Nope but....
I was staying at the Shinagawa Prince Hotel in Tokyo a while back and I figured I'd try the massage service. I was sorta hoping it might have a naughty option. Anyway, the bell rings and there, in all her glory, was a bent over short woman who couldn't have been a day under 70. She looked like she'd just stepped out of a paddy field.
So anyway - she gives me a shiatsu massage - all thumbs it was. She insisted I strip butt nekkid for the massage, so I lay down & thought I might as well enjoy a regular massage as a happy ending was neither on the table or worth contemplating.
Anyway, when I was on my bacl, she did my legs and then started massaging my pubic area. Nothing erotic, very professional, just an ancient Japanese technique. She gets closer to my limp dick and ends up right at the base of it massaging my pubis (is that the right word?). I felt a tiny twitch, then another, tried to fight it but nope. Within seconds I had a full on boner, right in front of an OAP.
This woman - who to this point had not been able to speak a single word of English, simply laughed, grabbed my cock and said "ooh - young man, young man" - she thought it was fucking hilarious.
My dick went down pretty fast after that...
