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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2012, 02:41:14 PM »
Falcon what are the dimensions of the biggest slut/w(ho)re you've ever humped?

well i think there was a couple of these 400 or 500 pounders that i dont really remember that well before myspace , it was around the time the interenet was starting to get into gear i think i was on one of those yahoo chatrooms i remember it being a fairly long drive and i would drink gallons of water to bust an epic nut and just leave and go home after that. One i was seeing on the weekens was around 250 all ass and round and tall crazy wide hips but just got tired of driving there on the weekends

a few of them were huge like really big ass or really big tits. but there was a time that it was difficult to find the really curvy ones thats when i would just settle for a mature or a teen hoe

i prefer something about 5'10 or 6feet and 250 pounds of big ass wide hips and tits
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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2012, 02:46:22 PM »
now something like this would be perfect for a falcon but even more perfect if she was taller and fatter in her tits and ass but this is just fine, ive had some like this. damn i miss those days i remember meeting a girl with this type of body and fucking her in my car cause i lived with my parents i met her in a yahoo chatroom and she was actually married but it was a pain in the ass to meet and fuck in a car cause i was too cheap to get a room i was an idiiot
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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2012, 02:49:00 PM »
i prefer something about 5'10 or 6feet and 250 pounds of big ass wide hips and tits

so you and bigmikecox might become rivals for this particular ladies hand falcon ;D

btw, do you have any news on mr. nobody?

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2012, 02:52:51 PM »
so you and bigmikecox might become rivals for this particular ladies hand falcon ;D

btw, do you have any news on mr. nobody?
 honestly he doesnt seem to give a fuck about life no matter how much positivity i try to put on the guy. hes bored with life thats all he tells me is hes bored with life. what can you say to someone like that

its as if hes purposly not posting on get big to cut ties with people or maybe hes right in his own mind and that theres nothing left more for him to do on this earth

hes got a great heart and caring person not a mean bone in his body . i wish him well

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2012, 02:56:54 PM »
 honestly he doesnt seem to give a fuck about life no matter how much positivity i try to put on the guy. hes bored with life thats all he tells me is hes bored with life. what can you say to someone like that

its as if hes purposly not posting on get big to cut ties with people or maybe hes right in his own mind and that theres nothing left more for him to do on this earth

hes got a great heart and caring person not a mean bone in his body . i wish him well



i can agree with him on alot of things but he thinks cause hes older he has a right to be more depressed about the world. ill never share that tone about life even if im on the street my creativity will always get the best of me and i find a way to enjoy simple things at least i hope
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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »
Mr N is a pro poster and seems like a good-hearted fellow, I hope he returns to share his postings with us.

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Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2012, 05:59:06 PM »
I got a wood cabin that I have to restain every couple of years as the front faces the sun and the shit peels off.

Question is...should I continue to restain or find a nice mellow brown to paint it?
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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2012, 06:03:27 PM »
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2012, 06:03:55 PM »
Where might I find this wooden shanty?

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2012, 06:05:32 PM »
Racist Post Reported!

This fool really has a cabin in the woods of California to get away from the negros and b e a n e r s when they overrun the state.

 

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2012, 06:06:01 PM »
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
Would that also hold up against the snow?
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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2012, 09:01:05 PM »
Would that also hold up against the snow?

Yes, I would go with paint.

People don't realize it, but they make some bad ass exterior paint these days.  If you do it right, you can put a coat of paint on that will last ten plus years.

You could put some good exterior polyurethane over your stain, but I'm not really sure how that would workout.

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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2012, 09:22:05 PM »
the past few nights/evenings ive been eating a massive bowl of pinto beans with about 4 slices of toast with mozerella and cheddar cheese on it baked in an oven

i truly love this meal but will have to eat it probably for breakfast along side of some cheesecake with fresh strawberries (gotta have something sweet in the morning

i bring this up because the last few nights have been crazy, i would wake up seemingly every hour and remember 70 percent of each dream that had occurd . the first night was great they were all sexual dreams and i nearly cummed upon waking up from it a few times. i woke up so many times but rememberd so much and had to sleep an extra 1-2 hours because i kept waking up and wired up from those beans

then last night was a bunch of dreams not tons of sex dreams but still rather interesting but was  tossing and turning and remembering alot of dreams


i know for a fact its the beans because been eating them later than usual. but im sure someone into dreams would get a kick out of it

i remember one dream in particular a few nights ago these giant missels and rockets were flying real slow over head and close to the ground i knew i was gonna die then i felt the shockwave then thought i had died but then i woke up from the dream



x2, weird I had similar experience this weekend.  legumes keeps your body working and digesting for a longer time and not as effective at night. choices of food can be pretty habit forming so one must either be ready to either suffer enough before changing it or come to deep enough insights and realizations, or any combination thereof.

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2012, 12:33:12 AM »
I prefer the look of wood grain. Sand it back and oil it multiple times.

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2012, 12:40:24 AM »
i personally would paint it , get a paint plus primer type paint should hold up a long time
Latex or oil?

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2012, 05:40:12 AM »
What about tippex

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2012, 06:16:26 AM »
Latex or oil?

latex but if you do make sure its a paint plus primer brand get behr or quality brand

test it on a small area first before you buy any large quantity then after a few days of it drying scrape it with your finger nail and see how well its bonding with the wood

oil base is garanteed to cover however

you might have a special case where your latex+primer might not take that well so test first but i think it will in 90% of cases
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Re: Dont eat beans before bed unless your into studying dreams
« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2012, 06:20:22 AM »
x2, weird I had similar experience this weekend.  legumes keeps your body working and digesting for a longer time and not as effective at night. choices of food can be pretty habit forming so one must either be ready to either suffer enough before changing it or come to deep enough insights and realizations, or any combination thereof.
im gonna try again at night but this time drink olive oil with it to really slow me down so i can sleep through all the maniacal dreams
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why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2012, 07:10:49 AM »
He must be at least 30% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories

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Re: Question for JohnnyFailurecon and True Adonis
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2012, 07:11:37 AM »
I know that this area has restrictions on the type of paint/color,etc I'll have to check into that. To the guy that says he prefers the look of the wood grain...so do we but it seems like it flakes off every 3-4 years.

Last time we used McCloskey Man O'War Varnish...didn't hold up so well.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2012, 07:12:59 AM »
Why are you such a FAGFKER ???
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2012, 07:14:27 AM »
He must be at least 30% try 45% bodyfat, why is this retard always commenting on what is healthy and what is not, it's like dude you're fucking obese, go on the treadmill and lower your calories
Because at one point he had the perfect build, thats all that matters he could spend hours shooting skittles out of his ass and it wouldnt matter he is a get big legend.

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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2012, 07:15:03 AM »
Even if true he has been ripped and shredded so has experienced all facets and dimensions of weight gain and loss in his falcon career.
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Re: why does the fat retard johnnyfalcon always give out diet advice ?
« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2012, 07:19:52 AM »
he's just trying to justify his own over-eating, convincing himself that if he eats so-called "healthy" foods, then it's cool to load up and eat as much as he wants since they are "healthly", but the sad point is... over-eating is not healthy :'(