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Title: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 04:16:54 AM
Would you have it?
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: The Italian Lifter on August 19, 2012, 04:19:17 AM
Would you have it?

you're jocking right??
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on August 19, 2012, 04:19:34 AM
It would be too embarrassing for most getbiggers.  

"Your blood test shows a high level of various anabolics...and you still look like shit.  Don't call us; we'll call you.  Hope this helps."
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 04:22:03 AM
Would you have it?
Don't worry.  They can't test for semen yet.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: wes on August 19, 2012, 05:31:42 AM
No blood............I`m bionic!
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 19, 2012, 05:41:57 AM
You become a porn actor, gaymondo?
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 19, 2012, 05:45:29 AM
It would be too embarrassing for most getbiggers.  

"Your blood test shows a high level of various anabolics...and you still look like shit.  Don't call us; we'll call you.  Hope this helps."
;D
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 05:47:04 AM
 ;D

Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: booty on August 19, 2012, 05:56:57 AM
I would but then I know that I am clean and don't take any recs etc.  Have to watch the poppy seed cakes I bake though.   ;D
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 05:59:08 AM
Would you have it?
Don't worry.  Ever since the movie Philadelphia came out, employers wouldn't dare to fire someone for having aids.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: dr.chimps on August 19, 2012, 05:59:12 AM
Not a chance, unless it was for, like, NASA, where such was needed.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 06:04:09 AM
You become a porn actor, gaymondo?

I thought I might as well put my getbig-sized peepee to good use, DroppingPants
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 19, 2012, 06:10:22 AM
I thought I might as well put my getbig-sized peepee to good use, DroppingPants

So your weiner has the size of an average getbigger? Good luck at the interview ::)

Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: _bruce_ on August 19, 2012, 06:44:09 AM
Of course I would - my Aids is your Aids.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 07:06:37 AM
I was suppose to get a hair follicle done for next month. Now because of friday night I can`t do it. Seriously I would of been 90 days clean on wednesday.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 19, 2012, 07:11:43 AM
There seems to be some confusion about the size of the average getbigger's weiner, DroppingPenis, shall we ask your mother?

No confusion at all, it was a trap ;D
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: powerpack on August 19, 2012, 07:23:46 AM
I work all over and often have to give urine tests at the plants I am about to enter before I am allowed to work.
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Post by: Thespritz0 on August 19, 2012, 08:13:14 AM
I get them every 3-4 months, they don't search for AAS, just Narcotics/Weed.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: pluck on August 19, 2012, 09:34:11 AM
Of course people will do it. Too many people out of work and too desperate.

I'm not 100% sure because it was 4 years ago but I think they drew my blood for my physical at work (I work at a hospital)

Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Tapeworm on August 19, 2012, 09:37:12 AM
No, it's invasive and none of an employers business if I choose to use drugs outside of work.  No blood, no hair, no piss.  No job, that's fine.  And I'm not an airline pilot or a train driver so don't even start with that crap.

Haven't used any drugs in nearly 20 years btw.  When the government (at the behest of insurance companies) tells me I have to drug test my workers, I will not comply.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: flipper5470 on August 19, 2012, 09:44:32 AM
I've done a piss test....blood might be a bit much.  I'm getting rid of the pee anyway....but I actually use blood  :)

I did almost punch an interviewer once.  I was looking for a job loading trucks during my holiday break in classes and they needed a drug test.  The guy told me "don't worry..we don't test for steroids".  Don't know about you people, but when people just assume I'm on...and at that point I was not...it pisses me off.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on August 19, 2012, 10:05:11 AM
tell them theres usually blood in your urine and ask for a pee test
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on August 19, 2012, 10:19:13 AM
I've done a piss test....blood might be a bit much.  I'm getting rid of the pee anyway....but I actually use blood  :)

I did almost punch an interviewer once.  I was looking for a job loading trucks during my holiday break in classes and they needed a drug test.  The guy told me "don't worry..we don't test for steroids".  Don't know about you people, but when people just assume I'm on...and at that point I was not...it pisses me off.

Most getbiggers will never be accused of doing steroids. 
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: tu_holmes on August 19, 2012, 10:25:13 AM
What kind of job wants blood test? What is the position and where are you applying?

Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: BikiniSlut on August 19, 2012, 12:22:04 PM
I get drug and alcohol tested regularly at work. Fine by me.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 01:00:47 PM
I get drug and alcohol tested regularly at work. Fine by me.
Yes, but do they test for whore?
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 01:05:13 PM
What kind of job wants blood test? What is the position and where are you applying?


