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If you were captured by a bunch of pirates and they told you that you had to fight one of these animals, which one would you choose? Which one would you stand the best chance against?
Shoot, I think id have to go with the crocodile in hopes that I can get it on land. I am not very good in water. I would have to avoid the croc dragging me into the water. And I think the lion would be tougher to fight over the croc.
Salt water croc
(http://animal.discovery.com/reptiles/crocodile/pictures/crocodile-picture.jpg)
Great White
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/great-white-shark11.jpg)
African lion
(http://whozoo.org/Intro98/verodona/LionRoarVG052203_6959C.JPG)
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great white dont like the taste of humans
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what's your next question.."if you had to put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out....would you pick a revolver or a semi-automatic ?" ::)
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great white dont like the taste of humans
Yeah, but they could still kill you. Just recently an australian surfer was bitten in half by one!
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what's your next question.."if you had to put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out....would you pick a revolver or a semi-automatic ?" ::)
haha, no, totally implausible, but very plausible that you may be captured by pirates!
PICK ONE!! I think your manly muscles may be able to handle the lion, groink. I don't think you would do very well in the water! Your manly muscles would make you sink too quick :-X :-X
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haha, no, totally implausible, but very plausible that you may be captured by pirates!
PICK ONE!! I think your manly muscles may be able to handle the lion, groink. I don't think you would do very well in the water! Your manly muscles would make you sink too quick :-X :-X
I'm dinner either way :P
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I'm dinner either way :P
haha, no, some people have fought off sharks or alligators. I dont think lions so much. Groink, you may be able to take a baby penguin :-X :-X
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Salt water crocs can jump very high though and are faster on land than what you realise. They kill you by rolling you in the water until they drown you and then they eat you later. Great whites circle you and take bite by bite which would be terrifying. A lion would tear you to shreds all at once. It would probably be in a pack too so you would be eaten alive by several big cats.
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Salt water crocs can jump very high though and are faster on land than what you realise. They kill you by rolling you in the water until they drown you and then they eat you later. Great whites circle you and take bite by bite which would be terrifying. A lion would tear you to shreds all at once. It would probably be in a pack too so you would be eaten alive by several big cats.
Okay, but you still didnt answer the question.
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Okay, but you still didnt answer the question.
A croc because I live where there are alot of salties and I have put a plan into place if I ever am confronted with one.
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A croc because I live where there are alot of salties and I have put a plan into place if I ever am confronted with one.
Is your plan to flash them your fake boobs so they run away in horror? :D :D
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haha, no, some people have fought off sharks or alligators. I dont think lions so much. Groink, you may be able to take a baby penguin :-X :-X
actually I'll take the lion, game recognizes game 8)
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Is your plan to flash them your fake boobs so they run away in horror? :D :D
No you moron. Well I wouldn't try and outrun one so my plan is to not move and I need an object which I would thrust into its mouth so that its mouth would be busy then I am jumping on its back because it can't turn its head around to get me.
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actually I'll take the lion, game recognizes game 8)
haha, groink, you may stand a chance against this
(http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01538ffc8160970b-500wi)
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No you moron. Well I wouldn't try and outrun one so my plan is to not move and I need an object which I would thrust into its mouth so that its mouth would be busy then I am jumping on its back because it can't turn its head around to get me.
haha lol. What a plan. Real thought out. What about taking a dump on the alligators chest? :D :D
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haha lol. What a plan. Real thought out. What about taking a dump on the alligators chest? :D :D
It is thought out you fucken dickhead. What's your great plan??? Come on share... :D
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It is thought out you fucken dickhead. What's your great plan??? Come on share... :D
I don't have a clue. I was born and raised in a city. Never really been around wildlife.
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Lion...shark could kill me in one bite. Croc has the ability to kill me in one bite as well. A lion is more likely to try to go for my neck. I'm tall so that bastard would have to get pretty high to kill me quickly. I would least have a chance to draw things out...maybe find a pointy stick or a club like weapon.
