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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Big Chiro Flex on July 18, 2012, 07:45:41 PM
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Once upon a time (this evening)...
One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.
The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$
The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?
There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.
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Schmoe post reported.
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:D
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nude pics of the hot banker
or shit didn't happen
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Translated = Gayo Flex has finally hooked himself up with a gay 4 pay venue and wants everyone to know he'll be on stage as soon as he finds the right "sponsor". :-X
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:D
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I'd want a lot more than $200 to stand around and be felt up by old schmoes.
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Translated = Gayo Flex has finally hooked himself up with a gay 4 pay venue and wants everyone to know he'll be on stage as soon as he finds the right "sponsor". :-X
I like to think of myself as a pioneer...the first natty BBer to attain a "sponsor". How are your calves doing bud?
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I'd want a lot more than $200 to stand around and be felt up by old schmoes.
Need to ask Derek Anthony / Springer what's the going rate.
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Once upon a time (this evening)...
One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.
The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$
The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?
There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.
About as believable as a Suckmymuscle post.....
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Is this your way of saying that we'll find you outside room 7, next to the ice machine? And that you just wont go down for the first schmoe who asks, but that you need a little "sugar" to drop trou?
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I see great man-whore-slut potential in you, cheerios. Don't disappoint me and start talking about morals, dignity, shame, and other gay shit like that.
Part of being a dedicated bodybuilder is letting creepy guys feel you up and suck you off so you can afford GH kits.
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gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread
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gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread
Hahaha 'gayboy texts' classic.
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Once upon a time (this evening)...
One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.
The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$
The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?
There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.
Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed ::)
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Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed ::)
Shiner of heads has shown his true rainbow colours in this thread.
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nude pics of the hot banker
or shit didn't happen
X 2
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I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews :-\
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I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews :-\
Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...
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Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...
Don't be silly, in that case, he would have slapped him, waited to see if he turned the other cheek, then called the rabbis, crucified him, then lamented that he wasn't the real messiah and went back waiting.
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Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...
In that case he was a noob, I don't look like Tony Doherty aka Messiahofmuscle
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Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed ::)
Haha just trying to contribute a story from the life of a very dedicated amateur bodybuilder. GetBig needs more stories broseph, they're the best
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About as believable as a Suckmymuscle post.....
Lol come on brochaco, it's not that crazy of a story. You're tellin me an iron warrior like yourself has never been groped by a man in Wes' age bracket? I can't be alone here.
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gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread
Thought I'd contribute a story for entertainment...I really wish you would accept my bedazzled posing trunks as a peace offering and we could just be bros. :(
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I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews :-\
Who the hell TOUCHES a stranger like this in public!? Strange dude...
PS props on the 1000th post.
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Attention whoring thread. You wanted only say that you made few bucks and get random girl.
::)
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Attention whoring thread. You wanted only say that you made few bucks and get random girl.
::)
You read that wrong Francis, it's all about getting money and random dudes touching him, the chick thing was added as a "no homo" .
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chiro plex = total meltdown and leave get big within six months
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You read that wrong Francis, it's all about getting money and random dudes touching him, the chick thing was added as a "no homo" .
"I will throw fists if you force me".
You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?
For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.
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"I will throw fists if you force me".
You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?
For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.
Maybe he meant "If you force it you can fist me" :-X :-X
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Maybe he meant "If you force it you can fist me" :-X :-X
I wouldn't even have the courtesy to take my wristwatch off for a fuckwit like that.
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I wouldn't even have the courtesy to take my wristwatch off for a fuckwit like that.
Dude thats so fucked up ;D ;D
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Dude thats so fucked up ;D ;D
You're right....on second thought, it is an expensive watch and I could end up losing it.
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You're right....on second thought, it is an expensive watch and I could end up losing it.
And your whole arm...
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"I will throw fists if you force me".
You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?
For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.
Lol dude...It was written for entertainment. This all happened, but I'm obviously joking. Not trying to get all YAGR here and schedule dojo times. It's Not that serious. Alread had some dudes PM me to schedule private posing sessions to tell me it was a funny story.
