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Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/ (http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/)
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/c/caimen_m.jpg)
Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA
What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.
Grade: D-
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/f/fujia_l.jpg)
My Dream House
Marker
Fujia L.
Age 9
California, USA
Gayer than da_vinci in capri pants. Not surprising coming out of the "Land of Fruits and Nuts." Do you see in Lego or some shit? Protip for "Fujia": houses don't have five doors on the top floor that lead denizens to their death via plunging 5 stories to the street below. ::) Idiot.
Grade: F+ (Fruity Plus)
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/m/miranda_m.jpg)
Daddy
Crayon
Miranda M.
Age 5
Arkansas, USA
Talk about a "Miranda Warning": this girl thinks it's normal that some dude she calls "daddy" has a giant bulge in his pants and a gimpish smile every time he approaches her. Real perverted girl.
Grade: F
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/m/melanie_s.jpg)
Calico
Marker
Melanie S.
Age 6
North Carolina, USA
Wow, you literally drew a multicolored turd with eyes and called it a cat. Fucking A, Melanie. Brutal attempt at drawing the sun and sky. The sun isn't a brown triangle, hope this helps you dope. On the other hand, cats are pieces of shit.
Grade: A (for accuracy)
Feel free to add to the collection.
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Public School System.
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
I think you missed the joke.
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Well, there are many factors going on here... both parents work, broken families but most of all....
We are a country that has compulsory education to 12th grade. All students are expected to learn the same exact things at the same exact rate at the same exact time as everyone else. This leads to teachers and administrators busting their tales to bring up the lowest performing students to an acceptable level which rarely happens, given the above conditions while the best and brightest are left to fend for themselves not being challenged to their potential. Gone are the day of trade schools nor do we educate students like in Japan and Germany where placement tests are given in order to "place" students in their correct tracks. The system needs to change which is handed down by our government.
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Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.
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Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.
and mosques, and synogogues, and especially scientology centres.
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The first one "Sailing" looks "abstract"...I think the kid has talent...
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haha if we're to believe any of this, keep in mind syntax is busting the balls of a two-year old for a lack of realism... ::)
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Have to give this noob 'syntax' some credit here, had a good chuckle on a few of those ;D
The sailing pic is frickin cool, goddamn i can't believe a 2 yr old pulled that shit off. its fantastic to see the younger generation get ahead of the previous generation, they are our only hope for humanity :'(
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i don't believe the sailing picture is done by a kid
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Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.
This guy gets it.
Tre-O-meter, how did you break away from gospelization and the evangilizator monster> (I'm assuming)?
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Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/ (http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/)
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/c/caimen_m.jpg)
Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA
What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.
That's a perfect rendition of a sailingboat, would sell for quite alot in an artgallery.
Is that Boticelli?
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>:(
Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/ (http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/)
(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/c/caimen_m.jpg)
Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA
What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.
Grade: D-
Yeah, this tyke needs to do a little more research on the intricacies of sailing
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I was a big talent growing up. I drew portraits at 8..etc... haven't done anything since I was 18. Here's my take on it:
If the first one is done by a 2 yo it might be the next Picasso. I am not buying it.
The thread starter is a complete moron. Doesn't take a genius to realize this.
Kids are adorable and the rest of the drawings are funny and well done.
The thread starter is a complete moron
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>:(
Yeah, this tyke needs to do a little more research on the intricacies of sailing
Agreed. The ignorance is astounding.
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I was a big talent growing up. I drew portraits at 8..etc... haven't done anything since I was 18. Here's my take on it:
No one cares. Please, do not detract from the thread topic: the astronomical ignorance of America's youth, the future of the nation as we know it!
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Agreed. The ignorance is astounding.
It's the parent's fault. Laziness is a learned trait.
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If the first drawing is by a 2yo, I'm going to go home and torture my 3yo 'til he draws something even remotely as good.
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Kieron Williamson 7 Years old
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(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/c/caimen_m.jpg)
This is amazing, the kid should be an impressionistic painter.....not kidding here.
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(http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/pictures/f/fujia_l.jpg)
Naive art with cubistic tendencies.....American kids are amazingly creative !!
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=430766.0;attach=475753;image)
With a bit different colour setting this could go for an early Van Gogh....
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=430766.0;attach=475753;image)
With a bit different colour setting this could go for an early Van Gogh....
Needs more absinthe and auto-mutilation.
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No one cares. Please, do not detract from the thread topic: the astronomical ignorance of America's youth, the future of the nation as we know it!
Apparently you cared enough to comment idiot ;D
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and mosques, and synogogues, and especially scientology centres.
x2
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Apparently you cared enough to comment idiot ;D
In the words of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show, "Goo for you, man, goo for you."
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LOL at the original critic of the paintings.
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Well, there are many factors going on here... both parents work, broken families but most of all....
We are a country that has compulsory education to 12th grade. All students are expected to learn the same exact things at the same exact rate at the same exact time as everyone else. This leads to teachers and administrators busting their tales to bring up the lowest performing students to an acceptable level which rarely happens, given the above conditions while the best and brightest are left to fend for themselves not being challenged to their potential. Gone are the day of trade schools nor do we educate students like in Japan and Germany where placement tests are given in order to "place" students in their correct tracks. The system needs to change which is handed down by our government.
