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Big N

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Calling Out Sick - What is your best excuse
« on: August 17, 2012, 05:30:08 AM »
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

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The Italian Lifter

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 05:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Big N on August 17, 2012, 05:30:08 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

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go there and just fuck up all their archives
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 05:31:55 AM »
The shits are the best excuse.  Can't prove it, and nobody wants to check anyway.
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 05:38:38 AM »
Quote from: Big N on August 17, 2012, 05:30:08 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

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Bought some snot from GDiesel, can't come in today.
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flipper5470

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 05:47:44 AM »
There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications".  You could try that one.... :D
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Irongrip400

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 05:48:55 AM »
I'm extremely hung over today, I may just work from home today. Not an excuse, that's the truth.
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 05:50:06 AM »
I always liked the excuse of "anal glaucomo".  I just can`t see my ass coming to work today.
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 05:54:47 AM »
Quote from: flipper5470 on August 17, 2012, 05:47:44 AM
There's a guy on the radio here in the Detroit area that used to manage a Hooters...he swears a girl called in one day because her boyfriend did her in the "other place" and she was still dealing with the "complications".  You could try that one.... :D

BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious  :D
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 05:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Big N on August 17, 2012, 05:30:08 AM
I feel like calling out sick from work today. Just to show how many f*cks I give. The excuse shall be, "sorry can't make it in to work today I'm sick, I'm throwing up green, and I also have extreme diarrhea." What's your best excuse for calling out sick to a dick job.

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STFU, be thankful that you HAVE a job, even if it's a shitty one.
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dr.chimps

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 06:10:52 AM »
If by 'calling out' you mean 'calling in' sick, I reckon your chances of pulling it off are slim.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 06:18:49 AM »
Calling Out Around The World
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CalvinH

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 06:50:28 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on August 17, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
BigN's used that one to death already, would be suspicious  :D


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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2012, 06:52:44 AM »
I just call and say "I'm not coming in today"  That's it.  Don't need to give a reason.
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MAXX

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2012, 07:01:46 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 17, 2012, 06:52:44 AM
I just call and say "I'm not coming in today"  That's it.  Don't need to give a reason.
yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2012, 07:03:40 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on August 17, 2012, 07:01:46 AM
yes but you don't even need to call to say that to the wellfare office

I'm talking about the sign twirler business.
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Tapeworm

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2012, 07:23:42 AM »
How will they ever manage without you.  ::)
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makaveli25

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2012, 07:25:10 AM »
When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2012, 07:39:48 AM »
Quote from: makaveli25 on August 17, 2012, 07:25:10 AM
When I call off and I'm not really sick I just blame it on the shits.

Why not Blame it on the Rain?
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Tapeworm

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2012, 07:49:03 AM »
Blame it on Rio.
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Irongrip400

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2012, 08:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 17, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Blame it on Rio.

Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon
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Tapeworm

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2012, 08:30:07 AM »
Lets not play the blame game, now.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2012, 08:56:50 AM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on August 17, 2012, 08:08:15 AM
Blame it on the boogie. Heehee, c'mon

LOL good one, nice touch with the added "Heehee, c'mon"
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Natural Man

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2012, 09:23:46 AM »
probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2012, 09:59:03 AM »
Quote from: uberman on August 17, 2012, 09:23:46 AM
probably means you dont like your job or are working too much/spending too much time there. Maybe you re burnt out.
captain obvious reporting in once again  ::)
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Big N

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Re: Calling Out
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 07:14:17 PM »
Quote from: The Italian Lifter on August 17, 2012, 05:31:30 AM
go there and just fuck up all their archives

Lol I didn't say what should I do to get fired
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