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Title: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 03:17:45 PM
She's pretty


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Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 03:18:36 PM
Wider than Phil Heath.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 16, 2012, 03:19:14 PM
bad lighting
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 16, 2012, 03:20:13 PM
Wider than Phil Heath.

Boom lol
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 16, 2012, 03:23:26 PM
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Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on August 16, 2012, 03:25:02 PM
These pictures are kinda creepy
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 16, 2012, 03:25:40 PM
short range of motion. can bench press 450....raw!
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Nails on August 16, 2012, 03:26:19 PM
i would ravish her asshole and then dump her, cant be with a girl who cant flip me some pancakes on a saturday morning
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 03:37:40 PM
i would ravish her asshole and then dump her, cant be with a girl who cant flip me some pancakes on a saturday morning

She uses her feet.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Psychopath on August 16, 2012, 03:39:57 PM
Holy shit.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: BB on August 16, 2012, 04:00:24 PM
I just know I'd do something silly like almost put out my hand to shake hands if I met her in real life. Wind up staring at the floor sheepishly as I jam my hands into my pockets hoping she didn't notice...........
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: 240 is Back on August 16, 2012, 04:02:18 PM
i see what you did there
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: bradistani on August 16, 2012, 04:03:55 PM
i would ravish her asshole and then dump her, cant be with a girl who cant flip me some pancakes on a saturday morning

she probably can... saw a doc on a woman without arms. she was pretty fucking amazing. from  changing her baby's nappy to driving her car. did it all with ease  8)
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Nails on August 16, 2012, 04:05:24 PM
Barbie Guerra


 http://www.fitnessunarmed.com/index.html (http://www.fitnessunarmed.com/index.html)



ABOUT BARBIE:

    BIRTHDAY: Aug. 5, 1976 (Yes, I Like B-Day Cards!)
    AGE: You do the math
    HEIGHT: 5'8
    EYES: Green
    HAIR: Constantly changing
    WEIGHT: It Varies
    WHERE I WAS BORN: New York State
    WHERE I WAS RAISED: Texas, Y'all!
    WHERE I LIVE NOW:Arizona
    MARITAL STATUS: Married
    CHILDREN: 2 Boys, a Husband, 2 Dogs, and a Hamster... So, 6!
    SIBLINGS: 2 Bros. I'm the oldest and the prettiest!
    FAVORITE COLOR: Purple
    FAVORITE BOOK: I don't have one. I mostly read magazines. I'm a magazine junkie.



Many times people are afraid to ask, but everybody wants to know... How did I lose my arms?

When I was 2 ½ years old, I lived in an apartment complex in Pasadena, TX. I was outside playing with several other children, and being a typical 2yr old, I was in and out of the apartment a thousand times. While I was outside, I did something that would change my life in an instant. I climbed upon a transformer. For anyone who is not sure what a transformer is, it is one of those big green electrical boxes that you might see outside your house - only this one was much bigger. As I climbed up, I grabbed onto the wires.

Electricity 101: When electricity enters a body, it has to have an entry point as well as an exit point. It entered through both of my hands, traveled through my little body, and exited through both of my legs. That is why there are burns/scars on both of my legs. My arms were burned all the way through to the bone. They were like charcoal. They were completely dead and had to be amputated at the shoulders. I now have a shoulder on my right side, which I use for many things, and not much on the left side. My kids call these my "Nubs."

The doctors said that I probably would not live. They said if I did live I would be a vegetable for the rest of my life. My parents did not want that for me. My mom prayed that if I had to live as a vegetable, that God would just take me. She also made a promise to God that day-if he let me live, she would make sure that I became "somebody." The doctors were boggled by my recovery. They decided I must have survived becuase of the rubber soles on my tennis shoes. True, they may have played their part, but I believe I survived because God saw the bigger picture and had plans for me!

My parents did not have a clue how I was going to get through life with no arms. Then one day, my mom came into my hospital room. As I lay in my hospital bed, surrounded by all my stuffed animals, I reached out my legs to give her a hug-it was at that moment that she realized I would use my legs and feet. For a long time, we struggled-mainly because I was so stubborn. What can I say? Some things never change! She made me learn how to do things for myself. She helped and guided me along the way, but she was determined for me to be independent and self-reliant. I didn't always like her for that. Now, I am extremely grateful!

Now that I have kids of my own, I cannot even imagine how difficult that must have been for her. I'm not so sure that I could have been half as strong as she was if I was in her shoes. I also cannot go without saying how special my dad is to me. Yes, my mom was the one who made me such an independent woman, but my dad has always been there for me, too. Although he has always been slightly over-protective of me-and that's putting it mildly-he is also a huge support to me. He undoubtedly has more confidence in me than anyone! I still look up to him as a father, but he is also one of my closest friends. I will always be "Daddy's little girl!"

