Author Topic: Handjobs Outta the Question (Read 8064 times)

MB_722 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:04:02 PM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 03:37:40 PM

She uses her feet.

exactly what about footjobs.

i've only had that once. i don't knwo. ...

True · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:14:59 PM »

I feel so bad for people like her. Makes you think twice next time your complaining for something. In fact, people who complain a lot need reality checks like these.

Stark · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2012, 11:54:30 PM »

The awkward moment when you don't know how to greet her .... OH HAI !!! ey oh well yes kiss? no? kinda brofist ah crap I'm out'a here.

BigCyp · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2012, 01:25:21 AM »

she should dress up as a missile for halloween

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:39:54 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 01:25:21 AM

she should dress up as a missile for halloween

funniest post of the month

WillGrant · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:40:40 AM »

THEBOSS · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:46:55 AM »

She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?

BigCyp · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:29:05 AM »

Quote from: THEBOSS on August 17, 2012, 04:46:55 AM

She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?

Shut up you little homo

The Italian Lifter · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:32:22 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 05:29:05 AM

Shut up you little homo

how you dare call "THEBOSS" a homo

The_Punisher · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:40:38 AM »

lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

THEBOSS · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:43:40 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 05:29:05 AM

Shut up you little homo

tool

THEBOSS · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:44:22 AM »

Quote from: The Italian Lifter on August 17, 2012, 05:32:22 AM

how you dare call "THEBOSS" a homo

You have a keen eye .

hrspwr · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:47:53 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 05:40:38 AM

lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

You are crazy. I bet that chick would give you a roundhouse kick to the face Chuck Norris would be proud of.

Raymondo · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:10:16 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 05:40:38 AM

lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

what if she karate-kicks your balls

Donny · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:19:21 AM »

so what i want to know is how she wipes her ass??

BigCyp · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:22:06 AM »

Quote from: Donny on August 17, 2012, 06:19:21 AM

so what i want to know is how she wipes her ass??

She's the only one who knows how to use the 3 shells.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:30:10 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on August 17, 2012, 06:10:16 AM

what if she karate-kicks your balls

lol...she'd be so off balance after I slap her, it'd be hard for her to regain any position

Raymondo · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:31:28 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 06:30:10 AM

lol...she'd be so off balance after I slap her, it'd be hard for her to regain any position

Yes, but she could knock you down and then get your head between her legs... at least you'd die a happy man

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:35:46 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on August 17, 2012, 05:40:38 AM

lol....well, look at it on the up side. if you slap that bitch, you won't expect any retaliation

No retaliation? First she'd do a nutcracking knee, then a devastating tornado-kick followedup by an axekick on the neck.

flipper5470 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2012, 06:37:48 AM »

Admire her courage and awesome attitude....would hit...and hit...and hit and hit and hit

orion · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2012, 07:03:49 AM »

10x's tougher than anyone here.

Nails · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2012, 07:24:43 AM »

I applaud her husband, must be fucking hard life for him, always opening doors (cars, house, restaurants, ....) for her must be a very hard life for him

supernick · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2012, 07:37:23 AM »

Quote from: THEBOSS on August 17, 2012, 04:46:55 AM

She has a fantastic atitude and its in real poor taste to make fun of this lady . Even for this place ?

x2 some of u fucks need a good ass woopin

Papper · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2012, 07:55:05 AM »

Quote from: The_Hammer on August 16, 2012, 03:18:36 PM

Wider than Phil Heath.

lol winner

Donny · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2012, 08:13:36 AM »

some sick people on here..