Any job where one is using heavy equipment, physical labor, being trusted with large amounts of money, or is legally responsible for the health of others. You know a real job.

Anyhow I think hair follicle test should be mandatory for pretty much any job. Why the fuck not, and please don't give me that personal freedom crap, if an employer is allowed to fire you for voicing an opinion on the internet they sure as hell should have a say in whether or not you do illegal drugs.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: tu_holmes on August 19, 2012, 01:25:17 PM
Any job where one is using heavy equipment, physical labor, being trusted with large amounts of money, or is legally responsible for the health of others. You know a real job.

Anyhow I think hair follicle test should be mandatory for pretty much any job. Why the fuck not, and please don't give me that personal freedom crap, if an employer is allowed to fire you for voicing an opinion on the internet they sure as hell should have a say in whether or not you do illegal drugs.

I've worked for the DOD, NASA, and a host of corporations... You know "Real Jobs"... and NEVER have I had to submit a blood test.

Piss, yes... Numerous times... but blood... Not ONCE.

So seeing as how we all now realize you have not a clue what the fuck you are talking about, I will ask again, who is the company and what is the position?

If you HAVE had a blood test for a job, then PLEASE tell us what it was, because the COST of doing blood tests is much higher than piss tests and it does not usually result in any greater information.

Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 01:33:45 PM
I've worked for the DOD, NASA, and a host of corporations... You know "Real Jobs"... and NEVER have I had to submit a blood test.

Piss, yes... Numerous times... but blood... Not ONCE.

So seeing as how we all now realize you have not a clue what the fuck you are talking about, I will ask again, who is the company and what is the position?

If you HAVE had a blood test for a job, then PLEASE tell us what it was, because the COST of doing blood tests is much higher than piss tests and it does not usually result in any greater information.


I never said they do, i said they should.The types that should are as I listed.


Nasa is a mismanaged mess, it without a doubt would benefit from better policies regarding its finances. DOD a no brainer as well.

You don't need to test every hair sample either. Saving a large deal of the cost.


and not a chance i'm given personal info on this one ::).



Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 01:34:37 PM
I've worked for the DOD, NASA, and a host of corporations... You know "Real Jobs"... and NEVER have I had to submit a blood test.

Piss, yes... Numerous times... but blood... Not ONCE.

So seeing as how we all now realize you have not a clue what the fuck you are talking about, I will ask again, who is the company and what is the position?

If you HAVE had a blood test for a job, then PLEASE tell us what it was, because the COST of doing blood tests is much higher than piss tests and it does not usually result in any greater information.



Never mind the retard, he is the resident thick-headed bell end who is always out to offer his imbecilic opinion on matters he knows fuck-all about

My question was not pertaining to a specific incident where someone asked me to provide a blood test. I was just having a discussion with a recruiter the other day and she said there have been cases where employers will ask for very personal information from candidates, such as facebook passwords, bank statements and blood tests. I found it shocking to say the least, but the recession allows employers to get away with murder.


Btw nice job on Tiberium Wars, I enjoyed it very much- can't say the same about Twilight though :)
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 01:41:14 PM
Never mind the retard, he is the resident thick-headed bell end who is always out to offer his imbecilic opinion on matters he knows fuck-all about

My question was not pertaining to a specific incident where someone asked me to provide a blood test. I was just having a discussion with a recruiter the other day and she said there have been cases where employers will ask for very personal information from candidates, such as facebook passwords, bank statements and blood tests. I found it shocking to say the least, but the recession allows employers to get away with murder.


Btw nice job on Tiberium Wars, I enjoyed it very much- can't say the same about Twilight though :)
What a moronic idea that nurses doctors and pilots shouldn't be allowed to do opiates

 ::)
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 01:42:22 PM
What a moronic idea that nurses doctors and pilots shouldn't be allowed to do opiates

 ::)
You should start with an anti-estrogen.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 01:42:52 PM
What a moronic idea that nurses doctors and pilots shouldn't be allowed to do opiates

 ::)

because that's exactly what I said  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 01:48:41 PM
because that's exactly what I said  ::) ::)
Blow me bitch, my opinion is a valid one, it's shared by many, obviously the financial issues surrounding this shit is the main reason it is what it is, but it still should be enforced.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 02:01:05 PM
Blow me bitch, my opinion is a valid one, it's shared by many, obviously the financial issues surrounding this shit is the main reason it is what it is, but it still should be enforced.

