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Title: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 02:13:03 PM
the past few nights/evenings ive been eating a massive bowl of pinto beans with about 4 slices of toast with mozerella and cheddar cheese on it baked in an oven

i truly love this meal but will have to eat it probably for breakfast along side of some cheesecake with fresh strawberries (gotta have something sweet in the morning

i bring this up because the last few nights have been crazy, i would wake up seemingly every hour and remember 70 percent of each dream that had occurd . the first night was great they were all sexual dreams and i nearly cummed upon waking up from it a few times. i woke up so many times but rememberd so much and had to sleep an extra 1-2 hours because i kept waking up and wired up from those beans

then last night was a bunch of dreams not tons of sex dreams but still rather interesting but was  tossing and turning and remembering alot of dreams


i know for a fact its the beans because been eating them later than usual. but im sure someone into dreams would get a kick out of it

i remember one dream in particular a few nights ago these giant missels and rockets were flying real slow over head and close to the ground i knew i was gonna die then i felt the shockwave then thought i had died but then i woke up from the dream

Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Hulkster on August 30, 2012, 02:20:04 PM
Quote
i remember one dream in particular a few nights ago these giant missels and rockets were flying real slow over head and close to the ground i knew i was gonna die then i felt the shockwave then thought i had died but then i woke up from the dream


in other words, you farted in your sleep..
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 02:22:51 PM
in other words, you farted in your sleep..
no it was pretty scary i thought they were scud missels they were gigantic and hovering and moving very slowly and landing in the distance but closer and closer, i thought i had died
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: dj181 on August 30, 2012, 02:25:00 PM
did you and BMC happen to be tag-teaming any fatties in these dreams of yours falcon?
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 02:37:07 PM
did you and BMC happen to be tag-teaming any fatties in these dreams of yours falcon?
who is BMC and yes there were some mature fatties in the dreams and lots of big booty sluts
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: dj181 on August 30, 2012, 02:39:20 PM
who is BMC and yes there were some mature fatties in the dreams and lots of big booty sluts

BMC=bigmikecox
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 02:50:54 PM
BMC=bigmikecox
the only bodybuilder thats ever been in my dream before was jay cutler and i was giving him some tips on how to stay more active
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: smoothasf on August 30, 2012, 04:29:02 PM
Its the cheese fat boy 
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 04:30:42 PM
Its the cheese fat boy 
no its the beans ive done this before and had radical dreams without the toast and cheese
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: H.I.I.T. on August 30, 2012, 04:35:27 PM
Cheese does it for me.  worst nightmares ever
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: TrueGrit on August 30, 2012, 04:41:04 PM
I never fear dreams. Hell, even a good nightmare is something you wake up from and feel gratitude for life from. I always get a kick out of the fact that I am the one doing it to myself. My mind makes the dream, not Wes Craven, me. Plus, sometimes I am just conscious enough to make them sexual.
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 30, 2012, 05:22:21 PM
Falcon - any chance of a Tull inspired workout video?
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2012, 06:23:36 PM
I never fear dreams. Hell, even a good nightmare is something you wake up from and feel gratitude for life from. I always get a kick out of the fact that I am the one doing it to myself. My mind makes the dream, not Wes Craven, me. Plus, sometimes I am just conscious enough to make them sexual.
yeah good post, i shouldve frased it differently i guess i wasnt that scared when i died but i knew it was the ultimate calamity of things when the bombs hit and that was enough shock to wake me up

you make some good points i think we are after all computer robots but with more "elastic" mother board and parts than computer. A pentium processor is all nice and neat but our brain looks un neat but does the same thing. I just know for a fact i wont be eating beans at night fucks up my sleep
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Wiggs on August 30, 2012, 08:34:01 PM
What's your goal, 450lbs?
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 30, 2012, 08:39:41 PM
The other night I had a dream about the Jolly Green Giant picking up people off the ground and eating them.  It was pretty gruesome... they were screaming as he bit off thier arms and legs... it seemed very real and I did not know it was a dream until I woke up.  I ate blueberries in greek yogurt before I went to bed.
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: BigCyp on August 31, 2012, 02:41:53 AM
the only bodybuilder thats ever been in my dream before was jay cutler and i was giving him some tips on how to stay more active

Lol, i've had a dream about Wes and his wife (no they were making smoothies in the kitchen not sucking me off haha)

