Author Topic: 1st Schmoe Experience (Read 7802 times)

Big Chiro Flex · « **on:** July 18, 2012, 07:45:41 PM »

Once upon a time (this evening)...

One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.

The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$

The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?

There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.

Big N · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:49:29 PM »

Schmoe post reported.

arce1988 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:55:45 PM »

Schmoff · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:56:47 PM »

nude pics of the hot banker

or shit didn't happen

chaos · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:59:01 PM »

Translated = Gayo Flex has finally hooked himself up with a gay 4 pay venue and wants everyone to know he'll be on stage as soon as he finds the right "sponsor".

arce1988 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:00:58 PM »

Hulkotron · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:01:58 PM »

I'd want a lot more than $200 to stand around and be felt up by old schmoes.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:16:01 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 18, 2012, 07:59:01 PM

Translated = Gayo Flex has finally hooked himself up with a gay 4 pay venue and wants everyone to know he'll be on stage as soon as he finds the right "sponsor".

I like to think of myself as a pioneer...the first natty BBer to attain a "sponsor". How are your calves doing bud?

D_1000 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:18:52 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on July 18, 2012, 08:01:58 PM

I'd want a lot more than $200 to stand around and be felt up by old schmoes.

Need to ask Derek Anthony / Springer what's the going rate.

bike nut · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:53:57 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 18, 2012, 07:45:41 PM

Once upon a time (this evening)...

One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.

The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$

The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?

There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.

About as believable as a Suckmymuscle post.....

Papper · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:41:20 PM »

Is this your way of saying that we'll find you outside room 7, next to the ice machine? And that you just wont go down for the first schmoe who asks, but that you need a little "sugar" to drop trou?

Psychopath · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:16:56 AM »

I see great man-whore-slut potential in you, cheerios. Don't disappoint me and start talking about morals, dignity, shame, and other gay shit like that.

Part of being a dedicated bodybuilder is letting creepy guys feel you up and suck you off so you can afford GH kits.

bigmc · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:24:25 AM »

gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread

BigCyp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:54:35 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 19, 2012, 12:24:25 AM

gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread

Hahaha 'gayboy texts' classic.

OneManGang · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:34:50 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on July 18, 2012, 07:45:41 PM

Once upon a time (this evening)...

One of my friends works in the marketing department for a local Casino, and offered me a job making $200 for 3 hours of work. All i had to do was stand near the entrance, wearing a tight fitting deep-V with the casino/hotels name on it, and pass out Mardi Gras beads and various other free shit to the girls and women who came through. Goofy ass job, but I figured it's quick, easy $$$ and it will help pay my way through grad school.

The good: scored a date this weekend with this smoking hot banker chick, made quick, easy $$$

The bad: throughout the night, I had 3 random older dudes approach me with a creepy ass half-grin on their face, lickin their lips, and visually raping my body. One tried to grab my bicep and said "ooooooooooh" until I stepped back and gave him a look that said "I will throw fists if you force me." I thought this stuff only happens to the real monster bodybuilders walking around?

There are tons of dudes on this board who dwarf me and draw a lot more attention out in public....any of you guys had similar Schmoetastic experiences? Please share. Also, please post the screen names of these 3 GetBiggers that attempted to cop a feel and touch me in my no-no spot.

Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed

BigCyp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:54:14 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on July 19, 2012, 03:34:50 AM

Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed

Shiner of heads has shown his true rainbow colours in this thread.

Danjo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:59:33 AM »

Quote from: Schmoff on July 18, 2012, 07:56:47 PM

nude pics of the hot banker

or shit didn't happen

X 2

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:31:04 AM »

I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews $:-\$

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:37:46 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 19, 2012, 05:31:04 AM

I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews $:-\$

Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:41:42 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2012, 05:37:46 AM

Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...

Don't be silly, in that case, he would have slapped him, waited to see if he turned the other cheek, then called the rabbis, crucified him, then lamented that he wasn't the real messiah and went back waiting.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:48:18 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2012, 05:37:46 AM

Maybe he thought you were the Messiah...

In that case he was a noob, I don't look like Tony Doherty aka Messiahofmuscle

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:54:24 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on July 19, 2012, 03:34:50 AM

Hahaha, your fantasy is exposed

Haha just trying to contribute a story from the life of a very dedicated amateur bodybuilder. GetBig needs more stories broseph, they're the best

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:56:11 AM »

Quote from: bike nut on July 18, 2012, 08:53:57 PM

About as believable as a Suckmymuscle post.....

Lol come on brochaco, it's not that crazy of a story. You're tellin me an iron warrior like yourself has never been groped by a man in Wes' age bracket? I can't be alone here.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:57:57 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on July 19, 2012, 12:24:25 AM

gayboy texts trying desperately to get attention in this thread

Thought I'd contribute a story for entertainment...I really wish you would accept my bedazzled posing trunks as a peace offering and we could just be bros.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:59:47 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on July 19, 2012, 05:31:04 AM

I was walking in Jerusalem and suddenly a guy was pinching in my lats. I gave him an angry look and kept walking. Then he did it again, so I stopped and turned around. The silly bastard grinned and walked away, weird jews $:-\$

Who the hell TOUCHES a stranger like this in public!? Strange dude...

PS props on the 1000th post.