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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Jizzacked on September 22, 2012, 05:17:01 PM
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lets get some betas up in this bitch
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hovering... it is a lifestyle
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hover all day, every day.
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fuking beta's
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big Ron Weasley showing even celebrities can get their hover on
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fuck... awkward photo here
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Every alpha knows you just do NOT touch a woman.... to do so would be uncouth. Bigbobs getting in on the action
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hovering begins at an early age, and continues until the beta dies a virgin and is buried in the hover position. Little known fact: if you hover hand a woman, they become your slave in the afterlife.
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Haha I love this shit, keep it coming!
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Even when i was a shy little 12 year old, I knew how to get a hand full of thigh while taking a picture with some older bitch.
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The Hierarchy loves to see its insecure slaves use the hover hand.
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lets get some betas up in this bitch
I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off the goofy looking blond in pic number 1.
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lets get some betas up in this bitch
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441768.0;attach=485174;image)
Oh shit, just gorgeous, love her! :P
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This is a valuable thread. What not to do when taking pictures with hot chicks you don't know. The hover hand is a disgrace and you should have your man card revoked for that shit.
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Lol, are these shopped?
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Those betas should learn from ultimate-alpha gbers
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2hyxflx.jpg)
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I dont understand why they just wont touch the women.
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I dont understand why they just wont touch the women.
Probably soil themselves with semen
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Probably soil themselves with semen
Based on their pics, that would not be a surprise!
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In some of these instances I would be glad to avoid contact.
Also, it's at least possible that for some of the shots, the man being accused of betahood simply has his hand in transit to the 'alpha zone' upon a woman's waist -- the spot that lets a woman know you are probably proficient in gently docking the P in the V and showing her a good time. So let's carefully analyze each shot rather than make blanket judgments, shall we?
Your levelheadedness is a breath of fresh air here at getbig.
Fag
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(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/image003.jpg)
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NO HOVER HAND
(http://www.jumpoverthere.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/no-hover-hand.jpg)
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Fag
Bro, you aren't living up to the P.I.P. principles ascribed to you by Mr Singh. I am disappointed in your lacklustre performance upholding P.I.P.ian doctrine.
Cockmonger
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(http://thehoverhand.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/David-Hasselhoff-Hover-Hand.jpg)
This photo must be shopped, no way the Hoff pulls a beta move like this.
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This is BEYOND the hover hand ha lol
(http://i46.tinypic.com/spcfub.jpg)
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This kid is 100% ALPHA
Anti Hover Hand
(http://i48.tinypic.com/i4r3a1.jpg)
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Cockmonger
I feared being judged as homosexual, or weak by my getbig brethren if I didn't throw in some kind of slur.
My original statement still stands, your level headed and thoughtful posts are a welcome breath of fresh air.
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:D
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(http://hoverhands.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/image003.jpg)
lmfao
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Look at everyone of those fellas except "The Hoff" of course. They all attend comic book conventions and play D&D on the weekends with paper, pencils, Dungeon Master Guide, Creature Compendium aka Monster Manual and Players guide along with a shit load of various sided dice. 4, 6, 8, 12, 20 and 100.
These fellas are scare shitless of pussy.
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Look at everyone of those fellas except "The Hoff" of course. They all attend comic book conventions and play D&D on the weekends with paper, pencils, Dungeon Master Guide, Creature Compendium aka Monster Manual and Players guide along with a shit load of various sided dice. 4, 6, 8, 12, 20 and 100.
These fellas are scare shitless of pussy.
Sounds like you are no stranger to a Crown Royal bag full of multi sided die.
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Sounds like you are no stranger to a Crown Royal bag full of multi sided die.
LMAO...with the crown royal bag comment, sounds like you aren't either.
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LMAO...with the crown royal bag comment, sounds like you aren't either.
Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon.
Questions like: "Who is going to play your character?!!??" were all too common.
Then, vengeance struck! They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.
And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die. How else is a playa supposed to roll?
BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.
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Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon.
Questions like: "Who is going to play your character?!!??" were all too common.
Then, vengeance struck! They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.
And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die. How else is a playa supposed to roll?
BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.
LOL...Yeah man, I used to love to play. I played D&D, star wars, Robotech, Vampire the Masquerade. Those were good times. I love(d) being a nerd.
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Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon.
Questions like: "Who is going to play your character?!!??" were all too common.
Then, vengeance struck! They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.
And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die. How else is a playa supposed to roll?
BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.
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I don't get the hover.
I'm married, so if I have free reign to grab women in a socially acceptable way for a photo, I'm maximizing my outcomes. I'm diggin in deep, getting a mittfull, and really putting a squeeze in there.
These punks can't be married. Married men grab women. It's just what we do. And we pride ourselves on that. That and our robust manes of pubic hair.
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I don't get the hover.
