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Title: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Raymondo on July 01, 2012, 02:58:59 AM
A few years ago I was training in a very big west london gym. The owner was a former national competitor. The gym was massive with all kinds of equipment, but also had a rank smell about it.

The clientele was from all walks of life- among them you had some rather big guys, sporting the usual steroid look. They would congregate in the free weights area, make a bit of a racket and train hard (or so they thought, ha!)

One day around lunch hour, when the gym was nearly empty, I was warming up on the bike, when I see one of them (a short bald guy, wide as a wardrobe) walk briskly towards the exit. A few seconds later another big guy (equally wide but much taller and with a full head of hair, looked very much like the guy in bullhead) runs after him.

I had my headphones on and my back turned on them, but a few seconds later I hear some VERY loud yellling. I turn around and the tall guy is face to face (or rather face to bald cranium) with the short guy and shouting his head off: "WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT? HUH? HUH?" or something like that. The short guy is shiteing it, tries not to show it but his body language is betraying him.

I'm thinking there's no way I'm getting in the middle of this- the tall guy is getting more and more worked up, his eyes are bulging out and his face is beetroot red and then

BAM

smacks the short guy square in the mug. Shortie collapses to the ground, not flying backwards like you see in movies, just falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

I'm a bit petrified at this, I climb off the bike and take off my headphones and the tall guy looks at me with an expression saying "you want some of this you cunt"

A few seconds pass and I'm thinking I'd better say something when in comes a tiny ginger girl, runs towards the tall guy screeching "TERRY NO NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TERRY!", grabs him from the arms and starts pushing him towards the exit.

I walk over to the short guy, luckily there wasn't any blood or anything like that, he was sound asleep though. I sat with him for a bit until the ginger girl came in and we woke him up. He didn't remember what just took place :)

Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: da_vinci on July 01, 2012, 03:26:31 AM
Ok...so in addition to being stupid you're a bald midget. Well done sir.  :-\
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Ursus on July 01, 2012, 04:15:39 AM
Nothing really of note but a few altercations in my gym in last 2-3 years.

Not involving me though.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Griffith on July 01, 2012, 04:50:25 AM
No.

But there are a lot of Poles who think they own the place here in London.
I don't know if its just there culture or what but most of them seem to do the whole tough-guy glare thing and think they have some right to use every machine whenever they want. They're also loud and several walk around with their 'Muay Thai' shorts, many juiced as well and who think they're a big deal.

Also a lot of college students who try to steal from the lockers and the bicycles outside.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Ursus on July 01, 2012, 05:09:12 AM
In the bar I work there is a Polish/E.European night 1x month.

I have noticed this culture with some, but not all Poles. They are also screwed in the head that many will respect you if they are bigger than them but if you are smaller no.

In the bar they are either very reserved and laid back and friendly or just steaming drunk.

Does not appear to be a middle ground.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: bigmc on July 01, 2012, 05:11:26 AM
there are alot of roided up idiots in my gym and alot of eastern europeans that stink and never wash

the only guys that look like they want to start shit are the midgets

same things in bars short guys have a massive chip on their shoulders
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Rami on July 01, 2012, 05:31:04 AM
there are alot of roided up idiots in my gym and alot of eastern europeans that stink and never wash

the only guys that look like they want to start shit are the midgets

same things in bars short guys have a massive chip on their shoulders

what hellhole have you ended up in?
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: bigmc on July 01, 2012, 05:34:03 AM
what hellhole have you ended up in?

its cheap and hardcore
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: dr.chimps on July 01, 2012, 06:06:09 AM
Pretty sure Scott Abel has been tossed from a few gyms for his poor attitude.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: wes on July 01, 2012, 06:18:54 AM
Seen a couple of gym fights in my day...........at one gym some idiots were flinging 2 + 1/2, and 5 pound plates at each other.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 01, 2012, 06:27:25 AM
Not a gym fight story, but a little note about crazy Poles.


