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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tito24 on August 02, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
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Schmoetastic! Lol they probably just think he is some fat guy. Great video Tito.
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his watch is gay as the day is long
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yes but he also has a very ugly pro physique, distended belly, muscles stuffed with synthol.
as if girls are into that
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Lol, nobody cares. They all know that this inflated human, posesses no real and functional strength. They are not scared, not intimidated and not impressed.
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That's not Nasser..
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I want to put this video on a continuous loop on the tv next Thanksgiving family dinner.
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Absolutely fascinating how much people DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK about him. He doesn't get the slightest attention from anyone in that vid. The Invisible Man would get noticed more than he does.
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He looks like he is making a parody of himself......and that music is the most annoying shit I have ever heard.
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If he could get a smaller waist with visible abs, then it would be much more impressive.
Waistline like this for example.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GwCStqa3P8Y/SZQUcmBwaaI/AAAAAAAAB00/ysYKULapO1Y/s400/abs1.jpg)
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Haha, I love how not one person is paying attention to him. Epic failure of a douchebag of an attention whore. A classic example of a meathead. Did he actually think girls were gonna be turned on by his oversized muscle and fat looking belly? :-X
God, I would be so embarrased if I were him. Girls like skinny dudes with sixpack, not huge mass monsters... ::)
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If jay was there it would have been different..
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Haha, I love how not one person is paying attention to him. Epic failure of a douchebag of an attention whore. A classic example of a meathead. Did he actually think girls were gonna be turned on by his oversized muscle and fat looking belly? :-X
God, I would be so embarrased if I were him. Girls like skinny dudes with sixpack, not huge mass monsters... ::)
Hahaha, you need not tell this to getbiggers, since they think Jay is a stud to the women with this rented Ferrari and 550 Benz. You are so right on the size thing. I've dropped from 208 - 188 @ 5'10'' and am getting comments about how athletic I look and I should try modeling. Shit, I can almost see my abs now. :-X The exotic negro and latin genes don't hurt either.
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Dead by Monday
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Giving bodybuilders a good name ::), what a bag a smashed assholes.
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Hahaha, you need not tell this to getbiggers, since they think Jay is a stud to the women with this rented Ferrari and 550 Benz. You are so right on the size thing. I've dropped from 208 - 188 @ 5'10'' and am getting comments about how athletic I look and I should try modeling. Shit, I can almost see my abs now. :-X The exotic negro and latin genes don't hurt either.
Yes, Ive been focusing on getting leaner myself these days. Fuck mass, it doesnt take much mass anyway untill the girls start grossing out. Being lean with our without muscle is much more impressive, at least to the other sex. But of course you want the best from both worlds, and that is the difficult part.
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a great number of Polkas are into these type of guys, tough-guy meatheads, hence the reason why i am single here :'( :'( :'(
maybe i should move to holland, or even better italy, coz i'm pretty sure that the females would appreciate a high-class, deep and intellectual guy like me ;D ;D ;D
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Is that the guy that GetitonNY bums?
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LOL@ALL YOU PUSSIES. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CALLED GETBIG
YOU WISH YOU WERE ROB
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Well...at least he got to eat the sandwich...
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LOL@ALL YOU PUSSIES. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CALLED GETBIG
YOU WISH YOU WERE ROB
20 posts? You get the authorization to log in only once your room is clean I'd bet. Now you can go fuck off.
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LOL@ALL YOU PUSSIES. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CALLED GETBIG
YOU WISH YOU WERE ROB
Did you missed us, muscle cutie?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF1bPfigl3c/Tpb-JmgeMBI/AAAAAAAAWmA/IvYysQCgno0/s1600/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BMike%2BBirdsall%2Band%2BJoey%2BSwoll.jpg)
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20 posts? You get the authorization to log in only once your room is clean I'd bet. Now you can go fuck off.
3000 POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD???
YOUR A FUCKIN LOSER
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3000 POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD???
YOUR A FUCKIN LOSER
Ouch. Your wit cuts deep. Your use of the Cap Lock fury is also overwhelming. Why the rage? Your morning deep tissue massage went wrong or you haven't slurped your daily dose of semen for proper protein intake?
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Ouch. Your wit cuts deep. Your use of the Cap Lock fury is also overwhelming. Why the rage? Your morning deep tissue massage went wrong or you haven't slurped your daily dose of semen for proper protein intake?
Haha, this.
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he also has a complete douchebag appearance aside of women being abominated by his size. i doubt that guy can hold a normal conversation with women.
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Ouch. Your wit cuts deep. Your use of the Cap Lock fury is also overwhelming. Why the rage? Your morning deep tissue massage went wrong or you haven't slurped your daily dose of semen for proper protein intake?
NOPE I DID JUST DROP A HUGE DOSE OF SEMEN ON YOUR MOM THOUGH
NOW FUCK UP BEFORE I COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
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Quite sad isn't it?
A self-obsessed man alone at a party (we won't include his camera man), flexing his muscles - because quite frankly, that's all he's got.
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he also has a complete douchebag appearance aside of women being abominated by his size. i doubt that guy can hold a normal conversation with women.
"Gen dobry, you very nice woman, HAHAHAHA!, you see my big arms?, HAHAHAHA!.... OK, bye"
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NOPE I DID JUST DROP A HUGE DOSE OF SEMEN ON YOUR MOM THOUGH
NOW FUCK UP BEFORE I COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Odc-LjP_4-g/Tpb-Jggmv3I/AAAAAAAAWmQ/H6FUaSy3YE8/s400/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BRuiz.jpg)
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"Gen dobry, you very nice woman, HAHAHAHA!, you see my big arms?, HAHAHAHA!.... OK, bye"
he thought she was a nice woman ??? he needs to up his standards just a tad bit
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NOPE I DID JUST DROP A HUGE DOSE OF SEMEN ON YOUR MOM THOUGH
NOW FUCK UP BEFORE I COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
CRACK (I have a strange sense that this might be your real nickname amongst your "close" circle), my simian friend, you should lighten up. Your tension is palpable and this not bode well for your career. Such tension has been proven to result often in anal fissures which will cheat you of most of your income (if 400€/month, a basket of fresh vegetables, 12 pieces of KFC, 6 bottles of poppers, a free enema and a shot of "it's on the house" test is considered an income).
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See you when your bum cracks.
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Odc-LjP_4-g/Tpb-Jggmv3I/AAAAAAAAWmQ/H6FUaSy3YE8/s400/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BRuiz.jpg)
FOX NEWS, E NETWORK, MTV
YUP
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FOX NEWS, E NETWORK, MTV
YUP
Who are you kidding? You can't even ingratiate yourself with a bunch of meatheads online.
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FOX NEWS, E NETWORK, MTV
YUP
As long as it pays your hormone buffet, you have no shame...
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As long as it pays your hormone buffet, you have no shame...
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OH AND I FORGOT OVER 2 MILLION YOUTUBE HITS :)
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Hahaha, you need not tell this to getbiggers, since they think Jay is a stud to the women with this rented Ferrari and 550 Benz. You are so right on the size thing. I've dropped from 208 - 188 @ 5'10'' and am getting comments about how athletic I look and I should try modeling. Shit, I can almost see my abs now. :-X The exotic negro and latin genes don't hurt either.
I can't think of one serious GBer that thinks like that.
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OH AND I FORGOT OVER 2 MILLION YOUTUBE HITS :)
Sound like you love the cock.
Hope this helps.
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Ouch. Your wit cuts deep. Your use of the Cap Lock fury is also overwhelming. Why the rage? Your morning deep tissue massage went wrong or you haven't slurped your daily dose of semen for proper protein intake?
Are you implying that his douch-esque typography and his consumption of protein shake directly from the cock tap are two solid evidences that DA is not dead yet?
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hahahhaha.....what a fucking Douchbag
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OH AND I FORGOT OVER 2 MILLION YOUTUBE HITS :)
All the attention must give you the feeling of being a god ::)
Do you also have a real job to pay the bills, or are you someone's toyboy?
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If he could get a smaller waist with visible abs, then it would be much more impressive.
Waistline like this for example.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GwCStqa3P8Y/SZQUcmBwaaI/AAAAAAAAB00/ysYKULapO1Y/s400/abs1.jpg)
Key post ... How can a professional athlete not have abs....
Reminds me of those guys I see at the gym decent shoulders and arms all stuffed in a tight tee .... All while having a big gut .... And all thy do is work arms arms chest chest never once working abs ever.....
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Who are you kidding? You can't even ingratiate yourself with a bunch of meatheads online.
NO, THE BETTER QUESTION IS WHO ARE ALL OF YOU KIDDING? This shithole is nothing more than a grounds haven to hate on ACTUAL BODYBUILDERS AND BODYBUILDING. I can't believe Ron Avidan owns this place
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All the attention must give you the feeling of being a god ::)
Do you also have a real job to pay the bills, or are you someone's toyboy?
www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND CEO BITCH
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NO, THE BETTER QUESTION IS WHO ARE ALL OF YOU KIDDING? This shithole is nothing more than a grounds haven to hate on ACTUAL BODYBUILDERS AND BODYBUILDING. I can't believe Ron Avidan owns this place
You may have the muscle but that won't make you a bodybuilder
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www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND CEO BITCH
CEO
LOL
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www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND CEO BITCH
FILTH!
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NO, THE BETTER QUESTION IS WHO ARE ALL OF YOU KIDDING? This shithole is nothing more than a grounds haven to hate on ACTUAL BODYBUILDERS AND BODYBUILDING. I can't believe Ron Avidan owns this place
How dare you talk about Ron like that you dirty sonofabitch. Pack up your hating and go.
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Are you implying that his douch-esque typography and his consumption of protein shake directly from the cock tap are two solid evidences that DA is not dead yet?
I'm just saying that statistics having shown that CRACK's butt cheeks have had more balls rebound on them then the Arthur Ash Stadium deco turf, the organizers are a this precise moment thinking of renaming the last grand slam of the season as CRACK is the one and only US Open.
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The dude in the pool looked so lonely, worked everything but his social skills.
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What a D-bag, 40in waist
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He looks awkward. And alone. Like he's not comfortable in his own skin. The only happiness you see is when he's eating - he buries his pain with food. And for the briefest moment when that blonde says something to him he lights up...he looked like he was going to beg her to talk more to him to relieve the awkwardness. And then she walked away, and though he tried to maintain the halo of the moment, it passed. And he was alone and awkward again.
A man who built this shell to protect his fragility from a harsh outside world has achieved exactly what he's wished for. No one wants him now. Isn't it fitting how, if we dedicate our lives to a goal, that we always truly get what we deserve? The road to hell is paved with best intentions.
Oh, and sons and daughters...
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How dare you talk about Ron like that you dirty sonofabitch. Pack up your hating and go.
I WAS COMPLIMENTING RON. HE'S A CLASS ACT. YOURE A LOW LFE.
GET IT?
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I WAS COMPLIMENTING RON. HE'S A CLASS ACT. YOURE A LOW LFE.
GET IT?
Way to try to kiss his ass and make nice. You came to the man's board and insulted him. What the hell is wrong with you?
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He looks awkward. And alone. Like he's not comfortable in his own skin. The only happiness you see is when he's eating - he buries his pain with food. And for the briefest moment when that blonde says something to him he lights up...he looked like he was going to beg her to talk more to him to relieve the awkwardness. And then she walked away, and though he tried to maintain the halo of the moment, it passed. And he was alone and awkward again.
A man who built this shell to protect his fragility from a harsh outside world has achieved exactly what he's wished for. No one wants him now. Isn't it fitting how, if we dedicate our lives to a goal, that we always truly get what we deserve? The road to hell is paved with best intentions.
Oh, and sons and daughters...
So you're saying that you don't lift because you are afraid that it might repel women? Those who dedicate themselves to anything ultimately end up alone?
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Extreme muscularity, bad acne and distended gut makes you win shows not womens atention.
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Poor little Burneika...
Imagine what this turd felt like floating in the pool as onlookers gawked in terror and/or laughed nervously at the potential sheer disgust of having to bump into it...
(http://www.barstoolu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/poop-in-pool.jpg)
...that's probably how Robert Burneika felt: alone, dirty, awkward, shameful and disgraceful.
Burneika would pull a decent amount of cock at a gay party with the right audience (muscle schmoes), but at a straight party, he is practically invisible with most people peeking out of the corner of their eyes in disgust.
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What's even gayer than that douchetard is the event he's at.
Pool party + Alcohol = c.unts pissing in the pool.
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This person won't end well (health problems or suicide)
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poor robert.
takes ridiculous amounts of anabolics and hormones to compensate for being shy, socially awkward and introverted.
steroids dont give you charisma, self confidence or flair. you *think* you have more confidence on steroids but its illusionary at best as we can see in this video.
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poor robert.
takes ridiculous amounts of anabolics and hormones to compensate for being shy, socially awkward and introverted.
steroids dont give you charisma, self confidence or flair. you *think* you have more confidence on steroids but its illusionary at best as we can see in this video.
:'( :'(
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:'( :'(
Maybe Gary Brodsky can help?
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hahaha yes
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hahaha yes
Burkadurka and crackhead will both be dead by monday.
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yes these slavic elements will perish
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I will make a fine meal out of burkadurkas head.
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The exotic negro and latin genes don't hurt either.
Spoken like a true playa ;)
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(http://www.details.com/images/homepage/DecemberIssue/JILFs/JILF_Article_V.jpg)
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Wonder what GH15 would say about him? He is definitely on the hormonas with extreme bloat. I agree that if he was in Mike O'Hearn's shape he would get the type of attention he is seeking.
He definitely has bigorexia. (http://liftforlife.com/content/bodybuilding-fitness-diet-health-articles/alternative-health/380-bigorexia (http://liftforlife.com/content/bodybuilding-fitness-diet-health-articles/alternative-health/380-bigorexia))
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we have to adress the jewish menace.
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i always have to think of that hitler clip "all BLOATH AND INSULIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
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The douchebaggery of the whole vegas pool scene is out of control. A bunch of filthy whores and steroided up guidos standing in a 3 foot pool caressing their cocktails and trying to look cool. Such a sad sight. Pathetic what people think is cool these days.
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Wonder what GH15 would say about him? He is definitely on the hormonas with extreme bloat. I agree that if he was in Mike O'Hearn's shape he would get the type of attention he is seeking.
