URINAL ETTITIQUETE

[bigmikecox]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

[Big Chiro Flex]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT???  

Is that weird?

At least he didn't lean over and say "nice watch."  

ALSO, what's his username here?

[OneMoreRep]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot.  That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.

I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.

"1"

[bigmc]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

some people have no awareness of personal space

its like the guys that talk to you inches away rather than a couple of feet

they probably get punched alot and dont know why

[SF1900]

We must question your actions as well. You could have CHOSEN a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.

Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.

[Big Chiro Flex]

some people have no awareness of personal space

its like the guys that talk to you inches away rather than a couple of feet

they probably get punched alot and dont know why

Are you suggesting that Apply85 was the close-pisser in this restroom tale?

[bigmc]

Are you suggesting that Apply85 was the close-pisser in this restroom tale?

im suggesting apply is the urinal to gh15s piss

[Jadeveon Clowney]

i always wind up having conversations with my bosses while standing at the urinal.  It's like "Hey, haven't seen you all day, how's project mockingjay coming along?"  Quite normal.

Weird that a guy who makes a practice of tag teaming chicks with any guy he can find has issues about someone taking a leak by him.

[bigmikecox]

We must question your actions as well You could have CHOSE a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.

Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.

Good point. However, my yearning for another man to stand next to me and relieve himself is WAY off. Not that there is anything wrong with that

[bigmikecox]

i always wind up having conversations with my bosses while standing at the urinal.  It's like "Hey, haven't seen you all day, how's project mockingjay coming along?"  Quite normal.

Weird that a guy who makes a practice of tag teaming chicks with any guy he can find has issues about someone taking a leak by him.

B/c there was a GIRL involved and I wasnt remotely sober

[Jadeveon Clowney]

also isn't there a panel between the urinals?

[El Diablo Blanco]

If it was a dime piece tranny taking a leak, I bet you would have peaked.

[snx]

We must question your actions as well. You could have CHOSEN a stall. Instead, you chose a urinal, which means you accepted the possibility that there was a 50% chance that another man would stand next to you. You could have avoided all of this by choosing a stall.

Perhaps deep down inside you yearned for another man to stand next to you will you peed.

But let's break down those probabilities further, though.

Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?

I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.

So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?

This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...

[SF1900]

But let's break down those probabilities further, though.

Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?

I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.

So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?

This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...

Getbig meets with MIT

[bigmikecox]

If it was a dime piece tranny taking a leak, I bet you would have peaked.

Maybe

[bigmikecox]

also isn't there a panel between the urinals?

YES!!!!! 

As ive gotten older, im not that comfortable with public restrooms. They used to have a big tub-like contraption at the old Browns stadium and everyone just picked a spot to pee.

Now when it comes to taking a dump, NEVER done outside the home. I would find a nice hotel to crap at if I REALLY had to go

[lovemonkey]

YES!!!!! 

As ive gotten older, im not that comfortable with public restrooms. They used to have a big tub-like contraption at the old Browns stadium and everyone just picked a spot to pee.

Now when it comes to taking a dump, NEVER done outside the home. I would find a nice hotel to crap at if I REALLY had to go

Dude learning how to take shits in public restrooms is like the biggest relief ever. No more holding in giant pyramid shits while trying to do important stuff.

[Parker]

You might have felt a little uncomfortable with his comment, but a quick way to remedy that problem (for future reference) would have been to fart on the spot.  That alone would have made him either look away, hold his breath or both.

I don't mind if someone takes the urinal next to me, so as long as they don't try to engage me while urinating.

"1"

Your last part, sometimes a man wants a little peace and quiet while he drains his lizard and counts the boogers on the wall.

[littledumbells]

  You may want to talk to a professional regarding your insecurities

[El Diablo Blanco]

In the men's crapper at work there are 3 urinals with a divider between each one. So, I walk in and nobody is in there so i choose the one to the far left. Im in mid stream and dude walks in and picks the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME. There were two to choose from and he picks the one next to me and begins to say "how's your day going?"  WHAT??? 

Is that weird?

Maybe he was looking for a musclebear??

[snx]

Getbig meets with MIT

I'm sure there's at least 20-30 regular posters here with PhD's from MIT. Probably far more from Harvard, I'm sure. But if the losers here from MIT want to debase themselves and come out of their underworld, we'll humor them. But only the MIT grads with at least $1BN USD in annual earnings, please and thanks.

[Tapeworm]

But let's break down those probabilities further, though.

Are the odds of a straight man picking the adjacent urinal truly 50%, when the far one is unoccupied?

I would submit that amongst a respectful and normally functioning male population, that probability rate should drop to approximately 5%, to account for the lapse in judgement that may happen.

So now, amongst the deviants who like pee, that rate probably goes up to 90%. But how much of the general population fetishizes water sports?

This is indeed a statistical case worthy of the guys at MIT to expand upon. I think there's meat on the bone here...

Said the man peeking over the urinal partition. 

[bigmikecox]

 You may want to talk to a professional regarding your insecurities

Ive got too many to even discuss with a professional.

[Tapeworm]

Ive got too many to even discuss with a professional.

Ask for the volume discount.

[bigmikecox]

Dude learning how to take shits in public restrooms is like the biggest relief ever. No more holding in giant pyramid shits while trying to do important stuff.

Im trying! I just cant get comfortable