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Title: Calling Out Sick - What is your best excuse
Post by: Big N on August 17, 2012, 05:30:08 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

-Discuss
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 17, 2012, 05:31:30 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

-Discuss

go there and just fuck up all their archives
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Grape Ape on August 17, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
The shits are the best excuse.  Can't prove it, and nobody wants to check anyway.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 17, 2012, 05:38:38 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

-Discuss

Bought some snot from GDiesel, can't come in today.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: flipper5470 on August 17, 2012, 05:47:44 AM
There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications".  You could try that one.... :D
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 17, 2012, 05:48:55 AM
I'm extremely hung over today, I may just work from home today. Not an excuse, that's the truth.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: hrspwr on August 17, 2012, 05:50:06 AM
I always liked the excuse of "anal glaucomo".  I just can`t see my ass coming to work today.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications".  You could try that one.... :D

BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious  :D
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 17, 2012, 05:57:56 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

-Discuss

STFU, be thankful that you HAVE a job, even if it's a shitty one.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: dr.chimps on August 17, 2012, 06:10:52 AM
If by 'calling out' you mean 'calling in' sick, I reckon your chances of pulling it off are slim.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 17, 2012, 06:18:49 AM
Calling Out Around The World
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: CalvinH on August 17, 2012, 06:50:28 AM
BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious  :D


 ;D
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 17, 2012, 06:52:44 AM
I just call and say "I'm not coming in today"  That's it.  Don't need to give a reason.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: MAXX on August 17, 2012, 07:01:46 AM
I just call and say "I'm not coming in today"  That's it.  Don't need to give a reason.
yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 17, 2012, 07:03:40 AM
yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office

I'm talking about the sign twirler business.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2012, 07:23:42 AM
How will they ever manage without you.  ::)
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: makaveli25 on August 17, 2012, 07:25:10 AM
When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 17, 2012, 07:39:48 AM
When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.

Why not Blame it on the Rain?
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Blame it on Rio.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 17, 2012, 08:08:15 AM
Blame it on Rio.

Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2012, 08:30:07 AM
Lets not play the blame game, now.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 17, 2012, 08:56:50 AM
Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon

LOL good one, nice touch with the added "Heehee, c'mon"
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Natural Man on August 17, 2012, 09:23:46 AM
probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: MAXX on August 17, 2012, 09:59:03 AM
probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
captain obvious reporting in once again  ::)
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Big N on August 17, 2012, 07:14:17 PM
go there and just fuck up all their archives

Lol I didn't say what should I do to get fired
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: chaos on August 17, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
How will they ever manage without you.  ::)
They'll have Enrique cover the burger flipping for him.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Nirvana on August 17, 2012, 07:44:25 PM
probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
x2

there's also probably some deep psychological issue going on here that needs assessing through hours of therapy and chemical huffing.

the fact that you don't want to go to work on any given day also probably stems from some traumatic memory you had as a child like getting porked by a sibling.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Bruffy on August 17, 2012, 10:15:46 PM
Just call to work and say "Hi there, it's Big N.  Book me as not interested today". 
Wait for awkward silence on the other end of the line.
Quickly say "Thanks, see you Monday".
Hang up.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: evandatp on August 18, 2012, 01:53:40 PM
Ring your boss and tell him that you can't make it in because phrasal verbs have got the better of you.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: orion on August 18, 2012, 02:45:51 PM
Just tell them you went crazy on the squats.  They'll understand.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: MikMaq on August 18, 2012, 03:03:44 PM
I just call and say "I'm not coming in today"  That's it.  Don't need to give a reason.
Yeah I do this one, I just say I won`t be able to make it in, I`ll call back if I`m feeling better. Granted I never engage in this type of fraud so I my boss never gives a shit.

Anyhow you don`t need to let the boss know  whats wrong when your back to work, by that time I`m usually hungover as fuck from drinking on my day off, so I just look sick and do a half ass job all day.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: The Ugly on August 18, 2012, 03:06:54 PM
I'm so outta sick leave, I have to call in dead.
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 18, 2012, 05:08:16 PM
The best answer to your question is to never give too much info. It's none of their business. Copy the words from Greg and Marcia Brady who used the simple words "Something suddenly came up". fast forward to 2:30


Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Nirvana on August 18, 2012, 06:41:31 PM
maternity leave
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Big N on August 26, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
The best answer to your question is to never give too much info. It's none of their business. Copy the words from Greg and Marcia Brady who used the simple words "Something suddenly came up". fast forward to 2:30




Lol nice find dude
Title: Re: Calling Out
Post by: Mjolnir on August 26, 2012, 08:12:55 PM
Just tell the truth.  You've run out of Pro Tan and you don't want to turn up to work pale as you'll look smaller and less cut.  He'll understand.