He definitely has bigorexia. (http://liftforlife.com/content/bodybuilding-fitness-diet-health-articles/alternative-health/380-bigorexia (http://liftforlife.com/content/bodybuilding-fitness-diet-health-articles/alternative-health/380-bigorexia))
A six pack won't make his potato head look better or boost his IQ level
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The douchebaggery of the whole vegas pool scene is out of control. A bunch of filthy whores and steroided up guidos standing in a 3 foot pool caressing their cocktails and trying to look cool. Such a sad sight. Pathetic what people think is cool these days.
are you suggesting that a political debate with any of them is ruled out?
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Hey CRACK do you have any tips for bench press?
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yes crack give us some tips we are in dire need of muscle haha
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he may have gotten more attention if he would have stopped bouncing his pecs and flexing his biceps. girls dont like that .
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yes crack give us some tips we are in dire need of muscle haha
Tito are you suggesting that CRACK may be more knowledgeable on certain other facets of the bodybuilding lifestyle?
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he may have gotten more attention if he would have stopped bouncing his pecs and flexing his biceps. girls dont like that .
It's just as dumb & annoying as a woman making duck faces
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yes crack sure goes into the deep haha
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he may have gotten more attention if he would have stopped bouncing his pecs and flexing his biceps. girls dont like that .
Not so fast! Just as the hottest girls are often not asked out much because all the guys are intimidated and feel they have no chance, mr. Burneika was just too much for these women to handle. They all eyed him lustfully but dare not approach him due to the almost certainty of rejection.
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So you're saying that you don't lift because you are afraid that it might repel women? Those who dedicate themselves to anything ultimately end up alone?
I'm saying you should watch your mouth convict.
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It's sad when you build your body for others.
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Not so fast! Just as the hottest girls are often not asked out much because all the guys are intimidated and feel they have no chance, mr. Burneika was just too much for these women to handle. They all eyed him lustfully but dare not approach him due to the almost certainty of rejection.
you may have somthing here ???.... so you are implying that these women are just ignoring robert over fear of almost certian rejection? ???
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All i see is an insecure nerd full of steroids being in love with himself when absolutely nobody gives him any attention, and especially not females. This is just beyond sad. Of all the inconceivably insecure losers seen in this video, he s the biggest of them all. Quite an achievment. Making a vid of these embarassing moments and putting it on the internet for everyone to see just proves these people are completely delusional, living in their little world, not in the real world. So this is all you get after achieving such a body pumping billions tons of unatural substance in it for decades. He s still being seen for the insecure pos he s always been, and only an ugly, fat mother like woman seeing thru all the bullshits will control him and is what he s going to bang for the rest of his life, well, when he s actually able to maintain a boner for more than 1 minute.
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Maybe this insecure doll is a good match
(http://img107.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28884/loc574/76744_l_12ea362e8363473fbd876e31d0accf03_123_574lo.jpg)
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I know what mr Burneika needs....
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All i see is an insecure nerd full of steroids being in love with himself when absolutely nobody gives him any attention, and especially not females. This is just beyond sad. Of all the inconceivably insecure losers seen in this video, he s the biggest of them all. Quite an achievment. Making a vid of these embarassing moments and putting it on the internet for everyone to see just proves these people are completely delusional, living in their little world, not in the real world. So this is all you get after achieving such a body pumping billions tons of unatural substance in it for decades. He s still being seen for the insecure pos he s always been, and only an ugly, fat mother like woman seeing thru all the bullshits will control him and is what he s going to bang for the rest of his life, well, when he s actually able to maintain a boner for more than 1 minute.
X2459
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I know what mr Burneika needs....
I hope she has a good health insurance
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so you are saying that lift weights like crazy and pump tons of anabolics in to your body just to grow up looking like a fat out of shape man? ??? epic.
/h2
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I know what mr Burneika needs....
Yes, the snuggler :)
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I wonder if she got much more business after you promoting her on getbig.... :)
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The douchebaggery of the whole vegas pool scene is out of control. A bunch of filthy whores and steroided up guidos standing in a 3 foot pool caressing their cocktails and trying to look cool. Such a sad sight. Pathetic what people think is cool these days.
QUOTED FOR FUCKING TRUTH !!!
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He eats with great confidence
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www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND BOTTOM BITCH
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he would argue that bitches were intimidated by him where as the truth is they think he is a fuck wit
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All i see is an insecure nerd full of steroids being in love with himself when absolutely nobody gives him any attention, and especially not females. This is just beyond sad. Of all the inconceivably insecure losers seen in this video, he s the biggest of them all. Quite an achievment. Making a vid of these embarassing moments and putting it on the internet for everyone to see just proves these people are completely delusional, living in their little world, not in the real world. So this is all you get after achieving such a body pumping billions tons of unatural substance in it for decades. He s still being seen for the insecure pos he s always been, and only an ugly, fat mother like woman seeing thru all the bullshits will control him and is what he s going to bang for the rest of his life, well, when he s actually able to maintain a boner for more than 1 minute.
YOU SOUND SCORNED
I SWEAR RON NEEDS TO SELL THIS SITE TO PLANET FITNESS. 100 LB WHINY BITCHES INCLUDED
BODYBUILDERS BEWARE
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YOU SOUND SCORNED
I SWEAR RON NEEDS TO SELL THIS SITE TO PLANET FITNESS. 100 LB WHINY BITCHES INCLUDED
BODYBUILDERS BEWARE
Hey, you're up to 28 posts. Busy day. I guess your anus didn't have as many visits as usual for you to be so eloquent.
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YOU SOUND SCORNED
I SWEAR RON NEEDS TO SELL THIS SITE TO PLANET FITNESS. 100 LB WHINY BITCHES INCLUDED
BODYBUILDERS BEWARE
Keep swearing what you want, you delusional capslock badass ::)
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DROPPING PLATES WHY DON'T YOU DROP OFF MY SACK
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DROPPING PLATES WHY DON'T YOU DROP OFF MY SACK
Worst choice of music ever.
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Thank you for dedicating this song to me, you touched my inner soul, big stud
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Homo-erotic music polluting Getbig :-X
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Finally someone with common sense. :)
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I wonder if she got much more business after you promoting her on getbig.... :)
I hope. Maybe she will give me a free snuggle. I am in need for a good snuggle :'( :'(
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what an awkward desperate attention seeking needy dude. i feel sorry for him.
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there just watching in case he starts to leak don't want to get stuck in an oil spill.
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:( this is the result last time greg valvolineo went to the beach.
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LOL@ALL YOU PUSSIES. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CALLED GETBIG
YOU WISH YOU WERE ROB
Rob? Rob bailey? As in to catch ( and marry) a predator?
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Its funny how he is walking around fist pumping, bopping his head, and no even cares lol
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Its funny how he is walking around fist pumping, bopping his head, and no even cares lol
Robtard Burneika or Mr CockCrack?
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Robtard Burneika or Mr CockCrack?
Burneika :D :D
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I hardly ever felt so ashamed for someone else in my entire life. Barely watchable. The last time I had the exact same feeling was when I watched Rockells english interviews.
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hes actualy lean there but ppl will think hes fat.
exactly
he's a water-logged 8-9% there
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Athlete
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He looks awkward. And alone. Like he's not comfortable in his own skin. The only happiness you see is when he's eating - he buries his pain with food. And for the briefest moment when that blonde says something to him he lights up...he looked like he was going to beg her to talk more to him to relieve the awkwardness. And then she walked away, and though he tried to maintain the halo of the moment, it passed. And he was alone and awkward again.
A man who built this shell to protect his fragility from a harsh outside world has achieved exactly what he's wished for. No one wants him now. Isn't it fitting how, if we dedicate our lives to a goal, that we always truly get what we deserve? The road to hell is paved with best intentions.
Oh, and sons and daughters...
There is some porn-chick approaching him as well here :D
http://vimeo.com/18576589
Raapert Burenonka with Arianny
http://cohones.mmarocks.pl/topic/robert-burneika-relacja-z-ufc-fan-expo
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You can tell as the dejected look on his face became more clear as the video progressed, he had a completely different vision of how his day at the pool would go. And the moment around 2:25 when he realized that even the fat dude in red swim trunks was getting more female attention. Kinda feel bad after watching it though. It's like a buffalo had entered the area by mistake, and didn't quite know how to exit itself.
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There is some porn-chick approaching him as well here :D
http://vimeo.com/18576589
Raapert Burenonka with Arianny
http://cohones.mmarocks.pl/topic/robert-burneika-relacja-z-ufc-fan-expo
It's heart warming to see that he can get a woman searching for contact with him and he didn't have to pay for it. The sponsor did.
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I had to watch it again and it was just pathetic and sad. Like a wounded animal looking for help and everyone ignoring it. The two chicks in the pool were laughing about something, either him or just something else but he whips his head back two or three times because of his insecurities thinking they were laughing at him, which they may have been. Then that little fist pump. Really? What the fuck was that. Utterly pathetic. In the end he probably got paid $50 from some schmoe to dance in front of him while he jerks off.
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In the end he probably got paid $50
Not bad at all! :D
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(http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/foreveralone.png)
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Had this been a prime Bob Paris, Kevin Levrone, Chris Cormier, Mike O'Hearn, Shawn Ray, Richard Jones, or Flex Wheeler, or even Milos, it would have been different.
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(http://t.qkme.me/3p0w08.jpg)
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what a wanker, not jocey at all...
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this..........lol @ 2:56
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that is not a pussy pulling physique
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=403973.0;attach=444605;image)
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He looks much happier in ths pic...maybe the schmoe tipped him big...
(http://otherendoftheinter.net/media/michelin-man.jpg)
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do bodybuilders weighing over 210 still really believe that girls are going to like that look?? Arnold had a personality and je ne sais quoi to go with his physique. There needs to be a balance there or you simply look like a fakin retard.
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at 53sec he had a bit of a chance with that blonde but blew it because he is an ego centric bodybuilder, who is thinking more about his next meal then diggin in some punanai.
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(http://t.qkme.me/3p0w08.jpg)
LOL...
I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself :D :D :D
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do bodybuilders weighing over 210 still really believe that girls are going to like that look?? Arnold had a personality and je ne sais quoi to go with his physique. There needs to be a balance there or you simply look like a fakin retard.
I repeat: you don't put on size like that to get attention from women; you do it to get attention from men. He gets plenty of attention--from getbiggers. :-*
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I repeat: you don't put on size like that to get attention from women; you do it to get attention from me. He gets plenty of attention--from getbiggers. :-*
TRUE.
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I repeat: you don't put on size like that to get attention from women; you do it to get attention from me. He gets plenty of attention--from getbiggers. :-*
bay has spoken,,,
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Had this been a prime Bob Paris, Kevin Levrone, Chris Cormier, Mike O'Hearn, Shawn Ray, Richard Jones, or Flex Wheeler, or even Milos, it would have been different.
Are you saying Bob Paris got a different response here? :D
LOL @ the host at 0:21
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well its not only his size his physique just is butt ugly
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Are you saying Bob Paris got a different response here? :D
LOL @ the host at 0:21
::)
Bob was a good looking mofo (no homo) like George Michael, so women missed the muscle. Plus for his era he wasn't that bulked in that video vs the creatures like Kai and T-Branch of today.
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Why don't bodybuilders look like him anymore? Now they look worse, are not as strong and they die earlier. Whats the point?
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:-X
hahaha lol, no one gave a single fuck.
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well its not only his size his physique just is butt ugly
Even if he pulled one woman, she would be gone after the first protein fart.
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He looks like a Putin with bloated muscle
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Strong aesthetics to mire ratio
VietnamG 3 hours ago
;D
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Hahahah he just waddles around in the pool. This guy looks like garbage and forever alone.
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its really the stereotype bodybuilder
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Dude needs to read "The Game".
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Dude needs to read "The Game".
But can he read?
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But can he read?
maybe if the letters are big enough, one word each page?
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Haha, and in the Polish language on toddler level, combined with pictures
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But can he read?
His schmoe will read to him before bedtime
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yes his schmoe is probably a high judge somewhere
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:-X
The one in the blue bikini in the pool directly behind him wanted him baaaaaaaad
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The one in the blue bikini in the pool directly behind him wanted him baaaaaaaad
Did you read her mind?
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what a wanker, not jocey at all...
Still don't see why people look up to this generation nothingness
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Why don't bodybuilders look like him anymore? Now they look worse, are not as strong and they die earlier. Whats the point?
If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board
You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too.
Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him, how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow
and BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cut the bullshit
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If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board
You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too.
Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him, how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow
and BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cut the bullshit
So you just woke up from your daily spermaholic-coma?
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So you just woke up from your daily spermaholic-coma?
I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about
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I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about
Schmoe riding for 45 mins?
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But can he read?
He can - but he needs his schmoe to jizz on a piece of paper and put it into brail form.
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Schmoe riding for 45 mins?
If schmoe is the code word for your wife I guess so
Sorry we didn't let you watch this time
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I'm actually about to get my morning cardio in, something you know nothing about
You're right, morning cardio is for the privileged only, the genetic elite as yourself, a concept understandable only to people as bright as you. Could you give me the address of that douchebaggery college you graduated from? I'm thinking of signing in. I'm just afraid my anus is too tight to attend most of their courses.
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If schmoe is the code word for your wife I guess so
Sorry we didn't let you watch this time
"Schmoe" is a term for the 65 year old guy who's penis was in your mouth this morning.
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Hahahah he just waddles around in the pool. This guy looks like garbage and forever alone.
"forever alone" rofl. ;D
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Bob Paris had just perfect aesthetics. I'm surprised he let go of all that musclemass and became a regular person - physique wise. Is it still G4P if the BB is gay?
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Looks like a pepperoni pizza thrown in the pool.
Brutal acne.
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i dont think you can compare burneika's physique with that of bob paris.
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I love how he looks around to "catch" if anyone is watching him. :D
What an insecure creature.
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LOL...
I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself :D :D :D
Classic. Lol'd!
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So those bitches ignore him but untrained middle-aged men would be all over him like flies on shit.
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Hahahah he just waddles around in the pool. This guy looks like garbage and forever alone.
Not sure but I think he is married to a hot blonde, saw some pics awhile back. If it's true it just blew half the shit out of the water.
