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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2012, 05:28:34 PM »
Accurate.
What you did there, I see it.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2012, 05:31:12 PM »
I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread! 

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2012, 05:33:38 PM »
I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread! 
It was a slow day on GetBig, I figured the story would entertain some non-schmoey Getbiggers...

Plus its been awhile since I've shared words with Chaos and I knew this would rekindle our bromance  :D

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2012, 05:43:39 PM »
I don`t think it was a wise move on Chiro Flex` part to start this thread! 

C'mon Wes, you can prob write a trilogy about schmoe experiences ;D

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2012, 05:47:48 PM »
It was a slow day on GetBig, I figured the story would entertain some non-schmoey Getbiggers...

Plus its been awhile since I've shared words with Chaos and I knew this would rekindle our bromance  :D
bromance is some faggy metrosexual word, not surprised to see you use it. You probably have a special place in your closet for your pink and lavender shirts, Cock Flux.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2012, 05:49:25 PM »
C'mon Wes, you can prob write a trilogy about schmoe experiences ;D

We mature lifters don't kiss and tell ;)

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2012, 05:50:29 PM »
bromance is some faggy metrosexual word, not surprised to see you use it. You probably have a special place in your closet for your pink and lavender shirts, Cock Flux.
There he is!  :P missed you Cankles

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2012, 05:55:27 PM »
She's a smoke show  :D

Good thinking...they looked exactly like you would imagine. Like some old creepy dudes you would see on To Catch a Predator.  Their images are burnt into my memory  :'(
Hey Chrio flex, here is a vid of me with my blonder banker babe from 2007. ( she is at 2min mark)

short version, we dated for yr , broke up then started up again last yr.
Getting married this oct, seriously. Good luck with your banker babe

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2012, 05:58:53 PM »
There he is!  :P missed you Cankles
You probably parade waved at your monitor when you saw my post....such a sissy.
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2012, 06:00:55 PM »
You probably parade waved at your monitor when you saw my post....such a sissy.
Don't know what your above post means...except that you are flirting with me

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2012, 06:02:31 PM »
Hey Chrio flex, here is a vid of me with my blonder banker babe from 2007. ( she is at 2min mark)

short version, we dated for yr , broke up then started up again last yr.
Getting married this oct, seriously. Good luck with your banker babe
That's great bro, glad you found a good woman, they're hard to come by. Good luck to you guys!

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2012, 06:04:26 PM »
I'm 53 now and she will be wife #4.  what can I say, I'm not dead yet.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2012, 06:10:19 PM »
Don't know what your above post means...except that you are flirting with me
Set down your man purse and I'll let you carry my gym bag. :-*
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2012, 06:13:41 PM »
Set down your man purse and I'll let you carry my gym bag. :-*
It's called a satchel, and it's European






 :D hahaha

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2012, 06:28:09 PM »
It's called a satchel, and it's European






 :D hahaha

Spin it any way you want partner , but that dog won't hunt here at getbig

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2012, 06:50:38 PM »
Spin it any way you want partner , but that dog won't hunt here at getbig
Hahaha I don't own one man

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2012, 07:13:29 PM »
Hahaha I don't own one man

Ya know , DE-NIAL isn't just a river in Egypt my friend.

C'mon now, we all know the real $$ for this casino gig came with the "private posing " session up in the schmoe's hotel room.???
You felt strange yet slightly turned on by the buldge in his fruit of the loom briefs during the back rub.
Now feeling guilty and not sure of your sexuality you came to getbig to confess your sins.
We understand, we have been there... 8)

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2012, 07:13:47 PM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2012, 07:14:14 PM »
funny howard should show up in this thread!  he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2012, 07:28:51 PM »
funny howard should show up in this thread!  he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...

Vince is mentally handicapped?

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2012, 10:45:24 PM »
funny howard should show up in this thread!  he and vince actually have a lot in common, if you think about it...
Never PM me again asking for nutrition advice. Our relationship is over.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #71 on: July 19, 2012, 11:00:21 PM »
Vince is mentally handicapped?

both are cool guys i've had some very nice PMs with ;D

but this could be the case too...

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #72 on: July 19, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »
hahaha shilo pecs is getting destroyed in this thread.

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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2012, 11:51:24 PM »
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Re: 1st Schmoe Experience
« Reply #74 on: July 20, 2012, 12:11:19 AM »
I'm 53 now and she will be wife #4.  what can I say, I'm not dead yet.

You must be a real pleasure to live with. Easy to get along with, eager to accomodate and all that.