Do I even need to write "meltdown" here ? ;D
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 02:07:16 PM
Do I even need to write "meltdown" here ? ;D
lol, if you don't get how apathetic I am at this point your really missing something.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 02:09:00 PM
Blow me bitch, my opinion is a valid one, it's shared by many, obviously the financial issues surrounding this shit is the main reason it is what it is, but it still should be enforced.
Who the fuck are you btw?
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 02:09:31 PM
lol, if you don't get how apathetic I am at this point your really missing something.

Don't know about "apathetic", but on "pathetic" I think you're spot on.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: booty on August 19, 2012, 02:09:42 PM
You should start with an anti-estrogen.

 ;D
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 02:10:47 PM
Don't about "apathetic", but on "pathetic" I think you're spot on.
your ripping my english now ???
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 02:13:46 PM
your ripping my english now ???
Moron.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 02:13:59 PM
your ripping my english now ???

There is a difference between typos and not knowing basic grammar, HTH.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 02:17:39 PM
There is a difference between typos and not knowing basic grammar, HTH.
how is leaving out a full word a typo anyhow no worries brah I ain't judging my english is awsome.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: tu_holmes on August 19, 2012, 02:23:29 PM
Never mind the retard, he is the resident thick-headed bell end who is always out to offer his imbecilic opinion on matters he knows fuck-all about

My question was not pertaining to a specific incident where someone asked me to provide a blood test. I was just having a discussion with a recruiter the other day and she said there have been cases where employers will ask for very personal information from candidates, such as facebook passwords, bank statements and blood tests. I found it shocking to say the least, but the recession allows employers to get away with murder.


Btw nice job on Tiberium Wars, I enjoyed it very much- can't say the same about Twilight though :)

Ah. I see what you are saying.

Tiberium Twilight was originally supposed to be CnC arena. An MMORTS.

Then at the last minute they decided that they would use the code to finalize the series. It was a disaster because they were laying off that team so they put less time into it.

Red Alert 3 was fantastic though.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 02:24:04 PM
how is leaving out a full word a typo anyhow no worries brah I ain't judging my english is awsome.

that's exactly what a typo is, damn it man were you homeschooled or something?
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: MikMaq on August 19, 2012, 02:36:08 PM
that's exactly what a typo is, damn it man were you homeschooled or something?
It was a omission not a typo, anyhow as I said don't worry about it.  ::)
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Raymondo on August 19, 2012, 02:40:13 PM
It was a omission not a typo, anyhow as I said don't worry about it.  ::)


A typographical error (often shortened to typo) is a mistake made in the typing process (such as spelling)[1] of printed material. Historically, this referred to mistakes in manual type-setting (typography). The term includes errors due to mechanical failure or slips of the hand or finger,[1] but excludes errors of ignorance (edit: such as yours, retard), such as spelling errors. Before the arrival of printing, the "copyist's mistake" or "scribal error" was the equivalent for manuscripts. Most typos involve simple duplication, omission, transposition, or substitution of a small number of characters.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Wickedbible.jpg)

A typographical omission of the word "not" in the sentence "Thou shalt not commit adultery." This printing of the Bible has become known as the Wicked Bible.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2012, 02:41:01 PM

A typographical error (often shortened to typo) is a mistake made in the typing process (such as spelling)[1] of printed material. Historically, this referred to mistakes in manual type-setting (typography). The term includes errors due to mechanical failure or slips of the hand or finger,[1] but excludes errors of ignorance (edit: such as yours, retard), such as spelling errors. Before the arrival of printing, the "copyist's mistake" or "scribal error" was the equivalent for manuscripts. Most typos involve simple duplication, omission, transposition, or substitution of a small number of characters.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Wickedbible.jpg)

A typographical omission of the word "not" in the sentence "Thou shalt not commit adultery." This printing of the Bible has become known as the Wicked Bible.
Wiki meltdown.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: Tapeworm on August 19, 2012, 08:17:24 PM
Any job where one is using heavy equipment, physical labor, being trusted with large amounts of money, or is legally responsible for the health of others. You know a real job.

Anyhow I think hair follicle test should be mandatory for pretty much any job. Why the fuck not, and please don't give me that personal freedom crap, if an employer is allowed to fire you for voicing an opinion on the internet they sure as hell should have a say in whether or not you do illegal drugs.

You can't fire me for saying that stuff.  I was stoned, man.
Title: Re: Blood test at job interview
Post by: flinstones1 on August 19, 2012, 09:08:31 PM
It would be too embarrassing for most getbiggers.  

"Your blood test shows a high level of various anabolics...and you still look like shit.  Don't call us; we'll call you.  Hope this helps."

HAHAHAHA