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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bigmikecox on September 12, 2012, 11:28:44 AM
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
At least he didn't lean over and say "nice watch." 8)
ALSO, what's his username here?
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot. That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.
I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.
"1"
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
some people have no awareness of personal space
its like the guys that talk to you inches away rather than a couple of feet
they probably get punched alot and dont know why
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We must question your actions as well. You could have CHOSEN a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.
Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.
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some people have no awareness of personal space
its like the guys that talk to you inches away rather than a couple of feet
they probably get punched alot and dont know why
Are you suggesting that Apply85 was the close-pisser in this restroom tale?
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Are you suggesting that Apply85 was the close-pisser in this restroom tale?
im suggesting apply is the urinal to gh15s piss
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i always wind up having conversations with my bosses while standing at the urinal. It's like "Hey, haven't seen you all day, how's project mockingjay coming along?" Quite normal.
Weird that a guy who makes a practice of tag teaming chicks with any guy he can find has issues about someone taking a leak by him.
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We must question your actions as well You could have CHOSE a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.
Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.
Good point. However, my yearning for another man to stand next to me and relieve himself is WAY off. Not that there is anything wrong with that
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i always wind up having conversations with my bosses while standing at the urinal. It's like "Hey, haven't seen you all day, how's project mockingjay coming along?" Quite normal.
Weird that a guy who makes a practice of tag teaming chicks with any guy he can find has issues about someone taking a leak by him.
B/c there was a GIRL involved and I wasnt remotely sober
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also isn't there a panel between the urinals?
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If it was a dime piece tranny taking a leak, I bet you would have peaked.
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We must question your actions as well. You could have CHOSEN a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.
Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.
But let's break down those probabilities further, though.
Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?
I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.
So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?
This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...
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But let's break down those probabilities further, though.
Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?
I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.
So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?
This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...
Getbig meets with MIT :)
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If it was a dime piece tranny taking a leak, I bet you would have peaked.
Maybe ::)
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also isn't there a panel between the urinals?
YES!!!!!
As ive gotten older, im not that comfortable with public restrooms. They used to have a big tub-like contraption at the old Browns stadium and everyone just picked a spot to pee.
Now when it comes to taking a dump, NEVER done outside the home. I would find a nice hotel to crap at if I REALLY had to go
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YES!!!!!
As ive gotten older, im not that comfortable with public restrooms. They used to have a big tub-like contraption at the old Browns stadium and everyone just picked a spot to pee.
Now when it comes to taking a dump, NEVER done outside the home. I would find a nice hotel to crap at if I REALLY had to go
Dude learning how to take shits in public restrooms is like the biggest relief ever. No more holding in giant pyramid shits while trying to do important stuff.
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You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot. That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.
I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.
"1"
Your last part, sometimes a man wants a little peace and quiet while he drains his lizard and counts the boogers on the wall.
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You may want to talk to a professional regarding your insecurities
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
Maybe he was looking for a musclebear??
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Getbig meets with MIT :)
I'm sure there's at least 20-30 regular posters here with PhD's from MIT. Probably far more from Harvard, I'm sure. But if the losers here from MIT want to debase themselves and come out of their underworld, we'll humor them. But only the MIT grads with at least $1BN USD in annual earnings, please and thanks.
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But let's break down those probabilities further, though.
Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?
I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.
So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?
This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...
Said the man peeking over the urinal partition. ;D
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You may want to talk to a professional regarding your insecurities
Ive got too many to even discuss with a professional.
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Ive got too many to even discuss with a professional.
Ask for the volume discount.
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Dude learning how to take shits in public restrooms is like the biggest relief ever. No more holding in giant pyramid shits while trying to do important stuff.
Im trying! I just cant get comfortable :'(
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lol, just went to the restroom and guess what, boss was there taking a piss. we have only two urinals.
Boss: Hey JC, how's it going?
JC: Good, how are you?
Boss: Good, did we ever hear back about our comments to the presentation?
JC: No, but they had to do their presentation on Monday.
Boss: Yes, guess that deal is done! (! b/c I guess he was getting uncomfortable)
Just another day at the office.
Expect I'll find out if my boss is a getbigger shortly.
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Just in the pisser and this black fella that reports to me decides to pee in the urinal next to mine. Wouldn't shut the fuck up. Caught him glancing at my dick and I swear I saw him lick his lips. Going to have to fire this queer.
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Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.
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Just in the pisser and this black fella that reports to me decides to pee in the urinal next to mine. Wouldn't shut the fuck up. I wanted him to start glancing at my dick and I swear I wanted him to lick his lips. Going to have to be more aggressive with this queer.
fixed, for what you you really were thinking.
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Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.
I'm an upper-decker man, myself.
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Every once in a while I like to drop a deuce in the urinal.
haha ;D
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You should of said " great the waters a little cold today though " :D
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What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
Mike, use the alley way next time and then report back. ;D
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What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.
LOL you homo :D
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude Dr Dena Westerfield walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and "she" picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" "so your the shcmoe on Getbig" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
:o :o
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What really makes people uncomfortable is when you walk up to them from behind while they are pissing at the urinal and start massaging their shoulders. I do it all the time to my buddies at work.
That would mindf*** me so bad, I would have peeing issues for months hahaha
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In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?" WHAT????????????
Is that weird? ???
i usually reply with " my day is going well but the water in this urinal is mighty cold!"
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I do NOT look at ANY penis other than my own.
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You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot. That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.
I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.
"1"
I would imagine your boxer shorts would get in quite a mess when you fart OMR
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Mike, use the alley way next time and then report back. ;D
F the alley, im going to let loose in the hall way