We had a quite few Polish immigrants working back in the production area where I work and one of them got into a heated dispute with the plant manager over a Worker's Compensation claim which was being denied. Next day the fucker showed up with a gun at work looking to kill the manager, who, luckily enough, had the day off. He did fire off a couple shots grazing one employee and led the manager's brother, who also works there, at gun point around the plant looking for his brother. The office staff jumped him and held him until the police arrived.

The guy got out of jail a couple of years back and hit the news again when he was charged with spousal abuse and had his parole revoked.



Almost forgot about this one.

When I was younger my Polish friend's brother, who was 18 at the time, shot and killed a hunter in a dispute over who shot a goose.

KURWA
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 06:27:41 AM
No.

But there are a lot of Poles who think they own the place here in London.
I don't know if its just there culture or what but most of them seem to do the whole tough-guy glare thing and think they have some right to use every machine whenever they want. They're also loud and several walk around with their 'Muay Thai' shorts, many juiced as well and who think they're a big deal.

Also a lot of college students who try to steal from the lockers and the bicycles outside.
know what you mean. They are a bit better than russians but only a bit ::) Remember 2 years ago i was pumpin this Blond in Hamburg and her cousin who lived next door was married to a dumb pollack..a Vodka drunk who thought because he was in a german Jail was hard as fuck..oh and he had a few tattoos but i have also a lot so straight away he eye  balled me and i stared him out. Never came to anything but i am sure if i was more often together with them it would have been aggro. he thought he was the dogs bollocks. worst thing they did was let the East scum into W Europe.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 06:33:07 AM
Not a gym fight story, but a little note about crazy Poles.


We had a quite few Polish immigrants working back in the production area where I work and one of them got into a heated dispute with the plant manager over a Worker's Compensation claim which was being denied. Next day the fucker showed up with a gun at work looking to kill the manager, who, luckily enough, had the day off. He did fire off a couple shots grazing one employee and led the manager's brother, who also works there, at gun point around the plant looking for his brother. The office staff jumped him and held him until the police arrived.

The guy got out of jail a couple of years back and hit the news again when he was charged with spousal abuse and had his parole revoked.



Almost forgot about this one.

When I was younger my Polish friend's brother, who was 18 at the time, shot and killed a hunter in a dispute over who shot a goose.

KURWA
polish scum. and they think they are the no1 football hooligans of the world. shit on my shoes.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Moen on July 01, 2012, 06:39:18 AM
Pretty sure Scott Abel has been tossed from a few gyms for his poor attitude.

Elaborate!
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: bigmc on July 01, 2012, 06:39:59 AM
Seen a couple of gym fights in my day...........at one gym some idiots were flinging 2 + 1/2, and 5 pound plates at each other.

are you sure it wasnt crossfit
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 06:41:09 AM
are you sure it wasnt crossfit
yeah crossfit fags
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: wes on July 01, 2012, 06:43:57 AM
are you sure it wasnt crossfit
:D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: dj181 on July 01, 2012, 06:57:26 AM
so i'm not alone in my thoughts/observations concerning these hard-ass poles

what would be interesting is to see what would happen if a few of these hard guys ended up in compton ;D

Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Ursus on July 01, 2012, 07:01:07 AM
Maybe it is a different class of Pole who goes to America as oppossed to Ireland.

Here they stay among themselves, work long hours and settle with families.

Are they all poles or are we using Poles as a generic name for all E. Europeans?
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 07:04:00 AM
another thing i remember was when i did after my Army time secuirity for the British Army. we had at times German civilian workers come in and on one occasion we had a little Russian dick come in. This little boy who was maybe 18 so he never knew the Military cold war, had a Russian Dress Uniform hat on Display on his back dash in his car. Not only that but he was a cocky little shit. We then fucked him around searched him and his car, slapped his face and sent him on his way.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 01, 2012, 08:00:38 AM
Last time in self defense my training partner was a pole - hilarious. Everything was totally serious, every time the instructors had shown an exercise he had this short tough moment where he was like elaborating with himself on how to pull this off as professionally as possible.
On top of that he didn't really follow the exercises and went in hard and I always had to hit his throat with the wooden knife.