Also about DA (oh brother) I was on a trip to NY and I met him outside his apartment and ended up staying with him for a few days, it was really funny actually he had decorated his apartment with Getbig posters.
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 31, 2012, 03:51:26 AM
Falcon the neeguls need a new jethro tull video for inspiration
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: dj181 on August 31, 2012, 04:29:58 AM
Falcon the neeguls need a new jethro tull video for inspiration

he should make a clip using this killer tull tune 8)

"You'll hear me calling in your sweet dream
Can't hear your daddy's warning cry
You're going back to be all the things you want to be
While in sweet dreams you softly sigh"

while you see an image of the great falcon emerging from the darkness and into the pale moonlight, coming for and calling out his woman's name "come to me my woman" cries the Great Falcon, while daddy says to her "no girl, i forbid you to go"

Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 31, 2012, 04:32:47 AM
he should make a clip using this killer tull tune 8)

"You'll hear me calling in your sweet dream
Can't hear your daddy's warning cry
You're going back to be all the things you want to be
While in sweet dreams you softly sigh"

while you see an image of the great falcon emerging from the darkness and into the pale moonlight, coming for and calling out his woman's name "come to me my woman" cries the Great Falcon, while daddy says to her "no girl, i forbid you to go"


A fantastic suggestion
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 05:36:41 AM
he should make a clip using this killer tull tune 8)

"You'll hear me calling in your sweet dream
Can't hear your daddy's warning cry
You're going back to be all the things you want to be
While in sweet dreams you softly sigh"

while you see an image of the great falcon emerging from the darkness and into the pale moonlight, coming for and calling out his woman's name "come to me my woman" cries the Great Falcon, while daddy says to her "no girl, i forbid you to go"



nice tull track, here is a nice pleasant song you want to hear after you get through with your morning porn

Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: POB on September 02, 2012, 10:21:05 AM
the only bodybuilder thats ever been in my dream before was jay cutler

Outed :D
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 02, 2012, 10:32:04 AM
if you die in your dream you will never wake up
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
olive oil seems to help with the bean pyramid shits, the olive oil helps you expell the gas especially if your eating cheese toast with it cause it kinda locks in the beans gas in your stomach and hard to pass it :(

just take olive oil if you have problems but youll be tired as fuck because olive oil really uses up the digestive system but in a healthy way but you could get sleepy from the effect
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Hulkotron on September 02, 2012, 02:02:31 PM
Falcon what are the dimensions of the biggest slut/w(ho)re you've ever humped?
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Thespritz0 on September 02, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
in other words, you farted in your sleep..
^^
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 02:41:14 PM
Falcon what are the dimensions of the biggest slut/w(ho)re you've ever humped?

well i think there was a couple of these 400 or 500 pounders that i dont really remember that well before myspace , it was around the time the interenet was starting to get into gear i think i was on one of those yahoo chatrooms i remember it being a fairly long drive and i would drink gallons of water to bust an epic nut and just leave and go home after that. One i was seeing on the weekens was around 250 all ass and round and tall crazy wide hips but just got tired of driving there on the weekends

a few of them were huge like really big ass or really big tits. but there was a time that it was difficult to find the really curvy ones thats when i would just settle for a mature or a teen hoe

i prefer something about 5'10 or 6feet and 250 pounds of big ass wide hips and tits
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 02:46:22 PM
now something like this would be perfect for a falcon but even more perfect if she was taller and fatter in her tits and ass but this is just fine, ive had some like this. damn i miss those days i remember meeting a girl with this type of body and fucking her in my car cause i lived with my parents i met her in a yahoo chatroom and she was actually married but it was a pain in the ass to meet and fuck in a car cause i was too cheap to get a room i was an idiiot
(http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/5/0/1/55016/1/8/x/w/18xwh/4e7b7fba0c4ddw.gif)
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: dj181 on September 02, 2012, 02:49:00 PM
i prefer something about 5'10 or 6feet and 250 pounds of big ass wide hips and tits

so you and bigmikecox might become rivals for this particular ladies hand falcon ;D

btw, do you have any news on mr. nobody?
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 02:52:51 PM
so you and bigmikecox might become rivals for this particular ladies hand falcon ;D

btw, do you have any news on mr. nobody?
 honestly he doesnt seem to give a fuck about life no matter how much positivity i try to put on the guy. hes bored with life thats all he tells me is hes bored with life. what can you say to someone like that

its as if hes purposly not posting on get big to cut ties with people or maybe hes right in his own mind and that theres nothing left more for him to do on this earth

hes got a great heart and caring person not a mean bone in his body . i wish him well

Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 02:56:54 PM
 honestly he doesnt seem to give a fuck about life no matter how much positivity i try to put on the guy. hes bored with life thats all he tells me is hes bored with life. what can you say to someone like that

its as if hes purposly not posting on get big to cut ties with people or maybe hes right in his own mind and that theres nothing left more for him to do on this earth

hes got a great heart and caring person not a mean bone in his body . i wish him well



i can agree with him on alot of things but he thinks cause hes older he has a right to be more depressed about the world. ill never share that tone about life even if im on the street my creativity will always get the best of me and i find a way to enjoy simple things at least i hope
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Hulkotron on September 02, 2012, 02:58:04 PM
Mr N is a pro poster and seems like a good-hearted fellow, I hope he returns to share his postings with us.
Title: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: chaos on September 02, 2012, 05:59:06 PM
I got a wood cabin that I have to restain every couple of years as the front faces the sun and the shit peels off.

Question is...should I continue to restain or find a nice mellow brown to paint it?
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Marty Champions on September 02, 2012, 06:03:27 PM
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 02, 2012, 06:03:55 PM
Where might I find this wooden shanty?
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: G_Thang on September 02, 2012, 06:05:32 PM
Racist Post Reported!

This fool really has a cabin in the woods of California to get away from the negros and b e a n e r s when they overrun the state.

 
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: chaos on September 02, 2012, 06:06:01 PM
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
Would that also hold up against the snow?
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 02, 2012, 09:01:05 PM
Would that also hold up against the snow?

Yes, I would go with paint.

People don't realize it, but they make some bad ass exterior paint these days.  If you do it right, you can put a coat of paint on that will last ten plus years.

You could put some good exterior polyurethane over your stain, but I'm not really sure how that would workout.
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Rami on September 02, 2012, 09:22:05 PM
the past few nights/evenings ive been eating a massive bowl of pinto beans with about 4 slices of toast with mozerella and cheddar cheese on it baked in an oven

i truly love this meal but will have to eat it probably for breakfast along side of some cheesecake with fresh strawberries (gotta have something sweet in the morning

i bring this up because the last few nights have been crazy, i would wake up seemingly every hour and remember 70 percent of each dream that had occurd . the first night was great they were all sexual dreams and i nearly cummed upon waking up from it a few times. i woke up so many times but rememberd so much and had to sleep an extra 1-2 hours because i kept waking up and wired up from those beans

then last night was a bunch of dreams not tons of sex dreams but still rather interesting but was  tossing and turning and remembering alot of dreams


i know for a fact its the beans because been eating them later than usual. but im sure someone into dreams would get a kick out of it

i remember one dream in particular a few nights ago these giant missels and rockets were flying real slow over head and close to the ground i knew i was gonna die then i felt the shockwave then thought i had died but then i woke up from the dream



x2, weird I had similar experience this weekend.  legumes keeps your body working and digesting for a longer time and not as effective at night. choices of food can be pretty habit forming so one must either be ready to either suffer enough before changing it or come to deep enough insights and realizations, or any combination thereof.
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: smoothasf on September 03, 2012, 12:33:12 AM
I prefer the look of wood grain. Sand it back and oil it multiple times.
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: quadzilla456 on September 03, 2012, 12:40:24 AM
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
Latex or oil?
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Powerlift66 on September 03, 2012, 04:37:53 AM
http://www.eastcobbpaint.com/page3.html
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 05:40:12 AM
What about tippex
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Marty Champions on September 03, 2012, 06:16:26 AM
Latex or oil?

latex but if you do make sure its a paint plus primer brand get behr or quality brand

test it on a small area first before you buy any large quantity then after a few days of it drying scrape it with your finger nail and see how well its bonding with the wood

oil base is garanteed to cover however

you might have a special case where your latex+primer might not take that well so test first but i think it will in 90% of cases
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Marty Champions on September 03, 2012, 06:20:22 AM
x2, weird I had similar experience this weekend.  legumes keeps your body working and digesting for a longer time and not as effective at night. choices of food can be pretty habit forming so one must either be ready to either suffer enough before changing it or come to deep enough insights and realizations, or any combination thereof.
im gonna try again at night but this time drink olive oil with it to really slow me down so i can sleep through all the maniacal dreams
Title: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: FKNFKER on September 03, 2012, 07:10:49 AM
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2012, 07:11:37 AM
I know that this area has restrictions on the type of paint/color,etc I'll have to check into that. To the guy that says he prefers the look of the wood grain...so do we but it seems like it flakes off every 3-4 years.