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So those bitches ignore him but untrained middle-aged men would be all over him like flies on shit.
;D
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Is this CRACK fella Burneika? If so, you need to quit the drugs man. You're stomach is worst than the Octomom 8 months in. You look like a sad sack of shit. You could barely lift your hand past your waist to fist pump. Who the fuck fists pumps and what were you trying to do? Your inscurities cries as a 5 year old seeking daddy's attention. Kids probably picked on you and mocked you and you probably though "I'll show them, I'll workout, take lots of drugs and they'll see how I can pick up chicks". Yet, years and years of canned tuna, chicken breast, blowing judges, needles up the ass, tris, delts, stomach, 10's of thousands spent on chinese phamaceuticals and you look like an utter piece of shit. You are more pathetic than a 400 pound fatass but at least that fatass would have a personality, would probably be funny to compensate for his fatness but you have no redeeming qualities. Time to go outside fatboy.
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Is this CRACK fella Burneika? If so, you need to quit the drugs man. You're stomach is worst than the Octomom 8 months in. You look like a sad sack of shit. You could barely lift your hand past your waist to fist pump. Who thAe fuck fists pumps and what were you trying to do? Your inscurities cries as a 5 year old seeking daddy's attention. Kids probably picked on you and mocked you and you probably though "I'll show them, I'll workout, take lots of drugs and they'll see how I can pick up chicks". Yet, years and years of canned tuna, chicken breast, blowing judges, needles up the ass, tris, delts, stomach, 10's of thousands spent on chinese phamaceuticals and you look like an utter piece of shit. You are more pathetic than a 400 pound fatass but at least that fatass would have a personality, would probably be funny to compensate for his fatness but you have no redeeming qualities. Time to go outside fatboy.
Lol hope you didn't spend too much time on this essay. I'm not Burneika.
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Lol hope you didn't spend too much time on this essay. I'm not Burneika.
Spent 2 minutes, then I whacked off to that cartoon gif in the Random pics thread so about 3 mintues in total
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Lol hope you didn't spend too much time on this essay. I'm not Burneika.
Yet, the rest of his post fits your sad case, piss receptacle.
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Lol hope you didn't spend too much time on this essay. I'm not Burneika.
Then you must be his schm...eh... camera man
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Lol hope you didn't spend too much time on this essay. I'm not Burneika.
Your man crush is strong AssCrack
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If Burneika had gone out to the pool really cut up like he is during photoshoots or in contests, he would have gotten attention. He just looked bulky and fat in this video and his stomach was sticking out and looked quite disgusting.
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If Burneika had gone out to the pool really cut up like he is during photoshoots or in contests, he would have gotten attention. He just looked bulky and fat in this video and his stomach was sticking out and looked quite disgusting.
I doubt that. In any event, he can only maintain that "cut up" look for about 48 hours at at time. So he gets attention for two days out of the year and the other 363 days women recoil and he attracts gay and bicurious schmoes? Sounds like a plan! ::)
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Jari would have been fighting off hoes..
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=402682.0;attach=442108;image)
(http://www.pakkotoisto.com/copper/albums/COMPETITORS/Jari%20Mentula/D3X_5621.jpg)
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Here he is alone and on top, visualizing firing at annoying getbiggers.
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www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND CEO BITCH
CEO doesnt mean shit!! anyone who starts a company can be their own CEO ::) . What matters in business is profit, and im sure shreddz is just flying off the shelf ;D
Guys who talk game like you " Athlete and CEO Bitch" are never who they say they are ever period!!
Athlete???? you use juice good for you.
CEO??? LOL not a chance. you dont have the dough to get a supplement company off the ground and you know it.
You sir are being used by people who say they are your friend but will stab you in the back the second they get the chance!! FACT
oh right i forgot people in the (gay) porn industry and supplement business are soooooooooooo trust worthy ::)
Give your head a shake Broseph!! quit living a lie
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LOL@ALL YOU PUSSIES. I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS CALLED GETBIG
YOU WISH YOU WERE ROB
yes i would love to be a bloated mess, stalking a pool alone ::)
you must have rocks between your ears!! that guy looks like death is at his door and not a friend to care.
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(http://i.qkme.me/7dp5.jpg)
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Here he is alone and on top, visualizing firing at annoying getbiggers.
;D ;D ;D
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If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board
You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too.
Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him, how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow
and BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cut the bullshit
CRACKHEAD NOBODY HERE RIDICULE CEDRIC MCMILLIAN OR LIONEL BEYEKE AND NOBODY WOULD EVER RIDICULE A BOB PARIS OR RORY LIEDELMEYER !
WE RIDICULE ONLY PALUMBISMO AFFECTED BODYBUILDERS LIKE ROBERT BURNEIKA ,JAY CUTLER,BRANCH WARREN ,KAYGREENE AND CLOWNS LIKE YOU !
NOW FUCK OFF !!!
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you wonder who is filming this.
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you wonder who is filming this.
my guess is a fellow who isnt a stranger to masterbating to bb dvds mars
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If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board
You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too.
Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him, how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow
and BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cut the bullshit
I think it is you son that needs to cut the Bullshit. shit fuckers like you have destroyed BB. That video of bob paris is what BBing is supposed to look like. Small doses healthy lifestyle training hard, awesome build. Anyone with $$ to stay on GH and test as much as you and your `boys would look the same.
do the world a favor and use condoms we dont want or need any more of you!! ;)
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If Bob Paris was a NEW bodybuilder with no name and that video was posted on a message board
You and the Internet Geek Squad AKA getlittle would ridicule him into oblivion too.
Pulling 1 and a half million reasons out of your skinnyfat ass on why you're SO HAPPY you dont look like him, how much his life must suck, he'll be dead by tomorrow
and BLAH BLAH BLAH
Cut the bullshit
LOL...you're the one forehead high in your own bullshit.I'll take my ''skinny fat'' ::) body any day, over what this fugly, bloated, acne ridden, attention whore is waddling around the poolside trying to show off...probably a familiar walk of shame you have taken many a time as well me thinks,hence your post,and your quickness to defend your man crush. BTW, ''CRACK'' fits you to a ''T'' as your delusion indicates you must smoke plenty.
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CRACKHEAD !
The man below , Robert Burneika , is not bodybuilding !
This 2 men below are Bodybuilding !!! ;)
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yes but bob paris is gay
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This thread could go the distance.
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If Burkeika ever read this thread he'd have to be put on suicide watch.
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This thread could go the distance.
I am not so sure. "Crack" has already had a meltdown
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If Burkeika ever read this thread he'd have to be put on suicide watch.
Don't worry. Its written in English.
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noway im finally proud i have a thread myself with 8 pages, i couldnt sleep tonight, i drink a bottle of red wine on this.
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Don't worry. Its written in English.
This is enough..
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This is enough..
he is so stupid he even cant read pictures.
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yes but bob paris is gay
G4F
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CRACKHEAD !
The man below , Robert Burneika , is not bodybuilding !
This 2 men below are Bodybuilding !!! ;)
You think Paris an Clairmont looked like that every day? lol, I swear half the guys on here are delusional. Granted Burnieka doesn't have the muscle shape or structure or tie ins of those guys, but there is nothing he can do about that and that is that. But he has done the best he can with what he was given. Now posing around a pool in Vagas, not cool.
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You think Paris an Clairmont looked like that every day? lol, I swear half the guys on here are delusional. Granted Burnieka doesn't have the muscle shape or structure or tie ins of those guys, but there is nothing he can do about that and that is that. But he has done the best he can with what he was given. Now posing around a pool in Vagas, not cool.
At least they didn't walked like giant tortoises and had the charisma.
BTW, I think you mistake Rory Leidelmeyer for Charles Clairmonte.
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You think Paris an Clairmont looked like that every day? lol, I swear half the guys on here are delusional. Granted Burnieka doesn't have the muscle shape or structure or tie ins of those guys, but there is nothing he can do about that and that is that. But he has done the best he can with what he was given. Now posing around a pool in Vagas, not cool.
Come on broseph, the best he could do?? all he is doing is abusing the shit out of hormones.
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Charles de Gaulle
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Come on broseph, the best he could do?? all he is doing is abusing the shit out of hormones.
What bodybuilder doesn't. Hey two guys can take the same shit and do the same exercises, and after ten years one looks like Paris and one looks like a gym rat. You just don't know how it will turn out till you are well into it.
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Burneika is a handsome and muscular man. Definitely tier 3.
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Burneika is a handsome and muscular man. Definitely tier 3.
let bay decide..
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If Burkeika ever read this thread he'd have to be put on suicide watch.
Good thing he can't read...
Also lol at Crack comparing his little waddling gh abusing ass and Robert to Bob Paris.
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What bodybuilder doesn't. Hey two guys can take the same shit and do the same exercises, and after ten years one looks like Paris and one looks like a gym rat. You just don't know how it will turn out till you are well into it.
Paris would have done solid cycles yes, but Burneika would be GH, slin, test in the amounts of grams and so forth. Also remember that they would have totally different diets. so its not comparing apples to apples here. I do see what your saying, i know guys that take the same shit as eachother and one looks great, while the other looks like a troll. genetics is a bitch :-\
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Paris would have done solid cycles yes, but Burneika would be GH, slin, test in the amounts of grams and so forth. Also remember that they would have totally different diets. so its not comparing apples to apples here. I do see what your saying, i know guys that take the same shit as eachother and one looks great, while the other looks like a troll. genetics is a bitch :-\
Yes, well this is the era of GH and slin and there seems to be no going back, at least until the judges start rewarding the guys who don't take that route, and I don't see that happening anytime soon. I myself know guys who compete at the local level and they are already on GH and insulin. lol, imagine being so brainwashed that you think you need that to win a Mr. Nowhere contest.
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None of you are worth it.
Keep typing shit and assuming what I'm on though
I like that
Start making some more threads about me too
I don't want all of you industry big shots and drug gurus going easy on me either
Give me the Phil Heath, Dana Linn Baley, Jay Cutler treatment
they are such losers and douchebags
That's why you guys OWN them everyday
You're all the real winners
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None of you are worth it.
Keep typing shit and assuming what I'm on though
I like that
Start making some more threads about me too
I don't want all of you industry big shots and drug gurus going easy on me either
Give me the Phil Heath, Dana Linn Baley, Jay Cutler treatment
they are such losers and douchebags
That's why you guys OWN them everyday
You're all the real winners
Shut your mouth and GTFO you balding nerd!
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That's why you guys OWN them everyday
You're all the real winners
QFT! ;) thanks!
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Are there things "modern gay franky" ?
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You think Paris an Clairmont looked like that every day?
No, but they were bodybuilding! The pilsbury-look with distended gut is not bodybuilding!
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We have a MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!! :o
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Yes major epic meltdown
My life is ruined
How will I ever reach 10004555445000 post now
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Yes, well this is the era of GH and slin and there seems to be no going back, at least until the judges start rewarding the guys who don't take that route, and I don't see that happening anytime soon. I myself know guys who compete at the local level and they are already on GH and insulin. lol, imagine being so brainwashed that you think you need that to win a Mr. Nowhere contest.
Its pretty sad when i guy is on slin for a local show. Nothing like trashing your insides for a jug of protien powder and a free gym bag!!
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF1bPfigl3c/Tpb-JmgeMBI/AAAAAAAAWmA/IvYysQCgno0/s1600/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BMike%2BBirdsall%2Band%2BJoey%2BSwoll.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF1bPfigl3c/Tpb-JmgeMBI/AAAAAAAAWmA/IvYysQCgno0/s1600/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BMike%2BBirdsall%2Band%2BJoey%2BSwoll.jpg)
As straight as raping a grapefruit
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF1bPfigl3c/Tpb-JmgeMBI/AAAAAAAAWmA/IvYysQCgno0/s1600/Mendrun%2Bwith%2BMike%2BBirdsall%2Band%2BJoey%2BSwoll.jpg)
No more cap locks?? Did you calm down??
i know what it is your having another sweet photo shoot with your buds!! :D
whats going on in this pic??
I know!! a bunch of dudes acting like total Boners, with boners ( check buddy on the left ) wearing shiny gold undies??
no matter what you say YOU are in this pic and its gayer then sharing a sleeping bag with your buddy.............. which im sure youve tried ;D
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Here I'll help you guys out and post some more
Mega Ownage..my life is over
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/d187c956.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/
albums/w413/joeyswoll/91179d30.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/bf1e28cd.jpg)
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let bay decide..
Tito, you have the skills to decide.
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All hat, no cattle.
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Mr Burneika looks like a very lonely man at that swimming pool. Everyone else there seems to have friends. I feel bad for him.
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None of you are worth it.
Keep typing shit and assuming what I'm on though
I like that
Start making some more threads about me too
I don't want all of you industry big shots and drug gurus going easy on me either
Give me the Phil Heath, Dana Linn Baley, Jay Cutler treatment
they are such losers and douchebags
That's why you guys OWN them everyday
You're all the real winners
And you're here to show Getbig how to be a winner? I was a pro up to the early 2000's and I trained with and was friends with some of the best to ever step on stage. I myself was in the O top 10 three times during my career. (Yeah, I hear ya, I'm full of shit right? I don't give one flying fuck who thinks I'm lying or not, just saying this so you can understand where I'm coming from). I don't get the current gen "lifters" who clearly have shit genetic, shit potential yet pump themselves with more gear than anyone would have considered using in the past and yet you still look a bag of smashed dogshit.
And you don't even realize how utterly retarded, unathletic and unesthetic you look. You wouldn't have made it to a low tier local comp back in the day. Oh that's right, your "bros" say you look "beast" though right? Well you about as absurd as a guy who puts on a full NFL football outfit, cleats n shoulder pads included, and walks around all day dressed like that. He doesn't actually play in the NFL but god damn he sure looks the part!
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Mr Burneika looks like a very lonely man at that swimming pool. Everyone else there seems to have friends. I feel bad for him.
Yes, clearly he loves the cock.
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This vid makes me laugh more and more each time I watch it.
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I myself was in the O top 10 three times during my career. (Yeah, I hear ya, I'm full of shit right?
Bingo
You assuming I'm on gh and the works is a compliment to me. It further proves just how great my genetics actually are. I couldve been a pro years ago if I actually wanted to but chose modeling money instead. Something your face wouldnt allow you to do.
