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I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.
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I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.
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go there and just fuck up all their archives
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The shits are the best excuse. Can't prove it, and nobody wants to check anyway.
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I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.
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Bought some snot from GDiesel, can't come in today.
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There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications". You could try that one.... :D
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I'm extremely hung over today, I may just work from home today. Not an excuse, that's the truth.
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I always liked the excuse of "anal glaucomo". I just can`t see my ass coming to work today.
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There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications". You could try that one.... :D
BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious :D
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I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.
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STFU, be thankful that you HAVE a job, even if it's a shitty one.
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If by 'calling out' you mean 'calling in' sick, I reckon your chances of pulling it off are slim.
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Calling Out Around The World
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BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious :D
;D
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I just call and say "I'm not coming in today" That's it. Don't need to give a reason.
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I just call and say "I'm not coming in today" That's it. Don't need to give a reason.
yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office
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yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office
I'm talking about the sign twirler business.
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How will they ever manage without you. ::)
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When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.
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When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.
Why not Blame it on the Rain?
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Blame it on Rio.
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Blame it on Rio.
Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon
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Lets not play the blame game, now.
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Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon
LOL good one, nice touch with the added "Heehee, c'mon"
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probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
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probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
captain obvious reporting in once again ::)
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go there and just fuck up all their archives
Lol I didn't say what should I do to get fired
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How will they ever manage without you. ::)
They'll have Enrique cover the burger flipping for him.
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probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
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there's also probably some deep psychological issue going on here that needs assessing through hours of therapy and chemical huffing.
the fact that you don't want to go to work on any given day also probably stems from some traumatic memory you had as a child like getting porked by a sibling.
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Just call to work and say "Hi there, it's Big N. Book me as not interested today".
Wait for awkward silence on the other end of the line.
Quickly say "Thanks, see you Monday".
Hang up.
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Ring your boss and tell him that you can't make it in because phrasal verbs have got the better of you.
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Just tell them you went crazy on the squats. They'll understand.
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I just call and say "I'm not coming in today" That's it. Don't need to give a reason.
Yeah I do this one, I just say I won`t be able to make it in, I`ll call back if I`m feeling better. Granted I never engage in this type of fraud so I my boss never gives a shit.
Anyhow you don`t need to let the boss know whats wrong when your back to work, by that time I`m usually hungover as fuck from drinking on my day off, so I just look sick and do a half ass job all day.
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I'm so outta sick leave, I have to call in dead.
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The best answer to your question is to never give too much info. It's none of their business. Copy the words from Greg and Marcia Brady who used the simple words "Something suddenly came up". fast forward to 2:30
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maternity leave
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The best answer to your question is to never give too much info. It's none of their business. Copy the words from Greg and Marcia Brady who used the simple words "Something suddenly came up". fast forward to 2:30
Lol nice find dude
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Just tell the truth. You've run out of Pro Tan and you don't want to turn up to work pale as you'll look smaller and less cut. He'll understand.