Blood test at job interview

[Raymondo]

Would you have it?

[The Italian Lifter]

Would you have it?

you're jocking right??

[Internet Tough Guy]

It would be too embarrassing for most getbiggers.  

"Your blood test shows a high level of various anabolics...and you still look like shit.  Don't call us; we'll call you.  Hope this helps."

[King Shizzo]

Would you have it?

Don't worry.  They can't test for semen yet.

[wes]

No blood............I`m bionic!

[DroppingPlates]

You become a porn actor, gaymondo?

[NarcissisticDeity]

It would be too embarrassing for most getbiggers.  

"Your blood test shows a high level of various anabolics...and you still look like shit.  Don't call us; we'll call you.  Hope this helps."

[King Shizzo]

 

[booty]

I would but then I know that I am clean and don't take any recs etc.  Have to watch the poppy seed cakes I bake though.   

[King Shizzo]

Would you have it?

Don't worry.  Ever since the movie Philadelphia came out, employers wouldn't dare to fire someone for having aids.

[dr.chimps]

Not a chance, unless it was for, like, NASA, where such was needed.

[Raymondo]

You become a porn actor, gaymondo?

I thought I might as well put my getbig-sized peepee to good use, DroppingPants

[DroppingPlates]

I thought I might as well put my getbig-sized peepee to good use, DroppingPants

So your weiner has the size of an average getbigger? Good luck at the interview

[_bruce_]

Of course I would - my Aids is your Aids.

[MikMaq]

I was suppose to get a hair follicle done for next month. Now because of friday night I can`t do it. Seriously I would of been 90 days clean on wednesday.

[DroppingPlates]

There seems to be some confusion about the size of the average getbigger's weiner, DroppingPenis, shall we ask your mother?

No confusion at all, it was a trap

[powerpack]

I work all over and often have to give urine tests at the plants I am about to enter before I am allowed to work.

[Thespritz0]

I get them every 3-4 months, they don't search for AAS, just Narcotics/Weed.

[pluck]

Of course people will do it. Too many people out of work and too desperate.

I'm not 100% sure because it was 4 years ago but I think they drew my blood for my physical at work (I work at a hospital)

[Tapeworm]

No, it's invasive and none of an employers business if I choose to use drugs outside of work.  No blood, no hair, no piss.  No job, that's fine.  And I'm not an airline pilot or a train driver so don't even start with that crap.

Haven't used any drugs in nearly 20 years btw.  When the government (at the behest of insurance companies) tells me I have to drug test my workers, I will not comply.

[flipper5470]

I've done a piss test....blood might be a bit much.  I'm getting rid of the pee anyway....but I actually use blood 

I did almost punch an interviewer once.  I was looking for a job loading trucks during my holiday break in classes and they needed a drug test.  The guy told me "don't worry..we don't test for steroids".  Don't know about you people, but when people just assume I'm on...and at that point I was not...it pisses me off.

[Obvious Gimmick]

tell them theres usually blood in your urine and ask for a pee test

[Internet Tough Guy]

I've done a piss test....blood might be a bit much.  I'm getting rid of the pee anyway....but I actually use blood 

I did almost punch an interviewer once.  I was looking for a job loading trucks during my holiday break in classes and they needed a drug test.  The guy told me "don't worry..we don't test for steroids".  Don't know about you people, but when people just assume I'm on...and at that point I was not...it pisses me off.

Most getbiggers will never be accused of doing steroids. 

[tu_holmes]

What kind of job wants blood test? What is the position and where are you applying?

[BikiniSlut]

I get drug and alcohol tested regularly at work. Fine by me.