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Lion...shark could kill me in one bite. Croc has the ability to kill me in one bite as well. A lion is more likely to try to go for my neck. I'm tall so that bastard would have to get pretty high to kill me quickly. I would least have a chance to draw things out...maybe find a pointy stick or a club like weapon.
Good point. Not many weapons in the sea. I did not take that into account.
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Good point. Not many weapons in the sea. I did not take that into account.
If you are in the sea then you must stay still and not make any splashing as this will attract sharks. So lightly tread the water. Also you cannot pee as this scent will attract sharks and you cannot have any cuts as again blood will attract sharks.
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Lion...shark could kill me in one bite. Croc has the ability to kill me in one bite as well. A lion is more likely to try to go for my neck. I'm tall so that bastard would have to get pretty high to kill me quickly. I would least have a chance to draw things out...maybe find a pointy stick or a club like weapon.
Big cats can jump very high so that theory is out. Your only hope is that the cat isn't hungry and just lets you be.
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Ok..it said which animal would you fight, not which animal you'd cower in fear from. And if I can't pee in the water, why am I in there?
:)
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Croc....Real Slim outside chance on land, Great White No Chance in Hell, and the Lion....just take a look @ the power and strength and the fear in the Eyes of his Meal..
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Croc they are practically blind at straight angles and poor reverse jaw muscles
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I really laughed hard at your opening line.....
If you were captured by a bunch of pirates
Lollll
But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.
A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
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actually I'll take the lion, game recognizes game 8)
post of the week
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They used to have a gator problem at one of my friends house about 10 years back. eating pets and whatnot. sitting under car, etc.
We hunted it -I didn't have the heart to shoot one when we found it. I mean, I could cap ten burglars and eat a ham sandwich waiting for police to arrive, no guilt.
But the animal, I didn't see a need, even if it was dangerous. My brother had no problem glocking the thing tho - it flipped once and did take a lot of rounds. :( Sad shit, did not like.
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I'd fight a Croc on land, you wouldn't stand a chance against a lion on land.
Or better yet, i'd fight a lion in water, you wouldn't stand a chance against a lion on land.
Or better yet, i'd fight a Great White on land, you wouldn't stand a chance against a Great White in water.
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This is a fun rhetorical exercise..how would you deal with a hopeless situation. Some of you want to change the reality, some of you, like me, think you can reason a solution, others see the hopelessness and simply laugh at the inevitability.
Sure beats another "how hard woud you hit this tranny" thread... :)
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On land the croc.
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I really laughed hard at your opening line.....
If you were captured by a bunch of pirates
Lollll
But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.
A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
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I really laughed hard at your opening line.....
If you were captured by a bunch of pirates
Lollll
But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.
A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
;D ;D
I couldn't think of another scenario that would place you in such a predicament :-\ :-\ :) :)
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No you moron. Well I wouldn't try and outrun one so my plan is to not move and I need an object which I would thrust into its mouth so that its mouth would be busy then I am jumping on its back because it can't turn its head around to get me.
It took Steve irwin and about 4 other dudes to subdue a crocodile, what makes you think your skinny little self(no disrespect) is gonna do anything to stop that croc from taking you under?
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I choose that mudshark, by putting some fake credit cards in its mouth.
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haha lol. What a plan. Real thought out. What about taking a dump on the alligators chest? :D :D
HAHAHAHA omfg ;D ;D
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If you were captured by a bunch of pirates and they told you that you had to fight one of these animals, which one would you choose? Which one would you stand the best chance against?
Shoot, I think id have to go with the crocodile in hopes that I can get it on land. I am not very good in water. I would have to avoid the croc dragging me into the water. And I think the lion would be tougher to fight over the croc.
Salt water croc
(http://animal.discovery.com/reptiles/crocodile/pictures/crocodile-picture.jpg)
Great White
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/great-white-shark11.jpg)
African lion
(http://whozoo.org/Intro98/verodona/LionRoarVG052203_6959C.JPG)
i don't know. there's been cases of people fighting off both croc and shark attacks. sharks don't like getting punched on the nose or their eyes getting gauged. crocs jaws are weak when they are trying to open them. people have wresstled those fuckers.
lions avoid human contact as much as possible. there's that chap on youtube facing down a wild lion
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It would depend on which one pissed me off the most.
