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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Kilo Medic on June 26, 2012, 03:26:15 PM
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
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hardy har har
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This thread did not make me spit coffee on my desk. :'(
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luckily arnold only got one spaghetti card, yet
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Yes or nay
Minnesota: Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
The Minnesota State Fair (a.k.a. The Great Minnesota Get-Together) serves everything from candy apples to camel meat on a stick. To transform an iconic Italian dish into a portable novelty, spaghetti is mixed into a meatball, which is then cooked, battered, fried, skewered and rolled in marinara sauce.
(http://www.foodandwine.com/images/sys/201106-fair-spaghetti-meatball-stick-ss.jpg)
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Yes or nay
Minnesota: Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
The Minnesota State Fair (a.k.a. The Great Minnesota Get-Together) serves everything from candy apples to camel meat on a stick. To transform an iconic Italian dish into a portable novelty, spaghetti is mixed into a meatball, which is then cooked, battered, fried, skewered and rolled in marinara sauce.
(http://www.foodandwine.com/images/sys/201106-fair-spaghetti-meatball-stick-ss.jpg)
Ron needs a puke smiley real fucking bad.
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Italian Meat ball with legs
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CbmGLVJIMF8/T9fWyJFr2OI/AAAAAAAAAK0/g72AATzvxAg/s1600/15hirfn.jpg)
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This thread just got better... oh and a definite yay to the meatball on a stick. No homo.
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I got your meat on a stick right here lady! ;D
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(http://www.funnytheworld.com/2010/Sep/meatball.jpg)
Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
Almost as stale as that Johnny Fuckerfaster joke.
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I got your meat on a stick right here lady! ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=408297.0;attach=450770;image)
(http://wemissjerry.org/smiles/barf.gif)
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(http://wemissjerry.org/smiles/barf.gif)
Haha Quakeroats really owned himself in that thread "That's what I call a fat pussy" lol
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