Burneika gets tons of female attention on swimmingpool!!

[ChristopherA]

Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch

I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf

EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.

Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones

Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.

Fuck all this Dr Phil shit

Cmon man! I am digging the fact you are sticking around and not running away from the Thunderdome like a little bitch. But so much is wrong with this post. Yes I'm sure 150-170lb guys, who most likely have never been in a fight, are intimidated but muscles dont make you tough. Most bb's are midgets. I'm over 6' and some 5'8" gearbox, no matter what he weighs, is getting laughed at if he puffs up his chest.As far as Roberto goes, chicks put most stock in you being facially handsome. If you have a nice body, it's a bonus. You would think having an ogre face like Robby does, he would stay ripped as fuck instead of carrying that beer keg around. Does he even compete anymore, why is he bulking up?

[Jaime]

Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch

I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf

EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.

Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones

Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.

Fuck all this Dr Phil shit

Yes i'm sure Mike Tyson shits his pants when your little 5'7 drug bloated sack of shit self is in the same nightclub as him. If someone is legit big like the bball players or strongman competitors i'm sure they would get a bit of respect, but not too much, you can't figure shit out from visuals.

Nobody is intimidated by some bloated drug mule, if anything its the opposite.

Burneika has zero genetics for bodybuilding, he should find something else to so with his life, although i'm sure he is a nice enough guy. Same with you, go back to school or something.

[TristenEsco]

Cmon man! I am digging the fact you are sticking around and not running away from the Thunderdome like a little bitch. But so much is wrong with this post. Yes I'm sure 150-170lb guys, who most likely have never been in a fight, are intimidated but muscles dont make you tough. Most bb's are midgets. I'm over 6' and some 5'8" gearbox, no matter what he weighs, is getting laughed at if he puffs up his chest.As far as Roberto goes, chicks put most stock in you being facially handsome. If you have a nice body, it's a bonus. You would think having an ogre face like Robby does, he would stay ripped as fuck instead of carrying that beer keg around. Does he even compete anymore, why is he bulking up?

To me he's just holdin water, mainly in his gut. I don't see a Michelin Man

In this 3 minute video we saw a blonde try to give him play, he just didn't close it

[TristenEsco]

Yes i'm sure Mike Tyson shits his pants when your little 5'7 drug bloated sack of shit self is in the same nightclub as him. If someone is legit big like the bball players or strongman competitors i'm sure they would get a bit of respect, but not too much, you can't figure shit out from visuals.

Nobody is intimidated by some bloated drug mule, if anything its the opposite.

Burneika has zero genetics for bodybuilding, he should find something else to so with his life, although i'm sure he is a nice enough guy. Same with you, go back to school or something.

You're typing to the wind bitch

[jude2]

if those bitches only knew that he is also a cage fighter then the story would've been very different indeed.

the pool would overflow with pussy juices from the ladies and fear and envy from the pencil necks 

Now thats a good one.

[Jaime]

You're typing to the wind bitch

Hahaha i know you are holding back the tears manlet.

[maxkane69]

Thank you Moen, only honest mother-fucker in this bitch

I've been around dudes 260-280 8-10% bf

EVERYONES intimidated, no matter what your personalities like.

Females really love it though, atleast the hot slutty ones

Burneika could've been swimming in poon if he simply approached.

Fuck all this Dr Phil shit

LOL !  
I can't stop laughing at your statement !
You must be very delusional to think that any of that filthy whores would ever give a chance to that pregnant,shapeless,bald,syntol inflated and insulin HGH steroid abuser of Robert Burneika !!!

[bradistani]

To me he's just holdin water, mainly in his gut. I don't see a Michelin Man

In this 3 minute video we saw a blonde try to give him play, he just didn't close it

in the sequel, we see robert batting off the pussy left,right & centre. bitches tearing each other's hair extensions out fighting to mate with the over muscled stud.

[Moen]

CRACK did say it's the sluts that are attracted to this look and he's right. Most of these girls would basically present their punani on a platter for a guy his size.

If you look at it in absolute numbers though, most women find this look disgusting and wouldn't want it. (I'm guessing around 95% of the women)

All depends on how you look at it. But with quick/easy sex in mind, he has a body that attracts sluts for sure.

