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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. i put my cock up her ass, without asking, she kept telling me she can't take it no more, but whenever my cock came out, she put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
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Pffft, thats nothing. I met a bitch at a bus stop once, talked to her since we went to the same school, didnt even give her no number, but she found my number anyway and texted me. Made her come over to my house while my mother had family visit, and fucked her right there the same day.
Up your game, son - this is way too low for get big standards... ::)
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$700.00 later !! ;D
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those walmart greeters are real horny sluts huh
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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. she put her hard cock up my ass, without asking, she kept telling me i can't take it no more, but whenever her cock came out, i put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
fixed bro
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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. i put my cock up her ass, without asking, she kept telling me she can't take it no more, but whenever my cock came out, she put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
Pic(s)?
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Pic(s)?
(http://www.sexyfatgirls.net/Images/2012/walmart-slut.jpg)
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Pffft, thats nothing. I met a bitch at a bus stop once, talked to her since we went to the same school, didnt even give her no number, but she found my number anyway and texted me. Made her come over to my house while my mother had family visit, and fucked her right there the same day.
Up your game, son - this is way too low for get big standards... ::)
not the same situation, you knew her from school, i just met this chick at the store, gave her my number, she was busy working until friday that's why she didn't call (she told me), when she called friday, i told her to come over, she did. i knew she wanted it bad.
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jealously
i knew i would get these negative comments, its ok, its all good.
most of the guys on getbig, either have to pay $700 and get nothing
or only dream about what i do most days.
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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. i put my cock up her ass, without asking, she kept telling me she can't take it no more, but whenever my cock came out, she put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
good stuff bro, always good to hear other bros banging hot sluts
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jealously
i knew i would get these negative comments, its ok, its all good.
most of the guys on getbig, either have to pay $700 and get nothing
or only dream about what i do most days.
Any guy well dressed, good hair, low bodyfat and an ounce of being able to string 2 words together can get a woman any night, isnt much to brag about.
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mop n glo
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That's why I tell guys, fuck buying dinner and shit for these hoes. If they are down to fuck, they will fuck, otherwise you are just wasting time and money.
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I forgot more quality pussy than most guys will ever dream about getting.
I used to be a bad pussy getting motherfacker!
FLAME ON!!! ;D
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That's why I tell guys, fuck buying dinner and shit for these hoes. If they are down to fuck, they will fuck, otherwise you are just wasting time and money.
Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!
Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. :D
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I forgot more quality pussy than most guys will ever dream about getting.
I used to be a bad pussy getting motherfacker!
FLAME ON!!! ;D
Yeah but back in the wildwest, you just hit the bitch over the head and raped her in the horsebarn.
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I forgot more quality pussy than most guys will ever dream about getting.
I used to be a bad pussy getting motherfacker!
FLAME ON!!! ;D
Why would you forget quality pussy? Do you have alzheimers?
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I forgot more quality pussy than most guys will ever dream about getting.
I've heard that Alzheimer's is a bitch..... ;D
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Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!
Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. :D
By Burger King he means tracking and killing a buffalo.
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Sometimes I hate this fucking place! ;D
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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. i put my cock up her ass, without asking, she kept telling me she can't take it no more, but whenever my cock came out, she put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
Three days is the best you can do, lol, try a few hours.
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Pffft, thats nothing. I met a bitch at a bus stop once, talked to her since we went to the same school, didnt even give her no number, but she found my number anyway and texted me. Made her come over to my house while my mother had family visit, and fucked her right there the same day.
Up your game, son - this is way too low for get big standards... ::)
Yeah up your game ride the bus... ::)
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Sometimes I hate this fucking place! ;D
I got a very good blow job in a Fort Wayne, Indiana Steak & Shake from a female off-duty police officer.
;D
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i was shopping at a store on tuesday, this chick who came over to help me, had on a short tight gold dress, i got some stuff, she asked me if i wanted anything else, i told her i wanted her.....(i'm trying to make this short), anyway i gave her my number before i left, (that was tuesday), she didn't call, tues, wed, thur, so i thought she wasn't gonna call, then friday 5pm she called.
we talked, i asked her if she wanted to come over to my place, she said ok, so she came over later that night to my condo, we both had drinks on the couch, when i went to suck on her ear, she turned into a horny little slut.
carried her into my bedroom, and fucked her good and hard. i put my cock up her ass, without asking, she kept telling me she can't take it no more, but whenever my cock came out, she put it back in.
she left at 6 in the morning.
true story
if i'm lying i'm dying.
We like to post on teh interweb when exceptional things happen. You know - things that don't happen for years and then suddenly occur.
Hence you posting that you got your dick wet.