I'll be competing again in 2 months though..so stay tuned gramps
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And you're here to show Getbig how to be a winner? I was a pro up to the early 2000's and I trained with and was friends with some of the best to ever step on stage. I myself was in the O top 10 three times during my career. (Yeah, I hear ya, I'm full of shit right? I don't give one flying fuck who thinks I'm lying or not, just saying this so you can understand where I'm coming from). I don't get the current gen "lifters" who clearly have shit genetic, shit potential yet pump themselves with more gear than anyone would have considered using in the past and yet you still look a bag of smashed dogshit.
And you don't even realize how utterly retarded, unathletic and unesthetic you look. You wouldn't have made it to a low tier local comp back in the day. Oh that's right, your "bros" say you look "beast" though right? Well you about as absurd as a guy who puts on a full NFL football outfit, cleats n shoulder pads included, and walks around all day dressed like that. He doesn't actually play in the NFL but god damn he sure looks the part!
i feel ya bro
i cracked the top 10 mr O twice and times sure were different back then
you remember those sessions with joe and ben, god i miss those man sandwiches
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Here I'll help you guys out and post some more
Mega Ownage..my life is over
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/d187c956.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/
albums/w413/joeyswoll/91179d30.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/bf1e28cd.jpg)
he is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaack
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/102/9/3/crack_is_wack_by_jackthethriller-d3duyd6.png)
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And you're here to show Getbig how to be a winner? I was a pro up to the early 2000's and I trained with and was friends with some of the best to ever step on stage. I myself was in the O top 10 three times during my career. (Yeah, I hear ya, I'm full of shit right? I don't give one flying fuck who thinks I'm lying or not, just saying this so you can understand where I'm coming from). I don't get the current gen "lifters" who clearly have shit genetic, shit potential yet pump themselves with more gear than anyone would have considered using in the past and yet you still look a bag of smashed dogshit.
And you don't even realize how utterly retarded, unathletic and unesthetic you look. You wouldn't have made it to a low tier local comp back in the day. Oh that's right, your "bros" say you look "beast" though right? Well you about as absurd as a guy who puts on a full NFL football outfit, cleats n shoulder pads included, and walks around all day dressed like that. He doesn't actually play in the NFL but god damn he sure looks the part!
great post, kevin
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Here I'll help you guys out and post some more
Mega Ownage..my life is over
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/d187c956.jpg)
just another CEO/athlete photoshopping his pics because...?
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mahahahaha, what's going on in this epic thread!
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mahahahaha, what's going on in this epic thread!
i believe "crack" has been on a bit of a fugue, in which he is "robert burneika" come to "own us all" "show how little he cares" melt spectacularly in yet another 400 page no-homo getbig feeding frenzy
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Here I'll help you guys out and post some more
Mega Ownage..my life is over
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/d187c956.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/
albums/w413/joeyswoll/91179d30.jpg)
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/bf1e28cd.jpg)
Who's the girl in the last pic?
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Who's the girl tranny in the last pic?
Fixed
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CRACK: be sure to let me know who she is! I'm digging those tits hard!
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No one notices Burneika in the video - part of this is the fact that steroids are a household word and every knows what it is. People are neither amazed nor amused.
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Who's the girl in the last pic?
The guy just posted himself in his underwear for you and you ask about the woman - don't crush this semi-nude dude's confidence by ignoring him like the chicks do Burnieika poolside..
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The guy just posted himself in his underwear for you and you ask about the woman - don't crush this semi-nude dude's confidence by ignoring him like the chicks do Burnieika poolside..
You're absolutely right, CRACK: you have a nice physique as well! But still let me know who she is!
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Who's the girl in the last pic?
Girl has no ass.
No ass, no glory.
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I like no ass
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Bingo
You assuming I'm on gh and the works is a compliment to me. It further proves just how great my genetics actually are. I couldve been a pro years ago if I actually wanted to but chose modeling money instead. Something your face wouldnt allow you to do.
I'll be competing again in 2 months though..so stay tuned gramps
Ya im sure that all the top modeling agencies love the juiced out, midget, duck face look! ::) Oh ya and that chick ( fuckin brutal by the way) your posing with is just like you........ without those fake breasts, or your fake muscle neither one of you amount to JFA!!
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Haha this asshole calls himself "Joey Swoll" :D
http://www.getshredz.com/shredz-team/joey-swoll/#.UByFoqk1alI
It looks like that pak who hung around with Situation on Jersey Shore is the CEO:
http://www.getshredz.com/shredz-team/shredz-corporate/#.UByF2ak1alI
How can Joey Swoll be the CEO too ???
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:D
I succeed because I am willing to do the things you are not. I will fight against the odds. I will sacrifice. I am not shackled by fear, insecurity or doubt. I feel those emotions but I drink them in and swallow them away to the blackness of hell. I am motivated by accomplishment, not pride. Pride consumes the weak and kills their heart from within. If I fall… I will get up. If I am beaten… I will return. I will never stop getting better. I will never give up… EVER
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Seems like Joey Swoll is a big fan of drinking in and swallowing blackness, haha
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www.getshredz.com
ATHLETE AND CEO BITCH
ATHLETE NOT CEO BIATCH!! check your web site bra!! LOL you are the lacky bitch!! probably only get free supps what a LOSER and a LIAR
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http://www.getshredz.com/products-page/shredz-bundles/dual-bottle-shredz/#.UByLyvaTvdM
Looking to save money? Who isn't?! Buy two bottles of SHREDZ, save big, and avoid running out of SHREDZ at the end of the month!
lmao ::)
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I suggest taking down the Corporate About page, none of those people look trustworthy.
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It doesn't say what the ingredients are, not the best move there.
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Seriously though would you buy something that's intended to be eaten from this guy?
(http://www.getshredz.com/wp-content/uploads/kamil.png)
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Hmmm
http://thedirty.com/tag/steroids/
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I don't think anyone actually buys off that website ???
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I don't think anyone actually buys off that website ???
I hope not.
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:D
An entrepreneur and creative services consultant who has established & led corporations to uber-impressive levels of success with a proven track record of molding a brand image and successfully conveying that vision to the masses, resulting in significant growth of enterprise value. Ankur’s exceptional track record of business improvement is based on his philosophy of total engagement in change and his belief in immediate initiative for structural innovation. He is known for his ability to quickly identify and bridge gaps in performance, sales, and organizational structure.
(http://www.getshredz.com/wp-content/uploads/ankur.png)
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The whole website appears to be set up as a joke. No one would buy a fat burner with no ingredients listed.
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An entrepreneur and creative services consultant who has established & led corporations to uber-impressive levels of success with a proven track record of molding a brand image and successfully conveying that vision to the masses, resulting in significant growth of enterprise value. Ankur’s exceptional track record of business improvement is based on his philosophy of total engagement in change and his belief in immediate initiative for structural innovation. He is known for his ability to quickly identify and bridge gaps in performance, sales, and organizational structure.And in the case of ''SHREDZ" rip off naive, ignorant teenagers.
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LOL at ''Straight Muscle Guys'' ::)
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LOL at ''Straight Muscle Guys'' ::)
This shit clearly gets the "women" as hot as Burny boy gets them at the pool.
Some ex-gf says he sucks guys off for roids on that link..
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A shameful existence.
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This shit clearly gets the "women" as hot as Burny boy gets them at the pool.
Some ex-gf says he sucks guys off for roids on that link..
Now why doesn't that surprise me??!
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Hmmm
http://thedirty.com/tag/steroids/
Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills.
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Is it safe to conclude that after all of this, Joey Swoll will never tell the name of that big titted hottie ??? :'(
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Looks like joey ''SWOLL(en asshole)'' AKA ''CRACK'' better change his username to ''Three Dollar Bill''..
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Bingo
You assuming I'm on gh and the works is a compliment to me. It further proves just how great my genetics actually are. I couldve been a pro years ago if I actually wanted to but chose modeling money instead. Something your face wouldnt allow you to do.
I'll be competing again in 2 months though..so stay tuned gramps
Genetics so great that Flex Wheeler is envious. That's right you dont have a Pro card yet, even with the shitty quality of today's ranks.
And a pic with Cutler, ooooooo, wow....that means what now?
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So Joey Swoll sucks Greg for money, big deal.
Did you see the reactions Burenonka got in that pool?
WITHOUT daddy's slippers, mind you! ;D
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BALL SO HARD MUTHAFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME
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If jay was there it would have been different..
Excatly fame and money will get the girls, not no big gut with zits all over his arms.
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(http://allin1dot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jay-cutler-bb.jpg)
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Grandpa BDB sounds like a great spokesperson for the sport.
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This vid makes me laugh more and more each time I watch it.
Dude how in the hell can u watch that more than once?
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Take a look at these two statements:
"athlete and CEO bitch"
"athlete and CEO, bitch"
;D
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And you're here to show Getbig how to be a winner? I was a pro up to the early 2000's and I trained with and was friends with some of the best to ever step on stage. I myself was in the O top 10 three times during my career. (Yeah, I hear ya, I'm full of shit right? I don't give one flying fuck who thinks I'm lying or not, just saying this so you can understand where I'm coming from). I don't get the current gen "lifters" who clearly have shit genetic, shit potential yet pump themselves with more gear than anyone would have considered using in the past and yet you still look a bag of smashed dogshit.
And you don't even realize how utterly retarded, unathletic and unesthetic you look. You wouldn't have made it to a low tier local comp back in the day. Oh that's right, your "bros" say you look "beast" though right? Well you about as absurd as a guy who puts on a full NFL football outfit, cleats n shoulder pads included, and walks around all day dressed like that. He doesn't actually play in the NFL but god damn he sure looks the part!
Mr. O top 10... 3 times?
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Take a look at these two statements:
"athlete and CEO bitch"
"athlete and CEO, bitch"
;D
Now it makes sense
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Dude should get a nice mild diuretic, cut his carbs way the fuck back, get some gay knee socks and hit a cross fit gym for a year or two until he clears all that water and bloat. Crossfit will flatten him right out
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his arms are so full of oil the usa will start a war and invade him
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Bingo
You assuming I'm on gh and the works is a compliment to me. It further proves just how great my genetics actually are. I couldve been a pro years ago if I actually wanted to but chose modeling money instead. Something your face wouldnt allow you to do.
I'll be competing again in 2 months though..so stay tuned gramps
Haha, too bad you're balding though, see you in five years with a nice dome and ruined kidneys...LOL
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Moen why'd you have to start poppin shit like the rest of these sheep
Have fun wackin off to what I used to fuck
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/ff71cde3.jpg)
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OMGZ WOMEN HATE MUSCLE..I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO GETLITTLE
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/7574513e.jpg)
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And Parker, Jay Cutler is a friend and mentor to me
How many 4 time O champs you cool with?
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OMGZ WOMEN HATE MUSCLE..I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO GETLITTLE
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/7574513e.jpg)
Craig Golias. He dates a tranny.
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And Parker, Jay Cutler is a friend and mentor to me
How many 4 time O champs you cool with?
Don't you have problems staying awake when Jay talks to you ?
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Had this been a prime Bob Paris, Kevin Levrone, Chris Cormier, Mike O'Hearn, Shawn Ray, Richard Jones, or Flex Wheeler, or even Milos, it would have been different.
this.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=247504.0;attach=286955;image)
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OMGZ WOMEN HATE MUSCLE..I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO GETLITTLE
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/7574513e.jpg)
Women like muscle...hell I'm 50 and girls in their 20's still check me out...and I'll give you your props because you put in the hours and earned it...but this Burneika guy is on the wrong track. I don't care wht you're doing...investing, making cars, chasing women or building a body..the second you think quantity is a substitute for quality you are royally and totally fucked.
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Craig Golias. He dates a tranny.
And a dime piece one at that. ;D
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Moen why'd you have to start poppin shit like the rest of these sheep
Have fun wackin off to what I used to fuck
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/ff71cde3.jpg)
LOL at the insecurity and scrambling to "look" straight after getting caught in gay photos. You can post as many photos of random women as you want, but you still come across as gayer than Elton John dancing with George Michael under the rainbow.
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OMGZ WOMEN HATE MUSCLE..I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO GETLITTLE
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/7574513e.jpg)
hahhaha, this girl was taking the piss out of you, fool
you've got so many hormones floating your diminutive brain you can't see straight
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Congrats mongol, gutler is the worst mr.o of the last thirty years, he lost the title twice, and half of his "wins" were because of his blue eyes, his surname and the hitler youth haircut... victor smoked him in '07. That's why noone respects pro bodybuilding anymore, now fuck off baldie
I'm gonna call him and let him know this, I'm sure he'll be CRUSHED
Lol@baldie
Sure thing. I think I'm gonna be CRUSHED too now
LOLOL
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LOL at the insecurity and scrambling to "look" straight after getting caught in gay photos. You can post as many photos of random women as you want, but you still come across as gayer than Elton John dancing with George Michael under the rainbow.
I seen your picture f.aggot
I won't even bother. Imma let you live in LALA LAND though
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Women like muscle...hell I'm 50 and girls in their 20's still check me out...and I'll give you your props because you put in the hours and earned it...but this Burneika guy is on the wrong track. I don't care wht you're doing...investing, making cars, chasing women or building a body..the second you think quantity is a substitute for quality you are royally and totally fucked.
excellent post
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I'm gonna call him and let him know this, I'm sure he'll be CRUSHED
Lol@baldie
Sure thing. I think I'm gonna be CRUSHED too now
LOLOL
Haha, your watery muscles are not gonna last forever, sooner or later you'll lose them and when that happens you'll wish you still had a full head of hair.
But you won't have even that, instead you'll have a big old dome ;)
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I'm gonna call him and let him know this, I'm sure he'll be CRUSHED
Lol@baldie
Sure thing. I think I'm gonna be CRUSHED too now
LOLOL
You're a homo, hope this helps.
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Moen why'd you have to start poppin shit like the rest of these sheep
Have fun wackin off to what I used to fuck
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/ff71cde3.jpg)
NICE. What's her name?
Not hating on you, but the website of your company isn't that credible looking. You need to list the ingredients of the products you sell and make it less flashy.
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This fag actually claims he isn't on GH?
Anyone got the labels for his sawdust pills? Want to see what they say.
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NICE. What's her name?