8) You nailed it sir .
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In the words of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show, "Goo for you, man, goo for you."
Good post!
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2)
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_4.jpg)
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_3.jpg)
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_1.jpg)
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2)
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_4.jpg)
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_3.jpg)
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_1.jpg)
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
Yes, I'm hoping we can expand the concept with a collection of original contributions.
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LOL at Mitt Romney's education plan...
President Obama didn't buy his way into school; he earned it!
America for Barack Obama 2012
http://www.barackobama.com/ (http://www.barackobama.com/)
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OMG!
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488089_10151014057221749_881703410_n.jpg)
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I think you need to find a better troll archetype; BennyB has already got this model perfected (posting political stuff contrary to the getbig hivemind's preferences and thus inciting rage).
I'm an American, and I'm betting everything I have on the country I love.
You can go to hell!
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Obama-Forward-620x332.jpg)
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I'm an American, and I'm betting everything I have on the country I love.
Two cheeseburger coupons and a GetBig account?
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Two cheeseburger coupons and a GetBig account?
No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.
Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.
I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.
America for Barack Obama 2012.
(http://www.thewestpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama2012.jpg)
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Looks like it's that time again - Oh Goodie, a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea!
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Our Future Leaders
Maddoxx you are not....nice try. Please unfuck yourself and do something original.
Your thread : F
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Maddoxx you are not....nice try. Please unfuck yourself and do something original.
Your thread : F
That's right, I'm no "Maddoxx" because there is no such person (it's Maddox, with a single x). Nice try Kocklovinstein.
Your horribly spelled, content-free post: F
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That's right, I'm no "Maddoxx" because there is no such person (it's Maddox, with a single x). Nice try Kocklovinstein.
Your horribly spelled, content-free post: F
Horribly spelled...because I quickly typed the name of someone on the internet? Wow...brutal. Also, in case you didn't realize it...there was content. I chose not to quote your entire unfunny, plagiarized, drivel of a post. The only worth quoting was quoted.
How's this...you are no George Ouzounian. You will never be him. Please stop imitating him like you do a heterosexual male.
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Horribly spelled...because I quickly typed the name of someone on the internet? Wow...brutal. Also, in case you didn't realize it...there was content. I chose not to quote your entire unfunny, plagiarized, drivel of a post. The only worth quoting was quoted.
How's this...you are no George Ouzounian. You will never be him. Please stop imitating him like you do a heterosexual male.
1. It was horribly spelled because it was horribly spelled, regardless of how long you took to type it.
2. You forgot a word after "only." Please, learn how to handle the language if you're going to try communicating in it. Or do the gaps in the sentences signify even larger gaps in your head?
3. Anything that is obviously and unapologetically inspired by something millions consume is plagiarism? I guess you're one of these guys that says all of music for the last 50+ years is plagiarism, or perhaps all literature after a certain period. If that's your definition then goo for you man, goo for you.
4. Also...stop using so many fucking...ellipses...it makes you look like...you have the mental...capacity...of a 12 year...old...on AIM....
Hope...this...helps...
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1. It was horribly spelled because it was horribly spelled, regardless of how long you took to type it.
2. You forgot a word after "only." Please, learn how to handle the language if you're going to try communicating in it. Or do the gaps in the sentences signify even larger gaps in your head?
3. Anything that is obviously and unapologetically inspired by something millions consume is plagiarism? I guess you're one of these guys that says all of music for the last 50+ years is plagiarism, or perhaps all literature after a certain period. If that's your definition then goo for you man, goo for you.
4. Also...stop using so many fucking...ellipses...it makes you look like...you have the mental...capacity...of a 12 year...old...on AIM....
Hope...this...helps...
While the obvious melt nature of your rebuttal is entertaining to read, perhaps you should refer back to my original reply and unfuck yourself.
"Its horrible spelled because it was horribly spelled" ::) You sound like the type of twat that would use the line "I know you are but what am I".
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Alright man, I'll try.
That's all that you can do. It's a rough fact of life. ;D
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No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.
Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.
I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.
America for Barack Obama 2012.
(http://www.thewestpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Obama2012.jpg)
So you are betting everything others have done, but not you?
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2)
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_4.jpg)
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_3.jpg)
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/crapart2_1.jpg)
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
You think these are bad? My 7 year old came home asking what the "Cayley numbers" were!
The dumb-shit kept trying to solve some integral by conformal mapping to the complex plane! I tried telling her "They're NON-COMMUTATIVE real numbers!", but she kept on trying to map to the complex plane...muttering "they doubly cover the real line" over and over and over.
I poured a beer out on her work and said "Residue your way out of that integral, moron."
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No, an American lineage dating back to the Revolutionary War.
Family members who bled and died from the seas of the south pacific in WWII to the mountains of Afghanistan today defending our country.
I'm betting everything I've worked for and contributed to my country; the country I so dearly love.
God's own country, right ?