...you should have called it "Getting non sexually abused by a stripper" or "getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck"
Top 5 Thread titles this thread should be:
1) Getting non sexually abused by a stripper
2) getting conned by a stripper I didn't even get to fuck
3) Hey GetBig! Wanna see what a complete retard I was
4) This is how I spent my summer vacation money
5) Man spends $1000 on stripper and now his asshole hurts....details inside.