Either way,I`d have a new rug on my floor,new luggage,or a nice fucking suit to wear. :D
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I choose that mudshark, by putting some fake credit cards in its mouth.
LMAO ;D ;D
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HAHAHAHA omfg ;D ;D
She has honed the skill through a number of years of practice!
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i don't know. there's been cases of people fighting off both croc and shark attacks. sharks don't like getting punched on the nose or their eyes getting gauged. crocs jaws are weak when they are trying to open them. people have wresstled those fuckers.
lions avoid human contact as much as possible. there's that chap on youtube facing down a wild lion
This dude has balls of steel.
Jesus Christ.
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i don't know. there's been cases of people fighting off both croc and shark attacks. sharks don't like getting punched on the nose or their eyes getting gauged. crocs jaws are weak when they are trying to open them. people have wresstled those fuckers.
lions avoid human contact as much as possible. there's that chap on youtube facing down a wild lion
damn, thats dudes crazy :o :o
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Lol stupid auto correct, was supposed to say Gonner
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I really laughed hard at your opening line.....
If you were captured by a bunch of pirates
Lollll
But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.
A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
You're already a boner, croc or no croc. ;D
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Crocs only attack prey on the surface of the water, so I'd wait it out on the bottom of the pool until it gets bored and swims off to do something else.
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If you have the option of fighting the crocodile on land/water that would be the obvious answer. Stay on land and wait for it to come to you. Although crocodiles have quick bursts they typically can not track things down on land. You could out move it, find a weapon and bludgeon it. Regardless if fighting any of the 3, going for their eyes would be the first thing to do. Without a weapon in the ocean all you could hope for is the shark to bite you, while you are in its mouth you try and gouge its eyes out. Then, since their teeth come of rather easily, look for the largest sharpest teeth that the shark left in you from the bite and try to take out its gills. If it was a lion you would have to give up your non dominant arm and let it bite you, while you try to eye gouge it then use your adrenaline to try and rip its throat out with your good arm. Probably the most painful way to go would be the lion, at some point it would get your guts or your throat.
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If on land the croc. I would jump on its back and hold his jaws shut. From what I understand, they are weak at opening them. Once I got that far, I'd have to figure something out.
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Lion. Over the years, a few have been killed bare handed or with things like pocket knives, etc..... Albeit, with bad injuries sustained. Also a few have been run if the person put up a good fight.
Second choice would be shark, with the caveat being that it would have to be close to shore. People have survived bites, again with massive injures, and been able to paddle enough inland that the shark didn't pursue.
Crocodile scares me the most, fast in water, fast out. You've got the tail, the mouth, and the rolling action to deal with, plus they're generally a more surly beast than the American alligator.
Yeah, Crocodile wins this.
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def the lion
if it took me down i could work on getting a paw bar maybe a guillotine choke
it wouldnt be expecting some high level ju jitsu 8)
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It is thought out you fucken dickhead. What's your great plan??? Come on share... :D
i hate to tell you but as fast as the croc explodes you have no chance. ill do this and ill do that- right.
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If you were captured by a bunch of pirates and they told you that you had to fight one of these animals, which one would you choose? Which one would you stand the best chance against?
Shoot, I think id have to go with the crocodile in hopes that I can get it on land. I am not very good in water. I would have to avoid the croc dragging me into the water. And I think the lion would be tougher to fight over the croc.
LOL
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The Lion.
No way he could survive my spinning roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you were captured by a bunch of pirates and they told you that you had to fight one of these animals, which one would you choose? Which one would you stand the best chance against?
Shoot, I think id have to go with the crocodile in hopes that I can get it on land. I am not very good in water. I would have to avoid the croc dragging me into the water. And I think the lion would be tougher to fight over the croc.
