Author Topic: How good was the last dump you took? (Read 2627 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** July 12, 2012, 04:49:36 AM »

One to remember or same old same old.

Papper · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2012, 04:52:15 AM »

Your mom thought it was very good on her chest

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2012, 04:54:18 AM »

Quote from: papercut on July 12, 2012, 04:52:15 AM

Your mom thought it was very good on her chest

My mom is not Booty

Euro-monster · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2012, 04:58:49 AM »

I had a great shit about 30 minutes ago....thanks for asking..

Marlo Stanfield · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:07:18 AM »

she was a solid 8

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:07:53 AM »

There's different kinds of shit, everyone's experienced it I guess: the best ones are not the ones you remember as you just sometimes sit down, empty your rectum with ease, wash your ass if you have some kind of education, metrosexual or gay and get up in less than a minute. You'll congratulate yourself for your high-fiber diet and move on with your day.
Then there's the tough shit that will get you turn the place into a bunker filled with more gas then an Auschwitz gas chamber in 1943; 40 minutes later, you've been sweating like a pig, gotten the shakes, your anus feels in such a way that you suddenly have empathy for Goodrum, and you still have the nasty impression that you could shit another 2 pounds on top of the previous ones. Those ones you remember.

Raymondo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:13:32 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on July 12, 2012, 04:49:36 AM

One to remember or same old same old.

You can find evidence of my last dump on that blue towel of yours

Moen · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:15:13 AM »

I hate to shit. I find it degrading. I'm looking for a solution to get under anesthesia a few times a week to get shit extracted while unconscious. It's not very clean neither.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:30:34 AM »

This morning was a good combination of both. I ate homemade nachos last night with spicy seasoning and fresh jalapeños. This morning I had a solid dump, presumably from the lunch I had, followed by a little bit o what I call "baby poop". This was from the spicy dinner I had. HTH

Krankenstein · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:31:34 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on July 12, 2012, 05:24:02 AM

Keto dumps are never festive events.

Couldn't agree more. Feels like you shit out a piece of concrete.

Moen · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:47:02 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 05:31:34 AM

Couldn't agree more. Feels like you shit out a piece of concrete.

That's not the keto doing that, it's God's punishment for becoming a mail order chiropractor.

mogulgangi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM »

I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?

BigCyp · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:52:29 AM »

I think it was good?

Landed right in the middle of booty's cleavage!

da_vinci · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:55:25 AM »

All the food is absorbed by my muscle mass.. I don't need to take dumps.

Moen · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2012, 05:55:36 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM

I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?

You'll have no problem getting that question answered on here. You can PM Krankenstein for instance, he is both a chiropractor (knows the human body or at least claims to, he's still a chiro) and a homosexual so I'm sure he can give you the gist.

kh300 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:02:56 AM »

Quote from: mogulgangi on July 12, 2012, 05:49:48 AM

I wonder if homosexuals shit easier..!eing that their butthole grip wears downs..any thoughts?

I've heard that if they get a condom stuck, that only a shit or a really powerful fart will remove it.

Moen · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:04:41 AM »

Quote from: kh300 on July 12, 2012, 06:02:56 AM

No I believe they do. I've heard that if they get a condom stuck, that only a shit or a really powerful fart will remove it.

I still have dozens of condoms stuck up my anus from my days in the SS.

Bindare_Dundat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:05:58 AM »

Any shit that doesn't require stitches or involve any blood afterwards puts it in the good category, unless you're Benny, who looks forward to having his anus decimated by any means.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:38:05 AM »

Deicide to the courtesy desk, please.

bigmc · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:39:13 AM »

nz getting to the heart of the worlds problems in this thread

Papper · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:42:01 AM »

Nazi muscle thong-bear, have you taken on Juruths penchant for excremental discussions?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:42:36 AM »

Quote from: Moen on July 12, 2012, 05:47:02 AM

That's not the keto doing that, it's God's punishment for becoming a mail order chiropractor.

The only thing mail order is your Vietnamese lady boy "wife"

Moensforcock, any time you wish to discuss what I supposedly know, or don't know, feel free to step up.

Moen · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2012, 06:47:05 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on July 12, 2012, 06:42:36 AM

The only thing mail order is your Vietnamese lady boy "wife"

Moensforcock, any time you wish to discuss what I supposedly know, or don't know, feel free to step up.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:27:45 AM »

Why don't we ask this question to Lee Priest, he doesn't have a wife or radio show anymore so he can't be busy!!!!

Krankenstein · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:39:54 AM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on July 12, 2012, 07:27:45 AM

Why don't we ask this question to Lee Priest, he doesn't have a wife or radio show anymore so he can't be busy!!!!

or a supplement contract

or a bodybuilding career

or a job "writing" articles

not so sure about the race car gig either