Good guy overall but the toughness was a sight to behold.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 01, 2012, 08:10:04 AM
My buddy, in elementary school, his grandparents were pollocks. When we played Marco polo, and he was playing, we'd yell "Martins a pollock" instead of polo. Only interaction I had with them.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 08:28:01 AM
Last time in self defense my training partner was a pole - hilarious. Everything was totally serious, every time the instructors had shown an exercise he had this short tough moment where he was like elaborating with himself on how to pull this off as professionally as possible.
On top of that he didn't really follow the exercises and went in hard and I always had to hit his throat with the wooden knife.

Good guy overall but the toughness was a sight to behold.
You have to understand that poles,Russkis and the like are...just now getting used to our way of thinking and methods. They are DRILLED to be Dicks
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 01, 2012, 08:31:02 AM
Wooden knife? What kind of self defense course was this exactly bruce, one against getting raped? ;D

I forgot my other stuff and so I just jumped into another class that was at the same time - when I grasped that it was a bunch of people with wooden dildos it already was too late.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: chaos on July 01, 2012, 08:31:38 AM
Nope, never even seen an argument. :)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Tapeworm on July 01, 2012, 08:34:36 AM
I forgot my other stuff and so I just jumped into another class that was at the same time - when I grasped that it was a bunch of people with wooden dildos it already was too late.


Yeah but it could still be a weapon.  You could still kill a guy with it.  If the splinters in his anus festered the infection would be the end of him.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 08:37:58 AM
Another of my jobs was working in a gym where i learned Sport Admin( sport und fitnesskaufmann)  our German GetBigger "STARK" will tell you what that is. Anyway back at the ranch..i had a Gym member who was an East German of 55. He talked all the time about how all the jobs are lost because of NON Germans. I was getting a bit pissed off with this idiot one Day untill a mild mannerd member pointed out to me that they are years behind us still in their mentality.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Raymondo on July 01, 2012, 08:40:38 AM
Another of my jobs was working in a gym where i learned Sport Admin( sport und fitnesskaufmann)  our German GetBigger "STARK" will tell you what that is. Anyway back at the ranch..i had a Gym member who was an East German of 55. He talked all the time about how all the jobs are lost because of NON Germans. I was getting a bit pissed off with this idiot one Day untill a mild mannerd member pointed out to me that they are years behind us still in their mentality.

I have a suspicion that Stark is an Ossie :)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 08:50:30 AM
I have a suspicion that Stark is an Ossie :)
i think so too--really most of them are like this. They had only contact with people from Vietnam and other commies. I have been in Germany for years and the most W Germans hate them
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Raymondo on July 01, 2012, 08:54:24 AM
i think so too--really most of them are like this. They had only contact with people from Vietnam and other commies. I have been in Germany for years and the most W Germans hate them

Wessies have been paying for everybody. First their eastern brethren and now for the eurozone. I wonder what will happen if all of the suden they say "fuck this, fuck the euro, we're not paying you lazy bums another dime, go at it on your own"
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 01, 2012, 08:56:18 AM
You have to understand that poles,Russkis and the like are...just now getting used to our way of thinking and methods. They are DRILLED to be Dicks

That's exactly what I like about them - hope they instill fear into the austro/turkfag hearts.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 08:59:04 AM
Guys..love this thread ;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Butterbean on July 01, 2012, 09:01:27 AM
My trainer tried to give me a purple nurple once so I picked her up and threw her on the floor.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 09:02:40 AM
Wessies have been paying for everybody. First their eastern brethren and now for the eurozone. I wonder what will happen if all of the suden they say "fuck this, fuck the euro, we're not paying you lazy bums another dime, go at it on your own"
that is a good question because Merkel thinks she will save it. The euro is not working.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 01, 2012, 09:02:57 AM
My trainer tried to give me a purple nurple once so I picked her up and threw her on the floor.
.