Salt water croc
(http://animal.discovery.com/reptiles/crocodile/pictures/crocodile-picture.jpg)
Great White
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/great-white-shark11.jpg)
African lion
(http://whozoo.org/Intro98/verodona/LionRoarVG052203_6959C.JPG)
None, because I'm not stupid enough to go near any of them.
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None, because I'm not stupid enough to go near any of them.
You have no choice Coach... you've been captured by Pirates! And they are forcing you to either fight one of those, or vote for Obama ;D
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Crocs only attack prey on the surface of the water, so I'd wait it out on the bottom of the pool until it gets bored and swims off to do something else.
Here we have the son of Neptune, folks.
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It is highly unlikely anyone can successfully fight off lions or sharks. Your best bet is a croc.
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Does the human have access to a knife or rocks in this scenario?
Knife/rocks or not, a crocodile would be the slower and therefore easiest to stand a chance against(unless it was in water). It would be over before you knew it with a lion or great white....unless, as some have suggested, one were to execute MMA strategem in opposition to said carnivores. :D
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Does the human have access to a knife or rocks in this scenario?
Knife/rocks or not, a crocodile would be the slower and therefore easiest to stand a chance against(unless it was in water). It would be over before you knew it with a lion or great white....unless, as some have suggested, one were to execute MMA strategem in opposition to said carnivores. :D
No, you were captured by pirates and they have stripped you of everything. You may access weapons while you fight them. For example, if you're fighting a lion in the jungle or wherever the hell they reside, you are free to pick up a rock or stick. Or if youre fighting a shark, you can grab a piece of coral reef and stuff it in his eye. But you go into the fight with only your hands and feet.
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No, you were captured by pirates and they have stripped you of everything. You may access weapons while you fight them. For example, if you're fighting a lion in the jungle or wherever the hell they reside, you are free to pick up a rock or stick. Or if youre fighting a shark, you can grab a piece of coral reef and stuff it in his eye. But you go into the fight with only your hands and feet.
lions dont live in the jungle i see you have really thought this through ;D
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lions dont live in the jungle i see you have really thought this through ;D
haha lol.. Which is why I added "or wherever the hell they reside." ;D ;D
I just found this. WOOT!
They are found living in grassy plains, dry thorn forest (Asiatic lions), Savannas, open woodlands, scrubs, prairies, thick brush (Asiatic) and semi-arid plains of sub-Sahara Africa. Lions are mostly found in areas with high prey density.
;D ;D
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No, you were captured by pirates and they have stripped you of everything. You may access weapons while you fight them. For example, if you're fighting a lion in the jungle or wherever the hell they reside, you are free to pick up a rock or stick. Or if youre fighting a shark, you can grab a piece of coral reef and stuff it in his eye. But you go into the fight with only your hands and feet.
I'd say croc. If someone were paying $1,000,000 dollars to the average person to spend 10 minutes in either the lion exhibit at their local zoo, the great white shark tank at their local aquarium, or the crocodile exhibit at their local zoo....I'd bet 100% of the people that took the challenge would go for the croc exhibit, including myself. ;D
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haha lol. What a plan. Real thought out. What about taking a dump on the alligators chest? :D :D
;D
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I'd ride the lion's back into battle with the crocodile.
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This has become my favorite getbig thread ever.. I'm literally in the gym reading it on my phone between sets and cracking up... oh and there is a figure posing class going on in the aerobics room!
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This has become my favorite getbig thread ever.. I'm literally in the gym reading it on my phone between sets and cracking up... oh and there is a figure posing class going on in the aerobics room!
No matter which animal you choose, all of them have a decent meal by eating your nose
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This has become my favorite getbig thread ever.. I'm literally in the gym reading it on my phone between sets and cracking up... oh and there is a figure posing class going on in the aerobics room!
Glad I could provide you with hours of entertainment ;D ;D
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If I were captured by pirates, where in the world would they be in the vicinty of a Salt Water croc, a Great white Shark, and a African lion---other than a zoo?