[TristenEsco]

in the sequel, we see robert batting off the pussy left,right & centre. bitches tearing each other's hair extensions out fighting to mate with the over muscled stud.

Lol

Like I said before their intimidated, it's like their trying to avoid the elephant in the room

I have no reason to defend this dude..I look nothing like him

Just telling what I see happen at everypool party I go to.

I'm gonna give 1 example and be done with this subject

Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah

But in reality

He has every stripper model and fitness chick throwing pussy at him in Vegas

Take it or leave it..I see Burneikas get play all the time

[SF1900]

Lol

Like I said before their intimidated, it's like their trying to avoid the elephant in the room

I have no reason to defend this dude..I look nothing like him

Just telling what I see happen at everypool party I go to.

I'm gonna give 1 example and be done with this subject

Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah

But in reality

He has every stripper model and fitness chick throwing pussy at him

Take it or leave it..I see Burneikas get play all the time

Hahaha, yes, something to be proud of. Look what I brought home mom, "my stripper girlfriend" haha lol. Its pretty pathetic how you actually think this is an accomplishment. Then again, you wear your hat like a 12 year old boy.

Most classy women, who are doctors, lawyers, business executives, etc, would not want your friend, Craig. In fact, they would probably laugh at him. So he gets trashy girls. Does this make you proud of him?  You're just as pathetic as he is.

J. Howard Marshall was married to Anne Nicole Smith, not for any other reason than he was a billionaire. So what's your point?  

[Tito24]

no she felt on his character sf.

[SF1900]

Also, going to play devil's advocate here: I think our friend CRACK/Joey is getting a lot of flack because he managed to do what all  of us envisaged at one point: building a nice physique and making money because of it. Being lusted on by women and men (although I wouldn't want the men to actually touch me or do their lusting in my vicinity), must feel great regardless. If I could have made my money that way, I would have done it myself. Minus all the cheesy gay-stuff but with all the hetero-stuff. Let's not be too hard on the man guys 

No offense, but you couldn't be more wrong.

Why do you think building a nice physique and making a living out of it makes people jealous? Why would you think this is the end goal for most people? Sorry to say, it isnt.  Most people would rather be highly educated and have a good, stable job. Once his muscles go, he has nothing left, as opposed to the highly educated person who can always be of use in this world.

Sorry, but Id rather be a well respected scientists or something than a fitness model. Anyone who say they would rather be the latter and not the former, is an idiot.

[tommywishbone]

"Take my boy Craig for example..everyone on the blogs and boards says he looks like shit, he's a tranny fucker and blah blah blah. . . "

[MAXX]

pathetic attention seeking idiot. another kidney transplant on the way..

can't believe I thought ifbb pros where cool when I was a kid... 

[DroppingPlates]

Exactly, 'everyone', except you and a few other douches, go figure how delusional you are... 

[Stark]

so what do I hear, Crack has performed in gay porn good lord haha

[bbrower]

Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago?  I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.

[OneManGang]

"Crack" is on crack. It can't be any other explaination. The guy telling tales and living on a different planet (or so he thinks). What a joke.

[TristenEsco]

Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago?  I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.

Nah

[Parker]

Crack,
Were you on the first Jersey Shore True Life, like 7-8 years ago?  I believe you had a pissed off look the whole time they showed you, hanging out with some club slut.

No, he was on the precursor, where is older brother was talking about "Irish Showers".

[Papper]

Haha bodybuilder in a nutshell, thinking everyone looks at his muscles in awe when in fact no one gives a shit about hugeness except schmoes and gay men

Could be used as a demotivational video for anyone thinking about starting to bb fulltime

Like Arnold sold bb to the world this man deters people from it

[SF1900]

Who gave you the nickname "Swoll?" Did you give yourself that nickname? Do you get mad if people call you just Joey and don't add the "Swoll" in?

[bigmc]

Who gave you the nickname "Swoll?" Did you give yourself that nickname? Do you get mad if people call you just Joey and don't add the "Swoll" in?

he tried joey blowie for his gay porn

now is should be joe troll

[TristenEsco]

There is no gay porn

Just like there is no life for you outside this board you stupid fuck