Last time we used McCloskey Man O'War Varnish...didn't hold up so well.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: chaos on September 03, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
Why are you such a FAGFKER ???
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: MikMaq on September 03, 2012, 07:14:27 AM
He must be at least 30% try 45% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories
Because at one point he had the perfect build, thats all that matters he could spend hours shooting skittles out of his ass and it wouldnt matter he is a get big legend.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: TrueGrit on September 03, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
Even if true he has been ripped and shredded so has experienced all facets and dimensions of weight gain and loss in his falcon career.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: dj181 on September 03, 2012, 07:19:52 AM
he's just trying to justify his own over-eating, convincing himself that if he eats so-called "healthy" foods, then it's cool to load up and eat as much as he wants since they are "healthly", but the sad point is... over-eating is not healthy :'(
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 07:22:31 AM
Aside from reaching epic falcon leans in the past, which justifies his knowledge of dietary techniques, he also has a rather large and gorgeous looking penis, which quite frankly provides him with carte blanche around these parts.

"1"
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: FKNFKER on September 03, 2012, 07:27:08 AM
he's just trying to justify his own over-eating, convincing himself that if he eats so-called "healthy" foods, then it's cool to load up and eat as much as he wants since they are "healthly", but the sad point is... over-eating is not healthy :'(


exactly, i dont care how ripped this loser got, being overweight with a high bodyfat is what leads to complications alot more so than if your food is "healthy"
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 07:29:48 AM
Why does it smell like cock around here when you post threads?
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: FKNFKER on September 03, 2012, 07:35:42 AM
oh look it's the fat pudgy little fuck, "big"cyp
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Borracho on September 03, 2012, 07:36:20 AM
I believe the narcotics he's used have taken their toll on his mind. At least before he looked great but now he really has nothing going for him hence the reason why living in isolation in the woods.  :-[
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Stark on September 03, 2012, 07:38:21 AM
at the same time you could ask - why does Ronnie Give out advice on dieting and training? He's not competing anymore?

Falcon DaddyWaddy was one of the best build members on this forum, he's a fucking legend why you are just a cumstain on somebodies crusted sock.

Bye
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 07:42:25 AM
at the same time you could ask - why does Ronnie Give out advice on dieting and training? He's not competing anymore?

Falcon DaddyWaddy was one of the best build members on this forum, he's a fucking legend why you are just a cumstain on somebodies crusted sock.

Bye

Stark, I heard that FKNFGGT is so serious about his macro nutrients when he's cutting, that he uses an electron microscope to individually count how many sperms is in each load he swallows, and subtracts the weight of these against the total fluid intake which is about 2 litres
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Stark on September 03, 2012, 07:59:30 AM
Stark, I heard that FKNFGGT is so serious about his macro nutrients when he's cutting, that he uses an electron microscope to individually count how many sperms is in each load he swallows, and subtracts the weight of these against the total fluid intake which is about 2 litres

HAHAHA are you implying that FucKiNgFaGGoT is actually a prominent member of the gay dogging community and won the local "Swallow all you can" award for the consecutive time in 10 years? Legend has it that he was so happy when he was present with the award he sucked all the guys off once again for free, they had to actually bound and gag him to stop taking more dicks.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Powerlift66 on September 03, 2012, 08:00:24 AM
Obvious newb, who dares question the ways of the Falcon..

FKNFKER -  Date Registered:    August 25, 2012, 04:45:54 AM
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 08:04:53 AM
Watch your mouth Fartknocker.......JONAY FALCONI is a getbig legend and can speak about whatever he wants to.

Plus,he`d knock you out with a mere gaze never mind a Falcon Punch!
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 08:05:45 AM
Aside from reaching epic falcon leans in the past, which justifies his knowledge of dietary techniques, he also has a rather large and gorgeous looking penis, which quite frankly provides him with carte blanche around these parts.

"1"
I love you bro........you funny bastard!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: bike nut on September 03, 2012, 09:16:58 AM
Obvious newb, who dares question the ways of the Falcon..

FKNFKER -  Date Registered:    August 25, 2012, 04:45:54 AM

Another fucking lame YAGR, Escondido23, or Aveshfaggot gimmick.