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Lol dude...It was written for entertainment. This all happened, but I'm obviously joking. Not trying to get all YAGR here and schedule dojo times. It's Not that serious. Alread had some dudes PM me to schedule private posing sessions to tell me it was a funny story.
you need to take a step back
you sound like growth noob
look what happened to him
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you need to take a step back
you sound like growth noob
look what happened to him
You didn't enjoy my story bro?
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You didn't enjoy my story bro?
just take my advice
you will thank me in the long term :)
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You didn't enjoy my story bro?
Your story lacked.
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hahahaahhahahaha vince infertollini feeling the need to defend his
homoerotic fantasy entertaining story quite strongly in this thread
relax stud, with each post in this thread you inch back down the vaseline greased noob tube you're desperately trying to crawl out of
(ps been enjoyin' the "linked material" you sent me :D)
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the vaseline greased noob tube
Instant classic! ;D
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Your story lacked.
Have you contributed better? Reading people's stories is my fav thing to read here. Post yours, Im sure you have some good ones
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(ps been enjoyin' the "linked material" you sent me :D)
Glad you enjoyed the read, my gay friend Cephhy
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I like to think of myself as a pioneer...the first natty BBer to attain a "sponsor". How are your calves doing bud?
Aaaaaa young eye candy apprentice, you now realize the numbers and force of "the schmoes" is universal.
So how did the date with the hot banker babe go?
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Aaaaaa young eye candy apprentice, you now realize the numbers and force of "the schmoes" is universal.
So how did the date with the hot banker babe go?
I thought they were only at shows/expos....not living among us!
No date til Saturday...but until GB sees pics it never happened!
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I thought they were only at shows/expos....not living among us!
No date til Saturday...but until GB sees pics it never happened!
How's her ass?
Too bad you didn't get a quick couple cell phones picks of the schmoes.
Might have outed a couple getbig regulars????
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How's her ass?
Too bad you didn't get a quick couple cell phones picks of the schmoes.
Might have outed a couple getbig regulars????
She's a smoke show :D
Good thinking...they looked exactly like you would imagine. Like some old creepy dudes you would see on To Catch a Predator. Their images are burnt into my memory :'(
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Who the hell TOUCHES a stranger like this in public!? Strange dude...
PS props on the 1000th post.
Yeah, this was brutal schmoeism. Some folks have no shame...
Thanks, GB has become a serious addiction, much better than FB or other social stuff
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Pics of this bitch for christsakes.
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Their images are burnt into my memory for later masterbatory usage. ;)
Accurate.
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Accurate.
What you did there, I see it.
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I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread!
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I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread!
It was a slow day on GetBig, I figured the story would entertain some non-schmoey Getbiggers...
Plus its been awhile since I've shared words with Chaos and I knew this would rekindle our bromance :D
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I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread!
C'mon Wes, you can prob write a trilogy about schmoe experiences ;D
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It was a slow day on GetBig, I figured the story would entertain some non-schmoey Getbiggers...
Plus its been awhile since I've shared words with Chaos and I knew this would rekindle our bromance :D
bromance is some faggy metrosexual word, not surprised to see you use it. You probably have a special place in your closet for your pink and lavender shirts, Cock Flux.
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C'mon Wes, you can prob write a trilogy about schmoe experiences ;D
We mature lifters don't kiss and tell ;)
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bromance is some faggy metrosexual word, not surprised to see you use it. You probably have a special place in your closet for your pink and lavender shirts, Cock Flux.
There he is! :P missed you Cankles
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She's a smoke show :D
Good thinking...they looked exactly like you would imagine. Like some old creepy dudes you would see on To Catch a Predator. Their images are burnt into my memory :'(
Hey Chrio flex, here is a vid of me with my blonder banker babe from 2007. ( she is at 2min mark)
short version, we dated for yr , broke up then started up again last yr.
Getting married this oct, seriously. Good luck with your banker babe
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There he is! :P missed you Cankles
You probably parade waved at your monitor when you saw my post....such a sissy.
