Author Topic: America is doomed - Children are dumber than ever (Read 7917 times)

syntaxmachine · « **on:** July 09, 2012, 07:56:23 PM »

Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/

Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA

What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.

Grade: D-

My Dream House
Marker
Fujia L.
Age 9
California, USA

Gayer than da_vinci in capri pants. Not surprising coming out of the "Land of Fruits and Nuts." Do you see in Lego or some shit? Protip for "Fujia": houses don't have five doors on the top floor that lead denizens to their death via plunging 5 stories to the street below.

Idiot.

Grade: F+ (Fruity Plus)

Daddy
Crayon
Miranda M.
Age 5
Arkansas, USA

Talk about a "Miranda Warning": this girl thinks it's normal that some dude she calls "daddy" has a giant bulge in his pants and a gimpish smile every time he approaches her. Real perverted girl.

Grade: F

Calico
Marker
Melanie S.
Age 6
North Carolina, USA

Wow, you literally drew a multicolored turd with eyes and called it a cat. Fucking A, Melanie. Brutal attempt at drawing the sun and sky. The sun isn't a brown triangle, hope this helps you dope. On the other hand, cats are pieces of shit.

Grade: A (for accuracy)

Feel free to add to the collection.

el numero uno · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2012, 07:59:09 PM »

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2012, 08:03:18 PM »

Public School System.

Shockwave · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2012, 08:03:47 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on July 09, 2012, 07:59:09 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you?

I think you missed the joke.

Fallsview · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2012, 08:10:35 PM »

Well, there are many factors going on here... both parents work, broken families but most of all....

We are a country that has compulsory education to 12th grade. All students are expected to learn the same exact things at the same exact rate at the same exact time as everyone else. This leads to teachers and administrators busting their tales to bring up the lowest performing students to an acceptable level which rarely happens, given the above conditions while the best and brightest are left to fend for themselves not being challenged to their potential. Gone are the day of trade schools nor do we educate students like in Japan and Germany where placement tests are given in order to "place" students in their correct tracks. The system needs to change which is handed down by our government.

Tre · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2012, 08:34:04 PM »

Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.

bighead · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2012, 08:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Tre on July 09, 2012, 08:34:04 PM

Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.

and mosques, and synogogues, and especially scientology centres.

Parker · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2012, 09:16:50 PM »

The first one "Sailing" looks "abstract"...I think the kid has talent...

cephissus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2012, 09:35:40 PM »

haha if we're to believe any of this, keep in mind syntax is busting the balls of a two-year old for a lack of realism...

haider · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2012, 09:57:36 PM »

Have to give this noob 'syntax' some credit here, had a good chuckle on a few of those

The sailing pic is frickin cool, goddamn i can't believe a 2 yr old pulled that shit off. its fantastic to see the younger generation get ahead of the previous generation, they are our only hope for humanity

Dipadidu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2012, 10:20:02 PM »

i don't believe the sailing picture is done by a kid

Alex23 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2012, 10:22:43 PM »

Quote from: Tre on July 09, 2012, 08:34:04 PM

Get rid of all the fucking churches and turn the schools into places of enlightenment.

This guy gets it.

Tre-O-meter, how did you break away from gospelization and the evangilizator monster> (I'm assuming)?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2012, 11:10:54 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 09, 2012, 07:56:23 PM

Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/

Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA

What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.

That's a perfect rendition of a sailingboat, would sell for quite alot in an artgallery.

Is that Boticelli?

doison · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2012, 12:39:06 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 09, 2012, 07:56:23 PM

Our Future Leaders
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/

Sailing
Crayon and marker (blended pictures)
Caimen M.
Age 2
Wisconsin, USA

What the hell is this crap? Is this honestly what you think sailing is? Do you have glaucoma or something? This literally looks nothing like sailing whatsoever. Lay off the Elmer's Glue huffs, bro.

Grade: D-

Yeah, this tyke needs to do a little more research on the intricacies of sailing

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2012, 12:50:37 AM »

I was a big talent growing up. I drew portraits at 8..etc... haven't done anything since I was 18. Here's my take on it:

If the first one is done by a 2 yo it might be the next Picasso. I am not buying it.

The thread starter is a complete moron. Doesn't take a genius to realize this.

Kids are adorable and the rest of the drawings are funny and well done.

The thread starter is a complete moron

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2012, 12:54:20 AM »

Quote from: doison on July 10, 2012, 12:39:06 AM

Yeah, this tyke needs to do a little more research on the intricacies of sailing

Agreed. The ignorance is astounding.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:04:30 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 10, 2012, 12:50:37 AM

I was a big talent growing up. I drew portraits at 8..etc... haven't done anything since I was 18. Here's my take on it:

No one cares. Please, do not detract from the thread topic: the astronomical ignorance of America's youth, the future of the nation as we know it!

doison · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 10, 2012, 12:54:20 AM

Agreed. The ignorance is astounding.

It's the parent's fault. Laziness is a learned trait.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:30:41 AM »

If the first drawing is by a 2yo, I'm going to go home and torture my 3yo 'til he draws something even remotely as good.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:46:27 AM »

Kieron Williamson 7 Years old

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:46:56 AM »

This is amazing, the kid should be an impressionistic painter.....not kidding here.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:48:54 AM »

Naive art with cubistic tendencies.....American kids are amazingly creative !!

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:50:05 AM »

With a bit different colour setting this could go for an early Van Gogh....

phreak · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:05:52 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on July 10, 2012, 02:50:05 AM

With a bit different colour setting this could go for an early Van Gogh....

Needs more absinthe and auto-mutilation.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:43:45 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 10, 2012, 01:04:30 AM

No one cares. Please, do not detract from the thread topic: the astronomical ignorance of America's youth, the future of the nation as we know it!

Apparently you cared enough to comment idiot