Yawn.....
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 03, 2012, 09:45:08 AM
I love you bro........you funny bastard!  LOL  ;D

I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

"1"
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: dj181 on September 03, 2012, 09:56:45 AM
damn falcon!

this here is a beautiful tull tune, take a listen ma man 8)

Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: 99 Bananas on September 03, 2012, 09:58:45 AM
When I get down in the lotus position and meditate I can open the eyes that see dreams. I relax in a mindless state and allow the visions behind my eyes to do what they wish. After long enough your consciousness is immersed in a dream state that you are completely aware of. You go in being aware to the point of seeing the transition from the waking state to the dream state. In tibetan buddhism this is a way of preparing for death to practice being aware of the moment of death. To see the transition of body to non-body (death.) The mind is boundless but to be that way it must be completely formless. The formless mind is the ripest for creation. If there is even a trace of this or that one is lost in the ego (nothin wrong with some ego, but not when your aiming to sleep). Relax and just be.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k9euKFaiGcc/T_2Wvn0w_lI/AAAAAAAABZI/xwvd33OcVlk/s1600/Alex_Gray.jpg)
Title: Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
Post by: Rami on September 03, 2012, 10:07:21 AM
im gonna try again at night but this time drink olive oil with it to really slow me down so i can sleep through all the maniacal dreams

the olive oil makes everything churn around for a good 10 ours I'd say, before completely digested.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: BigCyp on September 03, 2012, 10:08:30 AM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

"1"

Hahahaha
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 10:12:17 AM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

"1"
I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: BikiniSlut on September 03, 2012, 12:27:19 PM
Johnny is a good troll. A great one actually. It's fun to sift through his advice and try and pick out what's valid and what's not.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 03, 2012, 12:28:24 PM
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories

the fifth word in your topic headline gave away the answer.
Title: Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
Post by: Marty Champions on September 03, 2012, 02:45:11 PM
Latex or oil?
to my knowledge they dont have the paint plus primer in oil base

but they have oil base primers wich are excellent, its what i use when i have to paint over some neegul mess thats extremely filthy
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: d0nny2600 on September 03, 2012, 03:28:38 PM
I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get a rush of blood to your noggin?

I certainly did.
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 03:30:38 PM
Did you get a rush of blood to your noggin?

I certainly did.
Yes,the NOGGIN in my nether region instantly got pumped!!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Stark on September 03, 2012, 03:32:57 PM
I LOL`ed !!  ;D

Got a bit excited also!

EPIC SELF OUTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude...
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 03:33:49 PM
dude...
I kid, I kid!!

Exit only brother!
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 03, 2012, 03:34:26 PM
piss off fuckingfelcher
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Stark on September 03, 2012, 03:36:17 PM
I kid, I kid!!

Exit only brother!

I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 03, 2012, 03:37:51 PM
I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\

post THAT of apacheclips
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: wes on September 03, 2012, 04:19:09 PM
I tell you something else since we are sharing here - but this is true.

Yesterday I cracked one off, well as you may know if you haven't cracked one for a while you have obviously more cum, so I was fucking cuming all over the place - balanced the shit out of my cum just between the thumb and the index finger right? I stand up and a fucking MASSIVE DROP DROPS ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD.
I cleaned parts off but there are two keys that are sticking together now  :-\
Thanks for sharing Stark!

YIKES!! ;D
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: PJim on September 03, 2012, 04:25:24 PM
Johnny can tell you to eat fucking Shoe Polish if he likes; you fucking do it, right
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Marty Champions on September 03, 2012, 04:42:11 PM
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: PJim on September 03, 2012, 04:47:20 PM


Poignant and moving Johnny *salute*
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: dj181 on September 03, 2012, 04:59:52 PM

 

your shades are similar to the ones that stallone wore in nighthawks falcon

Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Marty Champions on September 03, 2012, 05:02:37 PM
 

your shades are similar to the ones that stallone wore in nighthawks falcon


yes most of my sunglasses ill find discarded on the side of a road somewhere or just lying around near some suspect neighborhood. i have had this particular pair for a while
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Nomad on September 03, 2012, 10:39:27 PM
I love you too Wes..

..and not like these perverts are thinking, I actually want to eat your ass out.

"1"

outed




 ;D
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: booty on September 03, 2012, 10:58:10 PM
Why does it smell like cock around here when you post threads?
I knew my nose was calling me for a reason. 
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: BigCyp on September 04, 2012, 12:47:42 AM
I knew my nose was calling me for a reason. 

Hahaha you little whore  ;D
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: booty on September 04, 2012, 12:49:40 AM
Hahaha you little whore  ;D

 :-*
Title: Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 04, 2012, 01:05:37 AM
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories

Johnny Falcon possessed the greatest physique, known on getbig.  He gained weight for greater health.

I'm trying to be a non confrontational white man in the great falcon image.