Pics or it didn't happen  :)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Butterbean on July 01, 2012, 09:04:51 AM
are you sure it wasnt crossfit

hahaha
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: gracie bjj on July 01, 2012, 09:11:32 AM
i got hit with a mop while doing preacher curls by the gym cleaning guy
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 01, 2012, 09:14:25 AM
there are alot of roided up idiots in my gym and alot of eastern europeans that stink and never wash

the only guys that look like they want to start shit are the midgets

same things in bars short guys have a massive chip on their shoulders
^^
Just bitch slap them!
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 01, 2012, 09:19:50 AM
another thing i remember was when i did after my Army time secuirity for the British Army. we had at times German civilian workers come in and on one occasion we had a little Russian dick come in. This little boy who was maybe 18 so he never knew the Military cold war, had a Russian Dress Uniform hat on Display on his back dash in his car. Not only that but he was a cocky little shit. We then fucked him around searched him and his car, slapped his face and sent him on his way.
^^
GOOD ONE mate, we had a LOT of trouble with these Russian "volunteer" pricks in Croatia and Bosnia in 1990's when I was in NATO over there... they went SMILING like douchebags to the POW center.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Overload on July 01, 2012, 09:20:35 AM
Oddly enough all the fights i've seen in the gym were in the basketball court area.

Seen a few heated arguments, but the only time i saw hands thrown was in the BB area.


8)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 01, 2012, 09:54:54 AM
^^
GOOD ONE mate, we had a LOT of trouble with these Russian "volunteer" pricks in Croatia and Bosnia in 1990's when I was in NATO over there... they went SMILING like douchebags to the POW center.
yes fucking scum. The standard of the Russian / East block soldier was very poor. SCUM.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: arce1988 on July 01, 2012, 10:56:23 AM
  I hate when these crazy people start throwing weights
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: bighead on July 01, 2012, 07:26:25 PM
I used to work at a community center gymnasium. there was this philipino kid, must have been about 20, he had a long ponytail and wore shoes that were 4 times too big and you could hear him coming to the weight room from the gym. he must have greatly admired ''the rock'' because he always would raise his eybrows in that fashion and look at people like he was a real tough guy. he would walk right up to women who were working out, put his foot up on the bench lean his arm on his leg and give them that dead sexxy stare. they of course would panic and staff would have to step in and ask him to stop... after 5 incidents and fights too, they revoked his membership and gave him his money back.. guy was a complete lunatic.. I saw him a month later driving a beat up old mustang with his left leg and big shoe hanging out the window... you cant make this shit up.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: bighead on July 01, 2012, 07:36:22 PM
when was a youngster training about 3 years I graduated to what was considerd a hardcore gym. alot of guys there had those powerlifting belts and I wanted to get one too only, I couldnt find them in the traditional pro shop. I  decided to ask one of the guys at the gym who just happened to be black where he got his belt. he looked at the floor and said ''I STOLE IT FROM YOU'' I quickly realized what this guy was thinking and I got him to laugh at himself but made me realize how sensitive people can be... to this day I wonder who he stole that belt from.  ;)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 01, 2012, 08:13:55 PM
I was a kid training at East Coast Gym in West islip NY, I was 16 years old and a buck 70. these two gigantic steroid freaks start screaming at each other from across the gym and start launching 25's and 45's across the gym at each other's heads. everybody was hiding under a bench , they destroyed the place
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: arce1988 on July 01, 2012, 08:43:48 PM
^

 exactly
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Nomad on July 01, 2012, 09:26:39 PM
Never seen or been in one. Now that I have said that, I'm def going to see or even more likely be in one.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: dynamike on July 01, 2012, 10:46:12 PM
polish scum. and they think they are the no1 football hooligans of the world. shit on my shoes.