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You probably parade waved at your monitor when you saw my post....such a sissy.
Don't know what your above post means...except that you are flirting with me
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Hey Chrio flex, here is a vid of me with my blonder banker babe from 2007. ( she is at 2min mark)
short version, we dated for yr , broke up then started up again last yr.
Getting married this oct, seriously. Good luck with your banker babe
That's great bro, glad you found a good woman, they're hard to come by. Good luck to you guys!
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I'm 53 now and she will be wife #4. what can I say, I'm not dead yet.
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Don't know what your above post means...except that you are flirting with me
Set down your man purse and I'll let you carry my gym bag. :-*
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Set down your man purse and I'll let you carry my gym bag. :-*
It's called a satchel, and it's European
:D hahaha
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It's called a satchel, and it's European
:D hahaha
Spin it any way you want partner , but that dog won't hunt here at getbig
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Spin it any way you want partner , but that dog won't hunt here at getbig
Hahaha I don't own one man
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Hahaha I don't own one man
Ya know , DE-NIAL isn't just a river in Egypt my friend.
C'mon now, we all know the real $$ for this casino gig came with the "private posing " session up in the schmoe's hotel room.???
You felt strange yet slightly turned on by the buldge in his fruit of the loom briefs during the back rub.
Now feeling guilty and not sure of your sexuality you came to getbig to confess your sins.
We understand, we have been there... 8)
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Hahaha I don't own one man
Bullshit
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funny howard should show up in this thread! he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...
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funny howard should show up in this thread! he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...
Vince is mentally handicapped?
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funny howard should show up in this thread! he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...
Never PM me again asking for nutrition advice. Our relationship is over.
^will grant/booty style meltdown
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Vince is mentally handicapped?
both are cool guys i've had some very nice PMs with ;D
but this could be the case too...
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hahaha shilo pecs is getting destroyed in this thread.
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Bullshit
Seconded.
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I'm 53 now and she will be wife #4. what can I say, I'm not dead yet.
You must be a real pleasure to live with. Easy to get along with, eager to accomodate and all that.
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I was in Prague in 2009 and sat for 20 minutes near the Troja Bridge close to where Reinhard Heydrich was killed by 2 Czech agents. I traveled to Czech Republic because I like history, but found the most beautiful girls I have ever seen.
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I was in Prague in 2009 and sat for 20 minutes near the Troja Bridge close to where Reinhard Heydrich was killed by 2 Czech agents. I traveled to Czech Republic because I like history, but found the most beautiful girls I have ever seen.
Good thing he was killed, otherwise he'd be an old geezer in Bolivia right now.
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zouden we dries zijn mercedes ook moeten belagen dutch?
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I was in Prague in 2009 and sat for 20 minutes near the Troja Bridge close to where Reinhard Heydrich was killed by 2 Czech agents. I traveled to Czech Republic because I like history, but found the most beautiful girls I have ever seen.
I made the mistake of telling my wife that about 80% of girls in Prague were stunning.
Ever since that day, when we are looking at weekend breaks away together she say sarcasticaly "Why don't we go to Prague babe, you like the women there don't you!"
You can tell the bitterness is strong haha
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I made the mistake of telling my wife that about 80% of girls in Prague were stunning.
Ever since that day, when we are looking at weekend breaks away together she say sarcasticaly "Why don't we go to Prague babe, you like the women there don't you!"
You can tell the bitterness is strong haha
Who cares man, fuck what women think.
If it was up to me, i'd start knocking bitches out cold every time they say something stupid or c.unty, maybe they'll learn to stfu and act normal for once.
...and you should go to Prague.
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Who cares man, fuck what women think.
If it was up to me, i'd start knocking bitches out cold every time they say something stupid or c.unty, maybe they'll learn to stfu and act normal for once.
...and you should go to Prague.
Hahaha yes, I will keep these advices in mind.
Been to prague couple of times, my word they are beautiful. I'd be walking around a mall and a ridiculously good looking blond walks past and none of the Czech guys even blink, I was like 'FFS guys?' - I suppose they are used to that shit