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Spaghetti
« on: June 26, 2012, 03:26:15 PM »
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 03:28:22 PM »
hardy har har

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 03:30:02 PM »
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This thread did not make me spit coffee on my desk.   :'(

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 03:30:58 PM »
luckily arnold only got one spaghetti card, yet

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 03:42:18 PM »
Yes or nay


Minnesota: Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
The Minnesota State Fair (a.k.a. The Great Minnesota Get-Together) serves everything from candy apples to camel meat on a stick. To transform an iconic Italian dish into a portable novelty, spaghetti is mixed into a meatball, which is then cooked, battered, fried, skewered and rolled in marinara sauce.


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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 03:45:29 PM »
Yes or nay


Minnesota: Spaghetti and Meatballs on a Stick
The Minnesota State Fair (a.k.a. The Great Minnesota Get-Together) serves everything from candy apples to camel meat on a stick. To transform an iconic Italian dish into a portable novelty, spaghetti is mixed into a meatball, which is then cooked, battered, fried, skewered and rolled in marinara sauce.


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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 03:47:05 PM »
Italian Meat ball with legs





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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 04:12:31 PM »
This thread just got better... oh and a definite yay to the meatball on a stick. No homo.

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2012, 04:13:21 PM »
I got your meat on a stick right here lady!  ;D

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2012, 04:16:32 PM »


Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball
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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 04:17:48 PM »
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

Almost as stale as that Johnny Fuckerfaster joke.
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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 04:17:55 PM »
I got your meat on a stick right here lady!  ;D






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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 04:43:10 PM »



Haha Quakeroats really owned himself in that thread "That's what I call a fat pussy" lol

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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 05:22:12 PM »