I'm married, so if I have free reign to grab women in a socially acceptable way for a photo, I'm maximizing my outcomes. I'm diggin in deep, getting a mittfull, and really putting a squeeze in there.
These punks can't be married. Married men grab women. It's just what we do. And we pride ourselves on that. That and our robust manes of pubic hair.
Maybe they are just really chivalrous? Yes i was aware of the ludicrousness of this statement as i was typing it.
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These alpha men don't want any cock teasers around. Pussy or get the fuck out.
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Maybe they are all holding something really important and they don't want to drop it for a cuddle, like a handful of Animal Pak etc
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Maybe they are all holding something really important and they don't want to drop it for a cuddle, like a handful of Animal Pak legit kigtropin etc
Good point Cyp.
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Maybe they are just really chivalrous? Yes i was aware of the ludicrousness of this statement as i was typing it.
Hahaha...yes Jaime! Oh brother...I can just imagine what goes thru the heads of these sewer dwelling excuses for card-carrying Y-chromosome humanoids.
"Hey, I'll get nice and close to Sally the next time someone comes up to snap a photo of me and her in our shared suite at the dorm. But I won't touch her. I don't want to violate her personal space, and that will make her think I'm respectful of her femininity and desire for autonomy. Then, when she knows I can be so sensitive to her needs, maybe she'll want to hang out with me at the University Center, and we can share a bearclaw donut or even a ham sandwich that my mom made. Maybe then, she'll see there's more to me, and see past my painfully shy exterior to the warm, kind, loving man I could be for her. I just hope she finally sees me for who I am. I'm tired of hearing her in the room beside me getting butt fucked and jizzed on by Rick...he's just a stupid jock on the basketball team. So what, he's black, and tall, and probaby hung like a horse, while I'm hung like a sparrow, have ED, and prematurely ejaculate into a stiff breeze. Those things are superficial, and Sally will see that I'm the best choice for her. Yep...this is all going to work perfectly according to my plan. Why didn't I think of this earlier? God, I'm so stupid...when I'm done cutting myself and ramming this coke bottle up my ass while I eat this entire German Chocolate cake, I'm going to get my act together and get organized. Yep...one day at a time..."
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Hahaha...yes Jaime! Oh brother...I can just imagine what goes thru the heads of these sewer dwelling excuses for card-carrying Y-chromosome humanoids.
"Hey, I'll get nice and close to Sally the next time someone comes up to snap a photo of me and her in our shared suite at the dorm. But I won't touch her. I don't want to violate her personal space, and that will make her think I'm respectful of her femininity and desire for autonomy. Then, when she knows I can be so sensitive to her needs, maybe she'll want to hang out with me at the University Center, and we can share a bearclaw donut or even a ham sandwich that my mom made. Maybe then, she'll see there's more to me, and see past my painfully shy exterior to the warm, kind, loving man I could be for her. I just hope she finally sees me for who I am. I'm tired of hearing her in the room beside me getting butt fucked and jizzed on by Rick...he's just a stupid jock on the basketball team. So what, he's black, and tall, and probaby hung like a horse, while I'm hung like a sparrow, have ED, and prematurely ejaculate into a stiff breeze. Those things are superficial, and Sally will see that I'm the best choice for her. Yep...this is all going to work perfectly according to my plan. Why didn't I think of this earlier? God, I'm so stupid...when I'm done cutting myself and ramming this coke bottle up my ass while I eat this entire German Chocolate cake, I'm going to get my act together and get organized. Yep...one day at a time..."
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Hahaha that was hilarious
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Good point Cyp.
Haha yes, if they had a handful of legit kigs theres no time for cuddles - pellius is waiting with 10,000 usd and unlimited blowjobs
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Hahaha that was hilarious
Quite true, my well muscled Cypriate compadre...quite true.
I'm sure these Dorchester Douchebags talk to each other on the beta-boards, talking about how they'll "hover hand" a hot piece. The theory being, that by not touching even the hottest of chicks, they send the world a message that they're too alpha to even lay a phalange on a hotty.
Of course, the world knows better as do these limp-wristed skirt-wearing poodle-walkers. I'm sure they cry themselves to sleep each night as they masturbate furiously into a toy My Little Pony at the thought of the touch that could have been. And, like the strange ducks they are, I'm sure wait to cum just when mom comes into the room, so she can futher humiliate them and play into their misogynistic/sado-masochist fantasies.
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Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic :(
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165123_10150390326285574_327738720573_17181025_6150264_n.jpg)
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Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic :(
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165123_10150390326285574_327738720573_17181025_6150264_n.jpg)
Damn! Ron is pulling the hover hand. Maybe he isn't impressed with her boyish looks.
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Yes Ron probably doesn't like women with little boy's bodies.
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Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic :(
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165123_10150390326285574_327738720573_17181025_6150264_n.jpg)
Ron is touching face.....he gets a pass on this.
