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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: gym**rat on July 06, 2012, 06:57:39 AM
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I am going to go with Taco Bell because you get more distance.
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fake
Yea I know, but if you were buzzed and walked up on them and they asked you to do anal with them, would you? Keep in mind your knees will be in the fake or real shit. It's a gamble.
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
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I'd invite them back to my place,
down several shots of liquor and pop a Viagra
put a rubber on
get in the shower and plow away.
Ok, that sounds all good and everything.....BUT....wh en you pull out of the ass of the first one the bitch sprays a gallon of shit back on you. Do you have the stomach to go ahead and hammer the 2nd one knowing you could get sprayed a second time? Plus factor in the smell.
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
You sir, are a man of detail. Well played. :D
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
Sounds like someone is speaking from experience. Im assuming booty taught you the finer points of shit play?
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That would be a deal breaker.
It appears that you indeed have boundries and scruples. God I wish I did. :'(
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Sounds like someone is speaking from experience. Im assuming booty taught you the finer points of shit play?
No, I had Taco Bell last week.
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
Yes, there would at the least be some residual dribble visible in the broad with whites panties. Even with full on projectile shitting, there would be the little squirts to cover her bum/panties a bit.
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Yes, there would at the least be some residual dribble visible in the broad with whites panties. Even with full on projectile shitting, there would be the little squirts to cover her bum/panties a bit.
This is what makes this world great. People from all over the world communicating to solve a mystery. Giving their views and ideas on whether it is real shit or fake. I think we could end war, end starvation, tranny prostitutes, and senseless killing all over the world. If can solve the shit mystery we can solve ANYTHING! I am so proud to be a member of the human race. :)
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The bigger question, assuming this is a fake and not a chopped porn pic, is where and why are these chicks in an alley on their knees with their underwear around their ankles?
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The bigger question, assuming this is a fake and not a chopped porn pic, is where and why are these chicks in an alley on their knees with their underwear around their ankles?
Photo Opp. Probably hoping TMZ comes by.
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Someone needs to photoshop Lee Preist laying down behind them.
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Someone needs to photoshop Lee Preist laying down behind them.
Lee behind one and Sylvester Stallone behind the other. ;D
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This weeks feces related thread.
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This weeks feces related thread.
You know you could count on me to come through. Wait until you see what I have in store for next week. ;D
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
No...the way to determine its fake is more simpler.....women dont shit!!!
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No...the way to determine its fake is more simpler.....women dont shit!!!
Take my wife to a Japanese Hibatchi Steakhouse and then tell me that. Something about those places cleans her out. I will try and get a pic on the next evacuation.
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You know you could count on me to come through. Wait until you see what I have in store for next week. ;D
I`ll be sure to stay tuned! LOL ;D
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vomit in my mouth
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I am going to go with Taco Bell because you get more distance.
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Amateur. You must be young. Us oldsters always go for volume over distance. ;D
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Take my wife to a Japanese Hibatchi Steakhouse and then tell me that. Something about those places cleans her out. I will try and get a pic on the next evacuation.
Gotta be the butter, my wife is the same way. Actually, 6 of us went to a Kubuki steakhouse, and after we went to one of the couples house to watch transformers. Well, the homeowners went to their room to go to the bathroom, but I used the one out near the living room. Well, I started running the water so I didn't gross anyone out, but it just exploded. I'm talking American Pie style. Anyway, I was hoping that they didn't hear, but then I started to hear aerosol spray out side the door and saw it coming under the door. After that, it was on, everybody, man or woman was running to the bathroom. It was crazy, I didn't know one of the couples well, but after that, we had a bond. ;D
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Amateur. You must be young. Us oldsters always go for volume over distance. ;D
Wrong again monkey man. I am 53, but still a juvenile. :D
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Gotta be the butter, my wife is the same way. Actually, 6 of us went to a Kubuki steakhouse, and after we went to one of the couples house to watch transformers. Well, the homeowners went to their room to go to the bathroom, but I used the one out near the living room. Well, I started running the water so I didn't gross anyone out, but it just exploded. I'm talking American Pie style. Anyway, I was hoping that they didn't hear, but then I started to hear aerosol spray out side the door and saw it coming under the door. After that, it was on, everybody, man or woman was running to the bathroom. It was crazy, I didn't know one of the couples well, but after that, we had a bond. ;D
Classic response. I actually got a visual of you all scrambling around the house desperate for a shitter.