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We like to post on teh interweb when exceptional things happen. You know - things that don't happen for years and then suddenly occur.
Hence you posting that you got your dick wet.
Zing.
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I got a very good blow job in a Fort Wayne, Indiana Steak & Shake from a female off-duty police officer.
;D
What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!
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What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!
I was there for the Indiana State Championship. The show promoter announced to the crowd that the greatest Indiana-born bodybuilder would be the surprise guest poser. I thought.....hmm, Bob Paris, not bad.
It ended up being Charles Durr, who admittedly was in the early stages of his career, but seemed like an okay guy.
I went to the Steak & Shake later with friends and a group of women joined us. The girl blew me right in the booth after the others left. In all honesty, for a tall gangly farm girl she could huff the pecker.
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I once met a girl in a shop, and she paid me $700 to fuck her in a bus stop 5 mins later
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Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!
Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. :D
Hahahaha yes Wes!
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not the same situation, you knew her from school, i just met this chick at the store, gave her my number, she was busy working until friday that's why she didn't call (she told me), when she called friday, i told her to come over, she did. i knew she wanted it bad.
Yes, but your still a tool for bragging about it here.
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Yeah up your game ride the bus... ::)
That was a long time ago my friend. I got a car not much longer after... ;)
Btw, fuck you.
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Burger King used to be my big splurge,after that their dessert was my ballsack!
Just goes to show you I`m nice to everybody. :D
That's only because you told them it was a raisin.
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I once met this bitch she was not my type and i kept trying to get rid of her but she would not take the hint so I decided to be rude and said why dont you come over to my place and suck my dick, so my surprise she said you are a naughty boy ah let go, I was like WTF so i decided to fuck her that was a mistake she kept calling and texting for weeks had to change my number.
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I was there for the Indiana State Championship. The show promoter announced to the crowd that the greatest Indiana-born bodybuilder would be the surprise guest poser. I thought.....hmm, Bob Paris, not bad.
It ended up being Charles Durr, who admittedly was in the early stages of his career, but seemed like an okay guy.
I went to the Steak & Shake later with friends and a group of women joined us. The girl blew me right in the booth after the others left. In all honesty, for a tall gangly farm girl she could huff the pecker.
Cool story bro.......have had weird shit like that happens too,but not often enough! :D
Charles Durr was no slouch in the physique department but certainly could never hold a candle to Paris.
RIP
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carried her into my bedroom,
CARRIED her into your bedroom?? ??? A true getbigger like myself would have been CARRYING her while FUCKING her into the bedroom. I mean what are all these hours spent in the gym really used for??
Sometimes you noobs really disappoint me. You need to get your priorities in line, kid. >:(
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CARRIED her into your bedroom?? ??? A true getbigger like myself would have been CARRYING her while FUCKING her into the bedroom. I mean what are all these hours spent in the gym really used for??
Sometimes you noobs really disappoint me. You need to get your priorities in line, kid. >:(
;D
Should of made the bitch carry you into the bedroom
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That's why I tell guys, fuck buying dinner and shit for these hoes. If they are down to fuck, they will fuck, otherwise you are just wasting time and money.
Hilarious.. But true...
My roomate is one silly Mofo.. We live in a sick building..
He drives a 2012 5 series with sick ass rims.. whole 9...
this dude still goes and spends 1000 on a broad in a week...WTF.. just to bang her..
Me on the other hand.. I have a Caddi truck... But i drive around my 88 camaro t-tops and never go to a place i cant get in with flip flops and jeans..
And ... lets just say... he wonders how i do it..
QUIT SPENDING MONEY ON THE BROADS.. IF THEY WANT TO FUCK.. THEY WILL
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What a coincidence,the same thing happened to me when I visited Fort Wayne!
^^
When I got out of the Army, while I was shopping in a Seattle Mall (Southcenter) I met a very cute Persian girl, we really enjoyed talking BUT it was getting very close to dinner time so I asked her out for Pizza. She told me her favorite place (since I'm from Vancouver and not familiar) so we went. There were full-length tablecloths on the tables, and as we were waiting for the order she went under the table, unzipped me and gave me the most INSANE blowjob experience I ever had. After we ate, I took her to a Super 8 hotel and fucked her ass off (she lived with her parents- I think she was 18 or 19, I was 26). After I dropped her back home around midnight I met her parents and they REALLY liked me, encouraged their daughter I was the best for her, etc... NEVER SAW HER AGAIN ;)
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Anyone who believes a sex story posted on getbig, no matter how mundane, is gullible as they come.
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whore.
Send in Egypt.
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Anyone who believes a sex story posted on getbig, no matter how mundane, is gullible as they come.
^^
Mine IS true, and is unique. IF I am lying I hope to go to hell...