Take my wife to a Japanese Hibatchi Steakhouse and then tell me that. Something about those places cleans her out. I will try and get a pic on the next evacuation.
Gotta be the butter, my wife is the same way. Actually, 6 of us went to a Kubuki steakhouse, and after we went to one of the couples house to watch transformers. Well, the homeowners went to their room to go to the bathroom, but I used the one out near the living room. Well, I started running the water so I didn't gross anyone out, but it just exploded. I'm talking American Pie style. Anyway, I was hoping that they didn't hear, but then I started to hear aerosol spray out side the door and saw it coming under the door. After that, it was on, everybody, man or woman was running to the bathroom. It was crazy, I didn't know one of the couples well, but after that, we had a bond.