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Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic :(
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165123_10150390326285574_327738720573_17181025_6150264_n.jpg)
I wouldn't REALLY classify this as a hover hand... It seems (hard to tell from our angle) but that the bottom of his palm is resting on her back, and his finger tips are touching her... its the top of the palm that are "hovering" - The fact that she is just in a sports bra may make Ron seem kinda pervy if he went full on side grab!
I give him a pass here! Plus as was noted, his face is touching! Definitely a pass!
But yeah... Hover hand = Beta Male!
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Let's not forget this "reverse hover hand" (woman has hover hand)
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/37143_1623615760742_1592091_n.jpg)
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Let's not forget this "reverse hover hand" (woman has hover hand)
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/37143_1623615760742_1592091_n.jpg)
That's why Kai is winking. He knows that this woman is so nervous around him, that it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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(http://thehoverhand.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/David-Hasselhoff-Hover-Hand.jpg)
Even Michael Knight is into that?
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That's why Kai is winking. He knows that this woman is so nervous around him, that it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
I am actually the queen of the non-gender specific hover hand
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I am actually the queen of the non-gender specific hover hand
lol...Nice
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I am actually the queen of the non-gender specific hover hand
I'd be grabbing asses in that photo...
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Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic :(
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165123_10150390326285574_327738720573_17181025_6150264_n.jpg)
true dat!
he should be cupping her ass in that pic
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That's why Kai is winking. He knows that this woman is so nervous around him, that it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Probably put off by the "citrus cologne" he's wearing.
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Check out dude in the black shirt back right.... want him some of that Vanilla Chocolate swirl :P :P
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441768.0;attach=486556;image)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441768.0;attach=485177)
WTF is going on here?? It's hard, but look at the freakshow in the background...
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441768.0;attach=485177)
WTF is going on here?? It's hard, but look at the freakshow in the background...
Looks like big brother in the background, and "big boned" friend who is awed by the coolness his friend is displaying by being around women take he would have to pay to have "quality time".
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441768.0;attach=485177)
WTF is going on here?? It's hard, but look at the freakshow in the background...
is that the inbreed convention or what
haha look at jabba de hutt in the background
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is that the inbreed convention or what
haha look at jabba de hutt in the background
The women can't contain their smirks...
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is that the inbreed convention or what
haha look at jabba de hutt in the background
;D ;D ;D
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Even in the off season I score more than you fuckers.
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wrong thread. Belongs to the hover-hand thread.
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wrong thread. Belongs to the hover-hand thread.
They took the picture as I was putting my arm around her.
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Nice try, but we know it's not you PIP.
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Even in the off season millenium I score more than you fuckers.
Corrected
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Hover arm alert ;D
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Nice try, but we know it's not you PIP.
What would we do without you Ms Holmes?
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Hover arm alert ;D
http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2010/12/instant-virgin-detector-hover-hand.html
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TQCgpwHvI6I/AAAAAAABzjg/paRFnmRGxc0/s400/hover_hands_13.jpg)
Hahaha epic hover hand threesome sex bang
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http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2010/12/instant-virgin-detector-hover-hand.html
Haha, good find.
I was wondering, is the hover arm a typical American phenomenon? I don't see any Europeans doing this.
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Haha, good find.
I was wondering, is the hover arm a typical American phenomenon? I don't see any Europeans doing this.
I have a feeling that 'guys' from france would be tempted to indulge DP
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I have a feeling that 'guys' from france would be tempted to indulge DP
I think the rate of bisexuals over there is above average, you see everybody's hugging everybody on the streets.
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Even in the off season I score more than you fuckers.
THATS NOT PUMPHARD AKA PUMPSTER :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X GETEM CHAOS!!!!
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Even in the off season I score more than you fuckers.
Which girl are you? The fat one on the left or the hot one on the right?
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Battlestar Galagtica FTW.
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(http://www.thenaturallifestyles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hot-girls-and-ugly-guy.jpg)
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:D got me to laugh
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j99VUrX25a4/TLAY8R6fTrI/AAAAAAAAIL4/aXp7ZrFGxH0/s1600/Fat-guy-hot-girl.jpg)
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how much did you have to pay????
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j99VUrX25a4/TLAY8R6fTrI/AAAAAAAAIL4/aXp7ZrFGxH0/s1600/Fat-guy-hot-girl.jpg)
hahahahah!!!
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Yeah baby
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(http://www.thenaturallifestyles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hot-girls-and-ugly-guy.jpg)
damn you know some fine chicks Wuster - why is your head so Wiggsian in its proportions? (and your gut too)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=453686.0;attach=498592;image)
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NO need to hover. Just hold them.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=453686.0;attach=498592;image)
Oh god big ach what have you done? ;D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=453686.0;attach=498592;image)
Nassers
lazy eyed
sister
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Oh god big ach what have you done? ;D
Is that shirt wet, you can see through it.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=453686.0;attach=498592;image)
all i can see in that picture is a large male breast.