Not hating on you, but the website of your company isn't that credible looking. You need to list the ingredients of the products you sell and make it less flashy.
Understandable
Her names Aubrey James
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This fag actually claims he isn't on GH?
Anyone got the labels for his sawdust pills? Want to see what they say.
http://www.getshredz.com/shredz-product-overview/product-information/
caffeine, carnitine, green tea extract, yohimbine HCL
same as dozens of other supplements
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This fag actually claims he isn't on GH?
Anyone got the labels for his sawdust pills? Want to see what they say.
It sucks don't it?
I look like me damn near drug free
While you look like shit juiced to the gills
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I seen your picture f.aggot
I won't even bother. Imma let you live in LALA LAND though
Haha, in other words, you are getting owned. I doubt you have seen my picture, you clown, even though I posted it 2 years ago on Getbig. I have a natural body, and not a drug inflated body that will shrink the day you get off the juice.
Tonight I will have a few beers with my pals and chase some girls. I assume you will be going to a fashion show, drinking some cocktails with pink umbrellas with your "metrosexual" friends... ::)
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http://www.getshredz.com/shredz-product-overview/product-information/
caffeine, carnitine, green tea extract, yohimbine HCL
same as dozens of other supplements
What a shit formula.
I liked this also. What kind of mongoloid wrote this? Nice spelling.
s opposed to oxy elite, roxy, lean, etc. SHREDZ does not contain 1- Dymetholyn which is harmful to the body and is in the process of getting banned.
Yeah, 1,3-dimethylamylamine is dangerous but yohimbine is completely safe and will make you feel good LOL.
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It sucks don't it?
I look like me damn near drug free
While you look like shit juiced to the gills
You are a complete GH addict. Years and years of constant GH use. Who are you kidding? Cutler didn't teach you the importance of GH? LOL
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It sucks don't it?
I look like me damn near drug free
While you look like shit juiced to the gills
Oh brother, monster believing his own delusions.
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Haha, in other words, you are getting owned. I doubt you have seen my picture, you clown, even though I posted it 2 years ago on Getbig. I have a natural body, and not a drug inflated body that will shrink the day you get off the juice.
Tonight I will have a few beers with my pals and chase some girls. I assume you will be going to a fashion show, drinking some cocktails with pink umbrellas with your "metrosexual" friends... ::)
THAT WASN'T YOUR 100 LB ASS IN THE MIRROR WITH A TIE ON PUSSY???
WONT EVEN BOTHER MEANS I WON'T WASTE MY KEYBOARD ON SOME BITCH THAT WOULDN'T MURMER A WORD TO ME IN PERSON
THE END.
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You are a complete GH addict. Years and years of constant GH use. Who are you kidding? Cutler didn't teach you the importance of GH? LOL
You wish this was true so you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself.
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What a shit formula.
I liked this also. What kind of mongoloid wrote this? Nice spelling.
Yeah, 1,3-dimethylamylamine is dangerous but yohimbine is completely safe and will make you feel good LOL.
haha, these morons say a supplement with yohimbine will not make you jittery... I used to take it up until a couple of years ago, at Lyle's recommended dosage 0.2mg/kg and it still gave me anxiety, LOL
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THAT WASN'T YOUR 100 LB ASS IN THE MIRROR WITH A TIE ON PUSSY???
WONT EVEN BOTHER MEANS I WON'T WASTE MY KEYBOARD ON SOME BITCH THAT WOULDN'T MURMER A WORD TO ME IN PERSON
THE END.
Hahaha, you are out of luck, "Crack". Thats Billy Gun's friend. Look up my pic, and you will find an athlete, not a oiled up clown in thongs.
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Hahaha, you are out of luck, "Crack". Thats Billy Gun's friend. Look up my pic, and you will find an athlete, not a oiled up clown in thongs.
I'd look up your pic if I gave a fuck, but I don't
Keep your microscope on my life
You'll never live it
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I'd look up your pic if I gave a fuck, but I don't
Keep your microscope on my life
You'll never live it
Yes, I will never live your life, and all my organs are grateful for that ;)
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I'd look up your pic if I gave a fuck, but I don't
Keep your microscope on my life
You'll never live it
No one wants to live your life, fruitcake.
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13 pages of spam and counting !
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xoxoxoxoxo
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13 pages of spam and counting !
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xoxoxoxoxo
A man has to find an inexpensive way to market his sugar flavored CRACK supplements. Will he have a top seller like FlagnorFail? I'm surprise he isn't posting some pick of an ugly, geared up Italian chick that him and his boys ran a train on.
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On a side note: CRACK you do have a great physique imo
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On a side note: CRACK you do have a great physique imo
All drugs
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They are all all drugs, no is one is an exception to that. We're all human.
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This is what you call great genetics Crack? You have some of the worst genetics i have ever seen, pass me some of what you are smoking.
Guys like you have ruined bodybuilding congratulations.
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Moen why'd you have to start poppin shit like the rest of these sheep
Have fun wackin off to what I used to fuck
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/ff71cde3.jpg)
Posting women you've fucked... that shows you're a 'class act' ::)
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Posting women you've fucked... that shows you're a 'class act' ::)
Don't worry. He didn't fuck her. He had tea with her and thereafter proceeded to fuck her male friend ;D
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They are all all drugs, no is one is an exception to that. We're all human.
yes and we still are shocked when they look like little bitches when they are off the drugs
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OMGZ WOMEN HATE MUSCLE..I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO GETLITTLE
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/7574513e.jpg)
Your face screams "hit me with a baseball bat"
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You wish this was true so you wouldn't feel so bad about yourself.
Dude enough mang. you posted a pic of you and a tranny fucker, you lie about your juice use, you defend this video of some fuckin waddling walrus. You are delusional!!! best part is your back to cap locks again LOL!! u are so bothered by this site but cant leave it alone!!
Quit with that duck face shit u are not a model you are not a ceo your a nobody!!
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yes and we still are shocked when they look like little bitches when they are off the drugs
They revert back to what they looked like pre-drugs, which only makes sense!
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"damn near drug free" haha :D
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And Parker, Jay Cutler is a friend and mentor to me
How many 4 time O champs you cool with?
When Jay is a friend and mentor to someone, they win their pro card, and then they win contests, and then they win the "O".
You, you are just a customer...
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When Jay is a friend and mentor to someone, they win their pro card, and then they win contests, and then they win the "O".
You, you are just a customer...
Boom. Headshot.
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Boom. Headshot.
X 2....But I'm would bet ''CRACK'' prefers a ''facial'' shot.
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When Jay is a friend and mentor to someone, they win their pro card, and then they win contests, and then they win the "O".
You, you are just a customer...
Brutal
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When Jay is a friend and mentor to someone, they win their pro card, and then they win contests, and then they win the "O".
You, you are just a customer...
are you trying to say he has the whole jay cutler online store in his mom's basement, because that shit on his site isn't selling , even at 33-40% off.
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are you trying to say he has the whole jay cutler online store in his mom's basement, because that shit on his site isn't selling , even at 33-40% off.
Yep, and probably some Jason Cutler "prototype" yellow "anabolic elixir" in a jar....complete with signature Jay Cutler mouthpiece, and complimentary ball gag, in his favorite color with Jay's sig on the front.
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All around the country, they could show videos and pics of Joey "Swoll" to kids. It would be an example of what NOT to become in life.
Most parents who have to view their kid prance around in a thong for men, stick boat loads of drugs in his body, wear his hat like a 14 year old, cannot be proud.
Let this be a lesson to all children. If you want to contribute something worthwhile to this planet, do something more than this Joey Swoll guy.
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All around the country, they could show videos and pics of Joey "Swoll" to kids. It would be an example of what NOT to become in life.
Most parents who have to view their kid prance around in a thong for men, stick boat loads of drugs in his body, wear his hat like a 14 year old, cannot be proud.
Let this be a lesson to all children. If you want to contribute something worthwhile to this planet, do something more than this Joey Swoll guy.
QFT!...yet ''CRACK''head thinks we are all: jealous of his ''life'' and physique, and a bunch of ''haters'' - the same go to comeback all the roided up, shmoe bait, douches use(read, derek anthony) because they know deep down,without their drugs, and their shmoes they'd be operating the frier at burger king, or standing on the corner holding a sign beggin for our change. ;)
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QFT!...yet ''CRACK''head thinks we are all: jealous of his ''life'' and physique, and a bunch of ''haters'' - the same go to comeback all the roided up, shmoe bait, douches use(read, derek anthony) because they know deep down,without their drugs, and their shmoes they'd be operating the frier at burger king, or standing on the corner holding a sign beggin for our change. ;)
Exactly. Lets take a look at a hypothetical scenario, in which all drugs were banished. Joey Swoll and DA would no longer be even 1/3 of what they look like. What would they do? Without their drugs, they are just another 150 pound skinny guy in the gym trying to get big. I, for one, am not jealous of Joey Swoll's lifestyle. IT actually seems like a rather desperate lifestyle. Imagine a father having to tell his friends that his 30+ old son has a nickname (Swoll). I'd be ashamed.
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Exactly. Lets take a look at a hypothetical scenario, in which all drugs were banished. Joey Swoll and DA would no longer be even 1/3 of what they look like. What would they do? Without their drugs, they are just another 150 pound skinny guy in the gym trying to get big. I, for one, am not jealous of Joey Swoll's lifestyle. IT actually seems like a rather desperate lifestyle. Imagine a father having to tell his friends that his 30+ old son has a nickname (Swoll). I'd be ashamed.
da wouldnt have to have his blood rinsed every day either
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da wouldnt have to have his blood rinsed every day either
DA taking a nap during a rough afternoon
(http://images.tutorvista.com/content/excretion-and-osmoregulation/dialysis-process-in-man.jpeg)
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Exactly. Lets take a look at a hypothetical scenario, in which all drugs were banished. Joey Swoll and DA would no longer be even 1/3 of what they look like. What would they do? Without their drugs, they are just another 150 pound skinny guy in the gym trying to get big. I, for one, am not jealous of Joey Swoll's lifestyle. IT actually seems like a rather desperate lifestyle. Imagine a father having to tell his friends that his 30+ old son has a nickname (Swoll). I'd be ashamed.
I am wondering how Joey Swoll affords a gym membership ???
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Exactly. Lets take a look at a hypothetical scenario, in which all drugs were banished. Joey Swoll and DA would no longer be even 1/3 of what they look like. What would they do? Without their drugs, they are just another 150 pound skinny guy in the gym trying to get big. I, for one, am not jealous of Joey Swoll's lifestyle. IT actually seems like a rather desperate lifestyle. Imagine a father having to tell his friends that his 30+ old son has a nickname (Swoll). I'd be ashamed.
Exactamundo!
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I am wondering how Joey Swoll affords a gym membership ???
Replace DA with JS
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NNxk491jygw/SPZE1Gj9kOI/AAAAAAAAAVo/aj3mqylC8PA/s1600/Muscle_Stripper_DerekAnthony02.jpg)
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Haha I missed the pointed remark about the nickname. A full grown man calling himself "Joey Swoll", oh brother.
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Haha I missed the pointed remark about the nickname. A full grown man calling himself "Joey Swoll", oh brother.
Do you think he introduces himself as Joey "Swoll?" Can you imagine him walking around a dinner party introducing himself as that lol
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Do you think he introduces himself as Joey "Swoll?" Can you imagine him walking around a dinner party introducing himself as that lol
I hear ya! very creative nickname ::)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429801.msg6185595#msg6185595 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429801.msg6185595#msg6185595)
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I hear ya! very creative nickname ::)
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429801.msg6185595#msg6185595 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=429801.msg6185595#msg6185595)
We all need nicknames here.
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Can't find any more pics of that girl, Aubrey James.
Y'all need to help me out here :'(
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Can't find any more pics of that girl, Aubrey James.
Y'all need to help me out here :'(
This her?
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ajArcher/ (http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ajArcher/)
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Can't find any more pics of that girl, Aubrey James.
Y'all need to help me out here :'(
I prefer Audrey Jaymes :P
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This her?
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ajArcher/ (http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ajArcher/)
I think so yes. Was hoping to find full nudes, unfortunately she seems to have never done those kinds of shoots :'(
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As little attention he gets from the girls at the pool, as much attention he gets on getbig. 15 pages, not to bad for tier 3.
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As little attention he gets from the girls at the pool, as much attention he gets on getbig. 15 pages, not to bad for tier 3.
You seem an expert, sir
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(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/do%20want/grand/do-want-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-411.gif)(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/ff71cde3.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/ar3SG.gif)
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Yes, Ive been focusing on getting leaner myself these days. Fuck mass, it doesnt take much mass anyway untill the girls start grossing out. Being lean with our without muscle is much more impressive, at least to the other sex. But of course you want the best from both worlds, and that is the difficult part.
i have just come to this conclusion also. there really is not point of having that much mass it really does look like shit. Just gonna focus on staying lean and being healthy.
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I prefer Audrey Jaymes :P
You like them chocolate gurls...
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YES JAY WATCHES ALL HIS CUSTOMERS INTERVIEWS. GETLITTLE IS RIGHT YET AGAIN
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God bless
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Any chance Burneika is gh15?
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Any chance Burneika is gh15?
Would make sense.
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I look like me damn near drug free
please expand on this. Did you take half a dbol once on top of your HRT?
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Bruneika is forever thankful to "Joey Swoll" for interfering in this thread and taking the heat away from him. A thank you card and flowers are on the way.
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I wonder if God approves of Joey selling his dignity for drug money.
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YES JAY WATCHES ALL HIS CUSTOMERS INTERVIEWS. GETLITTLE IS RIGHT YET AGAIN
2 questions:
1) why do you wear your hat like that?
2) why are you wearing dog collars? were you ever in the armed forces?
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I wonder if God approves of Joey selling his dignity for drug money.
Probably not, but a lot of theists rationalize their sins away.
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2 questions:
1) why do you wear your hat like that?
2) why are you wearing dog collars? were you ever in the armed forces?
Wearing a Fox hat in another pic, you race motocross Joey? Fucking poser
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YES JAY WATCHES ALL HIS CUSTOMERS INTERVIEWS. GETLITTLE IS RIGHT YET AGAIN
Lets put it this way. I don't think we'll be seeing you at Chick-fil-a anytime soon.
