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Title: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 12, 2012, 04:49:36 AM
One to remember or same old same old.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Papper on July 12, 2012, 04:52:15 AM
Your mom thought it was very good on her chest
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 12, 2012, 04:54:18 AM
Quote from: papercut on July 12, 2012, 04:52:15 AM
Your mom thought it was very good on her chest

My mom is not Booty  ::)
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Euro-monster on July 12, 2012, 04:58:49 AM
I had a great shit about 30 minutes ago....thanks for asking.. ;)
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on July 12, 2012, 05:07:18 AM
she was a solid 8 :D
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 12, 2012, 05:07:53 AM
There's different kinds of shit, everyone's experienced it I guess: the best ones are not the ones you remember as you just sometimes sit down, empty your rectum with ease, wash your ass if you have some kind of education, metrosexual or gay and get up in less than a minute. You'll congratulate yourself for your high-fiber diet and move on with your day.
Then there's the tough shit that will get you turn the place into a bunker filled with more gas then an Auschwitz gas chamber in 1943; 40 minutes later, you've been sweating like a pig, gotten the shakes, your anus feels in such a way that you suddenly have empathy for Goodrum, and you still have the nasty impression that you could shit another 2 pounds on top of the previous ones. Those ones you remember.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Raymondo on July 12, 2012, 05:13:32 AM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 12, 2012, 04:49:36 AM
One to remember or same old same old.

You can find evidence of my last dump on that blue towel of yours ;)
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Moen on July 12, 2012, 05:15:13 AM
I hate to shit. I find it degrading. I'm looking for a solution to get under anesthesia a few times a week to get shit extracted while unconscious. It's not very clean neither.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 12, 2012, 05:30:34 AM
This morning was a good combination of both. I ate homemade nachos last night with spicy seasoning and fresh jalapeņos. This morning I had a solid dump, presumably from the lunch I had, followed by a little bit o what I call "baby poop". This was from the spicy dinner I had. HTH
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 05:31:34 AM
Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 12, 2012, 05:24:02 AM
Keto dumps are never festive events.

Couldn't agree more.  Feels like you shit out a piece of concrete.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Moen on July 12, 2012, 05:47:02 AM
Quote from: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 05:31:34 AM
Couldn't agree more.  Feels like you shit out a piece of concrete.

That's not the keto doing that, it's God's punishment for becoming a mail order chiropractor.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: mogulgangi on July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM
I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: BigCyp on July 12, 2012, 05:52:29 AM
I think it was good?

Landed right in the middle of booty's cleavage!
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: da_vinci on July 12, 2012, 05:55:25 AM
All the food is absorbed by my muscle mass.. I don't need to take dumps.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Moen on July 12, 2012, 05:55:36 AM
Quote from: mogulgangi on July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM
I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?

You'll have no problem getting that question answered on here. You can PM Krankenstein for instance, he is both a chiropractor (knows the human body or at least claims to, he's still a chiro) and a homosexual so I'm sure he can give you the gist.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: kh300 on July 12, 2012, 06:02:56 AM
Quote from: mogulgangi on July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM
I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?

I've heard that if they get a condom stuck, that only a shit or a really powerful fart will remove it.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Moen on July 12, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
Quote from: kh300 on July 12, 2012, 06:02:56 AM
No I believe they do. I've heard that if they get a condom stuck, that only a shit or a really powerful fart will remove it.

I still have dozens of condoms stuck up my anus from my days in the SS.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on July 12, 2012, 06:05:58 AM
Any shit that doesn't require stitches or involve any blood afterwards puts it in the good category, unless you're Benny, who looks forward to having his anus decimated by any means.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: dr.chimps on July 12, 2012, 06:38:05 AM
Deicide to the courtesy desk, please.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: bigmc on July 12, 2012, 06:39:13 AM
nz getting to the heart of the worlds problems in this thread
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Papper on July 12, 2012, 06:42:01 AM
Nazi muscle thong-bear, have you taken on Juruths penchant for excremental discussions? ;)
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 06:42:36 AM
Quote from: Moen on July 12, 2012, 05:47:02 AM
That's not the keto doing that, it's God's punishment for becoming a mail order chiropractor.

 ::)

The only thing mail order is your Vietnamese lady boy "wife"

Moensforcock, any time you wish to discuss what I supposedly know, or don't know, feel free to step up.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Moen on July 12, 2012, 06:47:05 AM
Quote from: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 06:42:36 AM
::)

The only thing mail order is your Vietnamese lady boy "wife"

Moensforcock, any time you wish to discuss what I supposedly know, or don't know, feel free to step up.

 ;D
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 12, 2012, 07:27:45 AM
Why don't we ask this question to Lee Priest, he doesn't have a wife or radio show anymore so he can't be busy!!!! :D
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 08:39:54 AM
Quote from: Thespritz0 on July 12, 2012, 07:27:45 AM
Why don't we ask this question to Lee Priest, he doesn't have a wife or radio show anymore so he can't be busy!!!! :D

or a supplement contract

or a bodybuilding career

or a job "writing" articles

not so sure about the race car gig either
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2012, 08:55:15 AM
as good as the face of your mom
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2012, 10:59:31 AM
Waiting for mr gym**rat from Team Seamonkey to respond..
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Hulkotron on July 12, 2012, 11:00:11 AM
We should have an ongoing getbig thread where you post pictures of your latest dump.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: ritch on July 12, 2012, 11:02:56 AM
the one I took on your mom's chest was epic...
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: makaveli25 on July 12, 2012, 11:04:35 AM
My dumps are huge! Yesterdays almost circled the toilet completely. I put in a huge lip of chew and have at it. I hate just hate wiping my ass. I almost go through a whole role of toilet paper every time. My roommate buys that horseshit pillowy kind.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2012, 11:11:00 AM
I leave my dumps at work. That way the nurses can enjoy them too...
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2012, 11:13:20 AM
This is the pic I took today of Tito24's last public dump...

(http://www.dagjeweg.nl/img/dagjeweg/drol-ned-13607.jpg)
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: POB on July 12, 2012, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: kh300 on July 12, 2012, 06:02:56 AM
I've heard that if they get a condom stuck, that only a shit or a really powerful fart will remove it.

Stop! Lol
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: delta9mda on July 12, 2012, 12:47:19 PM
thought i was giving birth to say the least. when it was all said and done i got away with one flush and it was all gone.
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: BOW on July 12, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: dutchguy on July 12, 2012, 11:13:20 AM
This is the pic I took today of Tito24's last public dump...

(http://www.dagjeweg.nl/img/dagjeweg/drol-ned-13607.jpg)
that looks like some good jimmy dean breakfast sausages
Title: Re: How good was the last dump you took?
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2012, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: BOW on July 12, 2012, 01:29:40 PM
that looks like some good jimmy dean breakfast sausages
As a matter of fact it looks exactly like YAGR....