I'll tell said "pirates", that I know they get off at 5 and I know the pay is shitty, but don't take the Peter Pan Pirate act seriously.
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:D
(http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1071500/1071803_4203_625x1000.jpg)
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OH MY ! :D
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This video clearly shows lions and crocodiles in the same vicinity! Guess the Great White Shark is on his break somewhere!
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(http://tokyobling.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/shark_art_tokyobling_1.jpg)
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Befriend the animals and we rise up against our pirate overlords. Hindered by their peg legs, eye patches, and hook hands, they are easily dispached.
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Should play for the NBA with hops like that.
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This guy wasnt so lucky...
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Here is the full movie.. Dude gets eaten up quite bad... :-\
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This video clearly shows lions and crocodiles in the same vicinity! Guess the Great White Shark is on his break somewhere!
Nile Crocs, my guess OP means the Salties found in Ausst land...
Great whites are found there as well...but not lions.
Now, GWs and Lions are found in SA, and I believe Salties as well, not sure...but, to be in close proximity to all three at the same time is rare...
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If I were captured by pirates, where in the world would they be in the vicinty of a Salt Water croc, a Great white Shark, and a African lion---other than a zoo?
I'll tell said "pirates", that I know they get off at 5 and I know the pay is shitty, but don't take the Peter Pan Pirate act seriously.
Okay, listen, pirates still do exist, they are the ones who capture and raid cruise liners and whatnot. And the pirates have a helicopter that could bring you to any designated locations where these 3 animals exist.
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Lion would be the worst by far. People wrestle gators, and sharks have been known to be scared off by a punch. I would just tell the pirates to shoot me :D
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I really laughed hard at your opening line.....
If you were captured by a bunch of pirates
Lollll
But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.
A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
Are there things?
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No matter which animal you choose, all of them have a decent meal by eating your nose
He could pass off as one of the sharks by swimming on his back.
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Befriend the animals and we rise up against our pirate overlords. Hindered by their peg legs, eye patches, and hook hands, they are easily dispached.
Pragmatic.
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Befriend the animals and we rise up against our pirate overlords. Hindered by their peg legs, eye patches, and hook hands, they are easily dispached.
This is implausible. The pirates have guns. You dont.
Pirates win!
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This video clearly shows lions and crocodiles in the same vicinity! Guess the Great White Shark is on his break somewhere!
awesome.. lions still rule, those bad bitches 8)
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He could pass off as one of the sharks by swimming on his back.
It's even true ;D
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I'm surprised nobody has shown a picture of the Pirates yet. Can somebody show a picture of the Pirates who would capture you, maybe I'll just fight the Pirates instead. That way they can't force me to anything.
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Fuck a Lion. A Tiger would kick a lions ass, fact.
Ronnie>Dorian
Tigers>Lions
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Okay, listen, pirates still do exist, they are the ones who capture and raid cruise liners and whatnot. And the pirates have a helicopter that could bring you to any designated locations where these 3 animals exist.
Yep, them Somali pirates and the pirates in Asia
I prefer the pirates on Archer...
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LOL
hey its plausible. Maybe they want your creatine. "Ahoy mate, us scalawags want thine creatine"
Ha, I think I just mixed some pirate talk with some shakespeare (thine)
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I'm surprised nobody has shown a picture of the Pirates yet. Can somebody show a picture of the Pirates who would capture you, maybe I'll just fight the Pirates instead. That way they can't force me to anything.
(http://minimumwagehistorian.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/pirates.jpg)
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You have no choice Coach... you've been captured by Pirates! And they are forcing you to either fight one of those, or vote for Obama ;D
I'd fight all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!
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I'd fight all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!
LOL ;D
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I'd fuck all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!
Fixed
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Fixed
;D ;D
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Fuck a Lion. A Tiger would kick a lions ass, fact.
Ronnie>Dorian
Tigers>Lions
My cock has no boundries Mars.
How many of you could make the King of the Jungle his bitch?