I believe God had a plan for me. I am here to serve a purpose. I believe I am here on earth to be an example and an inspiration. I've been told that I touch people's lives without even realizing it - just by living my life the way I do. I do believe God allowed this to happen for a reason, and he had a plan in store for me. He let me live, my mom held up her end of the bargain, and the rest is up to me! All I can say is I'll do my best! I hope I will reach many people in my lifetime. Perhaps I've already reached you.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 04:06:23 PM
She'll never know the joy of...






















































Picking her nose.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Nails on August 16, 2012, 04:09:09 PM
Sneaker wedding wearer of Peace  ::)




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Bob CHick with a hand full of ass , right in front of her husband  , knowing she cant slap him  :-\

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Thats LEE PRIEST




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Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 04:11:25 PM
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Raymondo on August 16, 2012, 04:18:19 PM
I bet she gives wicked footjobs, though.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Natural Man on August 16, 2012, 04:52:35 PM
is her jaw overdeveloped because she uses her mouth to grab things or because of steroids?

Anyway...this is disgusting.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: orangeman on August 16, 2012, 06:33:08 PM
I thought good for her until I saw she was a mudshark, then I just thought she was trash
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Straw Man on August 16, 2012, 08:51:26 PM
I bet she gives wicked footjobs, though.

lol

that was EXACTLY my first thought

Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: SF1900 on August 16, 2012, 08:58:18 PM
Props to her for doing most things people wouldn't be able to do. Shit, she probably does things better than most people who have both arms.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Bam-bam on August 16, 2012, 09:02:57 PM
Props to her for doing most things people wouldn't be able to do. Shit, she probably does things better than most people who have both arms.

x2

props to her for doing something good with her life instead of making melancolic youtube videos
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: doison on August 16, 2012, 09:42:14 PM
Synthol



She loves sucking dick too...almost as much as she loves telling everyone about it at every lame-ass after party she can swarthy herself into
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: SF1900 on August 16, 2012, 09:53:18 PM
Synthol



She loves sucking dick too...almost as much as she loves telling everyone about it at every lame-ass after party she can swarthy herself into

 ??? ???
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: MB_722 on August 16, 2012, 10:04:02 PM
She uses her feet.

exactly what about footjobs.

i've only had that once. i don't knwo. ... :D
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: True on August 16, 2012, 10:14:59 PM
I feel so bad for people like her. Makes you think twice next time your complaining for something. In fact, people who complain a lot need reality checks like these.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Stark on August 16, 2012, 11:54:30 PM
The awkward moment when you don't know how to greet her .... OH HAI !!! ey oh well yes kiss? no? kinda brofist ah crap I'm out'a here.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 01:25:21 AM
she should dress up as a missile for halloween
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 17, 2012, 04:39:54 AM
she should dress up as a missile for halloween

funniest post of the month
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: WillGrant on August 17, 2012, 04:40:40 AM
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Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: THEBOSS on August 17, 2012, 04:46:55 AM
She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 05:29:05 AM
She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?

Shut up you little homo
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 17, 2012, 05:32:22 AM
Shut up you little homo

how you dare call "THEBOSS" a homo  :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 05:40:38 AM
lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: THEBOSS on August 17, 2012, 05:43:40 AM
Shut up you little homo
::)   tool
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: THEBOSS on August 17, 2012, 05:44:22 AM
how you dare call "THEBOSS" a homo  :o :o :o :o :o :o
;D  You have a keen eye .
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: hrspwr on August 17, 2012, 05:47:53 AM
lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

 You are crazy. I bet that chick would give you a roundhouse kick to the face Chuck Norris would be proud of.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Raymondo on August 17, 2012, 06:10:16 AM
lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

what if she karate-kicks your balls
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Donny on August 17, 2012, 06:19:21 AM
so what i want to know is how she wipes her ass?? ???
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 06:22:06 AM
so what i want to know is how she wipes her ass?? ???

She's the only one who knows how to use the 3 shells.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 06:30:10 AM
what if she karate-kicks your balls

lol...she'd be so off balance after I slap her, it'd be hard for her to regain any position
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Raymondo on August 17, 2012, 06:31:28 AM
lol...she'd be so off balance after I slap her, it'd be hard for her to regain any position

Yes, but she could knock you down and then get your head between her legs... at least you'd die a happy man ;)
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 17, 2012, 06:35:46 AM
lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

No retaliation? First she'd do a nutcracking knee, then a devastating tornado-kick followedup by an axekick on the neck.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: flipper5470 on August 17, 2012, 06:37:48 AM
Admire her courage and awesome attitude....would hit...and hit...and hit and hit and hit
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: orion on August 17, 2012, 07:03:49 AM
10x's tougher than anyone here.
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Nails on August 17, 2012, 07:24:43 AM
I applaud her husband, must be fucking hard life for him, always opening doors (cars, house, restaurants, ....) for her must be a very hard life for him 
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: supernick on August 17, 2012, 07:37:23 AM
She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?
x2 some of u fucks need a good ass woopin
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Papper on August 17, 2012, 07:55:05 AM
Wider than Phil Heath.

lol winner
Title: Re: Handjobs Outta the Question
Post by: Donny on August 17, 2012, 08:13:36 AM
some sick people on here.. ;D