Polish scum? Tell me more about your elite german genetics Donny. Tell us also why the german national soccer player's best players are Polish.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: cephissus on July 01, 2012, 11:16:29 PM
I used to work at a community center gymnasium. there was this philipino kid, must have been about 20, he had a long ponytail and wore shoes that were 4 times too big and you could hear him coming to the weight room from the gym. he must have greatly admired ''the rock'' because he always would raise his eybrows in that fashion and look at people like he was a real tough guy. he would walk right up to women who were working out, put his foot up on the bench lean his arm on his leg and give them that dead sexxy stare. they of course would panic and staff would have to step in and ask him to stop... after 5 incidents and fights too, they revoked his membership and gave him his money back.. guy was a complete lunatic.. I saw him a month later driving a beat up old mustang with his left leg and big shoe hanging out the window... you cant make this shit up.

;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Nomad on July 01, 2012, 11:20:31 PM
Polish scum? Tell me more about your elite german genetics Donny. Tell us also why the german national soccer player's best players are Polish.

ey broski, everyone knows germanz >>> pole slav scum
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: dynamike on July 01, 2012, 11:41:42 PM
ey broski, everyone knows germanz >>> pole slav scum

Since when do you get internet in the trailer park?
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 02, 2012, 01:04:04 AM
Saw push and shove over one dude telling another dude he had terrible range of motion on the leg press.
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: cephissus on July 02, 2012, 01:15:08 AM
Saw push and shove over one dude telling another dude he had terrible range of motion on the leg press.

LMAO now that's a real gym fight...
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 02, 2012, 01:22:32 AM
Polish scum? Tell me more about your elite german genetics Donny. Tell us also why the german national soccer player's best players are Polish.
you cock i am not german. I am a Scot...and fucking proud of it ya wee fanny >:(
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 02, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
you cock i am not german. I am a Scot...and fucking proud of it ya wee fanny >:(

Jocky Wilson was a great man  8)
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Raymondo on July 03, 2012, 09:24:31 AM
you cock i am not german. I am a Scot...and fucking proud of it ya wee fanny >:(

haha, pay nae attention tae the wee gadges ;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 03, 2012, 09:33:37 AM
haha, pay nae attention tae the wee gadges ;D

Aye, there a bunch a fuckin wee bawbags... ;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Donny on July 03, 2012, 10:13:58 AM
 
Aye, there a bunch a fuckin wee bawbags... ;D
nice one ;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 04, 2012, 12:50:26 AM
BAM

smacks the short guy square in the mug. Shortie collapses to the ground, not flying backwards like you see in movies, just falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

;D
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 04, 2012, 12:53:15 AM
ey broski, everyone knows germanz >>> pole slav scum
But I am convinced that Polaks can drink a lot more before passing out....
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: irishdave on July 04, 2012, 02:37:01 AM
I wasn't in the gym at the time, but a traveler came in with a knife to stab another traveler while he was on the treadmill and they ended up throwing plates across the room at each other and the cops came
Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 04, 2012, 02:44:22 AM
when was a youngster training about 3 years I graduated to what was considerd a hardcore gym. alot of guys there had those powerlifting belts and I wanted to get one too only, I couldnt find them in the traditional pro shop. I  decided to ask one of the guys at the gym who just happened to be black where he got his belt. he looked at the floor and said ''I STOLE IT FROM YOU'' I quickly realized what this guy was thinking and I got him to laugh at himself but made me realize how sensitive people can be... to this day I wonder who he stole that belt from.  ;)
Is this post racist?     ;)




Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on July 04, 2012, 05:07:58 AM
I got in a fight with this crazy old dude at my gym.  

My friend was there and videotaped it!


Title: Re: Gym fights- Have you seen or been in one?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 04, 2012, 07:48:36 AM
I got in a fight with this crazy old dude at my gym.  

My friend was there and videotaped it!



Wow, Wes almost killed you there.... 8)