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If that were real, there'd be shit spatters all over their asses.
Wiggs,
Shit Spatter Scientist
this guy ;D Killin me wiggs, you are killin me
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Gotta be the butter, my wife is the same way. Actually, 6 of us went to a Kubuki steakhouse, and after we went to one of the couples house to watch transformers. Well, the homeowners went to their room to go to the bathroom, but I used the one out near the living room. Well, I started running the water so I didn't gross anyone out, but it just exploded. I'm talking American Pie style. Anyway, I was hoping that they didn't hear, but then I started to hear aerosol spray out side the door and saw it coming under the door. After that, it was on, everybody, man or woman was running to the bathroom. It was crazy, I didn't know one of the couples well, but after that, we had a bond. ;D
This is what you get for eating @ a Bukake Steakhouse :-X
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Gotta be the butter, my wife is the same way. Actually, 6 of us went to a Kubuki steakhouse, and after we went to one of the couples house to watch transformers. Well, the homeowners went to their room to go to the bathroom, but I used the one out near the living room. Well, I started running the water so I didn't gross anyone out, but it just exploded. I'm talking American Pie style. Anyway, I was hoping that they didn't hear, but then I started to hear aerosol spray out side the door and saw it coming under the door. After that, it was on, everybody, man or woman was running to the bathroom. It was crazy, I didn't know one of the couples well, but after that, we had a bond. ;D
Many years ago in Milwaukee there was the Crypto-Sporidium (sp?) umm outbreak? Contaminated water from the city. Well, I was at this superbowl party with a gf. Foooking huge house. Game room, indoor lap pool. Guy was loaded. You would think the guy would have all his bathrooms functional. The game was getting done and most everyone was upstairs, suddenly I have the need to take an INTENSE shit. I go downstairs and unload like Dumber and Dumber. Go to flush..NOTHING. there is no bucket near, nothing. All the while the smell is permeating me. I hear people coming down and I am just freaking out. I walk upstairs on the opposite side they are coming down. I say to the gf that we need to go. The next day I told her....she was PISSED. Didnt talk to me for about 3 days. LOL
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Many years ago in Milwaukee there was the Crypto-Sporidium (sp?) umm outbreak? Contaminated water from the city. Well, I was at this superbowl party with a gf. Foooking huge house. Game room, indoor lap pool. Guy was loaded. You would think the guy would have all his bathrooms functional. The game was getting done and most everyone was upstairs, suddenly I have the need to take an INTENSE shit. I go downstairs and unload like Dumber and Dumber. Go to flush..NOTHING. there is no bucket near, nothing. All the while the smell is permeating me. I hear people coming down and I am just freaking out. I walk upstairs on the opposite side they are coming down. I say to the gf that we need to go. The next day I told her....she was PISSED. Didnt talk to me for about 3 days. LOL
Why do women take shitting so seriously? For men it is a sport. Every time I drop down to shit I have a couple goals set. 1- to have a turd so big it splashes the piss water up on my shoulder blades. 2- the shit is so big that the toilet cannot recover. They have to pull the old toilet out with my turd still lodged in the porceline. When it is set out for trash pickup the neighborhood dogs & cats love you for it
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Why do women take shitting so seriously? For men it is a sport. Every time I drop down to shit I have a couple goals set. 1- to have a turd so big it splashes the piss water up on my shoulder blades. 2- the shit is so big that the toilet cannot recover. They have to pull the old toilet out with my turd still lodged in the porceline. When it is set out for trash pickup the neighborhood dogs & cats love you for it
I log in, check the first gym**rat post, and what is the topic....? ;D This place feels like one big family !
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I log in, check the first gym**rat post, and what is the topic....? ;D This place feels like one big family !
As traditional as Thanksgiving dinner. I promised Wes a shit related thread every week. Supply and demand, and I have a bunch of shit.