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(http://www.thenaturallifestyles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hot-girls-and-ugly-guy.jpg)
The brunette closest to the fat guy is so fucking hot, FUCK
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Oh god big ach what have you done? ;D
That's not a hover hand my arm was resting on the back of her seat, I've had my arms around Alissa many times she's a very good friend!!! ;)
(http://www.hardfitness.com/profiles/alissacarpio/images/DSC_2924.jpg)
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2007/npc_interview4a.jpg)
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BIG ACH does not hover hand figure girls! 8)
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(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2007/npc_interview4a.jpg)
Hot
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I think the rate of bisexuals over there is above average, you see everybody's hugging everybody on the streets.
eye-talins are even worse
f@gg city over there in shitaly
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I dont understand why they just wont touch the women.
:D Classic illustration of Pussification of the modern male..fear of offending females by experessing any form of sexuality. Males led to believe "desirable" females are way above them and therefore untouchable...so they try neuter themselves sexually so as not to risk offending or being polically incorrect, pathetic!
No wonder women wonder "where have all the real men gone?"
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This guy knows how to do it right
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=108392339270873&id=100003003223171&set=a.108392332604207.14952.100003003223171&refid=17 (http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=108392339270873&id=100003003223171&set=a.108392332604207.14952.100003003223171&refid=17)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320287_108392339270873_347612382_n.jpg?dl=1)
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In some of these instances I would be glad to avoid contact.
...... So let's carefully analyze each shot rather than make blanket judgments, shall we?
you ask too much, aside from the difficulty of reacting without reason many of the board residents have only enough energy after lifting in the gym to analyse each shot of muscle men in ambitious shoelaces
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No wonder these bitches think I'm creepy when I grab a big handful of their love handles and press them hard against my erect penis for a photo.
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This is something suburban dumbass hipsters do like planking.
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(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/527910_521468911239160_1032752944_n.png)
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(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/527910_521468911239160_1032752944_n.png)
porn chicks don't count. And look at the guy in the background. A two-fer in one pic.
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porn chicks don't count. And look at the guy in the background. A two-fer in one pic.
;D
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eye-talins are even worse
f@gg city over there in shitaly
why the dislike for italians dj,,,does that extend to american-italian,italian-americans as well,,,
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(http://thehoverhand.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Epic-Anti-Hover-Hand.jpg)
Smart kid
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why the dislike for italians dj,,,does that extend to american-italian,italian-americans as well,,,
no man, i'm just trolling there
i actually like italians alot and in fact i have 2 good friends that i keep in contact with from italy, and one of these fellas was just recently in the u s of a and he hated it and said that it's a goddamn police state lol
also, i had an italian love bout 10 years ago, she was a slim brown haired and blue-eyed beauty from Pisa 8)
but i gotta be honest here, her friend Fredrica was outstandingly beautiful, and she was/is one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in my life :o
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no man, i'm just trolling there
i actually like italians alot and in fact i have 2 good friends that i keep in contact with from italy, and one of these fellas was just recently in the u s of a and he hated it and said that it's a goddamn police state lol
also, i had an italian love bout 10 years ago, she was a slim brown haired and blue-eyed beauty from Pisa 8)
but i gotta be honest here, her friend Fredrica was outstandingly beautiful, and she was/is one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in my life :o
lot of italian's in jersey here especially my area ,immigrant's and 1st generation ,alot of my friends families,,,my family came from italy long ago but i still have some traditions i try to keep or learned from older family over the yrs,,,
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lot of italian's in jersey here especially my area ,immigrant's and 1st generation ,alot of my friends families,,,my family came from italy long ago but i still have some traditions i try to keep or learned from older family over the yrs,,,
well man, in my honest opinion, italian females and/or females of italian ancestry are the most beautiful women in the world, coz they got the face and the body :o 8) :P
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well man, in my honest opinion, italian females and/or females of italian ancestry are the most beautiful women in the world, coz they got the face and the body :o 8) :P
which thread are you getting blown up in? i'm bored at work and need something amusing to read.
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;D
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Not coool! Not cool at all!! I earned my NON-HOVER-HAND trophy fair and square!!! And thats some shitty photoshopping!!
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Not coool! Not cool at all!! I earned my NON-HOVER-HAND trophy fair and square!!! And thats some shitty photoshopping!!
;D
Let's just pretend this never happened!! :-[ ;D
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Got a big time Alpha here.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1003258_544655702256352_2044519209_n.jpg)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=483367.0;attach=523643;image)
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;D
The original pic
(http://oi44.tinypic.com/kcl4k6.jpg)
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Got a big time Alpha here.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1003258_544655702256352_2044519209_n.jpg)
lolz