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YES JAY WATCHES ALL HIS CUSTOMERS INTERVIEWS. GETLITTLE IS RIGHT YET AGAIN
have you ever been a stand in for john cena?
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Any chance Burneika is gh15?
LOL
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LOL
Why not? Both are out of touch with reality
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Man I love this video even though it's really sad. The only happiness is when he eats the clubhouse sandwich. Great find Tito.
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Man I love this video even though it's really sad. The only happiness is when he eats the clubhouse sandwich. Great find Tito.
Even the eating scene is sad. The sandwich is very small, looks bad and is probably brutally overprized in a place like that.
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Even the eating scene is sad. The sandwich is very small, looks bad and is probably brutally overprized in a place like that.
Plus a bag of chips? WTF? Where are the fries, tots or potato salad?
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Man I love this video even though it's really sad. The only happiness is when he eats the clubhouse sandwich. Great find Tito.
ur welcome muscle machine
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Still no more Aubrey-James Archer pics :'(
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Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys ;)
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Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys ;)
Hi Crack
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Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys ;)
eer...no.
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Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys ;)
You play a shitty Devil's Advocate...
don't let balloon implants cloud your senses.
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You play a shitty Devil's Advocate...
don't let balloon implants cloud your senses.
:D ;D
I admit, Aubrey-James has got a hold on me :o
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Even the eating scene is sad. The sandwich is very small, looks bad and is probably brutally overprized in a place like that.
LOL
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haha, poor deluded sod
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anything positive to say about robert?
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Let's keep this thread centered on Aubrey-James now, she deserves every MB of attention :-*
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anything positive to say about robert?
I don't share most of the views mentioned here, he seems like a fun dude to hang out with. I'd rather hang out with him than with say Ronnie Coleman or Branch Warren. (to keep it IFBB pro)
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anything positive to say about robert?
if those bitches only knew that he is also a cage fighter then the story would've been very different indeed.
the pool would overflow with pussy juices from the ladies and fear and envy from the pencil necks 8)
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Im actually watching this thing over and over, what a pathetic scene. sad.
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the pool would overflow with pussy juices from the ladies and fear and envy from the pencil necks 8)
8)
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Im actually watching this thing over and over, what a pathetic scene. sad.
Scene would have been exactly the same with any other pro sized bodybuilder. It's the muscular size, not Robert. People loathe that.
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I don't share most of the views mentioned here, he seems like a fun dude to hang out with. I'd rather hang out with him than with say Ronnie Coleman or Branch Warren. (to keep it IFBB pro)
With Ronnie, you'd probably get to laugh a lot, ride n some nice cars, go out to eat, get stuffed.
With Branch, you'd get to shoot things like hogs, deer, etc.
With Robert, you just be staring at one another---and him bumming money off of you, him trying to get free drinks, etc.
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anything positive to say about robert?
i applaud his choice of poolside snack
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Scene would have been exactly the same with any other pro sized bodybuilder. It's the muscular size, not Robert. People loathe that.
No, it's the attitude, it would be diff if it were say Phil or Kev. It's how you carry yourself.
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No, it's the attitude, it would be diff if it were say Phil or Kev. It's how you carry yourself.
X2 you got it mang
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With Ronnie, you'd probably get to laugh a lot, ride n some nice cars, go out to eat, get stuffed.
With Branch, you'd get to shoot things like hogs, deer, etc.
With Robert, you just be staring at one another---and him bumming money off of you, him trying to get free drinks, etc.
Neither of those things sounds fun to be honest ;D
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No, it's the attitude, it would be diff if it were say Phil or Kev. It's how you carry yourself.
That makes a difference yes, but with that kind of size, you'll get mostly negative reactions either way.
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
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Practice what you preach, post a pool vid, big stud ::)
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
yes, the video really makes that quite clear 8)
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He's right though. There's a video of Phil Heath visting another country, I think Australia, in which he talks to a woman in a very FRIENDLY way (as he usually is), yet she still can't leave it to give him some nasty remarks. Same with Ronny Rockel in that Jerry Springer-like show.
The attitude will help a bit, but when you have pro size, most people are going to hate you regardless. Whether that is because they are intimidated, disgusted or yet another reason I'll leave in the middle.
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
they are only intimidated if you wear a fanny pack and some tap out apparel
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
Cmon man! I am digging the fact you are sticking around and not running away from the Thunderdome like a little bitch. But so much is wrong with this post. Yes I'm sure 150-170lb guys, who most likely have never been in a fight, are intimidated but muscles dont make you tough. Most bb's are midgets. I'm over 6' and some 5'8" gearbox, no matter what he weighs, is getting laughed at if he puffs up his chest.As far as Roberto goes, chicks put most stock in you being facially handsome. If you have a nice body, it's a bonus. You would think having an ogre face like Robby does, he would stay ripped as fuck instead of carrying that beer keg around. Does he even compete anymore, why is he bulking up?
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
Yes i'm sure Mike Tyson shits his pants when your little 5'7 drug bloated sack of shit self is in the same nightclub as him. If someone is legit big like the bball players or strongman competitors i'm sure they would get a bit of respect, but not too much, you can't figure shit out from visuals.
Nobody is intimidated by some bloated drug mule, if anything its the opposite.
Burneika has zero genetics for bodybuilding, he should find something else to so with his life, although i'm sure he is a nice enough guy. Same with you, go back to school or something.
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Cmon man! I am digging the fact you are sticking around and not running away from the Thunderdome like a little bitch. But so much is wrong with this post. Yes I'm sure 150-170lb guys, who most likely have never been in a fight, are intimidated but muscles dont make you tough. Most bb's are midgets. I'm over 6' and some 5'8" gearbox, no matter what he weighs, is getting laughed at if he puffs up his chest.As far as Roberto goes, chicks put most stock in you being facially handsome. If you have a nice body, it's a bonus. You would think having an ogre face like Robby does, he would stay ripped as fuck instead of carrying that beer keg around. Does he even compete anymore, why is he bulking up?
To me he's just holdin water, mainly in his gut. I don't see a Michelin Man
In this 3 minute video we saw a blonde try to give him play, he just didn't close it
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Yes i'm sure Mike Tyson shits his pants when your little 5'7 drug bloated sack of shit self is in the same nightclub as him. If someone is legit big like the bball players or strongman competitors i'm sure they would get a bit of respect, but not too much, you can't figure shit out from visuals.
Nobody is intimidated by some bloated drug mule, if anything its the opposite.
Burneika has zero genetics for bodybuilding, he should find something else to so with his life, although i'm sure he is a nice enough guy. Same with you, go back to school or something.
You're typing to the wind bitch
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if those bitches only knew that he is also a cage fighter then the story would've been very different indeed.
the pool would overflow with pussy juices from the ladies and fear and envy from the pencil necks 8)
Now thats a good one.
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You're typing to the wind bitch
Hahaha i know you are holding back the tears manlet.
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Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch
I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf
EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.
Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones
Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.
Fuck all this Dr Phil shit
LOL ! :D
I can't stop laughing at your statement !
You must be very delusional to think that any of that filthy whores would ever give a chance to that pregnant,shapeless,bald,syntol inflated and insulin HGH steroid abuser of Robert Burneika !!! :D
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To me he's just holdin water, mainly in his gut. I don't see a Michelin Man
In this 3 minute video we saw a blonde try to give him play, he just didn't close it
in the sequel, we see robert batting off the pussy left,right & centre. bitches tearing each other's hair extensions out fighting to mate with the over muscled stud.
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CRACK did say it's the sluts that are attracted to this look and he's right. Most of these girls would basically present their punani on a platter for a guy his size.
If you look at it in absolute numbers though, most women find this look disgusting and wouldn't want it. (I'm guessing around 95% of the women)
All depends on how you look at it. But with quick/easy sex in mind, he has a body that attracts sluts for sure.
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in the sequel, we see robert batting off the pussy left,right & centre. bitches tearing each other's hair extensions out fighting to mate with the over muscled stud.
Lol
Like I said before their intimidated, it's like their trying to avoid the elephant in the room
I have no reason to defend this dude..I look nothing like him
Just telling what I see happen at everypool party I go to.
I'm gonna give 1 example and be done with this subject
Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah
But in reality
He has every stripper model and fitness chick throwing pussy at him in Vegas
Take it or leave it..I see Burneikas get play all the time
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Lol
Like I said before their intimidated, it's like their trying to avoid the elephant in the room
I have no reason to defend this dude..I look nothing like him
Just telling what I see happen at everypool party I go to.
I'm gonna give 1 example and be done with this subject
Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah
But in reality
He has every stripper model and fitness chick throwing pussy at him
Take it or leave it..I see Burneikas get play all the time
Hahaha, yes, something to be proud of. Look what I brought home mom, "my stripper girlfriend" haha lol. Its pretty pathetic how you actually think this is an accomplishment. Then again, you wear your hat like a 12 year old boy.
Most classy women, who are doctors, lawyers, business executives, etc, would not want your friend, Craig. In fact, they would probably laugh at him. So he gets trashy girls. Does this make you proud of him? You're just as pathetic as he is.
J. Howard Marshall was married to Anne Nicole Smith, not for any other reason than he was a billionaire. So what's your point? :-\ :-\
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no she felt on his character sf.
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Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys ;)
No offense, but you couldn't be more wrong.
Why do you think building a nice physique and making a living out of it makes people jealous? Why would you think this is the end goal for most people? Sorry to say, it isnt. Most people would rather be highly educated and have a good, stable job. Once his muscles go, he has nothing left, as opposed to the highly educated person who can always be of use in this world.
Sorry, but Id rather be a well respected scientists or something than a fitness model. Anyone who say they would rather be the latter and not the former, is an idiot.
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"Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah. . . "
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pathetic attention seeking idiot. another kidney transplant on the way..
can't believe I thought ifbb pros where cool when I was a kid... :-\
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Exactly, 'everyone', except you and a few other douches, go figure how delusional you are... ::)
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so what do I hear, Crack has performed in gay porn ::) good lord haha
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Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago? I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.
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"Crack" is on crack. It can't be any other explaination. The guy telling tales and living on a different planet (or so he thinks). What a joke.
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Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago? I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.
Nah
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Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago? I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.
No, he was on the precursor, where is older brother was talking about "Irish Showers".
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Haha bodybuilder in a nutshell, thinking everyone looks at his muscles in awe when in fact no one gives a shit about hugeness except schmoes and gay men ;)
Could be used as a demotivational video for anyone thinking about starting to bb fulltime :)
Like Arnold sold bb to the world this man deters people from it
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Who gave you the nickname "Swoll?" Did you give yourself that nickname? Do you get mad if people call you just Joey and don't add the "Swoll" in?
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Who gave you the nickname "Swoll?" Did you give yourself that nickname? Do you get mad if people call you just Joey and don't add the "Swoll" in?
he tried joey blowie for his gay porn
now is should be joe troll
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There is no gay porn
Just like there is no life for you outside this board you stupid fuck
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No offense, but you couldn't be more wrong.
Why do you think building a nice physique and making a living out of it makes people jealous? Why would you think this is the end goal for most people? Sorry to say, it isnt. Most people would rather be highly educated and have a good, stable job. Once his muscles go, he has nothing left, as opposed to the highly educated person who can always be of use in this world.
Sorry, but Id rather be a well respected scientists or something than a fitness model. Anyone who say they would rather be the latter and not the former, is an idiot.
Of course, I'm highly educated myself (going for my third Masters as we speak). I saw it more as a side-activity generating money for something you'd be doing anyway. (building your physique)
I don't see where the part about making other people jealous is coming from? I'd have no interest in that either way.
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There is no gay porn
Just like there is no life for you outside this board you stupid fuck
ok joe dont you pose on some website
not hating player ::)
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CRACK ANY PLANS TO COMPETE?
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he tried joey blowie for his gay porn
now is should be joe troll
I heard it was joey aswoll.
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Maybe the nickname "Swoll" came after a schmoe brutally abused his anus.
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Exactly. NO GAY PORN! Read it people. It's "Straightmuscleguys". Notice the word 'straight', bozos. The guys are coming for and showing their anuses to women. It's only gay if you want it to be and are perverted/warped.
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No offense, but you couldn't be more wrong.
Why do you think building a nice physique and making a living out of it makes people jealous? Why would you think this is the end goal for most people? Sorry to say, it isnt. Most people would rather be highly educated and have a good, stable job. Once his muscles go, he has nothing left, as opposed to the highly educated person who can always be of use in this world.
Sorry, but Id rather be a well respected scientists or something than a fitness model. Anyone who say they would rather be the latter and not the former, is an idiot.
This.
It's not fucking medieval, we evolved and so did women. Women generally are looking for power, control, they tend to choose males who can give them illusion of safety. Do you really think that 250lbs guy gives any intelligent, modern woman feeling of safety? It's XXI century, WAKE THE FUCK UP. What they lust is success.
Do you know who gets hottest women around in my cricles? Not those big guys and I know plenty. They get slutty ones or fitness models at best. Up and comming top scientists or wealthy people in the making. It's intelligence what is modern day muscles.
To Rob's defense - he is very cool, honest guy. I know few people who know him (or talked to him) in person since I am from Poland and I have never heard a bad word about him.
Oh and I do not think he gives a flying fuck about chicks at a pool party, it's all or laughs. He is capable of self irony, you know. He's got a Polish wife (not my type really) and is quite wealthy. He has a celebrity status in Poland which won't make you a millionare unlike in USA but sure as hell will give you more money than all pros except top10 or something.
As for a kid from a shithole in Lithuania I think he accomplished something in his life. He came from a small village in third world country. I don't think many of you Americans raised in wealth are in right position to judge him in that aspect.
Average guy from a village like this in Poland has to live off something like 500$ a month. Prices are not lower than everywhere else, there are actually HIGHER in small cities because local people don't sell their own stuff anymore and everything is imported. Compared to USA, prices are similar. In Lithuania is so much fucking worse that people actually emmigrate from that country to Poland looking for better life. Now that's not a best start in life, is it?
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looks like Crack in this very "straight" video.
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This.
It's not fucking medieval, we evolved and so did women. Women generally are looking for power, control, they tend to choose males who can give them illusion of safety. Do you really think that 250lbs guy gives any intelligent, modern woman feeling of safety? It's XXI century, WAKE THE FUCK UP. What they lust is success.
