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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: nzmusclemonster on June 25, 2012, 05:26:46 AM
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was it awkward?
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Not personally but what I have heard is that the waxers are used to it and the stiffy even helps to tighten up the skin. :D
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just put the dick in ass cheeks
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was it awkward?
So you wax your crotch?
Any pictures of your skinny mini?
"1"
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So you wax your crotch?
Any pictures of your skinny mini?
"1"
;D
You'll have to at least buy me dinner before I'll show you the skinny mini.
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Yeah, they just add $40 to the bill to make it unstiff.
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I would just tell them:
"what ya' lookin' at whore - put it in your fukin' mouth bitch" Then I would grab her hair and fuk her head until she looses a teeth FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK YEA 8) 8)
(in real life I would run away in shame crying while the waxer would laugh with her friends..... haha :D )
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Nope but....
I was staying at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel in Tokyo a while back and I figured I'd try the massage service. I was sorta hoping it might have a naughty option. Anyway, the bell rings and there, in all her glory, was a bent over short woman who couldn't have been a day under 70. She looked like she'd just stepped out of a paddy field.
So anyway - she gives me a shiatsu massage - all thumbs it was. She insisted I strip butt nekkid for the massage, so I lay down & thought I might as well enjoy a regular massage as a happy ending was neither on the table or worth contemplating.
Anyway, when I was on my bacl, she did my legs and then started massaging my pubic area. Nothing erotic, very professional, just an ancient Japanese technique. She gets closer to my limp dick and ends up right at the base of it massaging my pubis (is that the right word?). I felt a tiny twitch, then another, tried to fight it but nope. Within seconds I had a full on boner, right in front of an OAP.
This woman - who to this point had not been able to speak a single word of English, simply laughed, grabbed my cock and said "ooh - young man, young man" - she thought it was fucking hilarious.
My dick went down pretty fast after that...
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wax on whacks off...... ;D
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wax on whacks off...... ;D
hey ain't that jerry sandusky?
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Nope but....
I was staying at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel in Tokyo a while back and I figured I'd try the massage service. I was sorta hoping it might have a naughty option. Anyway, the bell rings and there, in all her glory, was a bent over short woman who couldn't have been a day under 70. She looked like she'd just stepped out of a paddy field.
So anyway - she gives me a shiatsu massage - all thumbs it was. She insisted I strip butt nekkid for the massage, so I lay down & thought I might as well enjoy a regular massage as a happy ending was neither on the table or worth contemplating.
Anyway, when I was on my bacl, she did my legs and then started massaging my pubic area. Nothing erotic, very professional, just an ancient Japanese technique. She gets closer to my limp dick and ends up right at the base of it massaging my pubis (is that the right word?). I felt a tiny twitch, then another, tried to fight it but nope. Within seconds I had a full on boner, right in front of an OAP.
This woman - who to this point had not been able to speak a single word of English, simply laughed, grabbed my cock and said "ooh - young man, young man" - she thought it was fucking hilarious.
My dick went down pretty fast after that...
Haha.
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Nope but....
I was staying at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel in Tokyo a while back and I figured I'd try the massage service. I was sorta hoping it might have a naughty option. Anyway, the bell rings and there, in all her glory, was a bent over short woman who couldn't have been a day under 70. She looked like she'd just stepped out of a paddy field.
So anyway - she gives me a shiatsu massage - all thumbs it was. She insisted I strip butt nekkid for the massage, so I lay down & thought I might as well enjoy a regular massage as a happy ending was neither on the table or worth contemplating.
Anyway, when I was on my bacl, she did my legs and then started massaging my pubic area. Nothing erotic, very professional, just an ancient Japanese technique. She gets closer to my limp dick and ends up right at the base of it massaging my pubis (is that the right word?). I felt a tiny twitch, then another, tried to fight it but nope. Within seconds I had a full on boner, right in front of an OAP.
This woman - who to this point had not been able to speak a single word of English, simply laughed, grabbed my cock and said "ooh - young man, young man" - she thought it was fucking hilarious.
My dick went down pretty fast after that...
lol
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Been waxing the dolphin have ya ?
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was it awkward?
just for the dude who waxed you.
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Taking the skin-boat to Tuna Town.
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Taking the skin-boat to Tuna Town.
He's been "Choking up on the skin bat" ?
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was it awkward?
Not in your case. The guy probably didn't even notice it.
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Gayer than getting waxed! :o