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Frank Clairmonte

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2012, 07:11:28 AM »
Attention whoring thread. You wanted only say that you made few bucks and get random girl.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2012, 09:24:37 AM »
Quote from: Frank Clairmonte on July 19, 2012, 07:11:28 AM
Attention whoring thread. You wanted only say that you made few bucks and get random girl.

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You read that wrong Francis, it's all about getting money and random dudes touching him, the chick thing was added as a "no homo" .
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2012, 09:34:04 AM »
chiro plex = total meltdown and leave get big within six months
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2012, 09:35:20 AM »
Quote from: chaos on July 19, 2012, 09:24:37 AM
You read that wrong Francis, it's all about getting money and random dudes touching him, the chick thing was added as a "no homo" .

"I will throw fists if you force me".

You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?

For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2012, 09:41:10 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:35:20 AM
"I will throw fists if you force me".

You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?

For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.




Maybe he meant "If you force it you can fist me" :-X :-X
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2012, 09:43:29 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on July 19, 2012, 09:41:10 AM

Maybe he meant "If you force it you can fist me" :-X :-X

I wouldn't even have the courtesy to take my wristwatch off for a fuckwit like that.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2012, 09:44:51 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:43:29 AM
I wouldn't even have the courtesy to take my wristwatch off for a fuckwit like that.


Dude thats so fucked up ;D ;D
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2012, 09:48:19 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on July 19, 2012, 09:44:51 AM

Dude thats so fucked up ;D ;D

You're right....on second thought, it is an expensive watch and I could end up losing it. 
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2012, 10:27:34 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:48:19 AM
You're right....on second thought, it is an expensive watch and I could end up losing it. 

And your whole arm...
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2012, 10:31:02 AM »
Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:35:20 AM
"I will throw fists if you force me".

You know how you can tell when a guy has never been in a fight in his life?

For fuck's sake this place is going to shit.


Lol dude...It was written for entertainment. This all happened, but I'm obviously joking.  Not trying to get all YAGR here and schedule dojo times. It's Not that serious. Alread had some dudes PM me to schedule private posing sessions to tell me it was a funny story.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2012, 10:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 10:31:02 AM
Lol dude...It was written for entertainment. This all happened, but I'm obviously joking.  Not trying to get all YAGR here and schedule dojo times. It's Not that serious. Alread had some dudes PM me to schedule private posing sessions to tell me it was a funny story.

you need to take a step back

you sound like growth noob

look what happened to him
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2012, 10:33:21 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on July 19, 2012, 10:32:16 AM
you need to take a step back

you sound like growth noob

look what happened to him
You didn't enjoy my story bro?
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2012, 10:41:26 AM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 10:33:21 AM
You didn't enjoy my story bro?

just take my advice

you will thank me in the long term  :)
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2012, 10:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 10:33:21 AM
You didn't enjoy my story bro?
Your story lacked.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2012, 11:43:30 AM »
hahahaahhahahaha vince infertollini feeling the need to defend his homoerotic fantasy entertaining story quite strongly in this thread

relax stud, with each post in this thread you inch back down the vaseline greased noob tube you're desperately trying to crawl out of





(ps been enjoyin' the "linked material" you sent me :D)
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2012, 11:51:00 AM »
Quote
the vaseline greased noob tube


Instant classic! ;D
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2012, 12:06:22 PM »
Quote from: chaos on July 19, 2012, 10:55:12 AM
Your story lacked.
Have you contributed better? Reading people's stories is my fav thing to read here. Post yours, Im sure you have some good ones
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2012, 12:07:54 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on July 19, 2012, 11:43:30 AM




(ps been enjoyin' the "linked material" you sent me :D)
Glad you enjoyed the read, my gay friend Cephhy
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2012, 12:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 18, 2012, 08:16:01 PM
I like to think of myself as a pioneer...the first natty BBer to attain a "sponsor".  How are your calves doing bud?

Aaaaaa young eye candy apprentice, you now realize the numbers and force of "the schmoes" is universal.
So how did the date with the hot banker babe go?
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2012, 12:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Howard on July 19, 2012, 12:17:13 PM
Aaaaaa young eye candy apprentice, you now realize the numbers and force of "the schmoes" is universal.
So how did the date with the hot banker babe go?
I thought they were only at shows/expos....not living among us!

No date til Saturday...but until GB sees pics it never happened!
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2012, 12:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 12:19:46 PM
I thought they were only at shows/expos....not living among us!

No date til Saturday...but until GB sees pics it never happened!
How's her ass?
Too bad you didn't get a  quick couple cell phones picks of the schmoes.
Might have outed a couple getbig regulars????
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2012, 12:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Howard on July 19, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
How's her ass?
Too bad you didn't get a  quick couple cell phones picks of the schmoes.
Might have outed a couple getbig regulars????
She's a smoke show  :D

Good thinking...they looked exactly like you would imagine. Like some old creepy dudes you would see on To Catch a Predator.  Their images are burnt into my memory  :'(
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2012, 01:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 06:59:47 AM
Who the hell TOUCHES a stranger like this in public!? Strange dude...

PS props on the 1000th post.

Yeah, this was brutal schmoeism. Some folks have no shame...

Thanks, GB has become a serious addiction, much better than FB or other social stuff
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2012, 02:42:29 PM »
Pics of this bitch for christsakes.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2012, 05:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 19, 2012, 12:26:50 PM
Their images are burnt into my memory for later masterbatory usage.  ;)
Accurate.
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