Do you know who gets hottest women around in my cricles? Not those big guys and I know plenty. They get slutty ones or fitness models at best. Up and comming top scientists or wealthy people in the making. It's intelligence what is modern day muscles.
To Rob's defense - he is very cool, honest guy. I know few people who know him (or talked to him) in person since I am from Poland and I have never heard a bad word about him.
Oh and I do not think he gives a flying fuck about chicks at a pool party, it's all or laughs. He is capable of self irony, you know. He's got a Polish wife (not my type really) and is quite wealthy. He has a celebrity status in Poland which won't make you a millionare unlike in USA but sure as hell will give you more money than all pros except top10 or something.
As for a kid from a shithole in Lithuania I think he accomplished something in his life. He came from a small village in third world country. I don't think many of you Americans raised in wealth are in right position to judge him in that aspect.
Average guy from a village like this in Poland has to live off something like 500$ a month. Prices are not lower than everywhere else, there are actually HIGHER in small cities because local people don't sell their own stuff anymore and everything is imported. Compared to USA, prices are similar. In Lithuania is so much fucking worse that people actually emmigrate from that country to Poland looking for better life. Now that's not a best start in life, is it?
Exactly. Do you really think the Nobel Prize Winners are jealous over Craigs muscles? lol. They have more power and prestige than he will ever have. They are much more respected. Someone like Craig Golias, outside of his bodybuilding circle is a joke. He probably gets laughed at. This idiot, Joey Swoll lives this pathetic lifestyle, so he thinks that every male wants to have gigantic muscles and hook up with strippers and cheap fitness models lol. He is living in a fantasy world. Most respected, highly educated women would laugh at Craig Golias and take the well respected business man or doctor.
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It's the instant response of all these g4p, broke-ass morons: you're jealous. DA is still doing it even though his head looks like a beachball, his kidneys are fucked, and his tattoos actually fight each other which one looks the most grotesque.
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It's the instant response of all these g4p, broke-ass morons: you're jealous. DA is still doing it even though his head looks like a beachball, his kidneys are fucked, and his tattoos actually fight each other which one looks the most grotesque.
haha lol. But of course we are jealous ::). We all want to look like a chipmunk and spend hours on dialysis. While DA was hooked up to a dialysis machine most people were either a) at work, b) with their family, c) or with their significant others. Yes, we are so jealous. All those people would rather be hooked up to a dialysis machine. :-\
Man, I dont get how I actually looked up to bodybuilders when I first started to train. They are the most delusional people ever.
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haha lol. But of course we are jealous ::). We all want to look like a chipmunk and spend hours on dialysis. While DA was hooked up to a dialysis machine most people were either a) at work, b) with their family, c) or with their significant others. Yes, we are so jealous. All those people would rather be hooked up to a dialysis machine. :-\
Man, I dont get how I actually looked up to bodybuilders when I first started to train. They are the most delusional people ever.
hahha, but try telling this to dirty derek though. he'll have fucking none of it. we're all 'jealous haters wishing we had his life' ::)
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hahha, but try telling this to dirty derek though. he'll have fucking none of it. we're all 'jealous haters wishing we had his life' ::)
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haha, yes, my main goal is to be a stripper, look like a chipmunk and be hooked up to a dialysis machine :-X :-X
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Haha. The official uniform of the g4p/fried kidney guild.
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Most classy women, who are doctors, lawyers, business executives, etc, would not want your friend, Craig. In fact, they would probably laugh at him.
what percentage of hot "classy" women have these careers?
the few that do have these careers are mostly average looking and probably only go for guys with similar careers, regardless their build
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what percentage of hot "classy" women have these careers?
the few that do have these careers are mostly average looking and probably only go for guys with similar careers, regardless their build
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Even women who arent doctors. Replace Doctors or big business executives with say teachers, accountants, nurses, social workers, etc, would still not go for a guy like Craig Golias.
Exactly my point. Most women, whether they are doctors or nurses, social workers or teachers, or accountants are not going to go for a goon like Craig Golias. A women who is a social worker or nurse is going to go for a man with a similar job or someone of similar tastes and intellectual prowess, not some guy like Craig. Most women who are going to like a guy like Craig are going to be strippers or trashy fitness models. Whether they are hot or average looking, most women with respectable jobs who are educated are not going to go for someone like that. They are going to laugh at him.
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hahha, but try telling this to dirty derek though. he'll have fucking none of it. we're all 'jealous haters wishing we had his life' ::)
LMAO
good stuff brad 8)
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CRACK did say it's the sluts that are attracted to this look and he's right. Most of these girls would basically present their punani on a platter for a guy his size.
If you look at it in absolute numbers though, most women find this look disgusting and wouldn't want it. (I'm guessing around 95% of the women)
All depends on how you look at it. But with quick/easy sex in mind, he has a body that attracts sluts for sure.
Well over 95% of women are sluts though.
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Still selective sluts :P
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looks like Crack in this very "straight" video.
Hilarious clip, why would anyone stoop so low as to do what people over the internet tell you and what pose you should do? FILT
It must pay/gay very very well
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I think he pissed himself. Fucking nasty.
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Why is a man commanding him to strike poses ???
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i love the view. he can teabag me anytime.
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http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan .
Is he the same guy in the video at the top of that link? I did'nt want to stare at it too long.........
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http://www.straightmuscleguys.com/modelinfo.php?model=Tristan .
Is he the same guy in the video at the top of that link? I did'nt want to stare at it too long.........
haha, it even says he's natty.
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Haha, what a queen.
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It's only straight if you want it to be
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Bwahahahahaahahaha
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Straight ballin' son. From amazon wishlist hustlin to company CEO in four years -
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BNhho5qGhrsJ:groups.yahoo.com/group/SwollMuscle/+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .
" Welcome to my official yahoo fan group. I'm a 26 yr old straight Bodybuilder originally from Boston, now living down in FLA. I'm a natural bodybuilder training for my first competition and have been doing fitness and other modeling since I was 18. Here is where you can find out more about me including my training,my diet, things I enjoy in my spare time, and any recent model shoots. I am looking for a select few dedicated sponsors who know how to treat a young champion and would like to do so simply for the fact that I work so hard on my body and you can know you are doing your part to sponsor and support the art of bodybuilding. If you are interested in sponsoring me contact me in a professional way. I always believe in respecting each person on an individual level and expect the same from those that wish to contact me. I am a pretty down to Earth guy and like to be an inspiration to others as long long as they know how to show their proper respect. Contact me through Yahoo ID: swollmuscle@yahoo.com. My amazon wishlist is
www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8XZNPF0JPGQ5/ref=lst_llp_wl-go
As always I enjoy gifts to support my training but Amazon Gift Certificates work best! LOL. I DO NOT use paypal since I have been advised against it. I wish to maintain certain level of privacy so please respect my wishes and boundaries.
I love to train hard and love my family and friends above all. I am also available for paid modeling assignments from legitimate photographers. "
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hahahaha
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his penis isn't erect so it's not gay.
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his penis isn't erect so it's not gay.
Don't be so sure. Maybe it does not get any bigger.
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This thread has taken an ominous turn. :)
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his penis isn't erect so it's not gay.
It's only gay if his feet are inside a paper bag
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Why would someone have to mention they are straight in their bio? It is usually obvious and assumed when is straight. Any mention makes one thinks otherwise.
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This.
It's not fucking medieval, we evolved and so did women. Women generally are looking for power, control, they tend to choose males who can give them illusion of safety. Do you really think that 250lbs guy gives any intelligent, modern woman feeling of safety? It's XXI century, WAKE THE FUCK UP. What they lust is success.
Do you know who gets hottest women around in my cricles? Not those big guys and I know plenty. They get slutty ones or fitness models at best. Up and comming top scientists or wealthy people in the making. It's intelligence what is modern day muscles.
To Rob's defense - he is very cool, honest guy. I know few people who know him (or talked to him) in person since I am from Poland and I have never heard a bad word about him.
Oh and I do not think he gives a flying fuck about chicks at a pool party, it's all or laughs. He is capable of self irony, you know. He's got a Polish wife (not my type really) and is quite wealthy. He has a celebrity status in Poland which won't make you a millionare unlike in USA but sure as hell will give you more money than all pros except top10 or something.
As for a kid from a shithole in Lithuania I think he accomplished something in his life. He came from a small village in third world country. I don't think many of you Americans raised in wealth are in right position to judge him in that aspect.
Average guy from a village like this in Poland has to live off something like 500$ a month. Prices are not lower than everywhere else, there are actually HIGHER in small cities because local people don't sell their own stuff anymore and everything is imported. Compared to USA, prices are similar. In Lithuania is so much fucking worse that people actually emmigrate from that country to Poland looking for better life. Now that's not a best start in life, is it?
First bold, many scientists are nerdy and or ugly looking, not all, but a fair share, like Uberman these types of guys won't cheat...they have a deal, because they have the hot girl, for now...until she cheats on him with Joey Crack (He got that name from Fat Joe, BTW), @nd bold, well, it's self explantory...DId you ever watch the vids I posted on sexual attaction. Square men, women want to mate with, round face men, women marry due to them no being as sexual as square men...
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LOLOL he should have known better than to shit post on getbig.
Lets post these pictures and videos all over the other bodybuilding webpages - lets start with BB.com and plaster that shit all over it.
HAHAHAHAHA lets see how many kids fall for your shitty product now "crack" haha I bet your sales hit rock bottom now since in about a few minutes all the kids will fear taking your product just in case they urning as gay as you are :D
what a fucking looser you are :D you father must be so fucking disapointed in you right now, lol I mercy kill my son if I ever would catch him posing for a few old men :D
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"Crack" must have promised Ron a schmoe dance, because he got some threads deleted. Ron is showing too much mercy these days.
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"crack" turned out to be quite the pillowbiter it seems.
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"Crack" must have promised Ron a schmoe dance, because he got some threads deleted. Ron is showing too much mercy these days.
Brutal insecurity.
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;D
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;D
Come on bro, that pic is ripe for a deepthroat shop...
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The other one probably just got deleted for having full-on porn in it, Ronaldo said he's not going to tolerate that in G&O anymore.
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;D
Someone needs to shop DA's head into this photo, preferably licking of kissing it.
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Sorry Ron, I think this is where I left off with all my fans
Arms bout to fucking explode
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/88d3a740.jpg)
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Sorry Ron, I think this is where I left off with all my fans
Arms bout to fucking explode
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/88d3a740.jpg)
You act like we care, or we should be impressed.
Brutal insecurity.
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Sorry Ron, I think this is where I left off with all my fans
Arms bout to fucking explode
If they explode, we will have another Exxon Valdez... :-X
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Lol if you didn't care
You wouldn't be hang gliding off my nuts
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Lol if you didn't care
You wouldn't be hang gliding off my nuts
Monster logic.
No one is hang gliding off your nuts, other than the schmoes that you did those homoerotic posing vids for.
Que posting another random pic of a slut going "Look! Im not gay, I have pics of me with a woman!"
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Lol if you didn't care
You wouldn't be hang gliding off my nuts
Probably hard to get a grip on your pea sized nuts... :-X
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Cumdrainer (CRACK is not accurate enough), you're the one logging in here and posting, obviously enjoying being assraped (which according to the latest evidence is not surprising). Nobody here would have given a single thought about your gay demeanor hadn't you made a point of exposing the sordid individual that you are. Pack up your gay shit, migrate to any other BB site where wannabe CEOs will give you props 24/7.
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Nah
I think I'll stick here
Making all you losers want to kill yourself is fun
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Sorry Ron, I think this is where I left off with all my fans
Arms bout to fucking explode
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/88d3a740.jpg)
What happens when youre old and grey and you have no muscles and no brains in your head. You will be worth nothing.
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Nah
I think I'll stick here
Making all you losers want to kill yourself is fun
Losers? Look at the pics. Youre the one who was prancing around showing your ass. I think youre the loser.
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Losers? Look at the pics. Youre the one who was prancing around showing your ass. I think youre the loser.
(http://sassywire.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/wahida-the-hutt.jpg)
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Don't hold your breath, sweetheart. A busy CEO like yourself shouldn't have so much time to waste with mere mortals like us. Your time spent here is probably preventing you as we speak of climbing the himalaya while breaking every track and field record and fucking Monica Bellucci on the way up.
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(http://sassywire.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/wahida-the-hutt.jpg)
Was this Joey Swoll during his early days? :D
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Don't hold your breath, sweetheart. A busy CEO like yourself shouldn't have so much time to waste with mere mortals like us. Your time spent here is probably preventing you as we speak of climbing the himalaya while breaking every track and field record and fucking Monica Bellucci on the way up.
Yeah it gets tough sometimes, thank god for iPhones.
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Nah
I think I'll stick here
Making all you losers want to kill yourself is fun
Projecting much?
Is that you're whole theory? That we mock you because we're jealous?
Holy fucking ignorance of reality batman.
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Projecting much?
Is that you're whole theory? That we mock you because we're jealous?
Holy fucking ignorance of reality batman.
haha, I know. Maybe we mock him because he prances around for photos with his ass hanging out lol.
No self respect for oneself.
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haha, I know. Maybe we mock him because he prances around for photos with his ass hanging out lol.
No self respect for oneself.
I think he still believes that muscles, image, and women will bring him respect, and if we dont respect him, we must be jealous.
He cant even see that his image is causing people to laugh at him, not respect him. Although I guess thats what happens when you surround yourself with morons and like minded yes men.
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I think he still believes that muscles, image, and women will bring him respect, and if we dont respect him, we must be jealous.
He cant even see that his image is causing people to laugh at him, not respect him. Although I guess thats what happens when you surround yourself with morons and like minded yes men.
Try this on someone else, you transparent fucks arent fooling me
Antoine Vaillant, the nicest kid in the fucking world even has a hate thread on here
Watching how all you betas work is very amusing for me.
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Try this on someone else, you transparent fucks arent fooling me
Antoine Vaillant, the nicest kid in the fucking world even has a hate thread on here
Watching how all you betas work is very amusing for me.
Pretty sure not many people hate Antoine.
But you on the other hand, you epitomize ignorant, moronic, douche.
BTW, anyone that uses terms like "alpha" and "beta" when referring to themselves or others, are automatically bitches. HTH.
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Pretty sure not many people hate Antoine.
But you on the other hand, you epitomize ignorant, moronic, douche.
BTW, anyone that uses terms like "alpha" and "beta" when referring to themselves or others, are automatically bitches. HTH.
Nah
What you really meant was
You betas are worse than bitches
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Did homie ever elaborate on what 'practically natural' actually means?
I can't be bothered reading 20 pages of estrogen soaked insecurity and misc. faggotry, especially at work.
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hey Crack, you still haven't told us how much you charge for taking instructions over Skype? and why did you piss your pants? is that what CEOs do?
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I think he still believes that muscles, image, and women will bring him respect, and if we dont respect him, we must be jealous.
He cant even see that his image is causing people to laugh at him, not respect him. Although I guess thats what happens when you surround yourself with morons and like minded yes men.
He is brainwashed into believing that muscles are what earn people respect :-\
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::) WOW . This guy is making DERRICK look normal ? Well not really but WOW ! ;)
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Nah
What you really meant was
You betas are worse than bitches
This makes absolutely no sense. Don't tell me you're illiterate as well?
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This makes absolutely no sense. Don't tell me you're illiterate as well?
Well, he lost the caps lock. And he's been trying to make articulate albeit juvenile and insecure posts. He can thank Getbig for the progress he's been making over one thread.
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Tito needs to send Crack an Edible Arrangement for helping push this thread past 20 pages :)
(http://keepitupdavid.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/ea-1.jpg)
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3658/3644266058_2e604c4361.jpg)
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This makes absolutely no sense. Don't tell me you're illiterate as well?
Here I'll break it down
Your gossiping
dramatic
jealous
judgemental
beta ass
Is worse than a bitch.
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Here I'll break it down
Your gossiping
dramatic
jealous
judgemental
beta ass
Is worse than a bitch.
Bahahaha.
Just because you've think you created an image that demands respect doesn't make it true. And just because you enjoy whoring yourself out on video to gay men, doesn't mean everyone else does.
Sorry you can't handle reality bro.
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Here I'll break it down
Your gossiping
dramatic
jealous
judgemental
beta ass
Is worse than a bitch.
Are you an alpha male?
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crack is a gimmick
the real dude doesnt poat on here
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crack is a gimmick
the real dude doesnt poat on here
If true, best troll ever.
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If true, best troll ever.
yeah its a good one
not as good as gh15 or freaky calves
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It sucks don't it?
I look like me damn near drug free
While you look like shit juiced to the gills
i see what you did there.
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Projecting much?
Is that you're whole theory? That we mock you because we're jealous?
Holy fucking ignorance of reality batman.
Why would anyone be jealous of someone who gets THIS review from the ladies? :D
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, this is Joey Sergo, Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll.
You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls.
He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear. But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money.
I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!!
and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills.
Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away!
Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
Using G4P to pay grannies medical bills? FILT!
Shoulders with Joey Sergo
http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/trenches/4080-joey-sergo-trains-shoulders-2-weeks-out-from-toc-culver-city.html
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I dont think its the real guy, just seems to gimmicky
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Hahahaha!....Outstanding! :D
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lol hilarious ;D
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yes but he also has a very ugly pro physique, distended belly, muscles stuffed with synthol.
as if girls are into that
What's Ironic is that he has the same exact physique as Philsulin,Branch,Gutler,etc to the eyes of ANY girl ...
That's where guys like Frank Zane kills them all.
WOOOSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH
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haha 20+ pages of 'crack'
furiously pounding his keyboard, glued to his screen showing up a ton of no life losers, aloof as can be
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Fixed
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(http://bigassgifs.com/assets/madison-rose-ass-shake.gif)
Fixed
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Fixed
OK you won, now tell us her name
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Fixed
Fixed
it's only gay if your erection goes past 30° :P
(http://i.imgbox.com/acsMXdqE.gif)
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it's only gay if your erection goes past 30° :P
(http://i.imgbox.com/acsMXdqE.gif)
Only 26° here. I am safe
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Fixed
Who is that Kwon? Looks like a slim Daphne Rosen
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Haha, the 30 degrees cutpoint is a very good criterion, I like that better than "if the balls touch" as it is less ambiguous.
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I'm friends with Joey and just messaged him on FB, he is indeed CRACK. But who's really gay here him making the vids or you guys watching and making gifs out of it?
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I had lunch with my wife today...ordered a club swandwich. Before my first bite I said "I dedicate this sandwich to Burneika". She just looked at me with the usual confused expression before reminding me to mow the lawn tonight. Unfortuanely..."mow the lawn" was not a euphemism for anything
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I'm friends with Joey and just messaged him on FB, he is indeed CRACK. But who's really gay here him making the vids or you guys watching and making gifs out of it?
OUTED!
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:-X
i do give him some due though! i bet he bounced right back the very next day. me , i'd be mentally crushed for at least a fortnight if that ever happened to me :-\
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i do give him some due though! i bet he bounced right back the very next day. me , i'd be mentally crushed for at least a fortnight if that ever happened to me :-\
Yes I suspect Robert used this as motivation to adjust his nutrient timing so he can bring "the full package" at the next battle.
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Yes I suspect Robert used this as motivation to adjust his nutrient timing so he can bring "the full package" at the next battle.
ROFL!! ;D yes!! maybe dropp the carbs a day or two earlier. an arm session just before hitting the pool.
'bring the full package' ;D ;D ;D
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Know what? This video should be a sticky one....
The guy deserves all the credit for exposing the truth about Big Muscles and attention (reaction) from the opposite sex...
Remember the pictures of Arnold and Draper surrounded by girls at the beach?
Well, Behind the camera, there he was... the one and only the master blaster Mr.Joe Weider ! saying' "Betty could you get closer to Arnold?"
WOOOOSSSHHHHHH
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I love the way he keeps looking around to see who is looking at him ...
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Fuck this loser and fuck this thread. Fuck that CRACKhead as well. Women love skinny dudes with ripped pacs like me in the making. This guy is better off in a gay bar than anywhere else... ::) Now close this damn thread.
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Be huge, be humble...
(but always take your protein on the go)
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I'm friends with Joey and just messaged him on FB, he is indeed CRACK. But who's really gay here him making the vids or you guys watching and making gifs out of it?
You're fucking retarded
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You're fucking retarded
Even more retarded that CRACK isn't a gimmick.
He's too cliche to be real. It's awesome.
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Here is Phil and Robert training arms, notice Phil's jovial attitude, this would translate to the beach. Phil doesn't walk around with arms outstretched, flaring his lats and acts all cumbersome, like every step is deliberate.
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Here is Phil and Robert training arms, notice Phil's jovial attitude, this would translate to the beach. Phil doesn't walk around with arms outstretched, flaring his lags, and acts all cumbersome, like every step is deliberate.
Yes Phil's a great champion and spokesman for the sport, never see any vids of him shamefully baring his ass for rent money from a few old bottom-queens (for example).
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You're fucking retarded
Because I find searching the web for videos of naked men gay? Is that what you're in to?
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I'm friends with Joey and just messaged him on FB, he is indeed CRACK. But who's really gay here him making the vids or you guys watching and making gifs out of it?
Hi Joey ass crack!
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Because I find searching the web for videos of naked men gay? Is that what you're in to?
I haven't posted his vids neither I've watched them. And yes, your logic is retarded.
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Fuck this loser and fuck this thread. Fuck that CRACKhead as well. Women love skinny dudes with ripped pacs like me in the making. This guy is better off in a gay bar than anywhere else... ::) Now close this damn thread.
TRUE!! X 2
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ENZO do you have any tips on bench press?
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I haven't posted his vids neither I've watched them. And yes, your logic is retarded.
My logic is perfectly sensible, you must feel guilty to be offended.
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My logic is perfectly sensible, you must feel guilty to be offended.
Actually I'm not offended, I'm just saying you're retarded. ???
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Actually I'm not offended, I'm just saying you're retarded. ???
As retarded as you are straight
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As retarded as you are straight
Oh and I'm gay because I'm making fun of your friend who thinks he's important and we all are jealous, while he's renting his asshole so he can pay his drug bills?
You're retarded
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Oh and I'm gay because I'm making fun of your friend who thinks he's important and we all are jealous, while he's renting his asshole so he can pay his drug bills?
You're retarded
MTV of peace.
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So, ENZO, you're saying that it is NOT gay to jack off for men on the internet, strip for them, show them your ass cheeks and hole, gyrate around in piss stained boxers, wear cowboy hats and ass-less chaps for photoshoots but..but if you post the stuff and edit it in order to humiliate the guy that sold his dignity and manhood for a few gh bucks, then that is gay?
Seriously, not looking to argue but that does seem to be the logic here.
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Making 'friends' on FB is gay anyway, even if it's with a woman.
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So, ENZO, you're saying that it is NOT gay to jack off for men on the internet, strip for them, show them your ass cheeks and hole, gyrate around in piss stained boxers, wear cowboy hats and ass-less chaps for photoshoots but..but if you post the stuff and edit it in order to humiliate the guy that sold his dignity and manhood for a few gh bucks, then that is gay?
Seriously, not looking to argue but that does seem to be the logic here.
Dude, I never said any of that was right. I simply said searching for naked men is gay. Call me crazy but I don't appreciate entering threads with a mans bare ass flying at my face.
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Dude, I never said any of that was right. I simply said searching for naked men is gay. Call me crazy but I don't appreciate entering threads with a mans bare ass flying at my face.
LOL. Fair enough. But(t)..this is getbig, it's only gay if you want it to be, and it is at least your buddy's ass!
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Making 'friends' on FB is gay anyway, even if it's with a woman.
how about if it's friends with benefits?
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LOL. Fair enough. But(t)..this is getbig, it's only gay if you want it to be, and it is at least your buddy's ass!
It's only gay is your erection exceeds a 30o angle from base to tip.
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how about if it's friends with benefits?
Then it's G4P
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Then it's G4P
male on female is G4P ??? ??? ???
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male on female is G4P ??? ??? ???
With benefits on FB yes, in real life no
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It's only gay is your erection exceeds a 30o angle from base to tip.
Haha that's pretty clever
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Nah
I think I'll stick here
Making all you losers want to kill yourself is fun
Good decision!
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So, ENZO, you're saying that it is NOT gay to jack off for men on the internet, strip for them, show them your ass cheeks and hole, gyrate around in piss stained boxers, wear cowboy hats and ass-less chaps for photoshoots but..but if you post the stuff and edit it in order to humiliate the guy that sold his dignity and manhood for a few gh bucks, then that is gay?
Seriously, not looking to argue but that does seem to be the logic here.
That's all normal in the world of "Enzo". ;D
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Haha that's pretty clever
I cannot take credit, bradistani originated this criterion in this very thread I think.
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I want to put this video on a continuous loop on the tv next Thanksgiving family dinner.
LOL!
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ENZO do you have any tips on bench press?
:D
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So, ENZO, you're saying that it is NOT gay to jack off for men on the internet, strip for them, show them your ass cheeks and hole, gyrate around in piss stained boxers, wear cowboy hats and ass-less chaps for photoshoots but..but if you post the stuff and edit it in order to humiliate the guy that sold his dignity and manhood for a few gh bucks, then that is gay?
Seriously, not looking to argue but that does seem to be the logic here.
Look - if someone offered you a BILLION dollars to do the above - would you actually refuse because it would somehow turn you into a homosexual (albeit a rich one).
Only difference is that CRACK would do it for 3 shots of test.
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i do it for 3 shots of whiskey
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I wrote a poem about this....
Gay for play
Gay for pay
It matters not
cuz gay is gay....
Writing a poem about something other than a woman's naughty bits isn't gay...it's kinda homo...but it's not gay
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Look - if someone offered you a BILLION dollars to do the above - would you actually refuse because it would somehow turn you into a homosexual (albeit a rich one).
Only difference is that CRACK would do it for 3 shots of test.
So it's not gay as long as a 4% return on capital is enough to stop getting your anus further enlarged by dirty old schmoes?
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i do it for 3 shots of whiskey
Ill boil Burneika's head for you for 3 shots of whiskey
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Who is that Kwon? Looks like a slim Daphne Rosen
Madison
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Ill boil Burneika's head for you for 3 shots of whiskey
ill do it
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Madison
Madison what?
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I wrote a poem about this....
Gay for play
Gay for pay
It matters not
cuz gay is gay....
Writing a poem about something other than a woman's naughty bits isn't gay...it's kinda homo...but it's not gay
Outed!
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More importantly,
is Mr. Swollow wearing Daddy's slippers when duck-facing for his usual six figure paycheck?
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;D
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ill do it
I'll buy a bottle of whiskey and we can drink it while eating his boiled head
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hahahah all the girls were obviously flocking to him hahah ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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It's only gay is your erection exceeds a 30o angle from base to tip.
My tip or your tip?
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I'll buy a bottle of whiskey and we can drink it while eating his boiled head
how about just playing a game of soccer with his head, i rather eat his sisters pussy.
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how about just playing a game of soccer with his head, i rather eat his sisters pussy.
Deal. I'll cut off his head and you eat his sisters pussy. I'll take a shit on her chest after.
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Madison what?
(http://generatememes.com/media/created/5cqpmq.jpg)
her name is Madison Rose.
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I'm friends with Joey and just messaged him on FB, he is indeed CRACK. But who's really gay here him making the vids or you guys watching and making gifs out of it?
LOL WATCH OUT BRO
THEYRE GONNA COME FOR YOU NEXT!
REVENGE OF THE NERDS OUT IN FULL FORCE
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You look awesome Crack, much better than Rob - no homo ;D
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Thanks man
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Thanks man
How many men have you thanked during your 'career'?
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I haven't read any posts from this topic except page 1, so forgive me if someone else touched on it, I know probably 95% of posters here are not real bodybuilders, so to help you out.... these figure, fitness, bber, and bikini gym rats are complete 'pin cushions' for competitive bodybuilders. I guess it is needing sommeone in same life style, but I am 6'1 270lbs., not quite the size of Burneika, but have smashed just about any of these hoes I've wanted in a 50 mile radius of me.
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Burneika's a legend.
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Sorry Ron, I think this is where I left off with all my fans
Arms bout to fucking explode
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w413/joeyswoll/88d3a740.jpg)
looks like Crack in this very "straight" video.
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;D
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rock star of BBing